/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Did the quesadilla part make it too rich to hammer down the whole burrito or can you not usually eat a whole one?

>>4353321
I can get a whole one down if I've had a light breakfast and nothing else. I don't think I could have eaten one alone it was easily three pounds. The quesadilla didn't add a whole lot of extra flavor since I usually get cheese on it anyway but the crispy tortilla instead of a cold plain one was the best part. I'm going to at least do that next time I make burritos at home. Too bad I suck at rolling.

Has anyone ever ordered a Naco?

>>4353389
Where do you find nacos?

>>4353433
What's a naco? Google turned up nothing.

>>4353575
I.. was trying to ask without admitting that I don't know what they are.

>>4353575
Naco. Nacho taco?
This is what I found, lol wtf

>>4353618
I can't really identify what I'm looking at, but I'd eat it with enough Taco Bell sauce on it. I hate to admit how much I like that sauce (and the fact that I have a fucking drawer full of it). I may have a problem.

>>4353625
Nah the sauce is good. You might have an unhealthy addiction though. :V

>>4353311
>The Quesarrito
thats not south american

>>4353618
A naco is when you place nachos in a taco.

>>4353618
A naco is when you put nachos in a taco

>>4353632
No shit. The ingredients follow trends in South American dishes though (rice, cilantro, lime, pico, queso, carnitas, corn, tortillas, fajiats, sour cream) and I would like more recipes that use some of these ingredients.

>>4353637
That sounds pointless.

>>4353339
>Chipolte Burrito
>Three pounds
You what, mate?

>>4353686
You can get extra everything but meat for free at Chipotle. You could easily make a 3lb burrito there.

>>4353687
Can I get a tortilla filled with fajita veggies and salsa then?

>>4353690
I have no idea, I just ask for extra and they give me an extra scoop. I'm sure there's a limit.

>>4353311

>quesadilla
>south american food

you wat m8

Dat Quesarito!

>>4355629
That looks delicious.

>>4355629
where do i get one holy fuck

>>4357202
Chipotle.

>>4357268
so if i order this they're gonna know what it is? there's only 1 in my area

>>4357274
The manager might, Chipotle secret menu seems to actually exist and the managers seem to know about it, unlike in other fast food joints

>>4357279
thank you anon. i didn't understand that you could get one AT chipotle from OP, he just said it was better. OP is a fag as always.

We'll just have to learn to coexist, because I will never understand people that pay for burritos from chains.

>>4357291
You just don't understand what quality is, you've probably bought half priced Walmart meats all your life. Poor thing.

>>4355629
Where did you get that? Mine (op) looks like a child's play thing compared to that cheesy log. Why didn't I spring for guac..

Chipotle: Shit food, shit people.

>>4357337
Chipotle. Not my pic, but you have to ask for a proper two tortilla quesadilla, they'll only use one if you don't specifically request it.

>>4357364
Make sure you repeat yourself a few times, we know you have the free time.

>>4353675
Its really not pointless. It gives you a nice mix of the soft tortilla and the crunchy nachos. Try it sometime

>>4357302
>talks about quality
>buys food from Chipotle

I don't think you understood where I was coming from.

>>4357621
Chipotle only uses quality meats that weren't treated with hormones and antibiotics. It's definitely quality.

>>4357628
Just because something isn't dangerous for your health, doesn't mean it's "quality".

>>4357636
It's definitely quality and it's delicious.

>>4357636
Chipotle has better ingredients than the vast majority of chains and much better ingredients than "authentic" places, by what definition is it not quality?

>>4357660
authentic places are infinitely better tasting and better value

>>4357660
I wish I could invite you over for dinner, because I guarantee you I could make an identical-tasting burrito using ingredients from the supermarket.

>>4357668
>authentic places are infinitely better tasting and better value
Thats just dumb, the vast majority of "authentic" mexican places are terrible, there is nothing inherently good about authenticity, authentic mexicans mostly are quite poor and eat very low quality ingredients

>>4357673
I am sure you could, not sure what that has to do with my post.

>>4357675

Careful, last time I made that argument here, a drunk guy challenged me to a duel.

>>4357676
The point is that as far as flavor goes, there's nothing special about the ingredients.

>>4357673
You just lack a palate that can discern the quality of meats and produce. That's not Chipotle's fault.

>>4357683
OK, at first I thought you were serious, but now it's obvious you're trolling.

