/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4445265
It is a really bad joke.

>>4445265
Look at her stupid face. Goddamn.

subway or papa murphy's. I swear they are trying to do better, we are going to counseling now.

>>4445276
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick%27s_Last_Resort

Dick's Last Resort teaches its servers to be obnoxious.[2] In addition to the staff, the decor is considered to be "wacky".[6] Patrons of Dick's are expected to be insulted, or placed in uncomfortable situations. Adult bibs and large, hand-made, paper hats are given to diners to wear during their stay.[7] There are no napkins on the tables: they are generally thrown at the customers by the serving staff.[8]

Dick's menu is influenced by Southern cuisine,[9] consisting of hamburgers, barbecue, and seafood items.

The menu follows the vulgar thematic with items such as:

Dolly Parton - "a voluptuously grilled chicky breast"[10]
Pork Bonerz[11] - barbecued pork
Case O' King Crabs[11] - a bucket of king crab legs
The Big Woody - an order of beef ribs.
Raspberry Dicksuckle - an alcoholic beverage consisting of Bacardi rum, lemonade, and raspberry liqueur[12]

In addition to food and drink, Dick's offers souvenirs such as "Real Women Love Dick's" t-shirts and "I Love Dick's" bumper stickers.[6]

>>4445278
I had the exact same thought

Denny's is my dining establishment of choice that would make me want to hit my wife.

>>4445283
The restaurant, which uses picnic-style tables and no tablecloths, has its origins in the owners' original opening of a "fine-dining" establishment. The establishment was a failure, which resulted in bankruptcy. Rather than continue with the upscale restaurant motif, the owners retooled their efforts and decided to "go sloppy".[3] The end result was a success, leading to the creation of six additional locations.

lol Americans. Make a nice place and they won't go to it. Make it a shitty place with shitty servers and suddenly they flock to it.

Papa John's. The food is wicked greasy and usually gives me the runs, but I also get nostalgia when I eat it.

When I was in college, we would get about $200 to spend at certain restaurants in the city, or at places on campus, as part of the meal plan. Papa John's was just down the street and was one of the restaurants that we could use the money at, so it was the usual choice when my friends and I would have the drunken munchies.

>>4445294
>it was the usual choice when my friends and I would have the drunken munchies.

Oh god, it was Perkins for us. Nothing like drinking from 9:00 PM only to walk to Perkins at about 4:00 AM, come back home, and get to your door as the sun rises to make you face the reality of what you've accomplished.

I think Panda Express is good if you know when to go and what to get.

Taco Bell, of course.

Ever since they ruined the volcano burrito with cantina rice, I keep going "Maybe if I try this other item, it will be okay." Then I always leave thinking, "I'm not coming back again, if I'm going to be eating unhealthy food it may as well at least taste good."

>>4445294
My nigga. I had 23 points and made an order this week so I could get a free pizza later this month. But now I have 27 which means I'll have two points after the freeze pizza. I'll probably get back into another cycle. Sigh.

>dat buffalo chicken
Hnnnnnggggghhhhhh.

But my actual answer would be Sonic. I've been only maybe a dozen times where I'd say the meal was great. I keep trying to relive that.

>super sonic double cheese burger
>cherry limeade
>extreme tater tots
It's probably 3000 calories, but I don't care.

White Castle. It does awful things to me, but I just can't stay away.

>>4445265
Krystal and taco bell

papa john's pizza for sure

i have minor lactose intolerance and it really makes me feel shitty in general but i'll be damned if I don't still order 2 pies a month when work has me stressed out and i'm low on money

Burger King bacon double cheeseburgers. I know they're bad but... Fuck, I love them.

>>4445344
>White Castle

Same here. I usually end up eating it before I go to bed, so after I wake up the bathroom usually smells like the NYC sewer system. My usual favorites include the original slider breakfast sandwiches, chicken ring sandwiches, and cheese fries.

Fuck. Now I want some...

Publix deli. It's expensive, the subs don't even come out right most of the time, but I still go there because it's the closest place to my house

>>4445410
I love the jalapeno cheeseburgers. The gas I get from eating those is horrific, but they're so delicious.

>>4445265
OP pic is clearly from porn amirite?

>>4445403

Why don't you just take lactaid?

>>4445548

>go to publix
>order a sub
>"foot-long publix ultimate on multigrain, please"
>guy asks what kind of bread
>"multigrain"
>guy asks what kind of cheese
>"provolone"
>guy asks what kind of sub
>"...ultimate..."
>"publix or boar's head?"
>"...publix."
>get to vegetables
>"lettuce, please"
>"oh that goes on last"
>"...what?"
>"I think it makes a better sandwich"
>"uh...okay..."

