/ck/ - Food & Cooking

post finished pizza

>>4344378
I can't, I ate it.

fresh brothers is serving matzo pizza

fuck

>>4344378
it was good though, but the point remains that I need food ideas that are legitimately good that don't contain any grains that I can't replace with matzoh meal

>>4344383
How about you fucking convert to a good religion like christianity where you can have any food at any time with none of your faggy restrictions.
>MFW I can eat Bacon, Lobster, Mussels, Pork Chops, Crab, and Cheese Burgers freely.

anyway just go paleo

Also, is it just me that sees the new /asp/-alternative sports board and automatically thinks that it is a board dedicated to aspergers?

>>4344406
That would be redundant because every board on 4chan is dedicated to aspergers

>>4344397
What would that entail?

First up: my wife loves Matzoh Pizza.

Second up: lets have some fun.

Depending on whether you are Sephardic or Ashkenazic, your list of banned foods for Pesach will be different, but you already know this (that was for the benefit of our fellows here on /ck/)

I've found this is a good time for fresh fruit and veggies. Also it is a good time for steak & chicken dishes.

While I don't have my mother in law's Unstuffed Cabbage recipe, meatballs & cabbage in a tomato sauce is delicious.

My mother makes a mean brisket for passover: Here is what you need: A big jar of Applesauce (either specifically kosher for passover or one of those natural blends that are just apple and sugar [I hate how cornsyrup is in everything]), a normal sized bottle of kosher for passover ketchup, a packet of kosher for passover onion soup mix. Take a heaping hunk of beef brisket and trim most (but not all) the fat. Mix other ingredients. Place saucey mixture and brisket into slow cooker/crockpot. Let it go for a few hours until tender. Remove & cut either with or against the grain to your liking (some of us like our tender soft brisket to be falling apart) serve in the sauce/gravy.

>>4344406

I use Jewish holidays as an excuse to eat potatoes.

>Every time I see /out/ I think it is the /lgbt/ board.

>>4344418
thanks my Kike!
I also hate how corn syrup is in everything, it makes almost all canned fruits and soft drinks unkosher, plus many conveninece foods that shouldn't have it in the first place. Also, don't take offence to me calling you a kike. I'm trying to claim it like the blacks claimed nigger.

>>4344396

You can't eat meat on Fridays, idiot.

>Pursuant to Canon 1253, days of fasting and abstinence are set by the national Episcopal Conference. Parallel to the fasting laws are the laws of abstinence. These bind those over the age of fourteen. On days of abstinence, the person must not eat meat or poultry. According to canon law, all Fridays of the year, Ash Wednesday and several other days are days of abstinence, though in most countries, the strict requirements for abstinence have been limited by the bishops (in accordance with Canon 1253) to the Fridays of Lent and Ash Wednesday. On other abstinence days, the faithful are invited to perform some other act of penance.

>>4344421
Ooh, that's another good idea. I was looking at a recipe for that in my jewish cookbook and it has no flour of any kind, plus they can be very delicious when browned. whenever I see /cgl/ I think it's a geology board.

>>4344413
/ck/, /p/, and /fit/ aren't very aspie. What they should have done is renamed /r9k/ as /asp/

>>4344433
even if I can't eat meat on fridays, I can still eat delicacies that you observant jews could only dream of eating

>>4344427
No problem, I understood what you were going for.

Also, what's your preffered charoses recipe. My inlaws do apple, cinnamon, pecan with a bit of grape juice. My family has done apple, pear, cinnamon, grape juice, & raisins.

>>4344383
I do enjoy a quick snack of matzoh and peanut butter, which in my opinion is better than bread and peanut butter.

>>4344439
Matzoh pizzah, lasagna, kugel, matzoh brie. Matzoh balls obviously. Try flavoring/coloring them with tomato paste, basil, turmeric, etc.
Flourless chocolate cake, linzertorte, matzoh brittle, macaroons.
pic related, the only legitimately good use of matzoh

>>4344396
I thought Christians weren't supposed to have shellfish? Though saying that I dunno why i'm asking, most Christians these days have no clue of the "rules" of their religion it seems.

>>4344455
I didn't make the charoset this year, but my parents made a charoset made with mango, pineaple, and rapes with white wine

>>4344467
>rapes

>>4344457

...damn you and your ability to eat peanuts/legumes on passover you lucky sephardic bastard...

>>4344460
I always like chocolate covered matzoh in theory, but whenever I have it I always find it too dry. Matzoh Lasagna is pretty good though.

I also do appreciate your fellow appreciation of Tannahs. One of my greatest fantasies is for a whole bunch of people to put on trips of famous tannaim and roleplay as them interpreting the so called "rules of the internet" we could then compile the arguments into a talmud of the internet.

>>4344470
wait, peanuts are unkosher for passover?

>>4344479
yeah, if you're ashkenazi

>>4344433
>implying that applies to protestants
>implying most catholics follow that

>>4344477
chocolate covered matzoh is shit. Matzoh brittle has toffee on it as well and is delicious.

Also, get like 3 other people, and lets go troll the living shit out of /pol/

>>4344480
I am ashkenazi, shit I've been doing shit wrong for the last 20 years. One of the many benefits of living in a reform household

dated a jewish girl, she got me on to matzo and cream cheese. she herself did not observe passover, "why dont i just eat leavened bread"

>>4344485
Yeah, that would be fun

>>4344491
MAKE IT HAPPEEEEEEEN