/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Here's one I prepared earlier.

>tfw not enough startup capital

>>4258594
jesus christ how horrifying

here's mine

>>4258596
I'd definitely check that one out.

>>4258695
Holy shit that decore! Where is this??

But what happens when the tide comes in?

>>4258696
French Polynesian island called Bora Bora in the middle of the South Pacific, between Australia and South America

I think it's a part of the Four Seasons resort.

goo dot gl slash maps slash IFFvF

>>4258696

Meatballs, dumplings, burritos, and spring rolls using healthy and delicious ingredients, a little something for almost everyone. - "fast" whole and real foods to go.

aqua fresca, homemade flavored seltzers, teas, and coffee

Easy to eat and portable for the guy,gal,grace on the go. (kids likes this stuff too)

take out window and catering. Maybe a few tables out front, but mostly a grab and go kinda place.

relatable music and maybe some news radio in the mornings and afternoons, louder and more current/edgy music at night.

>>4258809
oh and falafel too.

>>4258809
Shit music, shit clients.

jesus man...

>>4259026
least pretentious pic of the thread so far

>>4259026
thank you

>>4259107
FUCKING GENIUS!!! Here's 20 million dollars to open it up in Huston Texas! I expect alot outta you anon! its about time someone catered to common America!

Actual photo, me cooking canned food.

>>4259026

I like you.

>>4259165
+10 Internets for you anon...

I'm glad someone is gonna keep resturants alive after zombie time.

>>4259161
I don't need your money you fucking slope.

>>4258596
that's some leos carax shit right there

>>4259211
There's a restaurant like that in China.

food is important

i absolutely hate when resturants fuck with my ears
-TWO TVS SAME CHANEL, DIFFERENT SIDE OF ROOM, SO THE SOUND TRAVELS TO YOU ALL FUCKED UP
-WHEN THEYRE BLASTING SOME SHIT MUSIC HELLA FUCKING LOUD


the trashier the clientelle, the better deal i feel i must be getting, likewise if theres a bunch of hipster shit, i get disgusting and think im gonna be paying a lot of somme natural crap or dumb gimmick.

decor? im a slob, idc where i eat, only thing that bothers me about fancy resuterants is the one napkin, other than that, i like anywhere

>>4258679

>>4258679

>>4259331
Vegan places always have that "nutty" smell.

>>4259045
>pretentious

What do you think that word means?

I live in an artsy area populated mostly by old people and hipsters

I'd make a killing

I dare you to make a better restaurant.

>>4259830

>>4260127
New Orleans?

>>4260332
>>4260332
you're perfect

>>4260332
Is that Soul Food? The rest is fucking perfect btw(never tried Soul Food, so dunno about that)

>>4260201
i don't know why but the mental image of these metalgoths slurpin down spaghetti in this epic cathedral with mindshattering metal going, just made me lol hard.
just the thought of garlic flavor, and deathmetal is hilarious.

>>4260201
Where is that architecture from? Looks like something straight out of Dark Souls.

>>4258590
Captcha: isitthai no

>>4260332
The finest days of our fair country are behind us. You have the best restaurant so far anon, would travel far for such a fine establishment.

>>4260395
No idea, it was one of the results from typing "gothic cathedral" into google. And yes, I'm fairly certain FROM based Anor Londo on that or something similar.

>>4259026

I came so close to spitting my beer on the computer screen.

>>4258590

>>4260399
The decor is a gaping goatse asshole
The menu is a bundle of sticks and some hay
No music
Clientele are M&M's

This is the best restaurant yet.

>Decore: Couches and coffee tables that I picked up from the internet second hand. The actual place would be in a renovated terrace house donated by an elderly lady.

>Menu: Espresso and sandwiches.

>Music: Indie, hip-hop, occasional live music.

>Clientele: High School Students after school, College students between classes. Hipsters.

>>4260457
10/10

>>4258695
I don't care if it could or couldn't happen, but the though of a gang of sharks swimming up and eating all those people and their food is making me giggle like a stupid twat.

First, the fancier one...

>>4260524
Then the casual.

>>4260524
>plastic chairs
>fancy decor

Decor: I'll find the biggest fucking redwood I can (pic relorted). Hollow it out, carving out a spiral staircase and flooring inside the tree. Each floor holds one table, ~20 stories. 2 cocktail bars, one at the top and one in the waiting area outside the tree. The top bar has a glass ceiling, to let in natural light. There's also a ladder up, to allow clientele to explore the top of the tree. The kitchen is located beneath the base of the restaurant, food is dumbwaited up. Or vacuum-tubed, I can't decide. Other than that, minimal decor, the tree theme kinda speaks for itself. Cast iron tables and chairs, some low-level lighting, maybe oil torches.

