/ck/ - Food & Cooking

the hot pockets.
that low sodium soup is really bad.

>>4280008
ramen and slices of cheese

>mild cheddar natural cheese
>natural cheese
>natural
>cheese
i really don't understand how you can eat that orange shit

>>4280035

I hope your glad I didn't grab a block of Velveeta. Cheddar is a very nice, mild, melting cheese that goes well with many dishes, I don't see what the problem is here?

>>4280048
It's orange, cheddar is meant to be yellow.

>>4280008
le top trole OP

XD lol

>>4280060

all of the merican cheddar is orange, I don't think I've ever seen yellow cheese, except the wiz.

>>4280035
>>4280060

Why do you care what color it is? The only reason it's orange is because of annatto which is from a tree, and is not an artificial coloring agent. It IS "natural".

hummmm...what do we have here?

new item you say?

Put the hot pockets, tamales, and low sodium soup on the pizza. Bake at 400 degrees for 25 minutes. Then throw it away and make some real food because all of that looks like ass.

well shit, that doesn't look very good.

>>4280035
>i'm not used to it, must be unnatural

It's like I'm really peeking into a trailer. I am so glad I have a excellent paying job and taste, that pic is just depressing.

Sage because nothing in that pic is what normal adults consider food.

>just got back from the store
I hope to never see this in my pantry after 2 weeks of not going to the store

>>4280097

You sound really jelly, of all my quick and easy merican freedom supplies.

>>4280099

b-but everyone likes ramen, pizza and cheese.

maybe, I can fix it?

>>4280008
>a bunch of shit tier disgusting lardo food
>one can of "Healthy Choice" soup

>mfw

>>4280104
k, enjoy your disgusting shit while contemplating how free you are to eat garbage

>mfw Canadian gov't imposes restrictions on unhealthy foods and in return gives us free health care

>>4280107
Nope, only you sad fucks. Those of us with common sense know that instant ramen is disgusting and terrible for you. That isn't pizza and that "cheese" is processed garbage, I wouldn't eat anything in that pic if you paid me.

I bet op thinks that popping that pizza in the oven is cooking.

>>4280107
Idk, it just seems to me like you got a bunch of sides, or a bunch of entrees with a lack of sides. Either way Iown like it. For lunch, put the tamale inside the tortilla and put some. Cheddar on it, then chicken soup on the side? Maybe even cut open the tamale and reheat that stuff manually in a pan, you have enough tortillas for it

>>4280121

well, by definition it is technically "cooking"

>>4280132
This board just gets sadder by the day.

>>4280117

>return gives us free health care

silly pacifist, that's not how it works but you'll always be mericas' ugly cousin.

really needs to be more spicy, too.

>>4280145
inb4 sriracha, tabasco, or frank's

>>4280120
>that "cheese" is processed garbage,
>Package says 'Natural Cheese'

>>4280131

yeah, kinda. I need a lot of ramen to use up all these frozen vegetables that are taking up way too much space in my freezer.

>>4280145
>>4280150
inb4 capsaicin extract

>>4280150
>>4280171

naw bro's how about some homemade pickled, jalapenos, habanero, bird chili, carrots, onion, celery and cauliflower?

>>4280168
>how do I make soup

nigga you don't even need ramen, stop being lazy

>>4280184

but ramen cooks in three minutes which is also the exact time it takes to cook frozen vegetables in the broth.

>>4280183
photo looks like shit and i don't understand the last four ingredients but sounds pretty legit.

also you really can't come up for a use for frozen veggies besides top ramen?

try making some casseroles and shit

>>4280143
regardless of how it works we have shit-tier foods banned and a better health care system than the great US of A

but that's ok, keep telling yourself that America is #1

>>4280188

it's hard to get a pic of then in the bag....

also, the last for ingredients when pickled, keep some of their own characteristics, flavor and crunch but also get spicy. also, also...it's kind of like adding a Mirepoix to stock but in this case it's pickled peppers.

Every single item is processed. That's just depressing.

>>4280194

Ok draft dodging bro, but srs'ly if they tried to ban unhealthy food in merica' there would be riots in the streets and our government would immediately be over thrown.

WHERE'S THE VEG, OP?? WHERE'S DAT GREEN STUFF? YOU NEED FRUITS AND VEG. YES, I AM YELLING AT YOU.

