/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just everything hamburger and pork sausage and bacon and fried cheese curds and fresh hot onion rings and pies, every kind of pie, and juicy steak with mushrooms and fried onions, a giant jar of nutella, canned frosting, fresh whipped cream and cool whip, every kind of chocolate.

Eat until you puke it all up, then eat more. If the world was ending I'd just get a bunch of food, bike out somewhere quiet with my cats, feed them fresh and tasty meats and bacon, whatever they wanted. Chill out and wait to perish.

>>4229820

I think I'd fast if I knew I only had one day left to live. Not because the knowledge would cut my appetite, but I just would find better things to do or see or think about on my last day. I don't think I'd want to eat.

>>4229820
Am I allowed to pick the age at which I eat them? My father's biscuits and gravy when I was 10.

>>4230328
i'd eat sceak
or eggplant parm

My chocolate peppermint cupcakes, I could eat 3 when blazed, so soft and lush

Or a DIY ice cream sundae with fuckloads of chocolate

I smoke weed. I don't have anything else to offer other than I smoke weed. It's just really important to me that you know I smoke weed. That's actually the main reason I smoke weed. To tell others that I smoke weed. I still need to get my marijuana leaf shirt back from my brother. I don't even need to tell people I smoke weed when I wear it. They know I smoke weed because it's pictured on my shirt. I smoke weed. Did I mention that I smoke weed?

Cereal. Just dry, sugary kid's cereal.

>>4230368

>i'm an asshole. i don't have anything else to offer other than i'm an asshole. it's just really important to me to let everyone know that i'm an asshole. that's actually the main reason i speak, to show others that i'm an asshole.

stop being such a dick, not everyone who smokes weed wears shirts with it on them or other shit like that. but there's nothing wrong with enjoying something and wanting to find like minded people to talk to about it.

do you get pissed off at everyone here who enjoys cooking and talks about it? or when people who work out wear gym shirts and talk about working out/try to find other people who work out? does it piss you off that people who enjoy video games might talk about them? do you hate people in band shirts?

>>4230468

you seem upset considering that wall of text you just wrote

lul blaze it faggot xDDDD

>>4230468
>being this mad

I smoke weed and you should try smoking weed too, it'll help you relax.

>>4230472
why is it acceptable to have threads
about alcohol but not weed?

>>4230472

mad? dude i smoke too much weed to be mad, text has no tone sorry you read things wrong.

>>4230490
>being such a pothead fuck up that you're too lazy to type properly

It's so pathetic.

>>4230497

k

Less troll feed more stoner feed.

Ice cream is a good but messy choice

coconut water is fucking amazing for cottonmouth

>>4230515
>Less troll feed more stoner feed.

Missed a comma there. You should probably avoid "blazing it" before class, it's clearly having a detrimental effect on your education.

>>4230526

we get it, you don't like weed and you're a grammar nazi. you should chill. this is 4chan no one is writing an essay they're gonna be graded on or anything where grammar/punctuation is actually important.

i like to smoke two joints and
eat a bowl of instant oatmeal with
a big hunk of canna butter

>>4230548

instant oatmeal is awesome cold in almond milk with honey and fruit in it.

>>4230587
I prefer whole milk, but yeah, what this guy said.
Jump dump a whole bag of the welshes frozen fruits bag into it and go nuts.

Jamaican meat patty in a
grilled cheese sanwich

Milkshakes and apples are god tier when stoned.

Pretty much anything I can eat without using utensils

>>4230604
you are god. making this tomorrow

Oh god they're so delicious.

>>4230328
i'd try heroin, just to see what the fuss is about.

anyone have some halfway-decent weed recipes?

>>4232338

>>4232338
Make weed butter, then make anything with butter in it

>>4232312

Tried it during the sevens in Hong Kong while drunk of my ass. Had a great time and arrived back in Macao around 6 pm the next day.

Hell of a drug!