/ck/ - Food & Cooking

oh god you make me want to drive right back into town and buy a hungr bustr and a medium pop

also clean yer table

Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a fucking 24 oz bottle of jack instead of all those flasks?

>>4307748
HHHOOOLLLLY SHHEEIIIITT

you must be so goddamned obese, I shudder to think.

>>4307777
if i buy more i drink more

>>4307748
please, OP, I can't believe I'm saything this....but if you're gonna eat that shit, please buy light beer and clear spirits. This, this isn't natural.

Do the world a favor and drink that bottle of glass cleaner too.

>All dat shitty beer
When the last time you ate a veggie, man?

>ragingalcoholic.jpg

Are as unimpressed with their chili cheese fries as I was?
2soggy4me

Wendy's appreciates your patronage. They will use your money for a good cause in fighting for a better tomorrow. In return, you will be nourished with high quality, nutrient dense food items which will ensure a long and healthy life.

>>4307862
they were alright. i'm not a big fan of fries to begin with though.

>>4307857
Progun is our resident alcoholic.

>>4307873
>budweiser
You guys got really shitty alcoholics

A grilled chicken breast, arugula, generic wisconsin chevre, walnuts, and as soon as I finish the dishes, a Dogshit Head Indian Brown Ale

ITT: Who is progun guis?

>>4307873
I doubt he even drinks every day. Much less gets drunk every day.

>>4307884
Even so this is probably one of his worst. Srs.

>>4307748
how long's it take to you to drink all that?

>>4307897
a day or two

>>4307882
>empty plastic bags everywhere
>trash everywhere instead of inside plastic bags

Person should be shot in the head.

>>4307748
>Monster Rehab
>YEAR, that'll fixus!

>>4307904
Even the cat is like jesus christ man

>>4307882
i would happily live like this

>>4307918
not sure I'd be happy, but I'd find a way to take comfort in it. I guess

>>4307918
ugh

>>4307918
sorry i meant it for >>4307882

but in a way it applies to you as well.

>>4307918
I could... as long as I never let a single person into my apartment.

>>4307932
eh, spend some time as an alcoholic shut-in. It grows on you in a weird, miserable way

i am an alcoholic. I will drink now. doesnt even make me feel good. i just have this urge to drink it

the other day my mom asked me if im an alcoholic and i told her, no i am not.

>>4307927
>find a way to take comfort in it
Grab a couple yard trash bags and take 10 minutes out of your day?

>>4307939
You're not an alcoholic until it's a well known fact.

while were on the subject i have a friend who used to be clever, witty, funny, fast talking.

one day someone sucker punched him and he hit his head on a sidewalk curb

since then hes really quiet and just sits at home getting drunk and smoking weed by himself.

when he smokes weed he cant even talk, you try to talk to him and he just shrugs, every once in a while he will try to put out a sentence and it will come out as a jumble of words.

even off the weed he barely talks and only speaks in short 3-6 word sentences

really awkward and depressing to spend time with him. i no longer feel comfortable hanging out with him even though he used to be my best friend

>>4307939
> and i told her, no i am not.

helluva counterpoint right there

>>4307949

that sucks. he can probably get a pretty good settlement out of the guy that punched him though.

>>4307949
That was not on the subject

>>4307949
What, did he go to the ER immediately after he got punched? It might also not be a cognitive thing, and instead be an emotional thing from the trauma. Either way, if you care about him, you need to get him to a specialist.

>>4307814
Yeah, it looks like you really got it under control as is.

>>4307953
he prolly does and just refills a bunch of old pints

or he doesn't really drink and just saves old bottles to show off

>>4307962
I knew a chick who would fill good quality pints with the shittiest stuff from a handle so she would look more classy at gatherings.

>>4307966
lol, imagine when someone wanted a drink and thought they were getting high quality stuff

Listen up nignogs,

>go to White Castle
>acquire double jalapeño cheeseburgers and chicken rings
>no middle bun for the burgers
>extra onion too
>put the chicken rings into the burger

I can usu only eat 3 of them. Fantastic

Alcohol has different qualities? And here I thought getting drunk was the point!