>>4280206
>there would be riots in the streets and our government would immediately be over thrown.
this is what amerilards actually think

>>4280206
good, our government is a corrupt piece of shit being run by our disgusting corporate food system

>>4280209

calm down bro, what do you think all this is>>4280168?

>Buying a frozen pizza that costs more than the rest of your groceries...

>>4280218
that shit is AUTHENTIC and 2 fucking pounds what's not to love??

>>4280206
>there would be riots in the streets

You guys must be really proud of cramming your bodies to the brim with shit, that is in all reality, unfit for human consumption.

>>4280218

Actually the cheese would have been more but it was 50% off 9.00 and the pizza was 8.00 but I got a 6.00 off mail in rebate (with purchase of beer *not pictured*) so it was only 2.00 which means the cheese was still more.

>>4280221
Granite counters, and that's all that you can come up with?

Must be a rental...

>>4280233
Admit it, you'll never redeem that rebate...

>>4280234

why do you have so many pictures of this dude...you stalking him on /fit/ for some spandex action?

it's time for some yummy yummy orange cheese action

>>4280238
Because it's a reaction pic, that resembles dozy, thick-headed twonks like you...

>>4280236

bro, IMMA get my monies from bitchz if it's the last thing I do.

>>4280218
>That hand
Holy shit what the fuck. That is scary shit.

>>4280008
Don't want to be a dick or anything, but that counter top looks like vomit.

>>4280255
>PBR

>>4280255
That letter is going to get snagged in the machinery that processes mail, it'll never make it...

>>4280117
>my appendix exploded :(
>get in line

>>4280261

I know, I know but I needed something to drink tonight anyway and they threw in a basically free pizza so I was like fuck it.

>>4280264

really Newman, because on the back it says you can register ONLINE for your rebate for faster processing.

>>4280265
As opposed to the American way
>My appendix exploded :(
>Do you have enough money?
>Oh well, too bad for you

>>4280261
Nothing wrong with PBR. Sometimes cheap beer sounds really good. Especially with pizza

Ok, I got a little distracted there...moving on; wouldn't some black olives be nice.,

>>4280274
Why do you feel the need to take blurry as fuck giant eye straining pictures? I legitimately hate you

>>4280275
So...What's the difference?

Why do you hate to cook, OP?

>>4280277

idk, that's just the way they come out of my camera bro....deal with it.

>>4280274
Why are you posting 8 month old photos?

>>4280285

they are all from right now, I just haven't bothered to change the date setting on my camera.

>>4280285

how could they be from 8 months ago when the rebate clearly states it's only good from 1/1/13 - 3/31/13..>>4280255?

>>4280293
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Print_screen

>>4280306
He did it to show the exif data will be like the others, only obviously taken right now...

Stop being so dumb.

>>4280008

Everything you purchased is poison. What the heck is wrong with you?

>>4280318

I like flavor?

>>4280255
HOLY SHIT THEY DON'T TEACH HOW TO ADDRESS A LETTER IN SCHOOL ANY MORE?

lets load these fuckers up and see how it is.

>>4280343

good catch...that probably would have delayed my 6 dollars for weeks.

thanks

>>4280346
HOW THE FUCK WAS IT

>>4280241

nice plates faggot.

don't forget to put some gay mustard on all of it.

learn how to focus a camera.


didn't you do this last time you got a pay check? you're the guy that ruined that gorgoous roast. you live hand to mouth don't you? its boom or bust over at your place huh?

>>4280355
the envelope has nothing to do with it

>>4280370
>didn't you do this last time you got a pay check? you're the guy that ruined that gorgoous roast. you live hand to mouth don't you? its boom or bust over at your place huh?

good catch

>>4280361

It was still dry and I only really bought it because it said "ceviche" but in reality, it was cooked shrimp and imitation crab meat, hence there really wasn't any thing I could have done to save it. Yeah, I ate it anyway but I didn't enjoy myself.

would not buy again.

>>4280370

well I guess it's still booming and the roast was delicious

>>4280377

I thought you meant I didn't put the state...so I did. although they would be able to figure it out with the damn zip code,.

>>4280410

>>4280416
half of your letters are in hybrid cursive and you don't print your numbers properly

also you should center the recipients address and not put it in the lower right corner

>>4280410
>>have tons of money
>>not living it up and instead eating olives and cheese on a quesadilla.
This is probably exactly how I would act where I as loaded as you

>>4280410

You know.. the rest of us with that much money keep it in a bank.

Personally.. I prefer brokerage accounts.

