/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> I'm also a fan of ketchup

That it...that's GD IT, you get the heck out of here and never come back.

>>4349325
with fried onion though, it's all good then.

Ketchup in general is meh, but add something good to it like a steak or hotdog and it suddenly becomes pretty decent.

Mom cuts them up for me and I dip them in ketchup and it's yummy

i had a hotdog in seattle with caramelized onions and cream cheese

i also had one wrapped in seaweed with chives

they where both pretty damn good.
people in seattle make up some strange food combinations but they seem to work.

>>4349332

>ketchup
>like a steak or hotdog

>>4349339
the cream cheese and caramelized onions sound delicious

>>4349341
what? i use ketchup on both, but as i said in my post i generally go for mustard

>>4349344

This thread is now about cake, specifically this cake the is especially for you.

>>4349347
I have no idea what offended you

>>4349350
why would cake offend you?

The anti-ketchup faggots seriously need to fuck off with their shit.

It's a god damn hot dog you dumbasses.

>>4349350

So, we can talk about another cake that I think fits you very well, too....isn't it pretty?

>>4349353

I know it's not your birthday but if it was...I'd make you a cake.

poor OP just wanted to talk about hotdogs and his thread is being derailed by assholes with cake.

this thread saddened me, i probably only have months left to live since this chemotherapy is proving pretty useless, and i got told to gtfo just for asking about hotdogs.

Lightly toasted on the grill with spray butter and ketchup.

Mainly because that's all that's on hand, and I only eat hot dogs if they're the only thing at a tailgate. Otherwise I spring for sausage and a beer bath.

>>4349353
The only people who seem to care are those from Chicago. Is it because their city, nay, whole state sucks?

>>4349366

I would be happy to talk about the dogs of flame but not with someone who puts forbidden things on them, so in the mean time...enjoy some cake.

>>4349375
nothing in food is forbidden you tool.
>herrr /ck/ told me to hate ketchup derrr

>>4349369

Ok, that's really sad, so I made you cake to cheer you up.

>>4349373
Yeah, pretty much. I never got the appeal of a Chicago style dog. I mean, the pickles is usually larger than the dog, not to mention the rest of the salad on top of that disgrace to hot dogs.

It's on the same level as spam sushi; something that's supposed to be lowest common denominator food dressed up retardedly.

>>4349414
i really like musubi, and i am not afraid to admit it. its kinda funny because i hate spam but put in on some rice and wrap it in seaweed and its good to go

>>4349372
>ketchup
>hot dog
pick one, faggot

>>4349431
>implying pleb condiments don't belong on a steamed cased pig dick smoothie.

You seriously must be new here and got your entire impression of /ck/ through a troll well done steak with ketchup thread. Fuck off.

>>4349414

I heard you like Chicago style dawgs but did you know they also come in cake form?

>>4349445
Nope, I like ketchup on... well fries and chicken nuggets and in small amounts on hamburgers. Mustard is a hot dog condiment, not ketchup, pleb. At coney island they won't even put ketchup on a dotted hog.

>>4349447
all that fondant......gross

this is now a rage cake thread.

>>4349445

get a load of this guy, there's only one cake for you.

Move over, ketchup. The real tailgating condiment has arrived.

>>4349460

>>4349323

Ketchup and fried onions sounds good.

You strike me as a connoisseur. Welcome.

Toasted bun, brown mustard, and pic related

>>4349491
>hotdog cut on a bias

heheheheheh.......

>>4349323
I like the hot dog to be charred, the bun to be nicely toasted. I put yellow or spicy mustard on top of the dog. Sometimes ketchup if I'm in the mood, I hate sauerkraut.

>>4349502

Because sharing is caring.

Polish sausage in bun with ketchup mustard and relish.
And a soda.

>>4349462
1/2 ketchup 1/2 kc masterpiece

>>4349534
"We were sort of running out of ketchup and mustard, and we needed a condiment. I took barbecue sauce, a little ketchup and mustard and smoked syrup and other ingredients and came up with secret stadium sauce. We said, 'We don't have [ketchup and mustard], but we have secret stadium sauce.'"


But yeah, probably would be close enough.

>>4349525
just made me hungry

>>4349525
but its placed in a single bun...

