/ck/ - Food & Cooking

your moms pussy

dragon's beard candy

A sandwich on white bread (with the crust cut off) with a perfectly uniform layer of reddish filling.

Domino's Chicken Kickers... or whatever the chicken they have now that replaces Domino's Chicken Kickers

Fiery Habanero Doritos

vegan icecream sundae

Volcano Tacos

Fried crickets.

Not even joking.

Just ate a single pecan Famous Amos. It hit the spot .

I was craving some cheese fries with taco meat, but I went in ti this place and they wanted me to leave my messenger bag outside (Like on the fucking ground, unattended) So I was like 'Okay, bye then.'

Im having pea soup but I still kinda want taco.

>>4367458
These. Oh god, these.

I can't find them anywhere near me anymore.

a frozen zebra cake
also wheat thins

>>4367495

Discontinued.

however there's rumors that there are still a few places that sell them.

fish n chips

I keep thinking that the bag of pita chips in my cabinet is a bag of Doritos.

I get disappointed every time I look in my cabinet for Doritos.

Cheesecake...

some fucking gelato

>>4367499
>Discontinued.

a gyro

>>4367508
>>4367499
>>4367495
>>4367458
As awful as this question sounds, I am going to ask it anyway: what other flavors rank best for you doritos connoisseurs? I haven't actually bought a bag in years, and now there is a bewildering variety; I don't know where to start.

Was watching food network, they had po boys shown. I really want a sandwich with something crunchy in it.

>>4367520
I liked the different spicy ones they put out a few years back. I'm pretty sure they stopped making those though. I haven't actually bought Doritos in a long time.
The last bag I had that I remember enjoying was the sweet chili ones.

tomato bisque

>>4367440
Butthole

2nd and 3rd degree Doritos were actually pretty spicy.

>>4367440
Nothing you fatty fat fatty.
Worst girl.

Right now... a beer at a bar with a friend or two.

Been going down my list of friends and everyone would rather swig mnt dew and much doritos tonight. It's so goddamn difficult to get any of my friends to go out and do anything. Frustrates me to no end.

Prunes. God what I'd do for some prunes right now.

>that feel when no chips

Wendy's Chicken Nuggets

Why are the spicy ones cheaper than the regular ones? I've been wanting the regular ones for some time but every time I go to Wendy's I get turned off by the price.

A nice hot bowl of pho.

By the way, is pho healthy for you? I am trying to gain some muscle and cut down on fatty foods.

Bowl of granola and fruit with almond milk sounds good right now.

Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme

I want a hot bowl of ramen, but whenever I try to eat it the Japanese way I always end up biting the noodels because it's too hot.

cock

Umph. A fat steak. I'm pretty stingy when it comes to money so I usually only get tuna for my meat in my diet. Occasionally I'll buy some turkey breast or chicken, but I haven't personally bought steak in.... a year. *sighs*

I also have been craving chocolate, but that's an easy fix.

Bologna, Ham, and Cheese.

Caramel-filled cadbury chocolate eggs, but all the stores near me have finally sold out of their easter candy.

A ribeye steak. Or a cheeseburger with waffle fries. Luckily they serve the second one at the bar I work at. Unluckily I don't go in for another hour.

Fried mushrooms with some kind of dip

>>4367773
Dude. I just hit up a Kroger near my work for clearance candy and that shit was 75% off. They had a ton of stuff left, including caramel Cadbury eggs... a pack of five for 82 cents, holy shit I am so excited that I had to tell someone. THREE BAGS FULL OF CANDY FOR $20. WHO SAYS AMERICA ISN'T THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

I want some Tabasco chez-ts, but every time I go out to buy them I end up buying the Sharp Cheddar/Parmesan duo instead.

>>4367726
fucking this

Cock does sound pretty good right about now.

Pizza. I really don't care what's on it, but fuck I want one.

Thankfully I have time to myself tomorrow and just happen to have a free pizza offer still valid. Now to wait as time fly's by!

I want to order pizza, but I know if I do I have order some for my family too and I hate doing so because I hate spending extra money just to cater to their picky eating needs and their wants usually conflict with mine and coupons .

>>4368377
Then you must go behind their backs and get the biggest cheesiest pizza you can find.

Or whatever you're into.

>>4368377
You could order a p'zone from pizza hut for yourself and tell the rest of them to fuck off and buy something with their own money.

>>4368377

"Anon are you ordering pizza?!!! BE SURE TO ORDER A PIZZA WITH THAT TOPPING YOU DON'T WANT BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER LOVES THAT TOPPING. Oh, you wanted to try out that new pizza? Too bad."

