/ck/ - Food & Cooking

slice up some jalapeno peppers and put them on a freezer pizza with sriracha. makes the shittiest freezer pizza into a pizza that just tastes like hot

warning: your asshole will hate you when you shit it out

>>4282426
Sorry I can't give you anything else... that's all I use sriracha for and I'll do that once every two weeks or so

Just put it on everything, really.

There isn't much in the world that can't be made better by adding chili + garlic.

My fav pairings are probably on burgers, but I also usually add some to the pot when I'm making spaghetti sauce. Also, try mixing it with ketchup about 50/50 and using that for dipping.

>are there any other awesome hot sauces like this?

I wouldn't even bother asking /ck/ that because everyone has their own opinion and most everyone here likes to think their opinion is greater than all others.

If you're wanting to try some other asian style chili sauces, I'd suggest seeing if there are any asian grocers in your area and just trying a few out. When I lived in Singapore the chinese girl I was dating was really fond of a chili sauce called "Yeo's", and I know I've seen it in US grocery stores before. Haven't tried it myself though

Cheeto puffs + sriracha = fuckign awesome

Also M&Ms, who knew?

I put that shit on my lean pockets it's awesome.

Sriracha goes on everything about as well as ketchup does. I prefer a hot sauce without sugar as a main ingredient such as tapatio, cholula, or el yucateco. Sriracha has its uses in Asian food but its flavor is way too overpowering and sweet to consider it an all purpose sauce

>>4282449
>cholula

mah nigga right here

I love that shit.

You know your a homo hipster for buying that inferior rooster crap brand. But you homosexual obama loving hipsters are so ingrained in your own bullshit that you're too far gone to pull out.|

This is the real shit pictured here, shark brand, from Thailand you fucking poser hipster homosexual, I bet you walk around unshaven and think that it's cool.

Homosexual hipsters really piss me off!

>>4282439
>Lean pockets
>awesome

You homo hipsters can only dream of sucking my heterosexual cock. Now, learn what real Sriraca is you fucking homosexuals that want to look like muslim terrorists with beards and shit. You know that you can piss off.

>>4282460

>implying bragging about getting "the real thing from its "native country" isn't extremely hipster

Stay mega-hipster, anon-kun :)

I used to be a Cock sauce partisan until I tasted this

Shit will set your mouth ablaze for minutes

>>4282460
>>4282501

dis the good stuffs.

>I grew up eating anglo saxon mush and now I want to argue about babby's first exposure to a thing that isn't brownish grey and made of boiled mushrooms, steamed potatoes, steamed cabbage, or boiled meat, yet it's been in the grocery store the whole time

Every hot sauce thread ever. Can't wait until tomorrow when you anemic hemophiliac IBS fags whine about how you were on the shitter for 2 hours because you ate something that wasn't frozen chicken tenders

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>>4282460
Flying goose is pretty boss too.

My dad used to make this grilled chicken that he marinated in cock sauce, soy sauce, pepper flakes, fresh garlic and lemon juice. Was pretty good for a quick fuck it I can't be bothered to slow cook this shit type recipe

Leftover pizza + sriracha = the breakfast of champions.

>>4282550

You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs out of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

>>4283407

No. stop it right the fuck now. /ck/ does not need a gorilla warfare pasta.

>>4283424
How about a lion chef copypasta?

>>4283407
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Got some leftover fried rice? Heat it up and add some siracha for a god tier lunch.

>>4282550
Why are you so upset about hot sauce?

I only like it because it doesn't contain vinegar, I hate vinegar with a passion and this is the only hot sauce I've found that doesn't have a huge amount of it. I've got flying goose brand as it's the one tesco happens to stock.

>>4282439
its about the only thing next to tobasco chipotle that puts flavor in the pizza lean pockets.

Am I the only person who doesn't care for Sriracha? The Thai flavors leave an unpleasant aftertaste in my opinion.

mayo
srirachi
dip

redhot is better

I make pizza at home a lot but can't get the crust I desire. I usually finish the crusts off with sriracha. The garlic flavor works considering it's pizza, and I also like a bit of spice with pizza too.

I like the thickness of sriracha because it doesn't drip everywhere like watery hot sauces do.

>>4282501
This lack clarity and continuity. Please revise. Keep your main point in mind as you rewrite.