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4283073 No.4283073 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever eaten so much it hurts to move?

PS: It hurts when I move, wat do?

>> No.4283076

>>4283073


You need to eat through the paid...did you have desert? maybe just a milkshake snack?

>> No.4283083

Twice. One time it ended in vomiting, the other time I just tried to go to sleep and the pain went away slowly. Felt pretty gross in the morning. In both cases there was alcohol involved and in one of the cases it was basically an eating contest between me and my dad. Both of us are skinny.

tl;dr induce vomiting, or tough it out and it will go away on its own

>> No.4283123

>>4283083
>Americans

>> No.4283127

>>4283123

I know you are but what am I?

>> No.4283141
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4283141

Yes. Ate fifty of these fried dumplings from Prosperity Dumpling in NYC. Best part, it only cost $10 to eat myself into a state of torment.

>> No.4283148

I ate a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts consecutively, I still didn't feel full.

>the only thing that hurt was thinking of how much of a fat fuck I am

>> No.4283184

Every time I go to fogo de chao (brazillian steakhouse, where they bring you unlimited meat on swords), or nori-nori (probably the only good sushi buffet in the world). I paid good money for all I could eat, and I'm going to fucking get it while I'm young, and my metabolism can handle it. By the time I'm 40 meat and fish will probably be super-luxury goods. I might as well make hay while the sun shines.

>> No.4283212

Only once. I hadn't eaten in 36 hours for... various reasons. I decided to sate my hunger at a Chinese buffet. I parked the car about half a mile away, it took me almost 40 minutes to cover that distance.

>> No.4283213

>>4283184
I love me some Fogo de Chao. I always go in there and gorge myself on meat then go home and slip into a small meat-induced coma for a few hours.

Been over a year since I last went, I think it's about time to go again.

>> No.4283250

>>4283148

>>4283141 here.
Had a friend who ate 6 Luther burgers, using 2 crispy cremes per burger. It was impressive.

>> No.4283258
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4283258

>>4283184
>Unlimited meat
>On swords
>Closest restaurant is 2250 km away

Fuuuuuuuuck.

>> No.4283271

>>4283184

sweet mother of fuck I love Fogo de Chao

Unfortunately I don't live near one, but I do live near a Texas de Brazil, which is essentially the same thing. Same food served the same way.

>> No.4283280

Had it yesterday, actually. It was terrible

>Free buffet before going out on Friday
>Plate after plate after plate of free food
>Leave restaurant, head to a bar
>Start drinking beer
>Stomach is so full it feels like beer just won't go down
>Pretty much paralised for half an hour
>Feel like throwing up, body feels cold
>Dear God please kill me now
>Half an hour goes, feel better, blood flow to brain is resumed

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>> No.4283323

>>4283258
Sounds like a good excuse for a day trip. I know I would if I didn't have to cross the fecking ocean

>> No.4283338

>>4283323
Theres churrascaria places in london, and most major european cities. Don't know if they compare to fogo de chao though. Same concept. Unlimited meat on swords, with a salad/side bar, for a set price.

>> No.4283359

>>4283184
You suave atlantan anon! go to swapna for delicious indian buffet, it's on cobb pkwy

>> No.4283381

>>4283359
Never been. Ill look it up. Panahar is my go to indian buffet. Its on buford highway, with all the good pho places, and taco joints. Seriously check out the fiesta mall food court if you're on buford. You'll be surrounded by mexicans selling imitation spider-man pinatas, and discount piercings, but the carnitas are amazing. Also, Dai loi does god tier pho.

>> No.4283544

>>4283184
>nori-nori (probably the only good sushi buffet in the world)

OP here, that is the reason for my current pain, are you a wizard?

>>4283148
>>4283250

I think baked goods compress a lot in your stomach. Not so for denser carbs like noodles or rice.