It's hard to get a bank account when your credit is shit and they've all black listed you because you live hand to mouth and don't have anything left at the end of the month though... So I guess I can understand you hanging onto it all in cash.

>>4280481

>implying I don't have a shit ton of money in several different banks because I keep maxing out the FDIC insurance limit.

also, anyone regardless of credit can open a bank account.

finally, the only hand to mouth living I do is hand shoving my processed food into my fat mouth.

>>4280460

Yeah, I went through this phase where I'd buy really expensive, imported speciality shit; then I was like WTF am I doing, it doesn't even taste that great and some it tasted like complete crap. I still don't really care how much it cost but I just want it to taste good and you know what I like....cheap ass comfort food, I can't help myself.

>>4280446

are you one of those people at the USPS that has to decipher what people like me scribble on our mail, to figure out where it's going?

>>4280514
I'm frugal as fuck and can stretch a grocery bill very far while still eating big meals. I personally avoid buying premade food though.

>>4280506
How did you get so rich? I want to be rich too.

>EXIF data
>June 9, 2012

>>4280506

no implying involved. I straight up said it.

Only niggers would think 9k is some sort of amazing amount of money.

You probably sold a used car your dead grandma left you, along with the plates.

>>4280542

lurk moar...we already had this conversation

>>4280285
>>4280293
>>4280303
>>4280306
>>4280311

>>4280555
It's an amazing ammount of pocket cash to carry around you fat fucking retard.

>>4280531

I don't generally condone buying pre-made foods beyond ramen, but in all honest this is the first time in like six or seven years I bought hot pockets and frozen pizza.

>>4280542

also look at the date on the pizza box >>4280410

there's no way they would recommend storing it for over a year.

>>4280591

It is a, literally, stupid amount of cash to carry around. Only idiots and boom and bust thugs have this much cash laying around.

Go to /adv/ and see how many people think this is wise.

>>4280506

if you actually had this, like myself, then you'd realize you'd actually just have people doing this for you. You'd also realize SIPC insurance is what you'd be concerned with, broke fag.

>>4280615
people like you are why everyone else hates rich people and why we're going to take your money

>>4280617
I don't hate rich people, I admire them.

>>4280537

I don't really have a great success story, I started working a McD's when I was 14 and saved every penny from every job after that. I put myself through school with financial aid and working at bars then grad school, trading futures on the floor and a little scholarship. After a series of bullshit jobs, I finally had enough money to go into business for myself. Bought and sold a lot of real estate when things were good and thankfully sold most of it before the market crashed. Now I've bought a lot more...dirt cheap and just rent it out, sit on my fat ass and collect checks.

>>4280623

yeah.. this does not begin to explain you having a lot of cash in hundred dollar bills. people would pay you rent checks, you would go to the bank and deposit them... or people would pay you directly through a management company.

you have cash because you are a poor person and only poor people deal in cash anymore.

>>4280615

lol, spoken like a true broke fag. You obviously don't understand wealth management or what happens when the "you know who" subpoena your financial records. There is still a slight, yet beneficial anonymity to using cash for certain transactions. NO, I wouldn't entrust my finances to someone else, I had a CPA that was embezzling once and it took me years to get back a small portion of what was stolen.

all I'm going to say is multi tiered family trust owned by an off shore corporation, owned by another off shore corporation in a country with no reciprocity or extradition treaties owned by a domestic LLC in a trust with ambiguous and hard to reach beneficiaries.

>>4280628
I'm gonna try to avoid this argument, but if he owns properties, then that means he has assets, assts that appreciate in value year after year

>buys all junk food
>opts for the light soup
Why not just go all out anyway and get some hearty, junky soup too to match?

>>4280628
>only poor people deal in cash

wut...actually, our credit system was set up for poor people and is exactly why credit exists in the first place. See, people that need money but don't have any can get down on their knees and blow those that do, to get a nut. Ultimately paying back far more than they borrowed and if they're good dem masters will allow them to do it again and again; thereby creating the poverty trap.

>>4280644

the light soup was on sale for a dollar, other wise I would have gotten fattier soup, although I fully intend on adding fat to the soup.

>>4280639

hey... if you don't have anything useful or meaningful to say.. just dazzle them with bullshit right?

if you had what you are saying.. then you'd just have a bunch of black credit cards and you wouldn't have cash.

You have cash because no one will give you credit.

"You know who" knows whenever you make any cash transactions over 10k no matter what you do with it, so it's not like having it in cash is doing ANYTHING for you.