Pretty sure he had something wrong with him, but he was steadfastedly refusing to put lettuce on my sandwich before any other vegetable.

>>4445265

Taco Bell. THIS, this right here, I crave every time I drive by a Taco Bell, no matter how many healthy changes I try to make to diet and lifestyle.

/thread

>>4445716
>abusive boyfriend
>masochism
Pick one.

>>4445687
>MFW i have the same problem.

>>4445687
Thank god they never made a volcano version or I'd never stick to eating out once a week or less.

Jack in the Box tacos for me. I put alot of effort into eating healthy wholesome meals, but about once a month I'll end up drunk on a weekend and end up with a big of these. They're disgusting, can't stand the though of them sober. If drunk though I'll put down about 8 of them and call it a night.

>>4445288
we have a glut of 'nice' eateries

although i could do without belittling

a gruff 'what do you want, fatty' would suffice

hardees

i cannot stop myself from getting 5 ham and cheese and 5 double cheese burgers every month or so

>and it's all gone in 2 days between 2 people

Bojangles. Because of these things right here. They will kill you. BUT THEY ARE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.

>>4445822
are those glazed blueberry biscuits?

>>4445826
That's technically what a Boberry Biscuit is, yes. Except it's not a glaze, it's frosting. They even sell heart shaped Boberries on Valentine's Day.

Jack in the Box bacon and cheddar potato wedges.

Once upon a time,

I COULDN'T STOP EATING THESE GOD DAMNED THINGS.

Cusine of the eastern Austro-Hungarian empire.
Early-imprinted comfort food for me.
I'm surprised I'm still alive at 40, and not even obese, just overweight.

>>4445276
I don't feel like being made fun of while I eat.
My last day of work for the week, I will go get a steak egg and cheese bagel from mcdonalds with a medium coffee. Go home, dump some whiskey in that bitch. 10/10 meal.

Big beef, hot, wet with a dip; onion rings; Chocolate Cake Shake, hot dog with everything and a small fry....TO GO. so I can sit quietly in a dark room, alone with my meal of shame.

>>4447677
>alive
>40

Choose one

>>4447715
Is it summer already?

>>4447718
Just about.

>>4447715
>below 40
>money
Coose one :=)
Nah I'm just fucking with you, I would gladly transplant my Brain into your body if I could.

pizzahut

goda damn nothing better than ordering a pizza and 2 liter mountain dew on friday night and playing vidya

>>4445288
>lol Americans. Make a nice place and they won't go to it. Make it a shitty place with shitty servers and suddenly they flock to it.

Because they stand out. They made a nice place and people didn't go because people could choose from dozens of other 'nice places' .

>>4445326
Taco Bell for me too. What's worse is that I actually kind of like the food. Or at least what I order. I mean, I don't go there often, and I know it's not actually good food, but I enjoy it, much like how someone might enjoy watching Troll 2 or whatever.

>>4447800
I can hear you being fat from here.

>>4447702
Portillo's, right?

burger king. stackers and onions rings. fucing zesty sauce on everything.

Taco hell.

It doesn't give the runs or anything but i just feel like mush

KFC.

I have, on some occasions, purchased a variety bucket.

For myself.

>1am
>depressive as fuck
>Jack In The Box
>jr. bacon cheeseburger and a chicken sandwich, barbecue sauce on the side

normally I really hate fast food but when I'm down I just..it helps, something about the fat and the unhealthiness of it helps

>>4448015
it's the fat, there is a direct correlation between consuming saturated fat and overcoming depression

Long John Silver's.

Whew, nice to get that one off my chest.

Dominos. Everytime I order a pizza from there it gives me really bad indigestion and sometimes the runs, and I'm not even lactose intolerant. Its just so greasy.

Chic-fil-a

it's just delicious and easy when I'm on the road

>>4448083
I like Dominoes better than the other ones. The others taste off to me.

>>4448101
They have really upped their game recently with that garlic crust
A few years ago I'd have disagreed with you

Panda Express for me too. I normally think 'why am I eating this horrible yet delicious food?' when I eat it. Then it hits me like a brick a few hours later, yet I don't stop coming back. I wish they had better sides though or you could replace the rice with veggies.

>>4445723
Wh..I..I don't even...

>>4448098
fascist

Taco Bell. It's very much not good for me, but I love the stuff.

I have IBS, and surprisingly, it is the one fast food that almost never upsets my stomach. I know, I know, weird. Completely weird.

