/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> get pizza hut pizza
> want to binge but decide I hate the crust
> eat the toppings and one whole slice
> leave the crusts sitting in the box in the kitchen to be tossed out
> wake up in the morning
> walk past box
> smell crusts
> take two out and eat them
> have a bowl of cereal after

>walking through vegas hotel
>drunk as fuck
>someone had left their room service tables outside
>nigga didn't finish his potato wedges


>guess who got some fucking free potato wedges

not a single fuck was given

>>4432781
>tfw want to pick up unfinished food and eat it
>tfw scared of social repercussions

;_;

My friend once took a half finished kebab that he found at the back of a bus home and ate it.

>>4432791
I do this a lot. Sometimes when I'm by a nice restaurant and the food looks good I'll wait a bit for someone to leave without finishing their meal and clean up the scraps.

Found out how little people care from my friend after he got a free bread bowl at Disneyland. Shit's expensive.

I've eaten some stuff off the ground with the whole 5 second rule when I was a kid. Even now when I know better, I still do it occasionally.

As for leftover food, I had some moldy bread and made a sandwich and ate around the moldy parts.

My family used to own a successful Chinese restaurant and when I was five u would eat pieces of un eaten general tsao chicken from the plates that were taken from the tables. My dad has the best general tsao chicken recipe ever so it was still better than any I have eaten now

If you do this consistently would it give you a better immune system

>>4433592
what's the recipe?

mootblox

Was homeless and at a fairground, saw a little tray of 2 or 3 deep fried oreos sitting on a bench. Grabbed those and ate them. They were soft. And cold.
Probably wouldn't do it again, as I didn't really care for them. They were good at the moment, though.

>>4433592
you no longer have the restaurant?

>On a Road trip
>Travelling through Nevada
>Stop for a rest in the desert
>Go to set off again
>Car won't start
>know from survival shows to stay put and stay with the car
>spend two days in car conserving energy
>third day start collecting own urine
>fourth day, drinking own urine, picking up ants and eating them
>by day six can't even piss any more so dehydrated
>Finally decide to get out of car and go into the McDonald's we'd been parked at and buy a happy meal.

I was in therapy for three months afterwards.

>>4433840
I want to believe

>be in college
>want to have a quite night in
>order large pepperoni and hamburger pizza for myself
>be eating first slice, start watching star trek
>friend calls, I answer
>apparently they had all the cocaine, weed, booze, and were overflowing with horny sluts
>wants me to come take some cocaine and whores off his hands
>OK.jpg
>go to party, drink and do drugs until there are no more
>get bj from two different girls at different points of that night
>pass out on friends couch after sunrise, wake up at dusk
>go back to my apartment, there sits my pizza still on the coffee table
>only one slice missing
>fuck it
>eat four slices
>got sick as fuck, uncontrollable vomit and shits
>next day is thanksgiving
>have to endure through that with the worst hangover/comedown/food poisoning combination you'd imagine
>Mom thought I was dying
>didn't die though

bought a kebab.

i always know it's a terrible idea but every couple of months i forget and buy another one.

>Took home a fucktonne of bread and spanish cheese (cabrales and aged mahón) after work.
>Recently moved into new apartment, no food there, only condiments from old apartment. >Very hungry, and really crave something warm.
>Put Bread in pan, sprinkle with olive oil, cover it in cheese.
>Make gratin.
>Delicious as fuck at the time.
MFW eating it.

>>4433855
What the fuck is that?

>>4433867
ternera y pollo

the meat spin on the grill and cooks with heat in the back. the man shaves it off

>>4432603
Ate three pieces of pizza that had been left outside the fridge but still in the box for 3 days. No sickness.

>>4432603
lol you massholes are pretty low

This.
General Tso's Nachos.
Yes. I really did this. About a year or so ago.
Yes. It was actually delicious. I'd do it again, if I had the leftovers and the other ingredients.

>>4433901
I just realized that pic is upside down, lul.

>>4433889
hey yo!

>>4433598
I doubt it, I used to eat day-old food (like, chocolate and stuff) I found on the ground when I was like 5-6 and I'm always sick.

I was washing dishes and a chunk of scrambled egg was in the sink. I ate it.

One day a few years ago I woke up and found a Cheez Nip in my buttcrack. I ate it, not even joking.

Once I dug Panda Express out of the recycling bin after it had been there for a day and a half.

Tasted great, felt fine.