>>4280639
>multi tiered family trust owned by an off shore corporation, owned by another off shore corporation in a country with no reciprocity or extradition treaties owned by a domestic LLC in a trust with ambiguous and hard to reach beneficiaries.

>>4280656
>the light soup was on sale for a dollar


lols. nigger is so poor.

>>4280657
>over 10k

why do you think there's just over 9k there, dumbass?

>>4280657

also, I don't use cc those bastard and just legal 21st century loan sharks...fuck'em all.

inb4, pay'em off every month...too much of a pain in the ass.

>>4280660

poo' no mor' but I live like every dollar is my last.

>>4280664

because that's all the money you have.

down to the last 1 dollar bill, nice touch.

>>4280701


lol, not even close...but I felt like this putting it there

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some fucking vegetables

>>4280724

prove it then, take a picture with more. you obviously don't have a problem taking pictures of your wealth, and you obviously have sooooo much more.

>>4280729

I don't have anything to prove, this is /ck/. I made a damn food thread and I'm not really sure how it came to this.

inb4 OMFG...SEE...HE WONT OBEY ME.

>>4280737

poor fag with no credit is boom and busting and riding a flush right now.

go buy more prime rib.

>OMFG...SEE...HE WONT OBEY ME.

>>4280746
If this werent CK i would expect a faggot like you to be banned for being a ginormous shit head. sadly this is the status quo here and youre so much of a stupid shit you probably think making fun of someone and insisting their poor is the height of hilarity. You're living proof that children never 'grow up' into 'adults' and that the mocking never ceases, it just gets more vindictive

>>4280756

>thinking anyone will get banned for ridicule on any board of fourtune

OP asks for at the end of the month every month by coming in here and posting some food he bought next to a stack of 100s.

OP, if I remember correct, last time you showed up with right around 5k. Now you have 9k. What are you saving up for?

>>4280746

all right douche, I looked around real quick but all I could find was some change,

>>4280857
Somebodies grandma really did die.

>>4280746

ok, in all seriousness I'm a little turned off by the prime rib because I ate that roast almost exclusively for about a week (it was delicious, every time). However, I was thinking about doing something with a whole salmon or something lighter but I'm open to suggestions?

>>4280867

actually, yes and it was very traumatic; I would also like to have everyone show a little decency; please let gammy' rest in peace.

>>4280916
>4chan
>decency

>>4280916

She'd be really proud of how you r using the inheritance, posting it on the internet and all.

>>4280940

could you pretend to try?

>>4280944

I really don't see how there is any harm in that; now if I was pawning it for crack, hookers and meth,..that would be an issue.

Is there anything that /ck/ would like to see an attempt at, train wreck or great success; you know it's going to go either way?

>>4281049
self control

>>4281057

where's the fun in that?

>>4280008
>being budget conscious
>but still shopping at Safeway anyways

ISHYGDDT

>>4280346
>>4280274
>>4280241
>>4280196
>busts out cheap Sony point and click (which can't even autofocus right) to take grocery pics on /ck/

jesus, why can't you use your phone like everyone else? this just reeks of try-hard

>>4281072

actually that's my 99 cent no name brand, strait out china knock off camera.

>>4280793

What are you saving up for?

>>4281214

To have a little plot of land somewhere in south east Asia near the ocean where I can grow my own food, fish and raise poultry in an attempt to be as self sufficient as possible and maybe a kitten.

>>4280793

I'm really not that picky; I'd settle for anywhere by any ocean with a long growing season.

The potential is there.

>>>/gif/5504579

>>4281312

You're going to need a lot more than 9 grand and some dead ladies coins.

>>4281361

Of course, this is a fact I'm perfectly aware of, by my calculations I'll need somewhere around 1.4MM. However, the very beautiful and brilliants persons (decency, again) coins are not the extent of my accumulations nor is my pocket money.

My dream is, on the surface simple; I'd just like to be a farmer...getting there and funding it are the hard part but I have a plan.

>>4281349


sup Sceak...I saw what you said about the glory hole in the other thread and bro.....wow.

>>4280008
>tamale
>e

wut

>cheddar
>mild

Why even bother?

>>4281402

Wanna add me on gtalk or something?

>>4281480

because it melts better

Food in OP's pic leads to this pic.
> now cheaper than smokes

>>4280116
>Applying icing when it's hot.

Asked for it.

>>4281480

do you even grill cheese?