>>4307997
b-but...I care about my health

>>4308052
Then you should just constantly exercise in order to consume good food

>>4308067
Right, so why are you advocating the consumption of fast food? I mean, in order for food to be good, it helps if it's actually food. It's not like it's hard to cook a burger, nor do they require specialty equipment or any particular skill.

Where's your two liter coke bottle of chewing tobacco spit OP? I know it's somewhere around there.

>>4307939
The last year before I hit the wagon I was drinking during work. I didn't enjoy it either. You reach a point where you just drink so you can function. It used to be I would just smoke some weed after a bender to hit even. Than drug testing fixed that. What's odd is I'm not one of those people who is tempted much, at this point anyway, to drink again. I just remember how fucking terrible I felt, all the time.

>>4307997
You need to replace the chicken rings with the new shrimp nibblers man. Get it together. I made a thread about them a while back.

>>4308096
I've never ever been able to duplicate a white castle slider at home. I don't know anyone who has either.

>>4308096
Oh jfc you faggot fast food is "real" food.
Just because they put ingredients in it that you don't like doesn't mean it's not food.
That said it only becomes unhealthy and can make you sick if it's all you eat, and eat it frequently.

And what's so much more healthy of cooking a homemade burger anyway? You're in likelihood to consume MORE calories because you'll make the beef patties bigger, add extra condiments, and will most likely get thicker bread. Not to mention more servings assuming you buy an ample size of ground beef when you do.

Dammnit Progun, i see no gun in your OP pic. Did you sell your 1911 to fund the fast food and bud? Or is it because .45 is non available in your area, the same as most ammo in mine....I wanna see 'Murica! I wanna see guns and fast food and cheap beer all in one shot. GIVE IT TO US!
If you don't you will suffer the hate, and watch Glock fanboys litter this board with Glocks and sausage or revolver fags and hot dogs. Move is yours Progun.

>>4307748

>>4308170
but it's not intended to -be- food
all the buns at mc d's have an ingredient used in making yoga mats.
But yo dawg, I just gonna throw this out there, no amount of exercise can fix up a constantly shit diet

>>4307949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMBHYZEkvAs

>mfw progun is back

THANK YOU SO MUCH PROGUN, I HAVE MISSED YOU

Corvina poached with spinach stems and garlic (vinegar, lemon juice, and veg. stock liquid), over leftover rice. Was good.

Am I the only one that cares that progun at least monitors his calories intake. All I ask is that if he eats this food he drinks light beer and clear liquors. Jesus, guys, I care about the man.

>>4307938
I have and I would never live like that. Even when drinking for weeks straight, hungover, puking blood (bleeding ulcers) I still threw trash in the trash can and did not make a mess around me.

It "grows on you" if you are a slob, only.

>>4308159
yeah, no, you retarded faggot. did you think this was my first rodeo?

chicken rings are superior to the shrimp nibblers

>Budweiser
>Jack Daniels

Get the fuck out of my /ck/ insufferable tripfag.

>>4308243
I heard he was dead. Dayum shame.

>>4307748
needs more gun

>>4307748
If I ate all of that in one sitting I would hibernate for a week.

And when people tell you that you need rehab they're not talking about Monster

OP, you forgot to include the packs of cigarettes you went though as well.

>>4308170
so baisically your excuse is that you're too retarded to exercise proper portion control at home, so you need others to do it for you.

>>4309213
There was a guy on /ck/ who used to argue that fast food was better than food at home because it had a nutritional listing whereas food you cook doesn't.

Yes, people are this stupid.

I drink every day and I feel great.

get rid of the shitty-looking burger

make the chili thing 3 times larger (that shits fucking tiny) and mix with the chicken nuggets, and then we'll talk

pic related; close to what I had today

>>4308532
>You must only drink Lagavulin 16 and Westvleteren 12 at all times.

I don't understand why it's taken Wendy's this long to offer chili cheese fries. They've had all those things individually since forever.