>>4357681
No one said its special, just that its quality.

Are you implying quality ingredients cannot be bought at your super market?

>>4357681
>nothing special about additive free meats and organic produce

I'm on /ck/ alright.

>>4357686
Of course they can, which goes back to my original point of why I don't understand why anyone would buy a burrito from a chain.

You can make one at home for cheaper.

>>4357685
You're talking to two different people, friend. And you're the one that said you couldn't tell the difference, I know I definitely could.

>>4357695
>which goes back to my original point of why I don't understand why anyone would buy a burrito from a chain.
Because its easier than making your own, for pretty good quality

Especially if you are cooking for one like most of 4chan, its way easier just to go buy a burrito

>>4353690

That would be a vegetarian burrito. Which they have a price for. Going to the Chipolte on campus I see Indian kids do it all the time. Although the usually get a vegetarian bowl with the tortilla on the side. I guess they use the tortilla like naan bread.

>>4357695
>You can make one at home for cheaper.
Its about convenience, not price

an extra dollar or so doesn't make a difference for most people but the time does matter

>>4357695
Some of us have jobs and don't have leftovers to bring to work. When mom finally puts her foot down and makes you get a job, you'll understand that. Chipotle is definitely the best fast food alternative because of the quality of the ingredients.

>>4357688
It's only special to you because you're used to eating garbage.

I've raised and grown my own animals and vegetables for all of my life. You're happy to pay $8 for a burrito to have this "feature" because you are a disgusting . "Organic" is business as usual, and means nothing to me.

I'm on /ck/ alright.

>>4357675
i disagree about the majority of them being terrible. I live in an incredibly mexican neighborhood, and god damn the food is way better than chipotle

>>4357711
>an extra dollar
More like an extra six dollars.

>>4357705
You must not cook a lot if you think it's hard to make burritos for one.

>>4357741
>You must not cook a lot if you think it's hard to make burritos for one.
Its not hard, its just a lot harder than going to chipotle, plus you have to clean up which is the worst part

>>4357728
Oh man, it's story time! Tell me about life on the farm, Anon.

>>4357751
>that's a good point so I'll try to discredit it by making accusations about it's authenticity

Boy, you are one stupid piece of shit.

I'm out.

>>4357735
The quality of the ingredients at taquerias is poor because they have to cut corners to stay afloat. You can practically smell the desperacy as you walk into those restaurants.

>>4357753
Why are you getting defensive? And what point was that? You just began a great story! I want to know what it's like to writhe in shit each day. Give me all the gritty details!

>>4357695

Because I don't always feel like spending 8 hours making carnitas and having my house smell like a rendering plant for 3 days.

>>4357755

But muh white people menu! Muh hole in the wall indie joint!

>>4357728

You sound like a fucking asshole. Probably a good thing you spend your day around animals and not people.

>>4357779

Go walk through the Italian Markets in Philly or any city for that matter and try not to puke from the smell of the Mexican shit holes.

chipotle marketers sure are hardworking

>>4357804
Thats a totally logical conclusion to come to, you are not paranoid at all

>>4357365
Well yeah Chipotle I just meant geographically. The employees did not understand the two tortilla method when they made mine. I had to explain it to them three times.

chipotle is the best food you can get quickly from a chain place and if you disagree in any manner you are wrong

>>4353433
>Where do you find nacos?
At Bueno Nacho, where else?!

>>4357826
Agreed. Look at dat bowl.

>>4357865
That looks delicious.

Cats love Chipotle.

>>4357279
I went to the Chipotle in my college town, tried to order one, and the manager shut me down, saying "we don't do those anymore." I was so sad.

>>4358121
cats like to eat their own vomit

>>4358138
As do you.

>>4358160
damn that was a good troll

There's a reason you always see chipotle threads and never see one with a negative OP. These are part of a scheduled inbound marketing campaign and it's obviously going way over all your heads.

>>4359879

>>4359879
>implying the most successful burrito chain (they don't even have commercials) would advertise on a board full of poor shut-ins that survive primarily on ramen

It's so cute when they pretend to believe this.

>>4359851

>>4360091
That looks fucking disgusting.

>>4359879
>>4359901

I've seen too many Chipotle threads to ignore it. Just my opinion here. I don't think that these threads are started "officially" as part of a marketing strategy. But you guys know there are an awful lot of Chipotle threads where "everyone" has nothing but good things to say.

