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ITT: We make up ice cream flavors, either just great names or accompanied by a tentative ingredient list.

>Jackson Brownie
Dark chocolate base
Brownie chunks
Kahlua Swirl
Walnuts

>> No.4352247

>fig newtown
ice cream with five year old brandy
with figgy cookie bullets spread throughout

>> No.4352253

The Dude

>sweet cream ice cream
>Kahlua swirl
>In and Out burger chunks

>> No.4352256

Boulder Baked
>It's Half Baked but something's off... like grass clippings and skunk
>Oh god dammit it's cannabis

>> No.4352257

Moseyin' for Mosin

>Vodka flavored icecream with cosmoline swirl

Brown Bess

>tea icecream with toffee 'bullets' and gunpowder sprinkles

>> No.4352259

Vanilla
its made with vanilla ice cream.

>> No.4352260

>Bay of figs
Vanilla ice cream
Figs
Brown sugar crumble

>> No.4352272

>Just Chilean
Manjar
Vanilla Ice Cream
Waffle cone pieces

>Back country
Cinnamon Ice Cream
Buckwheat chunks
Dried Cranberries
Almond

>Lavender Town
Blueberry ice cream
Lavender
Dark Chocolate chunks

>> No.4352285

Chocotet offensive

Spicy Chocolate ice cream with cacao nubs, sugared chilis, and chocolate balls with surprise cream filling

>> No.4352291

>>4352285

What's the surprise?

>> No.4352292

Moovin' on Up

Watermelon flavoured ice cream with grape gummi shapes

>> No.4352293

>>4352291
the surprise is that you're getting attacked during a cease fire

>> No.4352309

>It's all Greek to me
Plain Greek yogurt frozen yogurt
Parmesan Cheese

>Irish you'd share
Bailey's Ice Cream
Cream Swirl
Chocolate Chunks

>> No.4352313

If you're fat and you know it, clap your hands
(if your hands could reach each other, that is)

Chocolate ice cream with
>caramel, marshmallow, and fudge swirl
>dark chocolate chunks
>reeses chunks
>white chocolate fudge peices
>toffee
>cut up brandy chocolates
>chocolate covered;
>almonds
>walnuts;
>cookie dough
>cake chunks
>...

>> No.4352315

>>4352260
>>4352272
>>4352309

I would shove my face with all of these then get horrendously fat.

>> No.4352317

>Mud Shark

Dark chocolate swirls in a french vanilla base. Topped off with malt liquor coated nuts.

>> No.4352330

>>4352317
i see what you did there

>forgetting shame and abuse sprinkles

>> No.4352332

>The Foam is Immaterial
Coffee Ice Cream
Sweet cream swirls
Hemlock leaf shaped chocolate chunks

>> No.4352334

The Wetback

>churro chunks
>vanilla ice cream
>tiny bit of chili powder
>chocolate covered coffee beans

>> No.4352348

Daenerys Creamborn

>Vanilla ice cream
>White chocolate cherry hearts
>Green, red, and brown milk chocolate "dragon eggs"

>> No.4352357

>>4352348
you're a fucking faggot

>> No.4352364
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>>4352317
>malt liquor coated nuts.

>> No.4352367

Triple Stout

> Coffee ice cream made with Vietnamese coffee
> Dark Chocolate fudge swirl
> Oatmeal Cookie pieces (Fuck raisins)

Do You Even Lift?
> Peanut Butter Ice Cream Marble
> Vanilla Greek Frozen Yogurt Marble
> Banana Puree Swirl
> Chocolate chips

>> No.4352376

>Red letter day
Vanilla ice cream
Red velvet cake
Cream cheese frosting swirl

>The ones I've dated
Dark chocolate ice cream
Dates
Sesame seeds
chocolate chunks

>> No.4352377
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>heisenberg

Bubblegum ice cream
Vanilla ice cream bombs
Crystalline blueberries

No ingredients listed on the package.

>> No.4352379

inb4 Hitler did nothing wrong.

>> No.4352393

>Old Salt
Chocolate Ice cream
Toffee chunks covered in sea salt
Caramel swirl

>> No.4352394

>>4352379
Hitler did nothing wrong

>German chocolate flavored frozen yoghurt
>matzo crumb swirl
>golden star of david toffee peices

>> No.4352407

>Thyme of the Month
Thyme-infused Strawberry Ice Cream
Dark Chocolate Uterine Chunks
Light Swirls of Lemon Ice Cream

>> No.4352415

>>4352394
German chocolate has nothing to do with Germany. It's named after the guy who invented it, whose surname was German.

