/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4302227
Sooooo, I take it you hate your dad's gf?

>>4302234
i dont hate her, she means well after all, but christ does she irritate me

Why are you telling us this?

Also is it established that tika masala is shit tier or something? I like it.

>>4302239
i was wondering if /ck/ can relate, living with plebs and stuff

also yes, rogan josh or bust

>>4302239
personal blog, what did you fall asleep in class faggot?

>>4302250
this guy

>>4302242
I can relate to relatives making bad food, but you came off kind of surly and pissed that she would even offer food to you.
That said, my favorite curries are vindaloos and kormas.

>>4302242
My other favourite curry is korma. I can't really handle anything spicy.

I suppose I can relate though. I live in halls with people who order food a lot, make messes, bin decent food, etc.

>>4302272
oh, i dint mean to, im just slightly exasperated by her approach to food, and cleaning (i wash the cutlery and plates before i use them, she cant into clean cutlery and plates)

i personally find vindaloos to be more spice than flavour, but ive not actually made one myself so it may well be just the one i tried

>>4302276
kormas arent bad when done right, that lovely creaminess they offer sets them apart from other curries in my opinion

>>4302272
>>4302276
>>4302288
Kormafags can you point me to a recipe you've had success with or give me any hints to make a goodass one?

>>4302300
use lots of coconut milk, plus double cream of you can handle a little extra fat

>>4302300
To make it really good, you've got to use the soaked and ground up cashews that most korma recipes call for. That and lots of coconut milk, like the other poster said.

Japanese Curry
Indian Curry
American Curry

In that order

>>4302351
>cashews

I've tried that chicken tiki masalas crap before and it tastes like a shitty version of chicken and rice with cream of chicken soup

>>4302353
NO. YOU ARE GAY, GET OUT.

>>4302360
it is

>>4302353
No, it's:

Indian Curry
Thai Curry
All other Southern Asian/Indonesian curries
Caribbean Curry
British Curry
Japanese Curry
American Curry

>>4302371
i approve of this, but is there such a thing as a british curry?

>>4302250
this

>>4302376
yes

>>4302381
but, didn't they import the idea from india?

>>4302381
you sure bro? im british and ive never even heard of such a thing, aside from more modern adaptions of indian curries that seem to have become popular in a few places

You sound like an ass.

>>4302395
ur moms an ass

>>4302368
how the hell can brits consider it their national dish then? it isn't even fucking BRITISH!!!

>>4302402
They only consider the bastardized version of it their national dish. What you get in the UK has about as much to do with Indian food as a box of General Tso in the US does to realy Chinese food.

>>4302402

>>4302402
I guess because the Americans stole their Apple pie and fish n chips

>>4302441
rhubarb crumble is best pudding, pie a shit

>>4302227
>someone offered to make you food
>look down on them
cum on

>>4302376
it's called tikka masala, invented by the britfags for the britfags

>>4302394
My grandma used to make a curry with raisins in which i'm pretty sure was a british thing. I don't really remember much about it apart from that i didn't like it.

>>4302462
>for the plebs
ftfy

>>4302461
thats a fair point, raisins are disgusting

>>4302441
I don't think we have a national dish but if we did it would be pizza

>>4302441
I'd say that the true United States foods are poor working class immigrant varieties of traditional foods. A hamburger in the United States is absolutely nothing like a hamburg steak in Germany.

I would venture the same is true for pizzas and burritos and curries.

>>4302540

>nothing like a hamburg steak in Germany
A hamburger was never intended to be anything like a steak, hence why they're made out of fucking ground beef.

As for pizzas, I'm pretty sure we've made them better, rather than worse.

>>4302540
hamburgers were invented in the US you dope

connecticut to be specific

>>4302557
>I don't know what a hamburg "steak" is.

no one cares, you miserable cunt

>>4302540
>same is true for pizzas
That'd work better if pizza actually originated in Italy and not New York. Granted it was Italian immigrants who did it, but it wasn't an old world dish they were recreating.

>>4302571
That is completely unprovable, you dope.

I always shake my head reading Amerifats claiming to 'invent' European foods when they're just recreations.
Next Amerifats will be claiming to invent sushi because of the California roll.
>just ignore the science and history that contradicts anything.

It reminds me when I was in Hapan and had to listen to a bunch of Japanese insist for hours they had invented the strawberry.

Americans approach cuisine like cult members.
The only place I think that could be of the same mindset would be North Korea but there's no evidence because they're starving to death and foodless.

>>4302675
Sorry *Fapan

>>4302675
We're like 3M.

We didn't make it, we made it better.

>>4302679
With many foods I'd indeed agree.
But then we come to Fried Chicken.
America- explain yourself!

>>4302684
Found a new favorite food, did you?

>>4302675
>Amerifats claiming to 'invent' European foods
e.g....?

>>4302687
Anon just was at the beach and got a tan

>>4302698
Not that Anon, but here's some shut I've heard.
Pizza.
Macaroni
Pancakes
Burgers
Fries
Pale beer
Rum
Eating clams!
Whisky- though he later corrected that to bourban
Chop suey
Cola
Macadamia nuts

There you go champ

>>4302679
hah
my friends dad got sued by 3M for stealing their trademark logo.

>>4302675

If you judge an entire group of people by their loudest and most obnoxious members, you'll get a skewed perspective.

I think most Americans agree that all their food traditions are ultimately derived from others, then subtly adapted and changed.

On that note, the same can be said of almost every single food culture.

>>4302804
The alcohol and pancakes are a bit much

I make ghetto curry. I just throw in some ginger, garlic, garam, onions, tumeric and than yoghurt. And whatever meat I find in my freezer. I'm sure it tastes like shit to experts but it's my go to drunk food when I'm tired of eggs and potatoes. Love it.

I need to start making my own paneer, becase palak paneer is god-tier, but it never comes out right.

>>4302804
I had an American trying to convince a room of Brits Ben Franklin invented bread if that counts

Should have ate the curry and saved the steak for another day. You were rude.

>>4302804
I'm a bit skeptical that any American has ever claimed credit for any of those. The inclusion of chop suey sort-of pushes your list into "making shit up" territory.

Or maybe your native informant(s) only meant to credit the U.S. with the differences that those dishes have, compared with their foreign prototypes. Would any Chinese person really want to claim credit for the dish served at greasy Chinese restaurants in the U.S. called chop suey? Do the Belgians want to be recognized for every McDonalds fry? Does Pizza Hut employ authentic Italian recipes, ingredients, and cook methods?

>>4303663
wat

>>4303663
All my wtf?