>>4307748
this is not the standard i expect from progun... he usually spends a few hours slow cooking some sort of catastrophe.... and its entertaining.

when i was unemployed i would stay up until 3am to watch his threads.. not anymore... dull.

post some recent pics of MC pleaze

>>4308532
>my /ck/
>doesn't know progun and expect this

You couldn't be newer if you tried.

>>4309219
Do you actually have a counter argument? Really doesn't seem like you do.

>>4309522
How much? I recently quit after drinking 400ml of liquor every day for 5 weeks. Quit once I started puking blood and black stuff.

>>4309653
Not him but I just shit black stuff. Sometimes green. Fuck my liver my drunk poo is fascinating.

Anyone else lose their appetite after seeing OP's pic? Do Americans really eat/drink all that?

>>4309671
Black shit and vivid nightmares are the glorious end to a 3 week, liter a day bender.

>>4309678
Yes, we all eat and drink like that every day.

>>4309652
Is a counter argument necessary?

Oh wait, it's you, the fast food avenger.

>>4309685
Really? I guess that explains the life expectancy and health care stats.

>>4309689

>>4309694
Even your insults involve food

>>4309694

pig nape, with a green leaf salad on the side
it was pretty good

>>4307949
you're a shit friend
get your buddy some medical help
he had a concussion and a brain hemorrhage
and now he's seeing/hearing things and self-medicating to cope
and you abandoned him
you piece of shit

>progun thread
>food and cooking

pick one

Why are alcohols always screaming for attention?

Anyway, I had some meat balls with a spring cabbage slaw.

>>4310260
I'm retarded.

chicken and yellow rice, as soon as I get the motivation to go eat it
I haven't eaten anything today but Doritos and I'm starving but I just don't want to eat anything

>>4307997
How about I just eat the fucking burger and chicken separately?

>>4310260
asking people what they're eating for dinner isn't really looking for attention i don't think

I wish I didn't have to tell them to hold the ketchup, it shouldn't be on there to begin with.

>Progun drinks Monster Rehab (the lemonade one at that)

You are like 500% mah nigga.

> being an alcoholic
ok I get that
> not disposing of the cans/recycling them
why

>>4310556
There's never ketchup on my Baconators. I have to add my own.

>>4307961
Holy shit I can't stop laughing.

>>4307961
>>4311518
He's talking about portion control. I'm the same way. If I buy a fifth I drink a fifth. If I only buy a pint I only drink a pint.

>all those budweisers

why don't people just buy more alcoholic beer?

>>4307748

So she went back to her mom's?

>>4311592
>why don't people just buy more alcoholic beer?
cuase the only thing in the same price range is malt liquour

>>4311562
i cant have weed and not smoke it, so i end up spending like 2x as much buying it in 10sacs.

my apartment used to kind of look like that except with coors original cans

i was drinking jack last night i barfed this morning

>>4311636

can buy a 12 pack of 7.2% ABV Sierra Nevada Torpedo for $13

>>4311803
30pk of busch is $11.99

>>4311803

right and crap mud for the rest of the week

>>4311886

wat

How's obesity OP?
>inb4 I'm not fat
>pic or you're fat srr

>>4312599

Op is well past the point of "I'm not fat"

Why do you think he's "progun"

Not because he can see his own penis

>>4312602
But he pulls Canadian land whales on the reg. You jelly of his swagger?

>>4312608
>swagger
>OP
Pick one

>>4312608
He jelly.

>>4312612
Is that a goiter, a neck hammock, or what?

>>4307748
im planning on trying wendys for lunch tomorrow

what's the best to get?

>>4312684
The. Whole. Thing.

>>4312684
Having worked at Wendy's when I was in highschool I would recommend the chicken strips or a spicy chicken burger. Ask them to make the chicken fresh because they will deepfry a new one just for you so you don't need to take the risk of getting one that has been sitting in the shelf of hours. They actually make you a fresh one if you specifically ask.

>>4312700
How long does it take to cook them?

>>4312700
d-do i have to tip them?