I haven't had a good hot dog in awhile.
I'm kind of a freak about them, though.
Sure, I like chili-cheese dogs, and love Chicago dogs, but my one true favorite type of hot dog, the kind of hot dog I actually crave, is what I call a Campfire dog.
Hot dog roasted over an open fire (preferably on the end of a stick, lol), on a soft bun with a squiggle of ketchup on the bun, and a squiggle of mustard on top of the hot, juicy, slightly charred hot dog. MMMMMMMMMMMM, DO WANT. It's the perfect hot dog.

>>4349620
I like your style, dude

I toast my bun, then put real mustard on it (not that yellow liquid shit that has no actual mustard seeds like French's or Heinz's) and pop a veggie dog (Tofurky for the win) in between that sweet doughy bosom. Damn good.

>>4349637
>veggie dog
Opinion automatically disregarded.
You may try to post again tomorrow.

>>4349637
>cares about mustard
>goes full retard on the dog which is inarguably the most important part

>>4349647
>>4349654
you guys are idiots. tofu dogs taste way better then regular ones, and im not even a vegetarian

>>4349662
This is your second warning. Pray there isn't a third.

>>4349620
Yeah, simple is usually better.

I boil the dogs and put a wire sieve on the top of the pot. Buns get steamed while the dogs cook. My favorite toppings are spicy brown mustard, pickled jalapenos, chow chow relish, pimento cheese, crushed potato chips, and celery salt.

Come at me, bro.

>>4349671
oh no, internet tough guy is really mad i like tofu dogs. im not even the same person retard

>>4349676
Then consider this one to be your second warning.

>>4349684
fuck off. ether talk about hotdogs or go away.

>>4349662
>tofu dogs taste way better then regular ones
no

>>4349691
Should we talk synthetic vegetable sticks pretending to be meat?

>>4349694
thats basically a hotdog isnt it?

>>4349691
I could say the same about you. 'Tofu sausage' is an oxymoron.

If you want to talk about hot dogs, then talk about meat.

>>4349701
Their slang name is "not dog" for a reason.

And it's not because they're not made out of dog.

>>4349702

I love meat, but no way in hell would you catch me eating a meat hotdog rather than a veggie dog. The shit that goes into hotdogs is absolutely disturbing. Tofurky hot dogs taste better, are healthier, and I'm not sticking pig toenails into my mouth, so obviously I'm going to choose veggie dogs.

>>4349717
You don't know what you are talking about.

>>4349717
Why don't you just buy a frankfurter from a deli then?

Real meat is always going to taste superior to a soy based product trying to taste like meat.

If I have a hot dog, I usually go all out, not settle for soy shit.

>>4349717
What kind of a huge faggot are you that you're incapable of sourcing quality hot dogs? GTFO.

OP, look for one of these if you can. It's the Presto Hot dogger. You put your weenie on the electrodes and plug it in. It zaps them with pure 110 volts. My grandma has one and they're pre microwave. It's a fantastic flavor

>>4349722
here you go, all be it, pretty bias

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175655/So-really-ingredients-really-sausage-Read-eat-frankfurter-again.html

>>4349744
So go for real sausages instead of processed garbage shit?

Here's a tip, if you can eat a sausage directly out of the package without any cooking needed, it's probably not that good.

>>4349726

We'll just have to agree to disagree, because a good veggie dog simply tastes better to me than "quality hot dogs." The way I see it, why eat something high in fat, sodium, and nitrites, that also has a higher chance of foodborn illness, if it tastes worse than the healthier and same-priced veggie dog in the store?

>>4349767
Why eat a good steak instead of a rubber band?

>>4349777
you cant compare steak to hotdogs....

>>4349785
I can if you can compare hotdogs to veggie dogs

Field Roast's veggie dogs are the bomb too. Tofurky is easier to find in stores, but when I get the chance I go with Field Roast.

>>4349792
no you cant. there is no argument if a "tofu steak" tastes better then a rib eye, to an omnivore. to a shitty hotdog there is

>>4349738
pure 110v, eh? my roaster only has... [joke about not pure voltage]. too tired to put the joke together.
all around shit post right here, sorry.

>>4349805

Right, meatless steaks or ribs don't taste as good as the real deal, but when it comes to hot dogs I will choose the vegetarian ones every time.