[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 33 KB, 477x514, Desmond-Bryant-Mugshot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287677 No.4287677 [Reply] [Original]

me eating a
McDonald's CBO + 40oz Mickeys Ice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4cz_fw0RoA

any of u think u can beat me?

>> No.4287681

btw yes im chubby I know

>> No.4287683

Eat a fucking salad.

>> No.4287687

>>4287683
Not a huge fan honestly.

>> No.4287695

anyone else have vids like this of themselves?

>> No.4287696

Jesus fuck you're fat.

>> No.4287698

>>4287696
my friend does the same and him nor his gf are "fat"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dghRYvpe56k

>> No.4287699

>>4287677

wtf is a mickeys ice, i want one. only have regular mickeys

>> No.4287701

>>4287699
I like it better then reg mickeys and has a slightly higher alcohol content

>> No.4287704

Get out, this is a shoenice household.

>> No.4287708

Is this just a thing fat people do? There are tons of videos on Youtube of fatties eating McDonalds too fast and then chugging a 40. I don't get it.

>> No.4287710

>>4287708
Skinny people do it too

>> No.4287711

>>4287698
>him nor his gf are "fat"
You trollin
Those are fat humans

>> No.4287715

>>4287711
no fat is like huge whale status, this isnt the 60s anymore most people are slightly over weight do u ever go out?

>> No.4287724

bump

>> No.4287729

>>4287710
post vid

>> No.4287733

>>4287729
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN0DZsRBzkA

>> No.4287743

>>4287742
If you say so

>> No.4287746

>>4287733
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! He's not skinny - not even close.

>> No.4287741

>>4287733
He wasn't timed and didn't chug a 40. It's a fatty thing.

>> No.4287742

>>4287715
What? They're fat, just not very fat. The correct term for whales is "obese".

But to reiterate, your friends are fat. Fatty mc fat fats

>> No.4287748

>>4287746
LOL whats skinny to u heroin addict look?

>> No.4287754

>>4287743
And ugly, they're ugly too.

>> No.4287757

>>4287754
lol im sure your a beauty

>> No.4287766

>>4287757
ya thats what I thought

>> No.4287768

>>4287757
>>4287766
And dumb, in the stupid kinda way.

>> No.4287769

>>4287768
So wheres the pics model playboy?

>> No.4287772

This is the worst thread I've seen on /ck/ today, and today wasn't exactly a shining example of how not to shitpost either

>> No.4287774

>>4287772
Dont like it move on then

>> No.4287775

at least he's drinking water

>> No.4287785

>>4287775
lol hydration

>> No.4287787

>>4287743
seriously, get out of the flyover states mate. Out west everyone exercises.

>> No.4287793

>>4287787
And most are fags, im good

>> No.4287797

>>4287677
holy shit you're fat

>> No.4287801

Hey OP, you might want to check out /fit/, they have some good advice on weight loss and stuff

>> No.4287803
File: 39 KB, 307x485, 1362122587744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287803

>>4287793
10/10 response

>> No.4287805

>>4287801
Not a huge fan of the gym or diets

>> No.4287808

>>4287805
We can tell

Enjoy dying at 45 broseph

>> No.4287810

>>4287808
I know many who are way heavier then me living at 70 and beyond, and even if I did die young, id die enjoying it.

>> No.4287819

>>4287808
I did go to the gym before, used the free membership from an ad in the paper and just walked in the locker room naked

>> No.4287820

>saw video length
>fucking six minutes?, that's cake.
>read title of 2:25
>I can't beat that shit

>>4287683
Pic related:
"people think salads are the enemy of fat people. that's completely untrue. fat people love salads: they're delicious."

PSA: Being a fat ass and/or burden on society is nothing to be proud of, anon. There's no reason your '95 civic scraped that speed bump other than your dumb ass ordering extra cheese last night.

>> No.4287821

>>4287677
I'm good.

>> No.4287825
File: 77 KB, 655x480, ralphie_may.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287825

>>4287820

>> No.4287827

>>4287825
isnt he rich?

>> No.4287830
File: 316 KB, 621x621, 1357093474379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287830

Just hearing you eat is disgusting.

>> No.4287832

>>4287830
didnt make you hard?

>> No.4287838

>>4287698
That woman is fat. I don't know if you are trolling or not, and I don't care. That woman is fat. That man is in terrible health himself. Slow as fuck. Do you even posture, bro?

>> No.4287842

>>4287838
not trolling at all, and i find her cute

>> No.4287846

>>4287838
lol @ posture

>> No.4287850
File: 51 KB, 359x305, 1361775669284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287850

>>4287698
>neither him nor his gf are "fat"
What drugs are you on?

>> No.4287854

>>4287850
I dont use drugs

>> No.4287861

that burger looks delicious op. i didn't know mcdonalds made good food. brb going to mcdonalds

>> No.4287865

>>4287861
ya its pretty good

>> No.4287873

>>4287842
It doesn't change her weight. I like fat/chubby girls and I can tell you that girl is definitely fat. And also ugly as shit.

>> No.4287875

>>4287873
shes not ugly u pissant

>> No.4287877

>>4287875
I wish I had low standards like you.

