/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4327474
I make them with a mix of cream cheese and goat cheese with some chives.

>>4327514
>cream cheese and goat cheese with some chives

haha...NO. It's low brow, bar finger food don't try to hipster jalapeño poppers.

>>4327474
>I think cream cheese could work

I don't like putty any phallic object in my mouth that oozes white goo; stick with the classic cheddar.

>>4327564
You're right, why try to improve upon anything? Basics are all that's necessary. We should all just eat hard tack and drink water.

>>4327564
did you just use hipster as a verb

>>4327582
ah, a fellow golden shower enthusiast?

>>4327564
>goat cheese and chives are hipster

What era are you from?

Mix cream cheese with green onions and some garlic.
Cut the tops off of jalapenos and dig out the seeds.
Use piping bag (ziplock; cut the corner) to fill with cream cheese.
Tap the peppers to settle the cheese and top off.
Wrap in bacon and stick a toothpick through.
Grill or bake.

>>4327598

obviously, the one where I have to deal with hipsters taking flash photography in restaurants when they come across glorious bar food that has been defiled with "edgy" ingredients.

I've never eaten one, never even seen one..
Maybe some day, it looks delicious.

>>4327633
>chives are edgy

You are so cute, anon-kun :)

>>4327640

They don't have bar food in Uganda?

>>4327649

It's not just one of the three original ingredients named that makes it hipster; it is the combination of the three in a pedestrian snack.

>>4327664
>>4327633

why u mad tho

>mfw anything that isn't boiled gruel is now "hipster"

Please return to the basement and spend more time researching reality before you attempt to re-emerge again. You obviously missed some critical details.

>>4327770

I didn't say anything about boiled mush, just keeping it true to it's humble origin and not trying to bastardize a perfectly good dish by trying to incorporate some edgy bullshit into it.

>>4327795
Again,
>goat cheese and chives
>edgy

Give us a break, buddy guy.

>>4327770
BOILED GRUEL IS JUST FANCY, GAY FUCKING PORRIDGE FOR HIPSTERS AND ART-STUDENTS

>>4327474
THE HIPSTEREST PEPPER POPPERS
You'll need:
-About a dozen Anaheim peppers
-Smoked gouda, shredded
-Neufchatel, softened
-Mascarpone, softened
-Scallion tops (green onions are for plebes)
-Serrano ham
-Sourdough bread crumbs (I make my own)

Cut the tops off the peppers, and seed them. I use a Williams and Sonoma Pepper Seeder. Lightly sear the Serrano ham with a brulee torch, and julienne. Blend the three cheeses together, and add in the seared ham. Stuff the peppers, and roll them lightly in oil, then the bread crumbs. Bake at 334 F exactly for 14 minutes, turning once. Let cool for 8 minutes, then serve hot with a microbrew and discuss Sylvia Plath.

Note: keep napkins on hand to help get cheese out of your beard.

>>4327815
>sylvia plath

>>4327831
All the hip happeners at my college will NOT shut the fuck up about that conceited bitch. I don't understand it either.

>>4327831

If you don't know what Sylvia Plath is, you sir just got your hipster card revoked.

>>4327837
>not discussing DFW with glorious pepper poppers
>2011

ISHYGDDT

>>4327841
David Foster Wallace is inherently misogynistic in his treatment of women. Sylvia Plath is clearly the superior author.

Personally, I prefer to discuss Dworkin or Proust at my parties, but you've probably never read either.

>>4327848
>implying dworkin and proust are more obscure than DFW

child born in the 1990s detected, get the fuck off my lawn

>>4327837
So knowing who silvia plath was is hipster? Are you all fucking retarded?

>>4327848
plath was a dyke

>>4327856

>>4327848
>Dworkin or Prous
I read Dworkin and Proust before they were cool...


can i bake pepper poppers or do i have to fry them??

>>4327848

I can't see why you nuvo-hippsters try to ingratiate your pseudo-intellectualism by reiterating dated and obscured authors with questionable pasts when we could be taking action and theorizing an exit strategy for the Syrian conflict or the future of truly democratic Iraq.

>>4327837
>>4327833
>>4327841
>>4327848
I thought it was Anne Sexton that the hipsters loved, not Sylvia Plath.

>>4327861
I sear mine on a Green Pan, then roast them over a hibachi with applewood and oak.

>>4327864
>democracy
Please. What Iraq needs is a constitutional monarchy.

>>4327866

how long have you been living under a rock?

>>4327864
>Proust and Wallace are obscured authors
>judging literature by the "author's past"

If people were more educated there wouldn't be problems in Iraq or Syria.

>>4327867
>a constitutional monarchy

go home Europe, your drunk.

If only plath had killed herself sooner

>>4327868
I don't live under it, just inside of it.

>>4327864
>>4327867
Please read Freddy Perlman then you can talk about freedom

>>4327868
Living under a rock is much more ecologically sound than whatever planet-destroying deathhouse you live in. Think about your carbon footprint!

>>4327873
>If people were more educated there wouldn't be problems in Iraq or Syria.


Why don't we load all the hipsters on to C-130 with backpacks full of whatever gay authors you can carry; and parachute them into the warzones...either way no big loss.

>>4327883
>HIS-story
Fuck, I'm genuinely upset now.

>>4327885
>implying rocks don't leave a literal carbon "footprint".

>>4327795

Back on track. I make these a couple of times a year and I'll post pictures tomorrow if you'd like.

I use cream cheese and colby jack. I find that the combination works best because it cuts out some of the stringiness. You don't want the cheese to pull out on the first bite like the infamous "topping slide" on some poorly-made pizzas.

I save bread until I fill up a gallon ziplock bag, and then cook that in a 200 F oven until it's hard as a rock. Try to avoid coloring and rotate often. Then into a food processor.

Coat the peppers with flour or corn starch. Dip into egg wash and then into bread crumbs. Repeat until it's well-coated.

Then into the freezer. Then it's fried in hot vegetable oil.

>>4327770

>Implying I don't eat gruel ironically

>>4328024
It saddens me that I dated something like this.

Jalapeno
pineapple cream cheese
Bacon
Cut, scrape, fill, wrap, then smoke
Perfect poppers

>>4328318
>pineapple cream cheese

you go hang out with >>4328051

>>4328051
Congrats

>>4328324
Just sharing a recipe I enjoy. Sorry it's not what your dick retarded fag brain thinks is "authentic".

>>4328318
yum. I think I might try that but add some backstrap into the equation.

>>4327633

What's wrong with taking pictures of your food

>>4328051
Don't feel bad.

I would fill your jalapeno with my cream choose and suck it out.

Just kidding. If I were dating someone that dated a faggot like that and I found out, I would abscond in the night or fake my own death. Whatever to get rid of that sad person.