>> No.4352418

Dale Coopers Cherry Pie Ice Cream

With the obvious cherry pie flavour as well as a hint of dark coffee beans

>> No.4352424

>>4352407
If that were real, I'd eat that with a mixture of hate and self-schadenfreude every month for a week.

>> No.4352426

>>4352424
What is your gender?

>> No.4352428

>>4352426
Now, you know there's no girls on the internet! ;)

>> No.4352437

>>4352428
I asked for your gender and from what I've seen on 4chan there are a shit ton of MtF transwomen. Your comment would make a ton of sense if that was your case.

>> No.4352439

>>4352415
joke
moon
your head

>> No.4352441

>>4352437
Oh god no. I'm a born and bred female. With an intense hatred for every period I've ever had since they first started. I'm actually looking forward to menopause one day.

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obligatory

>> No.4352448

>>4352441

I hope you have children before your eggs dry up and you become bitter and lonely.

>> No.4352450

>>4352441
why don't you try seasonal birth control then/just skip the placebo pills in birth control packs/get an IUD.
i skip the placebos except maybe once a year, so i rarely have to deal with it.

>> No.4352458

>>4352448
i don't get this. was it an insult? do you truly hope she bears children? i don't see where you're coming form.

>> No.4352459

>>4352448
Done and done. Don't you worry about me, I'm happily married.

>> No.4352462

>>4352458
women need to have kids
if they dont they develop mental problems

same thing happens to celibate males

>> No.4352463

Here is an ice cream im famous for over here.

Double Dark Hash Smash Icecream

dark chocolate marijana goats milk ice cream
with pot brownies and chocolate coated
almonds mixed in.

Dark chocolate goats milk ice cream
infused with marijuana with pot brownies mixed in

>> No.4352465

>>4352462
>>4352450
>>4352448
But what do you think of the ice cream?

>> No.4352466

>>4352462
you should get out and do something fun with your spring break.

>> No.4352467

>>4352450
Nah, I just deal with it. I personally don't believe in "band-aiding" every problem I have. Now, that's my own personal opinion, so don't go getting mad about it. Such is life, but I'll still welcome my period-free later years.

>> No.4352470

>>4352465

It should change

>Thyme of the Month
Thyme-infused Strawberry Ice Cream
>chunky strawberry syrup (for the period chunks)
Light Swirls of Lemon Ice Cream

>> No.4352472

>>4352466
man, you are such a faggot

>> No.4352478

>>4352467
complaining is easier than coming up with a solution anyway.

>> No.4352482

ITT: mtf transsexuals who cannot procreate due to lack of reproductive organs

>> No.4352483

>>4352467
i have problems with period managment, because your period schedule is set up that way for a reason, and we don't know enough about the mechanics to decide whether it's safe to do away with them

>> No.4352492
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>>4352478
Nature provides a solution. Also, there's natural things you can do to control your menstrual flow. And, just FYI, since you're such a busybody, my doctor doesn't recommend most birth controls for me for several reasons, which are none of your business.
>I make a comment about ice cream flavor
>people ask me questions about my gender
>I answer them
>get called out for "complaining" on the internet
Oh /ck/, never change.

>> No.4352496

>>4352483
WTF? I think you're responding to the wrong person. I don't use medications for period management.

>> No.4352497

>>4352492
>my doctor doesn't recommend most birth controls for me for several reasons

I am intrigued. Please, indulge us.

>> No.4352501

>>4352497
I don't really feel like giving out my medical history right now, but suffice it to say, there are medical conditions and predispositions that shouldn't be mixed with hormone-related birth control. I use birth control (for the sexy time), but not hormone-related birth control, which is what is used to control periods.

>> No.4352500

>>4352496
i was building on your response with my ow opinions

stop getting so fucking bent out of shape

stupid women and their stupid indignation

>> No.4352506

>>4352500
Maybe you should learn to communicate better, since your post read "you", which was directed at my post.
Writing skills, how do they work?

>> No.4352514

>>4352506
actually it used 'your', once, to refer to women in general.

