/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4421567
No.

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My foreign gf is coming by and I picked up cookies n' cream ice cream and poptarts. Clearly this is what I should do with both...

thats actually a pretty good deal, 2 poptarts costs $1 already

Yuro thread
Casu marzu (also called casu modde, casu cundídu, casu fràzigu in Sardinian language, or in Italian formaggio marcio, "rotten cheese") is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese, notable for containing live insect larvae. It is found mainly in Sardinia, Italy.

>Derived from Pecorino, casu marzu goes beyond typical fermentation to a stage most would consider decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly Piophila casei. These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese's fats. The texture of the cheese becomes very soft, with some liquid (called lagrima, from Latin for "tear") seeping out. The larvae themselves appear as translucent white worms, about 8 millimetres (0.3 in) long.[1] When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in).

I threw up in my mouth a little.

>>4421593

>Hand scooped
As if that makes a difference.

>>4421593
>>4421629
Yeah that stuff's already outlawed in several countries.

>hand scooped
Why are they bragging about this?

>>4421672
People must think it means handmade or something, this -is- America we're talking about.

>>4421676
>>4421672
>>4421647

I would imagine that they are saying that because someone might assume that the sandwiches are rolled off some assembly line instead of made on-site. Not that it is much less trashy.

>>4421676

Hand-scooped means it's cooked from scratch in the kitchen.

>>4421681
I doubt Hardees makes ice cream from scratch, I bet they just scoop it out of a jug of ice cream pre-made.

I like Ice Cream a lot, so that doesn't look all that bad too me.

carls jr is making a business mistake here before this they were pretty well horizontally integrated

Wow, I honestly thought that was a joke. That's a combination I've never once thought of. Seriously, pop tarts and ice cream?

>Strawberry
>Not blueberry

They fucked up.

Also, fuck you Eurofags, you're the biggest shitposting group on 4chan.

>>4421779
Well, one is sort of like lazy-ass pie, and ice cream goes on pie, so it makes sense.

>>4421786
Blueberry flavored condoms ALL taste like blueberry pop-tarts. I've tried them from like three different brands, and no matter what they all taste like that.

I can't help but associate them with dick, and thus I don't want to eat them.

Smores is the best pop-tart imo and would've made a better ice cream sandwich, diabetus aside.

The one with the chocolate chip cookies were pretty god-tier though.

>>4421593
QUICK! Type as fast as you can about some more random shit in other countries so that we might turn the attention away from our disgusting fatass shithole murrka!

Murrikuh

I am eating bacon with cream cheese on it.

>>4421823

You're right, exercise doesn't make you look good, but 40 pounds of makeup, photoshop, girdles, and good lighting do.

This image makes me laugh every time I see it. Has to be a troll.

>>4422372
Yeah her makeup isn't hiding wrinkles as bad as the woman on the right genius.

>>4421823

>woman without make-up vs women with make-up

>>4421584
It is one poptart cut in half with sawdust ice cream in the middle.

>>4422335
Sometimes when I'm having bacon with breakfast, I'll put it on top of my bagels. They go together surprisingly well.

America is fat, and there has to be a reason.

>>4422412
Gillian McKeith with make up.

>>4422457
Nigella Lawson without make up.

>>4422460

>without makeup
>clearly wearing lipstick and eyeliner

also would still smash/10

captcha: alarm eatamen

>>4422406
>plastic surgery
>photoshop

>>4422428
Preservatives.

America is fat because we have a lot of choices and the cheapest ones tend to be really bad for you. Plus in general food is everywhere so it's entirely to easy to satisfy every craving.

>>4421823
Imagine Fat Nigella of a couple years ago. The one who was still trying to convince everyone that she wasn't ashamed of her weight.

She moves out of the red tape on the floor and her giant ass is caught on tape. The director shouts at her and tells her to keep her fat fucking ass out of the shot.

She breaks down and cries, legs akimbo on the floor. The crew starts laughing, causing her to cry more while her fat tits start heaving.

It starts with a crewmember slapping her with a kielbasa in her fat face. Suddenly she is getting DP's by a single kielbasa coil while someone pulls her up by the hair and makes her suck off the whole crew.

Her tears stop and she starts moaning like a sow in heat. People start plowing her from all angles and everyone starts blasting their creamy vanilla custard in every hole and between her fat sagging udders.

She is then forced to scrape every drop of cum from her body and dripping thighs using a rubber spatula. She collects her hard day's work and fills 2 turkey basters full and blasts it up that fat ass that got her in trouble in the first place.

She then cum sharts the mess all over a creme brulee and digs in, licking the bowl clean.

>>4422746
>cum sharts
thats called belfing, or rather she belfed

>>4421567

This is a pretty good idea. although id prolly use toaster strudels instead of pop tarts

>>4422749
Why do you know this?