>>4445265

Holy crap, that looks like my sister-in-law. Like, dead fucking on. Shit, now I'm worried.

>>4448545
Maybe you should have a talk with your brother.

>>4445838
Is this you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>4448562

About how awesome he is, right?

Pizza Hut or KFC.

I very rarely eat junk food, but when I do I go all out. Stuffed crust BBQ Meatlovers with extra mozzarella from Pizza Hut or large box of popcorn chicken with nuggets and/or boneless fillets from KFC.

It's like playing Russian Roulette with my stomach. Sometimes I'm fine, other times I get diarrhea.

>>4448562

Not her. Went over to their house 'to visit' and couldn't find curtains like that anywhere. Never been a hint that sort of thing might be happening, either. Just alarmist, I guess.

Fucking dennys. No matter how much I say im never going there again I always end up there at 4 in the morning somehow.

>>4448579
god that is one nice okuri ashi barai.

>>4448580
Got the same with pizza hut and Benedettis piazza . Always got here if i'm not planning to eat anymore for twelve or so hours , so I go full atack and ask for the biggest pizza and complements my wallet allows for.
Like everytime, I repent 40 seconds after I see my enourmus order, but the damage its done. And still will do it sometime in the future.

>>4448673
Hunger is a hell of a drug
You are not alone

Taco Bell is my bane. I home cook every meal (with the exception of sushi sometimes with a bro) but there's just something about Taco Bell that makes me want it more than once a month. Those new grillers they have just get me going.

Beefy Nacho Griller
Dorito Taco
Crunchwrap Supreme
Beefy potato burrito for next day
baja blast

:(

>>4448677

yeah, I dunno why it was deleted

>>4448693
pretty much this minus the Dorito tacos

I tried one and I thought it was fucking disgusting.

>>4448657
Did... did you really think your brother was going to beat his wife for a professional photo shoot?

fucking pizza hut because I adore the pan pizza crust. I try to only order it every other month or so but the honey bbq wings, the crispiness of the bottom of the breadsticks and the pizza, I'd eat that shit every day if I could.

>mfw at least I have the self control to not become a monster fatty

I would say Whataburger because I can't help but always go back to it, but on the other hand it's never treated me wrong.

a really bad chinese buffet next to my house, i go there a few times a year like clock work, each time i hate it but it keep going back

they have like one dish i love, cheesy crab bake, mmmm

>>4445687
lol that is NOT taco bell moran

Wendy's when I'm drunk. Only time it tastes good.

Chips (brit). There's a great chip shop just up my road that I go to once a week on average, it's too easy when you don't want to do anything else.

>>4445265
why is the lady trying to protect those ugly curtains?

Mine is Krispy Kreme or Del Taco

>>4445265
White Castle.

Fuck me I can't stay away from their sliders.

and also starbucks because I'm a big faggot.

Salvatores Pizza up here in NY. It's so bad for me, but tastes so fucking good.
>Chicken Charlie Pizza
>My fucking face when

white castle
every 8-10 months i get a craving for that shit
chicken rings & bacon cheeseburgers
like a 10 sack

>>4448693
>Grillers
You know my pain anon. Those, and Cookie Sammichs that they sell.

>>4445408
that used to be my go to meal deal when i was a kid. Too bad they took that off the numbered menu (my english was terrible then)

But anyway, the only terrible place I go to now is Burger King, mostly because company pays for my lunch and Burger King is the closest place so I can enjoy my lunch sitting in my car. I just get 2 stackers and unsalted fries with a coke and im good

Chedder peppers from Sonic.
After I eat them I can't even look at myself in the mirror. They're so FUCKING GOOD and so fucking BAD.

Subway. I like making tasty subs but I always get an awful stomachache later on in the day.

McDonalds. Whenever I get depressed, I order 4 McDoubles with big mac sauce, 2 spicy chickens, and a large fry. After I've gorged, my bulimia kicks in and i shove my finger down my throat to turn my 5000 calorie meal into a 2000 calorie meal

hands down it would be merritt canteen in bridgeport ct.
i get a brutal dog every time. Its a 1/4 pound red hot smothered in the spiciest chili ive ever eaten.

It gives me the worst farts ive ever had in my life and i can feel the stuff passing through my intestines.

Plus theyre open late and being a college fag i find myself there quite often late at night.

>>4445716
Can't get away from those damn rolls.
oh and the pot roast is pretty good too

Burger King. Gives me horrific diarrhea not even 20 minutes after I'm done.

Any other southernfags wanna back me up on this?

I don't know what they put in their sauces, but I am legitimately addicted to them.