And your period IS scheduled the way it is for a reason, so fucking deal with it.

Maybe instead of dropping out of high school to pump out welfare babies your should learn some fucking English.

>> No.4352519

Way to derail a good thread, asshats

>Thai Thai again
Chocolate ice cream
Peanuts
Mango
Peanut butter swirl

>> No.4352536
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>>4352514
Oh god, you're angry little man, aren't you?
Whatever made you think I don't understand what periods are for and why? Did you even read my posts, or are you just deciding to rage against the only woman you can find to communicate with because you're so angry at your desperate and lonely little life?
Not to mention the fact that I'm well educated, make plenty of money, and am probably a good decade older than you, judging by your narrow view of the world. You sound like an ignorant, juvenile, twat. Enjoy your foreveralone, because no one wants to be with an unhappy, overtly angry, small-minded person like you. .

>> No.4352543

>>4352519
Oooo, that makes me think...

>Live and Let Thai
>kaffir lime ice cream
>cashew butter swirl
>shaved coconut
>chile-chocolate bits

!?!?!

>> No.4352545

>>4352536
>acting like a cunt
>get called out on it
>resort immediately to logical fallacies

I bet it killed you resisting the urge to type out I had a small penis and was a virgin, didn't it?

I was simply supporting your decision to not use hormones to mitigate your periods and chucking in my 2 cents and you start acting like a bitch, and continue to do so after I explain myself.

if I wanted to rage at a women I just have to turn to my right and rage at my wife.

but i don't because she's not a hippy dippy cunt who's trying to brag on the internet and act like she's hot shit, when she definitely isn't

>but for the record, she is pretty awesome

go cry into a bucket of hagen daaz, your hormones are getting the best of you

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4352547

You know why everyone's jimbobs are flailing?
The full moon and this genetically enhanced ice cream.
>dairy free master race standing by

>> No.4352550

>>4352545
Either show your dick or gtfo.

>> No.4352551

>>4352547
>Dairy Free

enjoy your weaksauce un-genetically modified children

>mfw one of my gf's had her first period at 8

cow hormone master race

>> No.4352559

>>4352547

>dairy free
>ice cream

They aren't mutually exclusive, there are plenty of great dairy free ice creams...how do you not know this?

>Gorp
Chocolate ice cream
Dried Cranberries
Almonds
Goji Berries
Sunflower seeds

>> No.4352563

>>4352550
this is a worksafe board

>> No.4352568

>War Of The Whirls.
Sweet Cream Ice Cream with Carmel Sauce, Chocolate Sauce, And Strawberry Syrup mixed together with Gummy Worms and Cookie Chunks.

>> No.4352570

>>4352551
Yikes! I didn't get mine until much later.
I never got boy crazy when everyone else did and it was so strange.
>>4352559
Oh yes, the soy ice cream is totally tasty. chocolate flake, peanut butter ripple, ect

>> No.4352573

>>4352519

>Chocolate ice cream
>Not Thai Tea ice cream

>> No.4352585

Chilean sea bas
-creamy dark chocolate base
-seaweed "bullets"
-chunks of chilean sea bass

>> No.4352592

>>4352585
feinstein frenzy

>vanilla
>all high capacity flavors are banned

>> No.4352596

>Papaya
Why have I never seen papaya flavored ice cream before?
>swirl of papaya cider or something
Maybe some sort of coconut or something.

>> No.4352598

Genetics
>Frozen Butter
>Chunks of Lard
>Vegetable Oil (for creaminess)
>Peeps

>> No.4352606

My freedoms
>Corn Syrup
>Candy Stars
>Red Velvet and Vanilla swirl Ice Cream
>Sugar Cubes
Plus every bucket comes with a coupon for a free gun. For you exuberant freedom lovers.

>> No.4352609

vanilla ice

vanilla base
orange swirls
banana chunks

>> No.4352617

>>4352606
silly yurofilth, that's not how freedom works

>muh freedoms

>go to muhfreedoms.com
>pick of any ice cream flavor and any included goodies
>pick your own name and packaging
>overnighted to you in large dry ice chest

>> No.4352625

The Cows Come Home
>Cheesecake-Flavored Ice Cream
>Milk Chocolate Chunks

>> No.4352630

>>4352617
>Only Europeans could possibly make fun of my glorious country
Good one. Here's another:

The Libertarian
>Chocolate Ice Cream
>Fudge Swirl
>May contain 20% rat droppings
If you have a problem with it, don't buy it.