Here's what I think. There is a regular on /ck/ who makes all of these threads and samefags them to hell. Maybe they are a manager at a Chipotle, maybe they are an employee who is treated well and likes the place. Maybe its just an semi-autist who likes Chipotle too much. If it is actually viral marketing then I'm almost certain they aren't paying the person and don't even know about it. This place is a cesspool, they wouldn't advertise here.

>>4360680
At least not under official auspices

>the plot thickens

the only cost for "advertising" here is a total of 20 minutes out of some guys' work day, which consists of doing the same thing all over the internet

>>4360680
>"everyone" has nothing but good things to say

Maybe it's because Chipotle is the best fast food alternative. It's kind of hard to dislike a burrito who that goes out of their way to serve quality food.

>>4359879
>>4360680
>People would never chat with others about things they like! Right, guys? Right?

>>4360680
>"everyone" has nothing but good things to say

Maybe it's because Chipotle is the best fast food alternative. It's kind of hard to dislike a burrito chain that that goes out of their way to serve quality food.

>>4360698
Nowhere on 4chan does harmony and agreement exist threadwide on a recurring basis except in your shill threads

>>4360708
There's always plenty of Chipotle haters abound.

>>4360708
>has never seen a Thinkpad thread on /g/

I really wish the /b/tards would leave.

>>4360686
So are you saying they employ one person to viral market all over the net? Maybe so, I just can't see wasting time here to be cost efficient. This board in particular is slow as fuck, if they people paying him/her knew then they'd probably be pissed. I can totally see them paying one or two people to go around on social websites and market though.

Hey Chipotle-fucker if you are really there, you are wasting your time here. Your food is overpriced horseshit, I can name over five places in a one square mile radius where I could get a better burrito for cheaper. And nobody is buying your organic health shit. People that really care about eating healthy don't give a fuck about your glorified overpriced mediocrity. And people that want fast and good tasting food probably don't care about it being organic.

Take your overpriced, over-hyped and underwhelming bullshit and go to trendier messageboards. You are a ripoff, a scam, a fad. Your food is admittedly better than fast food but you charge premium price for a below average burrito.

>>4360680

I worked at Chipotle for a few weeks between real jobs. They do hours of prep work before opening. HOURS. What fast food place does even more than 10 minutes of prep before opening?

I've since left for better paying opportunities, but damned if they don't make 95% of it fresh that morning.

Chopping cilantro was the biggest pain in the ass.

>>4360711
But acknowledging that would rip his argument apart and he'd have to find something better to do. We can't have that.

>>4360715
It's so adorable! Do you know how adorable you are? I want to squeeze your fat little cheeks!

>>4360708

> /pol/ and jews or liberals
> /ck/ on chicken and jalapenos

Get real son.

>>4360717
Almost all places that aren't the lowest tier of fast food do hours of prep work every morning. I also work for a higher grade fastfood chain (fast casual?) and we have somebody doing prep work for four hours before we open. I don't care to disclose the chain I work for because fuck them, and fuck you. But we do actually prep our food everyday.

You act like cutting a few veggies makes the place a real good place to get some real fresh food. Fuck, have we really sunken this low? Freshly cut veggies and meats should be what is expected, not what is the exception. Prepping does set you apart from the worst chains like Taco Bell or whatever but really, its just a fast food place that does the same things as the mom and pop place but charges 2X as much.

>>4360722
Well I wanna fuck you in the ass.

>>4360736

>its just a fast food place that does the same things as the mom and pop place but charges 2X as much

If I had a mom and pop place that charged half as much I'd go there. However, they all charge the same as or slightly more than chipotle, and they're in much more inconvenient places.

>Freshly cut veggies and meats should be what is expected, not what is the exception

I agree. Yet, that's the situation we live in. Unless you can revolutionize the entire fast food model, then we take what we're given.

>>4360680
I'm wasting my 'breath' but I started this thread and I've never started one before. I don't see the point usually but seeing as I got something I had just discovered off of their 'secret' menu I decided to start a thread and I only have about five posts in it.

>>4360746
>disregarding actual restaurants that charge THE SAME AS or 'more' than chipotle

>those places, they are inconvenient (not in the suburbs, the people there aren't mostly middle/upper middle class)

>revolutionize the entire fast food model??!!??

fast food model.......?????? well here's an idea. Stop fucking buying food from soulless chains that always feel compelled to print their logo on your cups, napkins and paper bags. you can almost certainly find a better option for an equal or lesser price in any city if you actually put forth the effort to find somewhere else to eat that isn't some well established and well funded and well protected national chain with the prime spot on the main corner of prime street.

