/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Chocolate covered strawberries home made and straight from the cooler of course!

>>4402905
She sounds like a fucking pleb. Ditch the bitch and stay home. Play some video games. You don't need tail putting on a leash on your ass. Fucking women think they can rule the world. Fuck that shit. Give her a bag of dog shit and tell her its chocolate moose. While she's puking slip the dick in her and have her call you the N word until she develops a phobia.

chilled borsch is a traditional summer soup. Great for a hot day. As for dessert I'm at a loss for ideas.

>soccer before
Sweaty sex is the best.

Get some wine and pasta salad.

>>4402913
Well she the sweetest girl ever, she fun to be around, smartest work hard and pretty as fuck.
Also she make a lot of dough

>>4402917
Sugar mama is always good plan.

Don't you just love it when people ask a simple question then get an ear full of someones personal problems? It used to be sad to see that here but they're getting pretty funny.
Exhibit A:
>>4402913

First time coming to /ck/ this year and I'm greeted by
>>4402913

How nice.

>>4402917
I always loved just regular watermelon for dessert on a hot day.

>>4402917
She sounds like a fucking pleb. Ditch the bitch and stay home. Play some video games. You don't need tail putting on a leash on your ass. Fucking women think they can rule the world. Fuck that shit. Give her a bag of dog shit and tell her its chocolate moose. While she's puking slip the dick in her and have her call you the N word until she develops a phobia. When you have her thinking if she leaves you youll cut her then tell her that everything is going to be okay so long as youre there. Thats how you take her money. She'll work hard around the house making sure your castle is pristine and your stuff is good looking and peak value. When you're done milking profit you ditch her on a vacation in anouther country by drugging her and leaving stranger to fuck and wake up pissed pretending she cheat on you. She cry so hard and feel so dumb for doing this to herself and you leave on plane while she whore herself out in other country. Is nice

>>4402913
Who let /r9k/ in?

Anyway OP, I would suggest getting a small cooler if you don't already have one because you will want to keep any chocolate you bring cool so it doesn't melt.

I would suggest chocolate filled raspberries, as a dessert. Easy to make, and not all that heavy. For other food, I'd suggest a pasta salad much like another anon suggested, and maybe some lettuce turkey wraps.

>>4402924
You're trying really hard to make pasta.

>>4402924
>chocolate moose

These are all great suggestions,
borsh
then, pasta salad with turkey wraps
For dessert, chocolate strawberry with filled chocolate rasberry
Keep the suggestion coming, really great help from the communities

>>4402937
Leave the bitch and kill yourself for being so fucking stupid it hurts.

>>4402946
You are something special.

You could make some nice Arnold Palmers to bring with you.

Make a simple syrup and get 2.5 cups of lemon juice, mix the syrup, lemon juice and enough ice water to fill a pitcher, makes great lemonade. Take that lemonade and mix it with some black tea (50/50) and chill; even better if made with sun tea because you have less of a chance of it getting bitter when cooling it.

>>4402962
You forgot the part where he adds 3 tablespoons of pesticide and rat poison and attaches a note about her fucking herself for being the most worthless assortment of atoms in the known universe.

>>4402971
I'm sorry you seem to be so upset about this anon having a date, but you should really calm down. Being this angry all the time can be bad for your health.

>>4402974
I just want him to end her life. She doesn't deserve it.

>>4402983
>>>/b/

>>4402985
Stop it. I'm not being immature. I'm coming from a place where it hurts. Without childlike fascination. The air gets thinner as we age into the sky until we soon can hardly breath and our lives take a fall.

>>4402995
>>>/soc/

>>4402999
You.. don't get it. I'm a poet and this world isn't ever going to get that.

>>4403003
You should probably kill yourself then.
>>>/adv/

>>4403010
You are beneath me you daffodil.

>>4403014
Says the "poet"

>>>/lbgt/

>>4403016
You're a loser..

>>4403068
I agree with this anon. That guy is a fucking loser.

>>4403016
Dude fuck you, who are you to talk shit to anybody?

>>4403074
My name is Johnny.

Thanks, got everything I need for a perfect date.

>>4403088
I hope she leaves your sorry ass. You don't deserve love.

>>4402905
Nobody likes you OP. Consider suicide.

This date shit is stupid. You're a moron.

>>4403096
Taking a woman on a picnic is totally stupid and moronic.

Forgot I was on 4chins again.....

>>4403098
It is you asshole I hope you die. If you really think she feels anything for you then you are wrong. The only truth she'll ever give to you is if you hit her upside her goofy head. Her response to that is all you need to know you're alone in this world.

>>4403098
Me and a few buddies used to have this group that would scout parties making sure girls weren't being taking advantage of. We fucked up a lot of assholes in our time. You are no different then those animals. If I had you in my garage then you would know the error of your ways.

>>4403108
Well I really lover her, I plan to marry and have kids with her if it work out.
>You mad?

>>4403108
No, I'm not OP. I just like women and I'm not a sad motherfucker like yourself.

>>4403119
Why do you have to be so upfront about it though? I would love all of that but I'm too busy being tossed in and out of hospitals because every so often my disorder gets the best of me. You want to tout your happiness and make me feel down again then fine. You target me I know people like you ionly want to target people llike me who are attractive and who hurt

>>4403119
You're a real asshole you know that?