>> No.4352634

>>4352630
no need to be a faggot about the most important thing in the world.

I do like the libertarian though

The Liberal
>flavorless low cal dairy free icecream
>decadence like flavor, fat and toppings are bad for you and legislated into oblivion
>eat it or be shunned

>> No.4352636

milk base
corn syrup
artificial vanilla
lard for creamyness

"artificially flavoured iced milk product"

>> No.4352639

The Homer

>Chocolate/Strawberry mix
>Sprinkles
>Purple fruit chunks

>> No.4352644

>>4352545
I feel really sorry for your wife. Not only because you're a raging cunt, but also because you must have a teeny tiny peeny with all that woman-hating fake machismo.
Real men don't act like you. My husband could make you feel like the dirt on the bottom of my shoe without uttering a single curse or raising his voice. I enjoy being married to a real man. You got raging butthurt over the fact that you mis-implied you were responding to my post. Instead of acting like a gentleman, you've acted like tge nasty white trash you are. Bully for you. I'm sure your wife is proud.

>> No.4352648

>>4352634
The Conservative
>Frozen mixture of milk and rice
>If you so much as suggest a newer technique you're a filthy godless commie hippie liberal atheist radical islamist jew

>> No.4352650

>>4352634
>eat it or be shunned
more like

>buy it or get taxed the same cost for it

The Republican
>same as the liberal but in strawberry flavor

>> No.4352656

>>4352648
And I'm glad you appreciate my Libertarian idea, but no need to get so attached to a nation.

The Communist
>Don't bother asking what's in it, there isn't a different flavor

>> No.4352661

>>4352644
>you must have a teeny tiny peeny
that's what i was looking for

thanks for proving my point

if your husband wants to talk to a real man who isn't dominated by a whiny bitch, shoot me an email

>> No.4352664

Oscar the Crunch

>Banana peels
>Newspaper bits
>hairs and shit
>Is this ice cream or did you literally gather the snow off the road?

>> No.4352669

Berry Bacchanal
>dark chocolate Cabernet ice cream
>raspberry and blueberry swirls

Pencil Thin Pistache
>pistachio and sweet cream swirl ice cream
>chocolate stracciatella

Girl Scout Cookies and Cream
>dark chocolate with Thin Mint chunks
>Samoas, caramel swirl, and sweet cream
>homemade vanilla and shortbread pieces

>> No.4352671

>>4352656
>but no need to get so attached to a nation
the Constitution is the greatest document ever written

the country that follows it isn't important, just the fact that they follow it is

>Cuomo Special
only comes in 1oz containers
analease cherry flavor

>> No.4352676

>>4352671
Delhi Belly
>chocolate icecream flavored with chilis

a simple flavor i cant find anywhere

>> No.4352680

Sugar Mario Bros.

>Italian Gelato
>Chunks of brownie
>Mini-mushroom bits

>> No.4352681

>>4352671
>Implying we've followed it since the Patriot Act
Moving on...

Goofy Goober
>Neopolitan Ice Cream
>Peanut Butter Chips
>1 Cherry each
>Lyrics on every label to the Goofy Goober song

>> No.4352685

>>4352681
>implying that matters

Mickey Mousse

Chocolate icecream with whipped vanilla swirl, gumballs, and red candy overalls

>> No.4352690

>>4352685
This one's for you

Jimmy Rustler

>Chocolate/Vanilla/Mocha swirl
>tons of sprinkles

>> No.4352694

>>4352690
I don't get it

>Dorner
>alt. Name, Hiroshima Blues

>it's burnt steak jammed into the packaging, sprinkled with a shredded copy of the constitution, geneva, and hague conventions

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>>4352690
neat

>> No.4352709

>>4352694
Still served in a Ben & Jerry's bucket
>You can't corner the Dorner

>> No.4352711

>>4352709
>mfw i never got to have one of those before the local BJ place closed down

>> No.4352732

>Rainbow Road

Sherbet-all flavors
Neon Gummi Worms
Sour Patch Kids

>> No.4352736

fish flavored icecream with sour milk swirls, and rusty penny candy coins

>> No.4352743

>finish the fight cream
Mountain Dew flavors in an icecream swirl
Dorito flavored sprinkles

>> No.4352753

>>4352736
That doesn't actually sound that terrible

>> No.4352786

>>4352736
he wins!