>>4360778

The fuck are you on about?

>disregarding actual restaurants that charge THE SAME AS or 'more' than chipotle

Yes, some hole in the wall places charge similar to chipotle in my area. Yet they're too far away to bother during a lunch or average workday. I'd be taking an hour lunch to even think about it.

>those places, they are inconvenient (not in the suburbs, the people there aren't mostly middle/upper middle class)

What are you trying to say here? You've totally lost me.

>you can almost certainly find a better option for an equal or lesser price in any city if you actually put forth the effort to find somewhere else to eat that isn't some well established and well funded and well protected national chain with the prime spot on the main corner of prime street.

>2011 + 2
>living in a city
>shiggy

>>4360805
>I'd be taking an hour lunch to even think about it.

You don't get an hour lunch? You should be thinking about.......a lot of things. Think about it.

>living in a city

Cities, all of the real ones have real food, its made by real people. Real people.

>not ordering the tacos so you can get 3 different meats

More cats with Chipotle.

>>4353675
That's Central America bro, you know; Mexico.

>>4360818
>implying you're employed

>>4360874
>ordering the least filling item on the menu

>>4362251
Three tacos are roughly the equivalent of a burrito. I'm usually full after eating them.

>>4353311
I would fuck half whilst eating the other half.

>>4362127
What a cute cat.

>>4362228
You think being employed is uncommon?

>>4362251
>3 tacos is not enough
>ordering food based on "how filling it is"

I can see your fat through the internet.

i want chipotle to leave

>>4363056
Why? Do you prefer McDonald's?

>>4363056
You'll have to get them to cancel the contract with the viral marketing company.

>>4363461

>>4363053
On 4chan? Yes, definitely.

Taco Town!!!

Look at all that delicious guacamole.

>>4360717
ok, now you sound like a fucking commercial dude

>>4364642
It's like people that work at specific restaurants know the inner workings or something. Mind = blown. Where are you when we have the "ask a McDonald's employee anything" threads?

>>4364584
>ordering hard shell tacos ever

>>4365166
>not ordering hard shells inside soft shells
Do you even taco?

Hey I have a question.

Why doesn't chipotle offer grilled fresh jalapenos?

>>4365216
Unless they are made of doritos, hard shell is an awful choice

I seriously hope one day man figures out how to make soft shelled doritos tacos

>>4353575
Naco is mexican slang for a rude city dweller with no culture.
>ctrl f "Alambre"
>ctrl f "Salpicón"
>ctrl f "huarache"
You gringos are missing out.

>>4365456
Huaraches are fucking delicious.

>>4362251

>>4365456
I'm a gringo and I make Salpicon all the time. And it's delicous.

RECIPE WHERE.

>>4365717
who are you talking to?

>>4365726
UR MOM M8

>>4365730
How witty.

More cats with Chipotle.

>>4367365
Dat kitty!

Posting burrito porn.

>>4368480
Are you ready for this?

>>4363056
I want /v/ to leave.

>>4368739
She only took a tiny bite, she's adorable.

>>4368887
She looks slow.

>>4370199
she can count to burrito

>>4360680

dude, it's a place where you get monstrously huge amerifat-style burritos which are fairly tasty

if you are surprised that /ck/ goes apeshit for this stuff then maybe you need to lurk more and/or fly away to the moon

>>4360680
I know the anon who started the Chipotle trend. He just did it for kicks. Now it's turned into a monster. He's stopped making Chipotle threads but they keep sprouting up. It just doesn't stop. It never ever stops.

More Chipotle porn!

>>4371234
Show me more.

>>4370241

Holy shit, I lost it. You get a gold star, Anon.

>>4357741

I don't care about the cleanup part, but look at all the shit you have to make the first go round:
-rice
-salsa (you could buy some, so there is that)
-beans
-meat of choice
-shredded lettuce
-what ever else you want...

So now that you've spent 45 minutes or so making everything, you get to make your burrito. But on the flip side if you make enough you can whip it out of the fridge and have burritos for the next couple of nights in 5 minutes or so.

>But it's still easier to stop in and pickup a burrito out and bring it home and eat.

