/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4404011
They're not in season yet, OP. Find out in the summer.

They're kind of like airline food...

>>4404011
They look like vaginas in cross section

>>4404011
They not straw

And they're not berries.

Properly grown, ripened, picked and utilized, strawberries will get you laid. Guaranteed.

>>4404049

>>4404011

>So what's the deal with Ovaltine? The jar is round...the mug is round...it should be called 'Round-tine'.

Only fruit where the seeds are on the outside.

>>4404400

>>4404011
Well I got twelve plants last year which once they had finished for the season magically became 43 plants, they grow like weeds and they make tasty fruit, whats not to love.

>>4404049
They're called strawberries because farmers would put straw under the plants so they wouldn't rot when they started to touch the ground.

>>4404413
Dd you guys know that cashews are in the same family as poison ivy, mangos, and sumac?

>>4404471
Otherwise they would be called Redberries?

Does anyone think that, while I like the flavour of fruit, I can't stand the texture of it, weird? I have to buy smooth yoghurts because having bits in it makes me gag. I also have to have fruit juice without pulp in it.

>>4404484

Did you know that tomatoes are in the same family as deadly nightshade?

>>4404012
>not in season
You must not live in Cali.
The strawberries are happening. I like the teeny ones the best. That is one item that I only buy at the Farmer's Market becUse they are 1,000x better than any store bought.

>>4404548
So are potatoes, and potatoes can produce small green fruits that look like tomatoes if left to go to seed. Trivia fuck yeah.

>>4404528
I don't mind just eating fruit, but yeah I share your distaste for suddenly biting into bits of fruit in non-fruit foods.

>>4404011
What's the deal with [insert food here]?

Come on, phrase a cogent question and you might get more of a decent response.

>>4404738
It's pronounced, "co-jent" not, "co-gent".

>>4404471
But they're still not berries.

>>4405006
The "berry concept" is very artificial, who gives a shit if people misuse it.

>>4404559
And DON'T FUCKING EAT THEM.

>>4405240
Will I die if I eat them?

Strawberries are awesome. It's fun to pick them yourself and they are tasty. The little wild ones are awesome too. I am so happy that it will be fruit season soon.

>>4405277
Yeah!

>>4404528
yes, this brings much displeasure. fruits are a chore to eat.

Ingredients

* 1 1/2 pounds strawberries, stemmed and quartered
* 5 tablespoons sugar
* 2 cups all-purpose flour
* 2 teaspoons baking powder
* 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
* 2 tablespoons sugar
* 3/4 teaspoon salt
* 1 1/2 cups heavy cream
* Whipped Cream, recipe follows....

>>4405388
I'd fuck strawberry shortcake.

In a bowl, cream sugar and shortening. Add egg and vanilla; beat well. Combine dry ingredients and add alternately with milk to the creamed mixture. Spread in a greased 9-in. square baking pan. Bake at 350° for 20-25 minutes. Cool on wire rack.

>>4405398

>>4405400
Possible Substitution
Substitute 2 pkg. (10 oz. each) frozen sliced strawberries, thawed, for the fresh strawberries.

>>4404551
This might surprise you, but the majority of the world do not live in California.

>>4405472
uhhh i do

>>4405521
I'm so sorry.