>> No.4352801

>>4352661
Proving what point? That you're an inflammatory asshole? I feel sorry for your wife. My husband is an amazing man, better than you could ever hope to be, and I'll be sure to show him your posts when he gets home. He might have something to say to you, if he feels like responding to scum.

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I don't like this thread anymore.

>> No.4352870
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>>4352842
Yeah me too, It makes me sad when ICE-y this happen to a good thread

>> No.4352887

>>4352801
I eagerly await your correspondence

>> No.4352896

>>4352536
I only asked for your gender because I was curious about the nature of your comment. I'm sorry it brought all of this shit upon you

>> No.4352907

>>4352801
Wow.

It must be your time of the month.

You're way in the wrong by the way, and the small penis ad hominem really damages the image of women around the world.

Think before you post. It could save someones life.

>> No.4352924

>>4352492
>which are none of your business
>continues to talk about it

>> No.4352931

>>4352592
This, I like this

But you should add rhubarb chunks to the vanilla, just to add that "holy shit I hate this ice cream" punch to it.

>> No.4352933

>>4352634
Plus
>50% rat droppings
>don't like it? too bad, you're getting it anyway

>> No.4352938

>>4352671
Also
>75% more bullshit than the other flavors

>> No.4352944

>>4352681
>implying that Obama has followed it with the DHS buying up ammunition and practicing with human targets, in addition to the "white sheet" claiming that the government can kill American civilians at will

The New and Improved Liberal Ice Cream
>frozen kool-aid
>cow pies scattered throughout
>human bile

>> No.4352946

>mention birth control
>come back 5 hours later, people still mad

>> No.4352955

>>4352946
No, it was just one chick who doesn't understand English. The guy who set her off kept trolling her.

>> No.4352985

>>4352955
And the trolls keep on a comin'

>> No.4352988

>>4352955
No one was trolling me, son. It takes a lot more to russle my jimmies than one asshole who likes to be inflammatory. Or didn't you read my posts, either?

>> No.4352995

>>4352988
What I read was you mis-reading a post, flipping out, and ignoring the guys explanation.

You then proceeded to ad hominem the fuck out of the thread, and do exactly what he said you were going to do, as you each were insulting the hell out of the other.

You were obviously rustled, and as >>4352907 said, pulling the 'small penis and virgin' card is the best way to delegitimize your position.

>> No.4353000

Thread Drift

Sweet cream ice cream with a Nutella swirl and spent brass (various calibers).

>> No.4353008

>>4352995
Oh, but calling women names is completely legitimate.
The "tiny penis" insult is an indirect way of saying you have self-esteem issues, out here in the real world.
ITT men get butthurt over penis comments and rage.
Meanwhile, all the chicks on this board (of which there are many), get to read all kinds of insulting materials. Typical chauvinistic-societal-degradation speak. You're just another boorish, uncultured swine.

>> No.4353016

>>4352988
I'm on your side, you were needlessly flamed for sharing your gender and mentioning you hate having periods. Not wanting to change what you do and what you take because some asshole on the internet thinks you should is perfectly fine. Welcome to the Patriarchy.

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>>4352995
>WTF? I think you're responding to the wrong person. I don't use medications for period management.
= Flipping the fuck out.

You sound over-reactive to me. Calm down, son.

>> No.4353027

>>4353008
>Meanwhile, all the chicks on this board (of which there are many), get to read all kinds of insulting materials. Typical chauvinistic-societal-degradation speak. You're just another boorish, uncultured swine.

Go and never come back, I don't want any of us to be mistaken for you

>> No.4353030

>>4353008
>as you were each insulting the hell out of each other

>each
>insult
>each other

You really can't read. And the point remains that the penis remarks only come out when you know in your heart your position is the wrong one.