I was at the bus stop once when I saw somebody toss out a BK bag and medium-ish drink.

I stuck my hand in the garbage, pulled it out and ate it.

Used to be a line cook in Yellowstone. Stole some lobster tails & went for a long weekend hike with my girlfriend. By the time we got around to cooking them, they'd turned. A romantic night of vomiting ensued.

probably eating people's leftover fries when i was a busboy making 5 bucks an hour

>>4432603

Why would you waste the food in the first place?

>Late night at a Ihop with friends fam, cuz graduation or something.
>Waiting on my order.
>Cousin's friends let me have some of their pancakes.
>order finally comes.
>big ass omellete, have to eat the ends to fit in to go box.
>Go home and forget to put meal in fridge.
>next afternoon warm that shit up, grab a bottle of bud and add hot sauce to omelette.
>eat it with no problem, roaches probably got in that, but whatever.

>Buy XXXL pizza with pancetta, bacon, pepperoni, salami and sausage with extra cheese
>Day 1
>Eat six slices out of eighteen for dinner
>Day 2
>Eat four slices lunch
>Day 3
>Eat three slices for breakfast
>Day 4
>Eat three slices for lunch
>Day 5
>Eat final two slices for breakfast

At no point did the box leave my bedroom floor. It was summer time

>>4433901
There is a smiley red clown face in the middle

>>4434824
At job corps none of the dorms had fridges so we stored leftover pizza in our locker/closets.
I usually bought 20$ worth (4 large pizzas) and kept them in my closet for me and my roommates for the week. Never had a problem.

>in college
>order pizza
>eat some
>leave box on ground
>pass out
> wake up heat some more pizza up
>put rest of pizza in fridge
>eat pizza for next few days

Didn't get sick. Had the shits but pizza hut always gives me the shits.

i was drunk as fuck and had just left the carneval. could barely walk at all, fell to the ground and found a half eaten paper plate with these fried mushrooms i love, pic related. on the ground. ate it. no fucks.

didnt get sick or anything but probably wouldnt to again now that i think about all the stuff that could have happened to it...

July. Las Vegas. Five years ago.

Walking to my car in university parking lot. Found small takeout container with half a roll of masking tape on top. Opened container to find one (1) spam musubi, wrapped in cellophane.

Ate the musubi then and there, left the container, took the masking tape.

>>4434847
>mfw also job corps student
>did this every week with pb&j
>then snickers
>then cheese
>one day we did it with milk
>forgot about it for 2 days
>oh yeah
>we all drank it
>tasted sour
>chugged it
>itwasalright.jpg

>>4434847
>20$
>4 pizzas
did you go to clearfield and buy 5buck pizza

I'm NEET so I get up at 6pm, cook dinner around 8 or 9, and then leave whatever I don't finish on the table so I can go back to it when I get hungry again. pizza tastes fine no matter how long it's been out, soup is ok aside from getting cold, but curry and chicken alfredo starts to get pretty shitty after an hour or two. I've never gotten sick though.

>both roommates are wasteful fucks
>constantly throwing out food instead of saving it
>leaving it out instead of putting it in the fridge
>wake up some mornings and there's entire meals that have been left out
>no fucks given, breakfast already made
>warm it up in the microwave
>never gotten sick

I'm pretty sure everyone has an experience where pizza was not refrigerated properly yet it was eaten the next day. It's just something everyone does.

Went camping with my familly, during the afternoon trip some jackasses stole our heater.
So the night lunch was "raviolis" and champain.
Weird mix but the champain was good

>>4433901
Australia's awake.

>>4433840
Some Charlie Kaufman shit right here folks.

>make a full pot of coffee every day
>sometimes there are left overs
>microwave the leftovers while the new pot brews
>all while doing the poopy dance

When I was younger, I went to the park by my house and someone left half a package of nibs in the garbage can, I just reached on in there and enjoyed my free bag of nibs.

I've also woken up in my bed before and was fucking starving for some reason, so I grabbed an old pizza off of my floor and started munching down.

>>4435461
I always do this, I remember I tried using the old grains once but my coffee came out clear.

