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4322525 No.4322525 [Reply] [Original]

Not even Americans could come up with something so awful and call it food.

Nice job

>> No.4322534

It's just a sausage.

Sage for thinking anybody on the food board is gonna fall for your bait.

>> No.4322542

>>4322534
It isn't just sausage you tard

>> No.4322569

One of those things attacked me once. I lost a foot to it. I was lucky I didn't bleed to death.

>> No.4322568

you got me hungry OP... damn you

>> No.4322579

>>4322525
>>4322534
I'm not sure which of you is more retarded.

>> No.4322585

>>4322579
Why would >>4322534 be retarded? Haggis is meat stuffed in a casing. It's a kind of sausage.

>> No.4322595

>>4322525

Ever tried it?

>> No.4322596

I would totally eat the hell out of it.

>> No.4322603

>>4322542
>>4322579
ok assholes... define sausage... fucktards
Hagis = Sausage

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>>4322585
>>4322603
>Haggis is a savoury pudding containing sheep's pluck (heart, liver and lungs); minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally encased in the animal's stomach and simmered for approximately three hours.
>A sausage is a food usually made from ground meat with a skin around it. Typically, a sausage is formed in a casing traditionally made from intestine, but sometimes synthetic.
and a hamboigah is the same as a flaming yawn

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>>4322607

>> No.4322617

>>4322585
B-BUT YOU DON'T HAVE FREEDOM

>> No.4322630

>>4322616
>fruit pudding
>sausage
inferior_ruseman.jpg

>> No.4322625

>>4322607
>Haggis
>Contains minced heart, liver and lungs and encased in a stomach
>Sausage
>Contains minced meat and has a casing
Haggis sounds like a sausage to me.

>> No.4322633

>>4322616

>black pudding
>sausage

Clearly a rather wide definition of sausage.

I believe haggis is cooked in a slightly different way too.

>> No.4322634

>>4322607
So haggis is yurolards excuse for pudding?

oh boy...

>> No.4322638

>>4322634
Well, considering they invented it, yes.

>> No.4322644

>>4322640
>I don't think you people know what pudding actually is
What do you mean 'you people'?

>> No.4322646

>>4322607
why not copypasta the last bit of the entry...
>Most modern commercial haggis is prepared in a sausage casing rather than an actual stomach.
sausage motherfucker

>> No.4322647

>>4322640
I don't think you do.

>> No.4322640

>>4322638
I don't think you people know what pudding actually is

>> No.4322643

>>4322634
>an American saying Yurolard
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>4322646
If I put an apple pie in a sausage casing have I created a universe sausage?

>> No.4322660

>>4322655
No, because it wouldn't contain meat, you pedant.

>> No.4322669

>>4322655
According to eurotards, yes

>> No.4322675

>>4322669
>americans thinking they know shit about food
You don't know anything besides the bastardized shit in the freezer aisle.

>> No.4322677

>>4322669
>Eurotards
Big talk coming from the product of the worst educational system in the world. Does it hurt that you do so much testing and homework for absolutely nothing? Poor dumb, little yank. i bet they even have you thinking that healthcare isn't a right.

>> No.4322679

>>4322655
Russian Fruit sausage
• Ground pork: 1 lb.
• Coarse salt: 1/2 tablespoon
• Garlic: 1 clove
• Sun-dried tomatoes, chopped: 2 tsp
• Ground Sichuan Pepper: 1/3 teaspoon
• Ground Chipotle Pepper: 1/3 teaspoon
• Pomegranate Molasses: 2 teaspoons
• Fish Sauce: 2 drops
• White Raisins: 3-1/4 tbsp
• Reduced Apple Cider: 2 tbsp
• Dried Apricots, chopped: 3-1/4 tbsp

Fuck you retard

>> No.4322682

>>4322677
Just because evolution is still controversial here doesn't mean we don't have faith in it or is stupid.

>> No.4322690

>>4322675
That's not true. There are plenty of fast food establishments which have taught us about fine dining.

>> No.4322693

But haggis is delicious. Quite funny coming from someone whose country first produced that ultimate artery-hardening morsel, deep-fried butter.

>> No.4322698

It's like americans don't even know what goes into hotdogs.

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>> No.4322707

You know what'd be hilarious?

If OP was a Scotsman trying to spark a Murrka hate thread.

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>>4322707
inorite?

>> No.4322715

>>4322682
No, but the fact that your country has some of the highest rates of belief in angels, widespread ignorance about contraception, geography and most matters not concerning steroid abusers chasing rubber around does that just fine. As do the hilarious lawsuits that actually make it to your courts. If any of this offends you, I suggest that instead of attacking other countries or getting defensive, you should probably do something to change it, like not allowing people that believe in fairies or the sociopathy of Ayn Rand to lead you into wars and economic ruin. We tried that over here a few times, and it really did not work out too well. Just sayin, ameribro, just sayin. We love you goofy bastards, we just wish you'd all aim a bit higher;

>> No.4322717

The truth is, the food shortage in America is now starting to really bite.
They are being forced to live off cups of hot snow, North Korean aid and birds Tuesday.
And heroin.

>> No.4322723

>>4322717
all joking aside, you do have to wonder about a country that's putting "cellulose" and "textured protein" into damn near everything. Sorry folks, but agribusiness waste and wood pulp does not a good meal make.

>> No.4322747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo3FBo9hlow

>> No.4322837

>>4322723
Ever since the vegans took over Americans are no longer allowed to eat real meat products because they are "immoral." Please save us!

>> No.4322932

>>4322633
Blood sausage is a type of sausage. Do you really think sausages commercially sold in the US really only contain minced muscle meat as opposed to mechanically recovered trimmings, fat and ground up organs?

>> No.4322948

>>4322660
there's no meat in the universe?

>> No.4322976

>>4322948
bump

>> No.4323716

>>4322932
don't forget the bread/ rusk they use as filler.

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>>4322644
unless you're a fucking dog, or a talking donkey or some other non-person type of people. he means anyone other then himself who he can communicate with.
you're almost there, you can clearly string a few words together, maybe if you took your head out of your ass you'd be able to understand the basics of the English mother fucking language. fuck.

and for you law fags, fuck you, I know people and persons are legal entities but we're all human beings on here... right, guys.. lol