>Meanwhile, all the chicks on this board (of which there are many), get to read all kinds of insulting materials. Typical chauvinistic-societal-degradation speak. You're just another boorish, uncultured swine

still with the ad-hom

>> No.4353037

>>4353020
the WTF was innapropriate

i understood what he was saying, it was obviously an agreement with the whole 'no hormone' thing

he explained himself, added his own innapropriate phrasing, and bam

perfect storm of faggotry in an otherwise great thread

>then she ramped up the fem bs

>> No.4353043

>>4353030
How is my position wrong in any way? I know what I said, and I know my own body and my own needs. I certainly don't need some dumb fuck man who knows nothing about being a woman telling me what I should or shouldn't do with my body. I am in no way wrong, and that dumbass who kept flaming me was just being a completely idiotic, loud-mouthed dumbass. He needs a muzzle.

>> No.4353048

>>4353043
You are fucking hopeless. You still don't get he was agreeing with you before you spewed your vitriolic shit everywhere.

>> No.4353051

>>4353037
>implying WTF isn't constantly in use on 4chan to no effect whatsoever. That was just used as instigation to verbally abuse a woman.

>> No.4353054

>>4353051
What?

It's the second time I've seen it in 6 years., and it was used inappropriately.

>implying yelling WHAT THE FUCK is appropriate at all.

>> No.4353055

>>4353048
The point of him agreeing was completely lost once he decided to start throwing insults and degradation around. Which HE started. He nullified his own position.

>> No.4353057

>>4353054
If that's only the second time you've seen it in 6 years, you're either a liar, or not frequently here. It's used all the time. You can't bullshit the bullshitter, son.

>> No.4353058

pls stop

>> No.4353059

>>4353057
no, I spend most of my time on boards populated by adults, not angsty teenagers.

>which I thought /ck/ was, but i guess I was wrong

>> No.4353063

This thread is hilarious.

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>>4353059
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Oh, you're funny.

>> No.4353069

>>4353055
but he didn't until he was first slighted

>> No.4353075

>>4353054
>implying yelling WHAT THE FUCK is appropriate at all
This.

She's just a buttmad womyn used to browbeating men. Move along

>>4353059
/ck/ is usually pretty good, aside from the yurofilth v americlap posts

>implying you weren't all wrecked by a master troll

>> No.4353078

>>4353075
>buttmad womyn used to browbeating men
Oh, but that's appropriate. Hypocrite.

>> No.4353080

Cocklate Surprise:

>Dark Chocolate Ice cream
>Walnuts
>Banana slices

>> No.4353081

>>4353078
You have my support. Fuck all of these misogynists, you'd think most of /ck/ would be more adult about this.

>> No.4353082

>>4353078
what?

I am a misogynistic pig, and not who you're bitching at

i am proud of my angry rapist cock

go spray your period juice somewhere else before you make me smell like rotting fish

>> No.4353085

>misogynist v misandrist

>ruining everything

>> No.4353086

>>4353082
You already smell like smegma and taint cheese, no need to add to your billygoat stank.

>> No.4353090

>>4353086
better than nasty cunt smell

keep getting mad, let me bathe in your impotent penis envy

unless you're too busy filing false rape claims

>> No.4353094

i work at dairy queen and these are the blizzard and specialty blizzard ideas i've had

so they mostly just use stuff we have on hand

i'm lactose intolerant and while i make stuff all day i daydream about these

>smores
graham pieces, marshmallow topping, choco chunks

turns out "smores" is actually being released next month, same as my idea, but with marshmallow pieces too

>banana sandwich
nutella (or peanut butter), banana, pie pieces

>cherry pie
real cherry, pie pieces, whip cream

>strawberry reese's
as titled

>triple berry pie
blueberry, raspberry, strawberry, pie pieces, whip cream

>luau
toasted coconut, pineapple, banana, mango
or coconut, banana, mango pineapple blend (from Orange Julius smoothie line)

>peaches n' cream
canned peaches, whipped cream

>double chocolate chip cookie
crunched choco chip cookies, cookie dough

>hot chocolate
cocoa fudge, marshmallow pieces, topped with marshmallow drizzle

>pancakes
choco chunks, waffle batter, maple syrup, whip cream

>strawberry banana smoothie
strawberry (from the Orange Julius line), well sliced bananas

>chocoholic
cocoa fudge, hot fudge, choco syrup, choco chunks

>lemon pie/key lime pie
lemon/lime, pie pieces, whip cream

>mixed nuts
peanuts, pecans, peanut butter

>caribbean
blue coconut syrup, toasted coconut

i'm running out of characters...