>>4368887
oh man i laffed and laffed

>>4359879

Perhaps because out of the three big chains I have around me, Chipotle is the best?

Don't get me wrong, I like some Moe's mostly cause they have queso...and Qdoba has gone to poop over the years.

Hell I love me some Firehouse as well, it doesn't mean I'm a shill for them.

>>4360778

Actually where I live it's because of the chains that Mexican places now serve more tex-mex style stuff. Before Moe's and the rest of them showed up a burrito was just filled with meat and onions/peppers with some sauce poured over it. Now you can actually get something similar to what a chain serves in a sit down place.

So no, it wasn't a matter of looking for me - cause it never existed here. It's like saying you can get authentic Asian just because there is a Chinese take out place down the street.

>>4368739

See that fucking filling, that's my number 2 bitch with Chipotle. Take a bite and all I get is some fucking rice, and another bite, some fucking chicken, and then some beans. Motherfuckers could take a page out of Stone Cold's playbook and stir that shit up. It'd be nice to have a little of everything in every bite.

>Bitch #1, motherfuckers need some queso to go with my chips.

>>4371299
your forgetting that you have to marinate the meat and the spices

>>4371318
>so beta he can't ask them to stir it up

Are you afraid you'll get a spaghetti leak?

>>4353675
Nachos in a Taco sounds retarded.

Its better to each nachos or tortillas with a burrito. Crunch and soft is so good

>>4355629
I would probably shit liquid for a week, but if that tastes half as delicious as it looks I wouldn't care.

God dammit, why does tasty fast food have to be so unhealthy.

>>4372797
That burrito is only unhealthy to the lactose intolerant.

>>4357865
Looks like shit.

Seriously though, you guys are nearly as bad as those fags who constantly slobber over in n outs cock.

Relax and accept that someone might not like your fast food joint for a number of good reasons.

>>4372787
>2013
>not eating soft tacos filled with nachos

>>4372818
>putting nachos inside a soft taco or burrito
No. I like to eat them on the side.

>>4372812
We couldn't care less if you like it or not. Give it a rest, snowflake.

>>4372812
>Chipotle burrito bowl
>looks like shit

Are you insane?

>>4373051
Yeah that looks like shit dude.

>>4373069
0/10

>>4373103
>unmelted bagged-shredded cheese

>>4373113
Not that guy, but the cheese is delicious. It tastes high quality even though it isn't.

Do you faggots realize this thread has been up for a whole week now? If that isn't proof of shitty viral marketing then I don't know what is.

Oh yea, fuck Chipotle. Tastes like shit and costs too much.

>>4373140
It's so adorable. I'm going to bump it for another week just for you.

>>4373145
T-thank you anon.......

>>4373140
>implying a company that doesn't even have commercials would advertise on a board full of poor shut-ins

I don't know why you bother pretending you believe that, no one's buying it.

>>4370241
Nah, she can probably count to taquito.

Erotic.

>>4373398
That looks fucking delicious.

>>4368887
This one is cuter.

>>4353311
>hey guise, let's buy some rice and beans with dirty mean wrapped in a tortilla for $9
You're stupid and should kill yourself.

>>4373898
Chipotle is delicious and it's not $9.

>>4373910
>can't make delicious food on its own
Well, aren't you a special kind of stupid.

>>4353311
try this shit here op, its the tits

http://youtu.be/iCd-fqMs3xw

the translator is a retard, it's oyster sauce not scallop sauce

>>4373913
When you go to school and get a job, you'll understand why Chipotle exists.

>>4373113
No dude someone spend HOURS prepping that cheese in the morning

>>4374265
They make their own cheese in-house.

"Any more burritos in there?"

>>4375990
There were no burritos.

I just learned about the chipotle flavored tabasco sauce they offer there. FUcking amazing.

>>4376884
They sell it at grocery stores too... I don't like it though.

>>4375551
I hope you don't actually believe that.

They shred the cheese daily to ensure it's creamy and doesn't dry out overnight in containers. They don't make it and never have or will.

>>4378711
It's a fast food burrito chain, of course I don't believe that. I just failed at being funny... again.

She's trying to take every inch.

I feel a sort of perverse guilt replying to this thread, like I do most of them.

Anyway, never been to Chipotle but the food looks ok. There's a place called Bueno y Sano over in Massachusetts that has massive ones like those too.

>>4381534
>unwrapping a burrito at chipotle