/ck/ - Food & Cooking

LOL SO FUNNY XD EPIC WIN

>no meat
>vegan
>clean
10/10

>>4372945
>>>/b/

>>4372973
Don't be mad we don't share your childish sense of humor, OP.

>>4373006
>>>/b/

open op's image and scroll up and down

#damnbruh
#woah

>>4373006
4chan is super serious, guise. Super duper serious!

>>4372942
is that you skinny?

>>4372942

>ketchup in fridge

GET OUT

>>4373081

>>4373028
/b/ would actually welcome your shitposting

>>4373092
You should cry more. It's just 4chan, calm down.

>>4373089

Post fridges.

>no beer
0/10

>>4372942
Why are empty fridges so depressing. Maybe its cause it reminds me of my childhood, but still.

>>4373557
It's not empty, there's ketchup in there.

>>4373719
But only ketchup. So more or less, empty.

>not Heinz

>>4373789
>comparing brands of ketchup

>>4373793
Heinz ketchup tastes the best, I can tell the difference.

>>4373801
"The best ketchup" is an opinion, and on the subject of ketchup - who gives a fuck.

>>4373809
My phone is flipping them sideways, sorry.

>>4373801
On the subject of ketchup, ketchup is fucking disgusting.

>>4373805
I do, obviously. And other people who like ketchup.

>>4373827
>opinions

Bonus point for door.

>>4373838
Is that a huge tub of feta cheese? I want one of those.

>>4373842
All that frozen shit.
Kemps makes mint chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches? Shit I need to find some.

>>4373844
>Huge
They have 4L tubs of marinaded feta at mywork, so jealous because only suppliers sell them in dozens or more.
That tub only lasted me a couple of weeks though.

>>4373838
my fridge looks so empty compared to you

>>4373848
Oh god. That sounds amazing. Where I work we're only starting to cook with feta and its reserved for fucking salads only. Feta with butternut squash is delicious

>>4373830
Well you can suffocate with a cock in your throat.

sometimes i wonder if people like OP really take the time to empty their fridge, completely clean it, place a lonely thing of ketchup in it and then snap a picture, only to the later add the rest of their hard-earned groceries back into the fridge, just so that they can post on a imageboard online, referencing some already overused and trite meme, hoping that someone will either find their attempts humorous, or be otherwise duped into caring so that OP may retort with one his ever so clever childish remarks.

Is anyone's existence really that empty?

>>4373886
You put an awful lot of effort into that one post. You might want to ask yourself that same question.

>>4373909
Burn.

>>4373842

your kitchen layout is identical to mine. i almost thought we lived in the same apartment complex after seeing your pic! but the tiles/carpet are different.

>>4373081
>soda
why

>>4373838
Now THIS is a fridge

>>4373838
9.5/10
Nearly perfect. Would eat out of.

>>4373886
>thing of ketchup
>thing

I'll help you out here. That's a bottle. That's what that thing is.

You fucking stupid piece of shit.

>>4374028
Bread goes stale quicker in the fridge.

>>4374039
It was previously frozen, due to buying more than 1 loaf during a sale

>>4374039
gets moldy slower, good tradeoff if you toast all your sliced bread

>>4374028

Huge respect for the franziskaner, I draqnk it and other weissbeers for a week straight in germany. But now I'm home in Australia, a bottle franziskaner sets me back $8

Very bare for me...had a lot of expenses lately.

>>4374066
>Freezer

>>4374039
>stale bread

Put it in a toaster oven for 3 minutes and you will be amazed.

Don't have a toaster oven: Kill yourself. Or buy one.

>>4374046
>>4374089
Works just as well in the freezer. You can also thaw it out and it won't be stale.

You're both faggots.

great value ketchup has HFS. enjoy ur diabetes.

>>4374090
>How does I read comprehending?

>>4374096
>being this dramatic

>>4373886
>Is anyone's existence really that empty?
there's an old saying 'you are what you eat'. OP is very empty. perhaps op cleaned his/her fridge then had the bright idea of trolling /ck/.

>>4374107
So you're trash because you eat instant ramen?

>>4374101
2much skin4u?

>>4374111
Too much drama for me. Get a grip.

>>4374065
Damn dude, it's between $7-8 for a 6 pack of Franziskaner in 'murca

hey Zajice

Muh beverages

Fridge yum.

>>4373827
I share your opinion anon. It doesn't help that everyone seems to fucking smother their food in it; no matter what it is.

>>4374028
Love this fridge, specifically the alcohol choices. 8.5/10

>>4374843
Rotate your shit, man.

Christ. It takes like 2 seconds.

>>4374837
Guinness is bad. Canned Guinness is fucking disgusting.

>>4374854
Okay.

I am trying to economize

>>4374866
ROTATE THE IMAGE FUCKER

>>4374869
Rotate your head if you're curious to see my can of beans shithead

>>4374871
Best line on 4chan today

>>4373909
we all ride the same bus; it just shows in different ways

Paydays in a few days, need to do a little shopping.
Down to noodles and rice at the moment.

>>4374960
>mayonnaise paste

>>4374960
>bottled water

laughingchefs.jpg

>>4372967
faggot

>>4374960
6/10 no vegetables to be found..