>> No.4353095

>>4353090
>>4353082
10/10

Please stay.

>> No.4353098

>>4353086
Fuck the haters, this is what happens when you disrupt the patriarchy.

>> No.4353105

>>4353098
>patriarchy
well shit

i forgot that trigger word

how does it knowing that i have guns and i use them to kill things?

does it make your blood boil when i make love to my wife whether she wants it or not?

she orgasms every time so it isn't rape

i even stick my finger in her butt when she tells me not too

>> No.4353108

>>4353105
she's faking it and fucking a nigger on the side. Don't pretend you are well endowed.

>> No.4353112

>>4353108
don't project your whore habits onto my family, cunt

some women are capable of falling in love and being faithful

>> No.4353114

>>4353090
So, you're a huge cock-smoking faggot. Got it. Your love of the dick comes through loud and clear. Nothing to see here, folks, just another fudgepacker. I assume you're the bottom bitch. I have a friend who'd LOVE to get his hands on a whiny bottom like you.

>> No.4353115

>>4353112
Oh, I struck a nerve. You are already doubting her faithfulness aren't you? Is that why you take out your aggression on her during sex?

>> No.4353116
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4353116

>>4353105
>implying women don't own guns
>implying your wife loves you

>> No.4353118

>>4353115
what aggression? I make love to her, tenderly
why would I doubt her faithfulness? we care for each other, and support each other.

>>4353114

>saying he has a small dick isn't working! let's call him a homosexual, that will flabbergast his johnsons!

nice try

>implying I act like this to my wife, she isn't a cunt

>> No.4353121

>>4353108
>>4353115
>>4353116


You must be the same folks who think gun bans are good, your projecting your terrible character flaws onto others.

>> No.4353120

>>4353118
Make love tenderly.... she is certainly fucking a nigger with a cock twice as long and thick as yours on the side. Think about that next time you go hunting, you know what she is doing

>> No.4353124

>>4353120
she hunts with me

have you ever made love in a tent in the middle of the forest in 20 degree weather?

>> No.4353125

hey niggers

stop talking about whatever the fuck you're talking about and order one of my awesome blizzards

i didn't type all that up so no one would care

>> No.4353126

>>4353125
I don't go to dq

sorry man

>> No.4353127

>>4353125
Which state? If I was anywhere nearby I think I would go to that store and ask for one.

>> No.4353129

>>4353124
Does in the desert when it's 40C count also?

>> No.4353131

>>4353108
>>4353120
I thought racism was bad.

>> No.4353134

>>4353129
totally


now my wife is all mad that someone said she fucks niggers

>> No.4353137

>>4353134
she does. The thought of a cock that's big and fat and not yours is so compelling to her. She wants to get on her back (If she is reading this reach for her pussy, you will find it wet by now) and beckon for that thick black cock to fuck her without abandon, to make her cum multiple times over and over as she gets off to knowing you will never know.

>> No.4353139

>>4353127
East Texas

>>4353126
You should, it's cheap and stuff

>> No.4353142

>>4353137
>implying
sorry, i don't want to listen to your cuckolding stories

>>4353139
i cook most of my own meals. dont get me wrong, the burgers are pretty good, but it's just not my thing

>> No.4353144

/ck/
ramen flavoured with steak chunks and ketchup swirls.

>> No.4353156

>>4353144

can't forget the sriracha induced fudge and pink himalayan salt sprinkles

>> No.4353161

now that the angry dykes are out of the way, let's get back to business


where ya bean
>asian bean pastry icecream with sweet bean swirl

moby dick
>pure white vanilla-rum icecream

honey for my honey
>honey icecream with honey liqueur drizzled on top

>> No.4353173

>>4353161
kraken icecream

baileys with crunchy pralines

>> No.4353216

>Gingerbread cookie ice cream base
>Graham cracker swirl
>Nutella swirl
>Mini Cinnamon bun pieces

I can't think of a name but it'd be good as fuck.

>> No.4353217

>>4352870
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT CARLOS
I WILL SODOMIZE YOUR TAINT WITH A FUCKING HAMMER.

>> No.4353220

>>4353216
Winter Euphoria.

>> No.4353300

roasted plum with lime icecream
stewed apricot ripple
crumble chunks