>> No.4287878

>>4287875

From what I can see of this incredibly low res video she looks pretty fugly, bro. But hey, different strokes right? You like ugly fatties and I don't.

>> No.4287884

>>4287878
true.

>> No.4287889
File: 14 KB, 333x279, 1345869502455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287889

>>4287875
>whiteknighting for a fat chick in a 240p youtube video

We're getting a primetime slot, co/ck/s. It's ours.

>> No.4287892

>>4287889
yea and?

>> No.4287896

>>4287698
nigga that bitch is fat

take your quotation marks and shove them up your ass, if you can reach.

she is fucking fat.

>> No.4287897
File: 199 KB, 500x282, archerdangerzone.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287897

>>4287892
Nothing else. You like fat girls and that's OK.

>> No.4287899

>>4287897
pretty much lol

>> No.4287902

>>4287896
hey fuck u fag

>> No.4287903
File: 2.17 MB, 540x268, 1359880432198.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287903

OP is way too fat and stupid for me. I'm out.

>> No.4287905

>>4287903
good fuck off

>> No.4287909

>>4287905
Aw nigga, you gon get real mad when I send you to the Hungry Man thread where lazy, fat fucks like you get told about your sinister ways.

>> No.4287911

>>4287909
link?

>> No.4287914

>>4287911
Four threads down, illiterate nigger.

>> No.4287916

>>4287914
link me

>> No.4287920

>>4287914
saw it and commented prick and lol @ being made fun of that wasnt shit in there

>> No.4287924

>>4287920
You're doing quite well at making yourself look like a retard. Thanks for doing anon's job.

>> No.4287925

>>4287924
Id bet id beat the shit out of u

>> No.4287930
File: 92 KB, 1441x769, 1362190984323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287930

>>4287902
>>4287905
>>4287911
>>4287916
>>4287920
>>4287925
>implying any of these are the OP
You retards get rused easily.

>> No.4287931

>>4287930
I am op and ur a bitch

>> No.4287936
File: 92 KB, 1207x623, mod2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287936

>>4287925
Oh boy here we go. Internet tough guy.
Even if your fat ass could waddle far enough to even hit anyone, I'm certain you'd have a heart attack from the exertion.

>> No.4287938
File: 245 KB, 1094x755, gotfreedomtodowhateverchoosestoeatmacburgerswholelife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287938

>Hey anon, what is your greatest accomplishment of all time?
>I once ate a McDonald's burger and drank an ale under 3 minutes! Can you imagine!?

This is why we can't nice things anymore.

>> No.4287939

>>4287930
No one ever implied that was OP.

>> No.4287941
File: 47 KB, 678x417, Pw7qeCY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287941

>>4287936
and i bet i have a nicer car then u, u piece of shit. pic related my whip

>> No.4287945

>>4287938
This man is a legend and a real human bean.

>> No.4287946
File: 79 KB, 853x639, mod5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287946

>>4287941
Oh my god, please be real. I live in NJ and I would love to slash your tires.

>> No.4287947

>>4287946
im in south jersey pussy

>> No.4287949

>>4287947
>posts license plate and car
>tells where he lives
This is too easy. Hope you don't need to drive anywhere these next couple days.

>> No.4287950

>>4287947
thats what I thought pussy no response

>> No.4287951

>>4287949
OH WOW THE BIG MAN REPLIED, OH DEAR

>> No.4287954

>>4287949
and when u see me u will know fear. and u will know my car and my riches are worth more then ur life

>> No.4287962

>>4287954
0/178

>> No.4287965

>>4287962
what

>> No.4287967

oh man. someone please tell me this OP is real and not just an elaborate troll. this is the funniest shit I have seen on 4chan in months.

>implying anyone could actually be this stupid

>> No.4287968

>>4287967
im not stupid, u wanna come to nj and get ur face smashed too

>> No.4287970

>>4287968

Hahahah sure. Post your address, I'll be right down.

>> No.4287976

>>4287970
I posted enough clues come see me

>> No.4287978

>>4287976
What are you, a pussy?

>> No.4287981

>>4287976
Google Translate: I've only been hit by my mother so now you can watch my tortoise-like ass roll around on my back after I get knocked over.

>> No.4287986
File: 86 KB, 476x306, 1361037017783.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4287986

>>4287981
lost it!

>> No.4287992

>>4287981
U think u intimidate me ill break ur faggot face see me

>> No.4287996

>>4287992
You're trying too hard. Trolling is a art.

>> No.4288001

>>4287992
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.4288007

>>4287996
U see me now I'm normal vision ya know see me in 3d aka real life and ill bring it to u

>> No.4288009

>>4288007
aaannnddd you're done

>> No.4288019

>>4288009
U got my info come see me bitch do it take pics when u do u have the info

>> No.4288027
File: 628 KB, 172x192, 1346114809057.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4288027

>>4288019

>> No.4288033

>>4288027
Ya that's what I thought u little faggot

>> No.4288047

>>4288033
Well, when you come to Denver, Colorado, we'll talk.

>> No.4288057

>>4288047
You will suffer by me

>> No.4288073

>>4288009
Ill rip ur eyes out with a ice cream scoop and pulverize u