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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Alright motherfuckers.

Been stuck at home with a broken leg and I figured, "It's been a while and fuck day time tv so let's watch some cooking shows" and the second Giada got on, I just started getting pissed at everything she did.

What really got me was she popped in a bite of the appetizer she just made and fucking talked with her mouth full of food, I could fucking see it. And how she over pronounces any Italian terms, and just how fucking huge her teeth are.

Got me wondering though.

What pisses you off in cooking shows?

>> No.4344698

the heavily patronizing tone

>> No.4344711

customer testimonials for restaurant reviews, 80% chance it's a 5 second clip of some amerifat chewing a mouthful and splurting out "delicious"

>> No.4344721

>>4344696
i would have sex with that woman

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all of them except Adam Richmond

He's held every job in the restaurant business and his erudition just flows each time he talks about the massive amount of foo he is getting ready to ingest.

He should have his own channel.

>> No.4344747

>>4344724
I like Adam Richmond because if that fat fuck can get a tv show eating shit and being mildly amusing, it makes me feel better about my chances for success as a fellow fat fuck

>> No.4344752

>>4344696
I'm with you, that annoying forced smile also gets to me.

I can't really stand any women on that channel besides Anne Burrell

>> No.4344856

>>4344752
I don't know why but I like her too. Even if she dresses like a lesbian from the 90s gone mad at a rummage sale.

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>>4344721
Me too.

>> No.4344879

Guy Fieri. Everything about him.

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>> No.4344887

Stop watching food network and they will go away.

>> No.4344888

>>4344696
I don't like it when they make measurements in ounces and shit. I'm looking at you AB.
Also on good eats in past episodes he uses tool or technique and then lambasts it in a future episode (an example would be him advocating the usage of a kitchen top fryer in the men's food episode and then saying that it sucks in the fried chicken episode). Also, he must spend like 5 minutes each episode talking about gluten with his shitty volleyball net. I like the show, but it can get very repetitive.

>> No.4344895

>>4344724
Adam Richmond sucks harder than Guy Fieri (who actually has a good show in triple D).

It's funny how /ck/ thinks the opposite.

>> No.4344899

>>4344895
You are gay or a woman. I guarantee it.

>> No.4344911

>>4344899
You are wrong and smelly. I guarantee it.