There's a chain here in so-cal called "Tommy's" and they serve chili burgs and dogs. My ultimate abusive food is their MEGA MEAL which consists of A Quadruple Chili Cheeseburger (mustard pickles onion and tomato included, it's godlike), Chili Cheese Fries (the chili doesnt stick to the tray, it just slides off and leaves an orange residue of grease), and a 48oz drink (rootbeer, nigger)

PIC FUCKING RELATED

>>4450860

Oh, and see that chili? Yeah, that's what your shit looks like and it feels like someone put a hairdryer up your ass and turned it on super hot.

I like Pizza Hut even though I live in NYC. Sometimes I just crave that fluffy crust.

>>4450854

Tropical Chicken yuca fries + creamy garlic sauce
>HNNNNGGGG

Panda Express. Orange Chicken and Chow Mein is amazing, even though the Chow Mein is always hit-or-miss.

>>4450909
My nigga. Ever try their Poyo Poyo sauce? It's liquid cocaine, I shit you not.

Olive Garden, the "Tour of Italy". Must be the absolute shittiest thing I've ever had to eat but something about it just makes me come back for it.

>>4450914

No, but I legit drown my shit in guava bbq sauce every time I'm there.

>regular chicken tropichop, half brown rice half lettuce, corn, tomatoes, black beans, swimming in guava bbq sauce
>side of sweet plantains and fried yuca

My go-to fat-ass meal when I'm not craving Taco Hell

>tfw both are just a few blocks away

Taco Bell, without a doubt. I don't do that Doritos Locos bullshit, but I still gleefully punish myself like those kids

>>4450957
You know what? I've actually never had the guava bbq sauce. Mainly because I hate bbq sauce.
But I'll definitely try it now,

Taco Bell and their fucking Happier Hour.
2-5 PM, Loaded Grillers and medium drinks for a dollar each. Those fucking Potato Grillers, oh my god. I'm eating a baked potato in a tortilla and the cheese isn't even real cheese but it's so good.

>>4451043
I forgot to mention the fucking Steak Chalupas. Shit, fried tortillas are like my Kryptonite. That, the cool veggies, the chewy steak that might not be steak, that goddamn cool sour cream. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

McDonald's.

Every six months or so, I get that craving. I can resist for a few days, maybe a week, but eventually I cave in.

Last time was when I was driving home from work a few weeks ago. I actually found myself stopped at a red light, having passed my house. Once we started moving again, I realized I was going to McDonald's. It was surreal and disturbing, but that didn't dissuade me in the slightest. Goddamn subconscious. Maybe it's a stress thing.

Anyway, I always get the same thing: a double quarter-pounder with cheese and chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce. If I get fries, I dip them in sweet and sour.

For the next day or two, I can feel the grease oozing out of my pores. Once or twice, I've attempted to induce vomiting, but then I felt even worse about myself and gave up.

>>4451079
Same here. I call it getting raped by the clown.

>>4451079

Same here - I call it getting raped by the clown.

Why can't I stop going there? When they're selling 7 fucking layer burgers at midnight? Muh arteries, /ck/, muh arteries

>>4451088
>>4451092

>not being down with the clown

>>4451147
I would say "summer", but you're probably too old to be in school if you know about these faggots. Hows it feel to be 30ish and still listening to shitty music?

>>4451157

It's a fucking miracle

>>4451157

fucking faggot, h8ters like you better lrn not too fuck with the Juggalo FAMILY ill be chillin with mad juggalette bitches in shangrrila and yer nedenhole ass gonna get a hatchet faggot

>>4451165

You can't even hold it! It's just there in the air.

>>4445265

'dat cleavage

Sometimes when I'm barely even hungry I'll go get a massive amount of food and scoff it all down, I don't know why, it's comfort eating taken to a new level. I also sometimes watch youtube videos of people eating huge meals because I know and like the feeling you get when you're as full as they are, and I salivate over it. What's wrong with me?

Five Guys

I compare it to drinking too much. You wake up the next morning and promise you will never drink again. At that moment you earnestly mean it, but sooner or later you will go out and get shit face drunk again.

That is my relationship with Five Guys

>>4451207

You're an emotional overeater - i.e. a fattie waiting to happen

Any variety of cheap Chinese take-out. Whether it's the three item combo from the steam tables or a bunch of little boxes...

>>4451180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HovO5EiE_yQ

>>4451389
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HovO5EiE_yQ

>yfw your kids look just like Shaggy

That picture really fucking turns me on.

>>4445782
>Jack in the Box tacos

They've got decent burgers, good specials, great sides, but those tacos are the WOAT.