>>4432603
>work in a bar
>drop shit on the floor
>eat shit off the floor because you cant serve it to customers
>boss tells me to slice turkey he cooked
>slice up 2 kilos of turkey
>drop some
>eat some
>ITS RAWWWW

Its a miracle ive never had food poisoning ive eaten so much raw shit

>>4435538
had a chef drink chicken juice once to prove to us that it was safe(???)

he didn't die so I think food standards are p better than most think

>>4433863

2/10
This barely qualifies as disgusting.

captcha: received useflog

>>4432603
I ate like 3-4 slices of pizza that were in the box for a few days, the cat had been sitting on the box also
He likes sitting on pizza boxes

>>4435251
>took the masking tape

Fucking lol'd, I would have too

>Warmed a 3 day old big mac on the radiator and ate it.

Made me vomit.

>>4432603

Nigga please...
This is the kinda shit i do several times a week...
>pic related

My roommates, who by the way can't cook for shit, usually buy take-out, and very seldom they eat it all, therefore it usually ends up in the trash. When everyone has gone to bed its dinner time for me.

The most disgusting thing i've ever done?

I once ate a half-eaten shishkebab that had been lyin' in the sun for 3 days, the dried up garlic sauce actually tasted better at this point.

Didn't get sick

>>4433855
all depends on whether you're buying from a cart or an actual doner kebab takeaway.

i've worked at one kebabbery locally, and they definately were sanitary. best late night drunk food.

>Be working at McDonald's
>Some travelling muslims stop by around 9am
>Remember turning them away because the only breakfast item that didn't have pigmeat in it was hash browns
>They come to counter
>Hi we bought these filet-of-fish last night, can you heat them up for us?

It was kinda gross. I don't know why they kept stopping by here when the cafe across the road did shit like bruschetta al salmone for breakfast.

>make chilli con carne
>leave the pot on the stove overnight (no heat)
>heat it up next day for dinner
>tastes horrible
>strange unidentifiable objects now present throughout mixture
>offer some to the dog
>she eats it
>she dies

I killed my dog with leftovers...

>>4435700
I think chili is toxic to dogs bro.

>>4435700
>>4435708

hahahahahah

you murdered your dog.

how does it feel to know you are no better than a common chinaman?

>>4435708
As far as I know chilli peppers aren't toxic for dogs, onions however are.

There was maybe 1/6th of an onion in there, definitely not enough to kill her... But she was perfectly healthy before she ate it...

>Just arrived to our fob in Afghanistan
>Friend and I are starving in our truck
>Find an opened MRE behind the seat
>Eat the fuck out of it together

Really it's not that gross, since it's all pretty well sealed. But you could tell that it had been sitting there from the last unit for a good minute.

Pizza is weird.
>leave pizza out for four days
>eat it cold
>dont get sick
Next time
>put pizza in the fridge
>heat it up
>get the shits

During the "hell week" prior to the first show of the theatrical productions in high school we had a pass from going to normal classes for preparations, and would stay long after school was over; as such getting food was an inconvenience. There were countless times over the years in which I'd eat 1-2 day old unrefrigerated chinese food, never got sick.

Got food poisoning from fresh nachos though, I can only imagine what sort of horrors went into the making of those.

>be 1 in the morning
>be in town center
>need food
>walk towards shitty kebab shop
>crazy ass woman walks out and throws her box of fried chicken on the curb which is covered in years worth of chewing gum and diseases
>me and friend look at each other
>both grab some chicken
>everyone looks at us in disgust
>"5 second rule you cunts"
>walk off proudly eating free fried chicken
>mfw when it was the best drunk food
>mfw it was free
>mfw I'm not even black

>roommate left a box of pizza out
>decide to have some
>he put out a cigarette on one of the slices
>there's a bit of ash on the others
>brush it off and microwave it
>no fucks given

>>4435819

The vast majority of food poisoning is spread via poor hygiene, such as not washing your hands properly before preparing or eating said food. The food itself has little to do with it.

>>4432603
i ate at a flying j for breakfast

>>4434847
>>4435275
confirmed for juvenile deliquents.

get out of my chicopee

i ate a piece of round table ultameat pizza that had been sitting in the box on my table for 4 days.
i never ate round table again because it didnt make make sick.

I once ate some beef stew that had been on the stove for 3 days. i did heat it up before I ate it, but still.

Tasted fine.

Stew like in pic related

>>4436961
Looks derrishuss

wth? Do you people live in the jungle or why do you get food poisoning/roaches from one day old food?

I used year-old cocoa powder once. I didn't make me sick nor had a peculiar taste, but I didn't eat much of it.

I left some raw meat hanging outside on some branches of a tree for a few days

tasted pretty good when I went back to get it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3m3RIOPJNw&t=2m50s