A picnic with /ck/... I'm going to leave now in search of a better food forum. No more 4chan... ever.

>>4403142
I would not call him an asshole, just a retard with retarded expectations.

Protip, OP: Don't EXPECT any relationship to last over a month or two.

>>4403154
You brought this upon yourself, really. I hope you fall into the gape of the Earth and spend a year in freefall.

OP whatever you end up bringing, go the extra mile and bring real utensils and cups as necessary. Don't forget the blanket/table cloth.

Extra dessert suggestions: cookies, cake pops, brownies, fudge, basically anything that can keep at room temp for a while.

Good luck OP!

Stay classy.

When my guy brings me out for a picnic he brings along his grill and we pack a cooler with hamburgers or hot dogs, fruit, and hard cider. Makes a day swimming at the river quite swell.

>>4403192
Fuck you. Fuck you and your stupid fucking guy.

>>4403192
You are a serious bitch

>>4403193
What the fuck are you mad about?

>>4403195

"Happy" assholes.

>>4403176
Love going the extra miles, will deff bring all that

>>4403201
What a terrible life you endure.

>>4403193

So... Who hurt you?

Did they not touch you in bad places?

Are your jimmies rustled?

>>4403206
Bring a backbone.

>>4403207
Why are you targeting me? I am a cool guy.

>>4403211
You have no idea how much I am truly hurt.

You have no idea where I am right now.

>>4403213
Cool guys don't worry about happy people.

>>4403219

Guess what?

We're co/ck/s go back to /r9k/ /b/tard.

>>4403221
I bet I could have been with a nice girl like you back then. Before things went bad.

>>4403226
You're not part of a 'we'. You have nobody.

>>4402905
Really OP? You sound like a tool.

>>4403229

Same with you.

Question: What do guys like to eat on a picnic?

My date and I are taking a walk through the local park this weekend and I thought about bringing food along but idfk what to feed you people.
>captcha: lets brocede

>>4403240
>guys
>picnic
Guys only agree to go on picnics in the hopes it'll make you moist in the groinal region and don't enjoy them in the least. Though you could also be a colossal faggot, I guess, in which case he probably likes the same things you would.

>>4403244
Spending an afternoon outside is not as scary as you seem the think it is.

>>4403244
>Guys only agree to go on picnics in the hopes it'll make you moist in the groinal region and don't enjoy them in the least.

Haha makes sense since he's a basement dwelling vidya gamur the rest of the time.
I was thinking maybe something like sandwiches, although he works at a sub shop so I'd think he'd be sick of that kind of stuff by now.

>>4403249
Fuck yourself and all of you 'happy' people

>>4403250
It's all just a nibbles and champagne and flowers and so much damn effort to put together compared to the payoff. At least as far as the actual eating part goes. Like for the same effort you could stay in a kitchen and make an awesome multi-course meal. Which takes us back to they're only doing it because they think it'll get them romantic points. Aside from that picnics are almost offensively superfluous.

>>4403249
I like going outside. I don't see the charm into putting together a picnic when I could eat better food for less effort not on a picnic in my house or at a restaurant and then go outside to see a show or gallery or to people watch in an interesting neighborhood. A picnic is a butload of work for a few appetizers and staring at a tree in a park, and then you have to lug your shit back home.

>>4403265
You are fucking depressing.

>>4403268
And you're a Victorian cliche sat there in your knickers looking to be wooed.

>>4403267
>A picnic is a butload of work

Nigger, what are you doing?

>>4403265
>mfw I'm making him walk a mile first just to get to the park

Buahahaha!
Oh well, the exercise and sun is good for you. But now that you say nibbles and champagne, that's perfect. He can feed me some grapes and champagne when we get there.

>>4403265
>>4403291
You're going it wrong. You share a ride on a vespa to the park, after eating you two enact scenes from your favorite plays while finishing the wine. Publicly appropriate cuddling on the blanket while the wine wears off, return home, fuck.

That's how you do it. I would agree that going to the park "just" to picnic would be a waste of time; thank god there's other shit you can do while you're outside.

>>4403332
Fuck all of you. Boston was right, more people deserve the whack.

>>4403336
Get fucked. When I'm in a strange place, grabbing a baguette, mustard, and meat and maybe some grapes along with a bottle of champagne and just sitting in some public space watching things happen is awesome. Packing up a pile of shit for a proper "picnic date" where the whole point is to trek to the local grassy place and do forced romanticism only to get to the end and remember you forgot napkins and your hands are greasy or sticky or smell of something is just fucktarded.

>>4403356
I don't care. I hate myself. I care very little. Shut up.

I am at a place in my life where if I were to meet you I would take apart you by every small crevice.

>>4403362
>I would take apart you by every small crevice
That... doesn't make any sense you angry skank.

>>4403265
picnics are great if you lack the proper ambiance to enjoy some delicious vitamine D rays. I'm a hopeless virgin shut in but i admit the fact that I explode into happyness on contact with the sun would give a guy a better chance with me. cant say I ever met anyone else thats like that though, just saying sometimes you can take advantage of the sun.