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4346663 No.4346663 [Reply] [Original]

It will take me an hour + to crumb and fry some chicken. Should I just drive down to McDonald's? The catch is, I'm drunk.

>> No.4346665

Eat dick covered in semen like the rest of /ck/

>> No.4346666

Do you live in an apartment or share a building?

>drunk
>grease fire
>everyone dies

or

>drunk
>car wreck
>everyone dies

>> No.4346668
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>>4346666

I live alone in the suburbs

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>>4346666

>> No.4346670

>>4346668
In that case, kill yourself by staying home and cooking.

>> No.4346678

>>4346670
It's not dangerous, faggot. It's just obviously time consuming and cumbersome.

>> No.4346681

>>4346678
I seem to have struck a nerve. You miss your Daddy's penis or something?

>> No.4346683

Alright OP, don't drink and drive.

Cook at home, and next time buy/cook in advance before getting wasted.

have a good one

>> No.4346684

>>4346681
You're reading into it completely wrong. I'm just responding cordially, faggot.

>> No.4346685

>>4346663
Does anyone on Earth actually find this McDLT gimmick appealing?

>> No.4346689

>>4346684
Carry on then.

>> No.4346698

>>4346685
Not at all, always struck me as unappealing.

>> No.4346699

I would just drive OP. How drunk are you?

If it is less than a mile and you don't have to go on a highway just have some coffee, take a 30 minute break from drinking, and get some McDick's.

I do it all the time.

>> No.4346702

>>4346699

Too late. I ended up going to the late night grocery store. I picked up chocolate and microwave burgers. What a feat.

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>>4346699
>>implying that coffee will sober you up any

>> No.4347073

>>4347053
It doesn't make you sober up, but it does make you slightly more alert.

>> No.4347109

>>4347053
I didn't imply that at all.

And why would I want to sober up? I just want to be more alert for the drive to get food, not lose my buzz.

>> No.4347121

Drunk driving is fucking stupid. Period.

It just isn't worth it.

>> No.4347134

>>4347121

yeah, stupid fun

>> No.4347200

>>4347134
you're drunk go home

>> No.4347282

Cook it at home. It will taste better and be more rewarding because you made it yourself, and you can make as much as you want and it's cheaper.

And I shouldn't have to tell you not to drive drunk, don't be an asshole.

>> No.4347284

>>4347282
Drunk people always need to be told not to drunk drive. That why it's such a problem. You ever been drunk before?

>> No.4347310

I used to drive drunk lots of times, but now I don't as much. My rules are don't take highways and stick to slower roads even if it they are further distances, go only a few miles over the limit so you don't look suspicious, don't be too drunk (obviously), and don't drive over 5 miles if you don't have to.

I drive heavily buzzed/mildly drunk a couple times a month. It is usually when I am getting hungry and crave shitty fast food. Getting tons of fast food when you are drunk is the greatest feeling in the world.

But yeah, if you play it smart and drive carefully and know your limits than you should be fine and won't get caught. I've literally never been pulled over by a cop for any reason and I am 29 years old.