/ck/ - Food & Cooking

signs and samples

Bikini wearing sign flipper.
Derp.

>>4444777
Motto: Pretty fly for a chicken guy

>near the beach
>needing advertisement

how are you near a beach without getting a shitload of foot traffic?

in any case, pay little kids to stick flyers in doors.

>>4444782
There is a mall right next to our store...
Could probably walk around with a sample platter and signs.

>great idea

>>4444784
Why didn't I think of this already...
Herp.

>>4444788
>My sides

Name your restaurant Boo and have a guy in a chicken suit wearing various costumes.

>>4444792
Literally printing out a couple thousand fliers today.

>not too close to the beach, but next to the mall.
(Getting some decent business, but still seeing negatives)

>>4444803
It's a chain restaurant, so can't name it anything else than what it's already called.

(But Boo tho)

>>4444809
Advertise in the school newspapers. Maybe 10% off with school ID or something.

>>4444814
Oh, chain. That means you most likely suck (I mean food-wise).

>>4444815
Brilliant. Really, that's a good one.

>>4444822
Our chain hardly helped us set things up, so we pretty much are on our own. Added some special stuff to the menu, like mexican food/soups/more wing flavors/ etc.

>>4444827
Then maybe you really should try it on your own. Why bother paying the franchise fees if they're not even helping you?

Two words.... sex sells.

Maybe advertise boobs?

>>4444834
Incorporate sex and chicken wings in one advertisement.
>how do I even

>>4444832
Probably later down the road, but at the moment that isn't financially possible.

>>4444840
>>how do I even

the same way hooters does it? take the waitress/staff member with the biggest tits and have her hold a tray of chicken wings. take pictures. eternal profit.

Last bamp for now

Going to chill for just a moment longer then going to go do stuff.

>Thanks 100 fold for the help

>>4444777
What beach? If Los Angeles area beach .. how about hooking some restaurant info? I'll hit up your joint.

>>4444849
east side, around South Carolina

(though I'd like to have you over and try it out)

>>4444850
Damn! Oh well.

Side note, excellent beer selections are always best paired with wings. Craft microbrews and stuff. Not sure if it's the same out there but here in Cali we love that stuff and I always give an owner extra credit for having those available.

Good luck with your restaurant.

I assume you have boneless wings?

I don't like them myself, but most normal people do and they would be good for the any samplers you may put out.

If you don't have them, get them.

>>4444777
Advertise a wing challenge for your customers. Either a super ridiculously hot wing challenge. Or a 'eat a ton of wings and finish it' challenge. Both are popular from coast to coast and bring people in.

>>4444894
Don't forget to make them sign a waiver lol.

Black people love some hot wings. Drop off some coupons in your closest 'urban' bus route.

>>4444912
I'm positive he's not seeking that type of clientele

capitalize on the S.C. factor by utilizing the Gamecock theme somehow. Have a sriracha based sauce (with other peppers add for varying degrees of heat) and call it Hotcock sauce. Have a contest where you lay out a length of wings down a table and the contestant that eats the most in a certain amount of time wins a prize. Advertise it as "HOW MUCH HOTCOCK CAN YOU TAKE?" Have the contest on game nights that U.S.C. plays.

>>4444931
You do not want your wings associated with hot cock.

Sriracha is not a bad idea.

Wing eating contest on opening day.

>>4444931
Brilliant!

>>4444950
sriracha wings are good, they really aren't even that hot.

don't waste money on advertising

use the internet and have your business go under

Yes. scrape scrounge or borrow 50 - 300 k, post flyers, and buy on of those flashing portable roadsigns. You can letter it as follows - "Even though every one and their freakin brother has done wings too death, and we are only xx miles from the coast we are gonna try and push this crap. Reserve some of that money to print closed signs and for bankruptcy court fees.

What kind of wings?

If hot then "Turn up heat even MORE this summer at *dickwiffle's restaurant*, over by the *one cup mall*.

If something more cool (ranch honey garlic ect.) then "Cool off a bit difrently with our new wings, only at *Dickwiffle's Restaruant* over by the *one cup mall*.

Print and distrbute.

>>4444850

Myrtle Beach, I assume?

>>4444777
Hire some dudebros and party sluts to viral it to other dudebros and more party sluts

it'll snowball and you'll make a fortune

food doesn't even have to be good, because those dipfucks can't taste anything besides beer and shame

>>4444920
Yea every black person is the worst right faggot?

As a fellow restauranteur, O suggest you read this
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