Menu: Local food. Being in the Pacific NW, lots of wild mushrooms, beets, asparagus, greens, cabbages, edible flowers, heirloom varieties of shit found nowhere else. Braised scapes, fuckyea. Local wines and craft beers. Fiddleheads, huckleberries, rutabagas. Seafood, especially squid, fresh from the coast. Menu changes daily with what's been brought in, there're a total of two-three entrees on any given day. If the farm happens to slaughter a goat that day, it goes on the menu.

Music: Live jazz in the lower bar, local acts in the top bar; particularly jazz, blues, and bluegrass. No music plays throughout the restaurant. Due to the nature of the small, wooden compartments diners dine in, there is no echo and no chance of hearing other customers, so there is no need of ambient noise.

Clientele: Five hundred dollar covers, suit-and-tie dress code. Except the top bar, which is casual after the restaurant and lower bar close. No blacks. Total seating: 80. Staff on deck: ten. Covers in a night: 200.

tl;dr - Give me ten million; I'll rock your world.

>>4260593
>Five hundred dollar covers

Do these exist?

>>4260600
Yes

>>4260616
noice

Quesadilla Kings

>>4260475
thanks

>>4260457
to clarify the clientele, it would be hipsters, yuppies, and fatties.

>>4260616
how the fuck do you make pretty patties?

>>4260622
I would eat there erry day

>>4260622
This shit right here
aww yes

I'd make somthing similar to the bar in Catherine, classy music, chill, relaxing atmosphere, wide variety of alcohol, clientele would be from young adults to a retired old man

>>4260663
fuck that game nigga

I don't like blasting music while I'm eating.

>>4259331
I work at a place pretty similar to this

>>4260699
do they really play mahler AND ellington? sounds too good to be true

here's what i'd do
i don't care if it's impossible to make a restaurant that serves such a wide variety of foods well i would make it happen somehow.

>>4260731

How do you have so many black customers? Give the niggers a discount, just to get some diversity in your establishment? Sellout.

>>4260735
it was just a result for multicultural

really it would mainly be fat white guys though

>>4258594

ahahahaha dat clientele

>>4259165
It'll need more diet sausage and vodka.

>>4260731

Oh look, multiculturalist scum.

>>4260395
It's Notre Dam Cathedral

please respond

>>4260841
>>>/a/

>>4260622
such a place already exists where i live.

>Decor : a mix of classic modern and chinoiserie.

>Food: classic dishes from a variety of cultures done right, so people can have a chance to taste what those foods should really taste like, without spending a fortune.

>Music: classic late seventies-early eighties post punk.

>Clientele: normal people. As in , no hipsters, no rednecks, no trailer trash. Etc.

>>4260841
I would so fucking eat there. EVERY. DAY.

>>4259211
it's all dicks

>>4260841
Oh, and also because cafes have to serve coffee, I'd also serve coffee. Only the funnest method of brewing would be used. Pic related.

>>4260841
10/10 Would take my waifu there for a nice meal

>>4260931
That reminds me of reflux destillation

>>4260993
*distillation

>>4260841
kawaiii~

>>4260993
Don't know exactly what that is, but this is how one of those pots works.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQLcD5051s8

Seems neat.

>>4258590

I spent far too much time on this ;_;

>>4261278
I would visit.

>>4261278
That actually doesn't look like a place your twee waifus would visit, sorry.

>>4261331

>twee
What are you talking like a retard for, and where did I say that I had a waifu? Have you never picked up a random photo you liked on google images before?

>>4261355
What exactly do you think twee means? It's not just baby talk.
You are overreacting a bit on the waifu part too.

>>4261391

Sorry about that then, I couldn't be bothered finding out what that meant, and I misinterpret things for sarcasm easily.

>>4262841

Got a boner just thinking about it.

>>4259845
Could you explain that?
>>4260699
What's it like, and what's on your menu?

Would you dine here?

>>4263125
The only thing I like is the decore.
So no.

>>4263125
>vegan food in a greenhouse

So it tastes bad AND has 100% humidity?

>>4261278
I would eat at this place.
Also this is the most awesome thread on here in ages.

>>4263125
yes, i would totally go there!

>>4263264
Well it is vegan, but that doesn't "really" make it vegan.. It's supposed to be a raw food restaurant. You don't have to be a vegan to enjoy raw food.

>>4260841
10/10 would go

>>4260332

I lol'd heartily

>>4259165
Cheeki/breeki, would venture into the Zone to dine at.

>>4260841

damn nigga that's kawaii as fuck

>>4264161
Why are you laughing when your life sucks

ALL you mothafuckers need Ramsay with those horrid ideas that are bound to fail!

Breakfast. All kindsa breakfast. Breakfast for a dollar, breakfast for two. Breakfast for breakfast, breakfast for lunch, breakfast for dinner, breakfast at the midnight bell.

I'd name it the "Couldntbearsed Diner".

>>4264640
>decor from that episode of the twilight zone
now here's a man with class

>>4264640
Would you only hire real Venusians?

>>4260524
>>4260527
>gaze upon my plebbings, and despair!

