/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4301171
Fried corn meal with meat, some toasties, a good old glass of chocolate milk, and now I'm thinking in your reference to vodka and thinking there are two Malzbier tins to crack in my fridge.

didn't take a picture, but I went easy today. Banana french toast. It was good but I forgot how I don't like bread in the morning. Should've made an omelet.

>tfw

>>4301171
jesus christ

that's like 1000 calories

This is delicious, but very ungainly.
I have egg yolk in my beard now.

Fuck.

what's in this 'spiced yogurt'?

A nice hot cup of tea that makes me smell of licorice.
I rarely get hungry before 3pm unless I've been doing extra cardio.
>tea and vodka
Sir, it's before 8am

Fried eggs with cottage cheese, chicken, flask seeds, red pepper and A FUCKING AVOCADO. Also, greek yoghurt.

God damn it avocados taste like shit.

>>4301189
>God damn it avocados taste like shit.
Protip: they can be made salty or sweet, it's up to you. If you don't like them one way, try the other.

If sweet: sugar and lemon juice.
If salty: salt, garlic and bits of pepper sauce.

>>4301194
It was my first time.

I just peeled it and threw it in raw. Am I doing it wrong?

Porridge with dried fruit, nuts and honey. I toasted the oats in a frying pan first and it definitely improved the flavour.

>>4301194
I've never had sweet avacado, that sounds nice.

>>4301200
...well, you are. Pure, without condiments, avocado has a poor taste - it's greasy, even considering it's a fruit.

The best way is cutting it in halves, taking the large seed out, then spreading the condiments, then eating with a spoon.

>>4301209
>it's greasy, even considering it's a fruit

Avocados are majority fat, that might be why.

>>4301171
Some white cheddar cheez-its and a glass of juice.

>>4301209
>avocado has a poor taste - it's greasy

Creamy is a better word. I find avocado by itself delicious as long as it's properly ripe. They tend to vary in quality. A good avocado is delicious.

>>4301239

I agree with this. Still tastes great with salt or sugar though. Usually I use sugar.

I had a small turkish stone baked bread roll filled with avocado and salami.

>>4301209
I can just spoon out that shit, damn good.

>>4301239
Eat it mashed with [sweetened] condensed milk.

>>4301189

>>4301185
>Sir, it's before 8am
it tastes good

just the right burn to get me up in the morning

I made rabanadas after the Anon in the challenge sticky, with some sliced peaches. Really, really good. No picture cause I ate it all.

>>4301171

I had donuts with eggs in them, and the remainder of my chocolate cake that was used to make this.

roast chicken breast and a glass of water

being ill rocks :/

A can of beer, a bratwurst and deep, soul searing depression.

>2 eggs over easy
ok. fine
>2 slice sharp cheddar
processed cheese food
>4 slice turkey breast
processed with god knows what
>2 slice dry homemade rosemary toast
suspiciously looking like any dry old store bought home made pita
>1/2 cup spiced yoghurt
ooh what else do i have that sounds clever? also in a plastic pot
>one glass tea and vodka
you are beyond gross

i generally have fruit and protein for breakfast

Breakfast: 2 shots of vodka and a glass of orange juice.

It's been a weird week, and today is no different. I wasn't going to drink today, until things got weird.

>>4301651

only two? anyway, start rocking mimosas and fruit salads

>>4301652
Do you get your protein from a powdered mix, or just straight from some dude's cock?

>>4301171
>AND I BUILT IT ALL WITH THAT HAMMER!

Ok I'm used to the gun and knife /k/ food deal by now, but a hammer and duct tape?? What is this, a /diy/ meal?

4 cups of coffee and a Lucky Strike

it's 1:30 PM

>>4301698
>breakfast of champions, r-right guise?

>>4301705
Keepin' young and beautiful

>>4301698
Only one Lucky Strike? And no alcohol in your coffee? I'm disappointed in you, son.

>>4301176
You're retarded that's not close to 1k.

>>4301714
One at a time, I have to smoke outside. No alcohol, I have to quit that shit.

>>4301698
>Not smoking an American Spirit Perique Blend cigarette

What are you, some kind of skinhead?

My shitty iron chef entry this morning. tasted great doe

>>4301724
Lucky Strikes are $12 a carton online buddy

>>4301718
Grow a pair and grab a beer, Nancy. That shit ain't drinking itself.

>>4301725
>doe

>>4301725

>>4301730
If I grab a beer, I'll grab 15 beers. Then where am I? Drunk at home alone on 4chan.

>>4301628
is it weird that that looks kinda good?

>5 Whole Eggs
>1/3 Cup of Oatmeal
>Half Cup of Walnuts
Mad calories, mad healthy.
I'm gonna go back to /fit/ now.

>>4301171

>cheddar
>turkey breast

you really don't need that for breakfast bro
your intestinal flora must be screaming blue murder

>>4301652
>suspiciously looking like any dry old store bought home made pita
>what else do i have that sounds clever? also in a plastic pot

go see a doctor bruh
your eyes are whack

>and you're a dick