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hey guys so ive been drinking whiskey and diet dr pepper, Im starting to get hungry now i have canned clams, canned artichokes, some speghetti, beef bullion, a flesh light, mayonays, ketchup, boil in bag brown rice i dunno why its brown, more whiskey, taco shells, pickled jalapenos, a can of spam light, diet dr.pepper, coffee, brown bannanas, flour i have no clue why, sugar, salt, currry, a pack of old salami, mustard, tomato paste, green beans, and a half eaten snickers bar. Is there anything good i can do with this crap?

>> No.4410463

oh i also have siracha and tabasco

>> No.4410468

No. Start drinking straight whiskey until you black out, then get better food in the morning. Eat the other half of the snickers bar in the morning.

>> No.4410469

Use ketchup as lube for the flesh light.

>> No.4410480

>>4410459
>a flesh light

what

>> No.4410488

>>4410469
will do.>>4410480
its green i believe it was called the green monster

>> No.4410490

spaghetti tacos

>> No.4410499

>>4410490
ok i need more inspiration i have tomato paste and jalapenos and maybee if i mashed the spam in therre it would be good.

>> No.4410501

>>4410499
tacos i know what im going to do. spam tacos.

>> No.4410503

>>4410501
enjoy.

>> No.4410561

OK i have browned and smashed the spam.

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4410598

> alcohol and cornsyrup water
At least you didnt put ice in it

>> No.4410603

Clams and spaghetti.

>> No.4410628

>>4410603
i have half a thing left of spaghetti i may try this tomorrow. Any good ideas for sauce?

>> No.4410639

Question: Is that Evan Williams any good? is it comparable to Jim Beam, or Jack Daniels, or any of the name branded Tennessee whiskeys?

I'm just curious because I'm a Jack and Coke drinker, and noticed that some of my friend stock that at their house. Thanks...

>> No.4410650

>>4410639
My mistake, I noticed that Evans Williams , and Jim Beam are from Kentucky. Just giving credit where credit is due...

>> No.4410693

>>4410639
No jim and jack are better have a good one.

>> No.4410697

>>4410639
Evan Williams is 86 proof and has a sweeter taste an Jim or Jack. Its decent for mixing and its priced well.

>> No.4410712

I don't understand you whiskey people. Whiskey tastes to me like what I would imagine gasoline tastes like. Spiced rum is where it's at.

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4410716

>>4410639
My friends say when it's in a glass with ice and Coke you'd never know the difference.

Although I truly think they're just a bunch of hardcore alcoholics...

>> No.4410723

>>4410712
I'm with you bro when I invite friends over to get drunk, I take shots of clear wine coolers

>> No.4410727

>>4410639
Evans is better and cheaper than Jim or Jack. Only people asphyxiated with brand recognition would disagree.

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4410730

>>4410712
>My nigga.
Captain and Coke. NO LIME!

>> No.4410732

>>4410730
Fuck year! Best mixed drink on the planet.

>> No.4410750

I'm not even American but even I have the decency to drink bourbon neat.

>> No.4411075

SPAGHETTI TACOS!!!!

>> No.4411102

Hmmmm,
I also am drinking Evan Williams. And, I also am starving.
But, although I have some food I could cook, I'mma walk down to the taqueria down the street and get some tamales and a chile relleno.

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4411144

>>4410459
Put the flesh light in your ass, then spaghetti and clams.

>> No.4411147

>>4411144
i cant put it in if its already there

>> No.4411151

>>4411147
and i used ketchup

>> No.4411158

>>4411102

Evan Williams is decent bourbon. I bought my first bottle of the stuff a month or two ago and was impressed. It was far better than rot gut whiskey, but not quite as good as top shelf stuff.

If I were you, I'd just chug water and not eat.