>>4264644
>>4264650
Shh, you stupid fuckers. Scully could hear!

This would be fun.

>>4260841
>mfw

>>4264625
>>4264307

Shit.

>>4261278

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>4264601
He's overrated

>>4260931
Funniest? You do know that most well established coffee cafes/roasters use those, right?

>>4264812
10/10 would eat

>>4260841
Do cute crossdressing guys/little girls get a discount? I would eat there.

>>4260841
The strawberry cake look really good :D
What's the name?

>>4260332
For the slaver in all of us
I'd eat there

>>4260868
dat slogan

>>4264307
Only raw food? Rush as your clientele? Wat

couldn't help myself

>>4260841
nice desu ne~

>>4258594

oh jesus, that's a night in hell

>>4265254
best one so far

>>4259271
where i'm from it would be weird to buy a stu from a street cart, especially because half your customoers would be drunk/high

Decor: basically the Picasso at the Bellagio

Food: super experimental genre-less super-fusion, and similar cocktails.

Music: a mix between Brubeck and ambient techno

Clientele: preferably older white people, or young Asian and white gourmands and industry types.

>>4265254

marry me

>>4258679
that is pretty much San Pedro in California. Amazing seafood on a boardwalk with bitches

>>4265049
no just awesome meat oysters and seafood. businessmen, dates, high priced escort dates and local celeb...i just like that pic.

>>4260841
I want to live there, god damn.

Been having this idea banging around in my head for a while now.

You order by your dietary needs and we portion it accordingly.

So, you guys aren't gonna let non-white folk eat at your restaurant?

Kebab is not welcome

>>4265924
I would eat there. But it'd be so niche :(

>>4266121
Define "hipster".

>>4266151

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

>>4266151
anyone who tries to be hip but doesn't call their self a hipster

>>4266151
Ha! I look and dress most like the guy to the far left! Guess working for a living isn't hip, huh?

>>4266216
>Wearing a suit to work
Enjoy being a lifeless slug of a man.

>>4266151
A hipster was really angry when he made that comic. Probably got called a hipster before being fucked in the butt.

>>4265924

>>4266302
If you can pull that off without it being a cheesy tourist trap, then awesome idea!

>>4266322
Easy, I'd only allow attractive people inside.

>>4266151

>>4266322
From what I gather, the term "tourist trap" is something that promises great quality but delivers nothing of the sort. For my place to exist would mean I'd have to be incredibly rich, and if that were the case I'd deliver the greatest possible. Hah.

Just having fun with the topic, anyway. Just dreaming.

>>4266345
You didn't put the image together, and no one commented to you about it.

>>4266353
Yes I did, and yes, they did. Sorry kiddo!

>>4266360
m'kay dude.

>>4266362

>>4266281
Only when I have to. I mostly work from home. Fuck yeah telecommuting.

>>4266353
yeah that's basically what I meant... referring to the fact that any medieval style restaurants I have seen have focused more on the "experience" than the food, and still charge an arm and a leg.

>>4266365
Problem?

>>4266370
I've never been to any kind of medieval style restaurant, but I can definitely understand what you mean.

>>4266373
Not for me! You're forced to either abandon your assertion like a dumbshit or admit that you samefagged your own reply. Checkmate!

>>4266387
Dude, I still have the PSD open. I can lower opacity on any of layers, because lots of the images are on top of each other with parts behind some hiding other parts.

Go on if you want, but I'm not really sure what you're getting out of it.

>>4266391
UMAD?! Umad brah!

>>4266391
>>I still have the image open
>>I replied to it
>>I samefagged my own reply

>>4266399
What exactly are you talking about?

I don't have the image open. I still have photoshop open and I haven't closed the document I made the image in. I samefagged which replies?

This is hilarious. Go on, then. I do sometimes like conversing with crackheads, even if just for a moment.

>>4266403
Read my previous post kiddo, you'll understand. Welcome to 4chan, hope you like it rough!

>>4266403


Right here:
>>4266302
>>4266345
>>4266353


You posted the image. Then you replied to someone for their comment about it. THEN you pretended to be someone else who was saying that the other person who replied to the person you claim not to be (the one who made the first reply to your reply) and was talking to you and not you, as you pretended not to be in the other post you made.

>>4266410
can you just refer to them as A and B please

>>4266408
>welcome

About 4 years too late, but ok.

Link the two posts which you accuse of samefag. I don't need to reread anything, just do it.

>>4266410
wat.

>>4266302
me

>>4266345
you

>>4266353
me

g'night.

>>4266420
Dude... no. I made both of the posts you claim as "me" and the one you said "you" for was most likely YOU.

>>4266424
You're not me. g'night.

>>4266429
Yes I am.
Good morning, bitch.

>>4266432
Wait what's your IP address

>>4266434
You really didn't like my fantasy restaurant, huh? lol. Does it actually offend you that much? Holy shit, grow up.

>>4266432
>Good morning, bitch.