>>4422769
I have heard the term used, you see my friends name is belf and he got a job at a deli in the grocery store where I worked, when he introduced himself the deli guys started laughing at him because of what belf means and from that day forward his nickname at work was cum fart

>>4422460
brows filled in, eyeliner, mascara, lipstick, and possibly blush

>>4421567
>'Murikah thread

>>4421567
Who wants some liquid freedom?

>>4421593

>>4421786
>fuck you Eurofags

>>4423973
What?
Just, what?
Who would eat a burger smoothie?

>>4423973
This thread makes me want to throw up

but I can't stop looking

>>4423998
>eat
>smoothie
etc

>>4422231
>hot dog
>ketchup

>>4423971
ITS BRILLIANT

>Pop-tart Ice Cream Sandwich
>'Murrica
You haven't even begun.
Deep fry it, and it's become southern.

>>4424060
Nice try, but deep fried icecream is actually Mexican.

Why are Euros so pompus? I've only met a handful of French and two Germans who were actually likeable.

>>4424076
Which is clearly in a northernly direction from America.

>>4424081
inferiority complex

>>4423978
American cheese is fucking disgusting.

Bleh, most Americans recognize it for what it is--poverty food.

>>4424076
Actually, it's not. It originated in Philadelphia at the turn of the 20th century. It's as American as overly expensive, completely avoidable triple bypass surgery.

>>4421567

POTASSIUM BROMATE!

POISON!!

>>4421567
>hand scooped

there is no rule of law in america anymore, when advertisers can get away with shit like that.

dont have pictures, but here in denmark (european capital of horrendously shitty pleb food in supermarkets), you can buy a premade cheeseburger for like a dollar.

and i mean, the sorriest shittiest hamburger to ever grace the face of the earth, something that puts the worst mcdonalds abortion on a pedestal of grace and adoration in comparison.

>>4421567
>hand scooped
Now that's classy

>>4424088
>American cheese
>Poverty food
>Not realizing European cheeses with advanced levels of fermentation/decomposition were probably born in times of famine and squalor

>>4425252
It probably is hand scooped though, it's from a fast food place.

>>4425274
oh fuck, carls jr. i thought it was some premade shit from the frozen foods section.

that is fucking nasty tho. god.

I remember when i was a kid, me and my little sister where bitching and whining for mcd. my health conscious aunt finally lost her temper and drove us to a mcdonalds, but she warned us that everybody there was fat and if thats what we wanted with our lives, so be it.

>get inside
>everybody is orca-fat
>cant eat our happy meals

i can only imagine how horrible its gotten since then.

>>4425280
The ice cream stuff is probably the only thing Carl's Jr. does right. The Pop Tart thing looks gross as fuck, but their hand scooped ice cream sammiches and such? Or the malts? Maaaan. That shit doesn't get any better, as far as fast food goes.

>>4425285
sorry, cant hear you over the sound of how fat i know you are.

I don't understand how this is any different from putting a scoop of icecream on a slice of pie aside from being healthier

>>4425272
Both of these are right.
Only idiots/poorfags buy American cheese.
Rotten cheese WAS probably from times of famine and squalor.

I'm american and this thread makes me want to puke...

>>4424081
because theyre sick of being punchlines and inferior funny talking people. think of it this way, the earth is a playground and america is the big kid with all the cool shit who runs around making fun of how everyone else looks and talks. then those other kids go online and try to put big mean amerika down out of spite

>>4421671
>Yeah that stuff's already outlawed in several countries.
Including in Italy :) Doesn't stop people from making it, you're just not supposed to sell it. It's like with prostitution in Japan. It's not legal to pay her so you give her a "present".

hey, i live in "merica". don't blame me. I actually saw in the freezer section frozen microwaveable pbj sandwiches. I try not to criticize too much, but if you are too fat or lazy. to smear some grape jelly and peanut butter on a slice of plain old white bread... you have a problem. (well, you don't know, they might be old, infirm or handicapped) ok, if your care giver is so ... see above. and just because you see the pict, not all of us are like that.. Also, if you notice, it is from "Carls jr, aka Hardee's, home of the six dollar thick burger, and now the salmon or tuna burger, desperate marketing that would make a sports illustrated swimsuit model blush, to teenage boys, insecure older guys and who knows. Another circling the drain, which is a shame because hardee's used to be pretty good..

>>4427701
Didn't you know, yuroqueers are allowed to hate someone because of the products available in another country. I just wish we were as enlightened and as tolerant as them one day with their snails for dinner and boiled sheep heads.

It's my goal to one day have enough money to bring a box of Oreos and Pop Tarts and a box of Haggis and organ meat to sub-saharan Africa and have them pick which one they like better.