>>4368377

>friends want to have a pizza party
>1 hour discussion before pizza is ordered

>>4368387
"O-okay, sure n-not like I'm paying my ass out for it or anything"

>>4368393

>friends want to order pizza
> it becomes a Professor Layton puzzle

Saltines with tobasco.

It's haunting me.

>>4368393
>hey guys let's get some pizza
>Yeah sure that's a great idea!
>Hour and a half discussion on what toppings to get and from where
>But if we buy here we can't get this
>But... we also have coupons for this...
>end up getting different things from different places
It's always civil, but fuck ordering pizza with friends is an ordeal.

>>4368403

>friend that's vegetarian
>friend with a food allergy
>friend that won't eat pizza unless it has pineapple
>friend that won't eat pizza if it has vegetables
>friend that can't handle anything spicy

>>4368413
>>4368421
>>4368403
>>4368393
>>4368387

And at the end of the day, not a single pizza crust was eaten.

I wonder if a burger with seaweed would actually be tasty.

Krabby Patty

I once tried a cereal, turkey, and jam sandwich.

It wasn't tasty.

Saltine Crackers

Anything I can justify drowning in hot sauce.

I had a craving for some instant ramen. I put a ton of black pepper and some crushed red pepper. It was spicy enough to make me sweat a bit. Now I have a headache.

>>4368434
Why don't you just use lettuce and pretend it's seaweed?

>>4368452
>mfw I some and you probably don't

I want that deep dish pizza from Little Caesar's even though ti's probably crap.

or maybe just a bunch of crazy bread

Playing MGS3 always makes me crave animals.

Speedy way hot dogs and fried chicken sandwich. The chicken seasoning should be extra peppery

>>4367440
chocolate
fresh bread
subway
fries
sex

I want to eat pussy, but everytime I do it's gross.

What im craving: Steak
What I'm eating: vegetable soup that's mostly cabbage because I'm poor...

>>4368683
You're still in a dream, aren't you, Anon?

>>4368438

I can top that:
>peanut butter & banana + tuna & mayo all on one sandwich....

Don't fucking ask me why I did it, it was like I was craving that nutty sweet flavor of the pb&b, but wanted that musty salty flavor of tuna....

>I made it though 3 bites....

>>4367574

tell me what you would do

>>4367751

that got a parody fast

Pho. But the only vietnamese place in my city closed to become a fucking nail salon.

Curry anything.

>>4367523
I love living in louisiana, theres a po-boy joint like right down the road that sells fucking amazing shrimp po-boys. its pretty awesome

Some Sichuan-Style chinese food from this place near my house.
Probably gonna pick some up o the way home.

I wish ramen shops were popular in my area. Not a single Japanese restaurant in my town serves ramen. Last time I went to a ramen shop was in Hawaii.

You'd think a ramen place would be great considering there's a pho place in every block.

Something to use tabasco on. I have no tabasco.

Crispy veinna sausages with rice and soysauce.

Earlier, enchiladas. Then I made enchiladas, and now I'm full and pleased.

>>4370851
I've only ever had it once because the city I live in only has Asian food. We don't even have good Mexican food here :(

a ton-katsu sandwhich.

There's this place in a mall near me that serves a little ton-katsu sandwhich for like $5. It's just white bread with crusts cut off, a perfectly square katsu cutlet, and some sauce. When they cut it it looks like two little perfect rectangles. It's so fucking good

looks like this

Chocolate

I'm trying to reduce the amount of sugar right now to see how I do without it.

>>4372880
Just looking at that shit makes me want to throw up

Beer

A Banh bao.
Can't find any where I live though

OXYCONTIN

Triple chocolate ice cream....then maybe pretzels

>>4367557
Are you white? Just wondering, I've noticed that white people have less of a tolerance for spicy food.

>>4373204

Also white people are always obsessed with proving how manly they are by pouring shitty hot sauce all over everything.

Lemon Pudding

>>4373165

>Oxycontin
>2013

a gyro

Pizza
Just ordered
Corn + pepperoni + tomato
Stuffed crust cheese

My body is ready

>>4373343

>posting cancer image in every thread

Potato chips.
Pizza.
Nachos.

some spicy pizza, had it like twice in my life

Mango lassi

Steak and chips.
All I have is mince and pork though. Might make chilli con carne tonight and play some LoL and neglect my studies.

>>4373233
sometimes my mother has secret contests with other people, telling them HOW SPICY that stuff was that she made yesterday but well that's not a problem because she LOVES SPICY but she does understand it's not for everyone. And then she smiles indulgently and walks off with a smug expression on her face. Another spicy war won.

I want to go to the deli and buy some sliced buffalo turkey for sandwiches. That stuff is so good.

Wagon wheels would funtastic right now