>>4451453

Jack Tacos are their own weird cuisine. Just go with it.

>>4448542
>IBS
>doesn't upset

Seriously? My anti-IBS food is a 7x7 from Steak n' Shake. Something about that massive burger insta-blocks all of my shit...

>>4448542

Taco Bell is all soy, no wonder it helps.

>>4451140
>Go to SnS 1x a week (generally really early Friday morning after work)
>Always get the 7x7 + fries + Frisco Sauce
>icame.avi
>One day joke with server & manager that they should never ever get rid of these
>Manager says they're a top-seller

If these stayed on the menu forever I would give Steak n' Shake all my money!

(Captcha: influence furfect)

Fucking Izzy's Buffet. I go there once a year or so, and I always regret it.

>>4451478
what is a 7x7?
don't tell me it's a burger with 7 patties..

Taco Bell I just can't stop.

>>4451525
It is 7 patties and 7 slices of cheese. With fries, the price is $7.77 and it is FUCKING DELICIOUS!

Goddamn shit /ck/

Went there with a friend after every Friday football game while in HS. Still go back with that same friend every Friday with him. We've been out of high school for 5 years.

>>4451579
Also I'm retarded

>>4451580
>Waffle House
Just discovered that a few months ago, anon. God tier hash browns, eggs, and waffles.

>>4451587

Dear zombie Jesus I love their triple hashbowns with everything on them

>>4451587
yes
best fried eggs i have ever had
i get the all star or all american breakfast combo whenever I go

>>4451595
All Star breakfast my nigga

Nothing beats waking up and going to WH for an allstar and coffee

>>4451551

>>4451551
how do you even eat something that tall? with a fork and knife?

>>4451608
>HNNNNNNNGGGGGG
Then R.I.P Anon. He was buried with a 7x7.

>>4451614
With your bare hands, and a lot of mouth.

>>4451614
No motherfucker, you put both hands on that glorious greaseball and eat it like a man eats.

With clogged arteries

>>4451629
Can I be honest here.... I'm not sure I get the point of eating a lot of meat. Like I get that meat tastes good. But it seems like people keep shoveling it in. Couldn't you savor a single or even a double cheeseburger and enjoy the taste without the feeling of self-loathing that must surely accompany that thing?

Panda Express is definitely one of mine. It's alright tasting, but usually makes me feel like utter shit if I eat enough of it. Muchas Gracias is also another one, but because it's food is only, meh, and it's so freaking over priced. But that's what's open at 3 AM when I'm wasted.Denny's is another one. Because it's normal priced, for horrid food and often horrid service. There is a Portland sushi train chain restaurant called Sushi Land. Awful sushi. I took some out of town friends there with my then boyfriend. I was embarrassed by the food, and service.

>>4451634
>seeing the potential derail incoming, but I'll bite
It's more about the meat+cheese combo melting together, and the grease bringing it together. It's more of an experience than the taste.

>>4451634
>savor 2 patty burger
>savor 7 patty burger the same way
>get 3.5x savortime

>>4451663
BUT YOU DON'T NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO SAVOR FOOD THAT LONG

>>4451663

How do you savor cheese flavored grease?

>>4451676
by applying it to your tongue

cheese+meat is one of the strongest and best 'savory' flavors

stupid vegan trash

>>4451453
>>4451457
You haven't lived until you've pulled up to the Jack drive thru and ordered 40 tacos

>>4451682
>>4451676
>>4451669

>>4451639
How the hell do you screw up the service at a sushi train place?

Taco Bell. Some times I will drive past Moe's and Chipotle to have some Taco Bell.

Wendy's.
I can feel those frosties flow straight to my arteries. But I can't resist them.
I dip fries in them, too.

mccoveys
terrible bland barbecue doused in too much molasses sauce. but decent sides and baseball stuff EVERYWHERE

Taco Bell.
It's so shitty, but that's what makes it good.

>>4452001
the sauce, just take their sauce packets and make your own tacos with real beef or quesadillas with more than 2 pieces of chicken

Arby's.

I just can't get enough of that shitty composite roast beef on those shitty buns with that shitty horseradish sauce.

Tesco microwave indian dinners

too much man

I usually get fried chicken after I beat my girlfriend.

>>4445276
Ive been there. Food is mediocre and the server wasnt funny or appealing in anyway.
Still somewhat glad I went.

>>4448015

It's the combination of the delicious and self-loathing from eating fat.
Potent combination.

Chinese restaurants and Lo Mein. I can choke that shit down all night. But I hate myself in the morning.