>>4375262
Carbonated

>>4374866

french fag detected

pourquoi je penses que tous les français mangent bien mais uqe finalement ils bouffent de la merde comme les murica

fucking load of maple sirup product

rate my fridge

>>4375744

that giant gummy worm on the left looks delicious ...

>>4375744
>Chocolate Silk
Muhnuiga

>>4373838
Dude, I think your fridge needs more lettuce.

>>4375775
Hey man,break me off a piece of that kit kat bar

>>4375775
You're disgusting.

>>4373842
Are you really a 31 year old virgin?

>>4373962
>>4374000
Why thank you, just shopped.
>>4375774
Dude, I have two types of lettuce and the other leafy greens are cabbage and kale and a big bag of spinach. Typing this out though, yeah I have alot of vegetables.

>>4375744
Why would you chill your dildo?

>>4375744
You have several tattoos, don't you?

>>4375814
why would i lie?

>>4372942

>>4376556

what exactly am i looking at here?

>>4374837
respect.

>>4376363
how the hell do you eat all that produce before it goes bad? i always have a problem if i buy too much produce at once...

then again, im only feeding myself, so that could be it.

>>4376556
wait a minute...

>>4376556
haha yeah no seriously what is that

>>4375775
>bread in the refrigerator
Is it so it doesn't mold? Do you eat your bread slowly enough for it to spoil?

>>4376595
>>4376634

>>4376702
sex toys.

Mine is awful and its contents are going to be made fun of, I'm sure...I need to clean out like half the stuff in there.

>>4376747
part 2...the door

>>4376747
Mmm.. salmonella

>>4376615
4 hungry stoner room-mates, including me.I suppose we eat pretty healthily for our stereotype.

>>4376818
makes sense now that i think about it. snack on vegetables instead of chips and it gets eaten plenty quick enough.

you know, it's weird. i like vegetables more than junk, but for some reason i still eat the junk...

Obligatory, I can't decide if he is a genius or mentally retarded:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

>>4376692
yes, that bread has been in there for over a month now
i'll be eating some of it tomorrow night.

>>4373827
It's only disgusting when it's sweet ketchup or mixed with mayo.
>tfw every hot dog place in my country serve it with mayo-ketchup

>>4374853
Chrome automatically rotated it.

>>4374843
8.3/10 BNF

>>4376928
>using a Google product

>>4378828
>soda
>kawaii sauce
>Natural Ice beer
>Kraft Singles

Throw some ketchup, Sriracha and instant ramen in there and you've just about summed up /ck/.

Anybody else clean their fridge once a month?

I feel like a germaphobe but even if it's clean, I just have to wash it again or else I feel disgusting eating anything from the 'fridge.

>>4380571
Yea. I usually give it a good wipe every other day or so, then a full out scrub every month or two.

>>4373729
How can you be less than empty?

Post more fridges.

Rate, pls.

>>4374028
>2013
>Putting you ketchup in the fridge
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>4384560
jicama?

>>4384621

>>4381838
If the fridge was filled with helium

>>4384709
My girlfriend put mayo on my sandwich.

Stupid bitch.

>>4376406
Nope, I'm a bird.

I have no place to put tattoos.

>>4384560
Is that one dry potato?

Do you have insomnia?

>>4376747

Damn, so much processed stuff. Do you actually make anything from scratch?

>>4376651
WALMART?

>>4384768
People have to eat.

>>4384749
No one here does, including you.

>>4373222
>>4373842
>>4374066
>>4374068
>>4374843
>>4374960
fat

>>4374028
>>4374837
>>4375252

drunk & fat

>>4375744
fat & gay

Needs more fridges.

I just moved. The door has milk, butter and condiments. The freezer has the meats.

>>4387876
Son of a fuck forgot my image.

contribootan!

>>4385237
>hipster lesbian detected

>>4384654
So you don't follow manufacturer's recommendations? Move along pleb

>>4374028
>blender in the fridge
PIGDISGUSTING

>>4385237
So nobody but >>4387883 is going to bring up the fucking double-sided dildo in the fridge at all?

>>4376394
ops you did too

mah tiny fridge

>>4387962
I spy tim tams, you from Oceania? Aussie or NZ?

>>4387984
aus, they were half price at woolies last week

>>4387901
>2011
>not getting the reference
ISHYGDDT

>>4387947
11/10 for efffort and having good taste in TV

>>4388029
Was it from another thread or something?

>>4387918
How is making 4-5 servings of a smoothie to be consumed over the next few days pig disgusting? Do you even into bulk cooking faggot?

>>4384719
>filled
>empty

>>4374837
why cans? just curious because ive always found bottles to taste a lot less like shit.

>>4385237
who are you

these pictures are from my skype group

why are you posting js pics

Here's my fridge.

>>4388112
Do you like the french style doors? I'm fridge shopping and a couple of the models I like have these and frankly nobody I know has ever owned one. It's all side by side and freezer-on-top models

>>4388112
aww. you still eat jello and pudding.

cuz its true

>>4374843
>bottled water
ugh

>>4388112
I have the same things in my fridge aside from the pizza. I don't care for the creamer though, I still prefer hazlenut.

>>4389398
Would McDonalds ketchup from 1985 still be alright to eat? That's 28 years, man.