/ck/ - Food & Cooking

8/10. Took me a few seconds.

>>4225044
>(no sir)
That's because in England, that title is usually reserved for knights.

>>4225044
>shopping in Tesco

hahahahaha

>Have a cold
>Can't enjoy my peaty scotch right now
;__;

Well that's a pile of horsemeat

>>4225087
whats the matter sainsburys
could it be youre craving my market share

>>4225104
Waitrose master race, son.
We don't need your dirty market share.

>>4225105
>Buying into the Waitrose scam

Its all the same food, just in a different package.

>>4225108
>not buying Waitrose own brand or bread or pigeon

fool!

>>4225117
Fucking britabongs eating pigeons.

My tescos does indeed sell "kraft singles".

inb4 amerifat

>>4225044
The closest you'd get to "American Cheese" is cheese slices, which there are plenty of in Tesco, "Kraft Singles" might be what you'd be best with.
Tesco also sell Mountain Dew, but if you get a random one that doesn't, you can go to ASDA, who do it.
Sodas with sugar are how you used to make them in the US. Most Americans prefer them the way we do them, didn't you like them?
And by vegetables in your burger do you mean onion? It's easy enough to find ones without, but onion is just seen as a common ingredient in burgers, adds to the flavour and texture etc.

As for "sir"... we don't use it often because it's generally seen as patronising.

There are American cheeses (ie cheeses that happen to be made in the United States) that are actually good. But what most people are referring to when they say "American cheese" are those shitty processed slices that hardly qualify as cheese.

>>4225155
hEy l00k EVerYbUDdy i TrOLL hEm!!1one1!1!!!

>>4225156

No need to say "hardly qualify as cheese", as those products do not qualify as cheese. By law, they can not be called cheese, as they contain too little actual cheese.

>>4225044
>(no sir)

If a Brit calls you sir or madam, he is insulting you.
Same when saying "With all due respect..." All due respect actually means "You are a fucking idiot mong...".

We have these little ways so that strangers don't realise they have just been insulted by our impeccable manners.

It's still sold in UK shops, but I think legally they have to label it as "cheese flavoured matter" or "cheesy product" etc.

>>4225202
>cheese flavoured matter
10/10 would consume vigorously

>>4225092
>peaty scotch

damnit anon, now I want to drink some of my own peaty scotch...

>>4225044
>bbq for friends(texas)
>I'm the only person out of 6-8 that puts any vegetables on anything
>you want some burger with that salad
>so lonely

but muh cheese

>>4225100

>>4225044
I'd say we have food standards and because it doesn't have enough actual cheese in it we can't label it as such. But with the recent problem with Horse meet...

>>4225286
horse meat problems are on imports only

the fact that Britain was the only country to detect what was going on shows the rigorous testing standards of our food industry.

There is no question that these products are also being shipped across the EU.

>>4225293
the fact that horse was in there in the first place shows the rigorous failure of our testing standards.

>>4225297

No it doesn't. The horse meat was in there because the hungarian (IIRC) meat producer cheaped out and sold horsemeat as beef. To them horse was cheaper and the other company didn't see the difference.

>>4225293

>>4225305
>implying there was anything resembling a joke there

>>4225092
Holy fuck I want scotch

>>4225150
Yeah we genuinely do this. All the time.

>>4225300
Horse>?>Romanian>Belgian>Findus/teos etc

>>4225348
Yanks might know it as Squab. The pigeon we eat is not dirty feral city pigeon, but superior wood pigeon with big fat breasts and delicious taste.

10/10 OP, very well done. Took me a few minutes and reading the thread to get it.

Saging because I don't want to bump