/ck/ - Food & Cooking

and?

Your food has been looking delicious lately.

Anyone call you yet?

/ck/ is not your personal blog

>>4224188
>massive chunks of onion

man minced onion cooked into the sauce is god tier

>>4224214
fuck you

>>4224203

Nope.

>>4224214

True. Others write here, too.

>>4224191

I'm just posting a pic of my pizza. Now I'm going to go puke it out, brb.

>>4224214
>>4224191
You guys are the worst.

Looks like a DiGiorno what someone made the center wet with milk before dumping huge pieces of onions all over at it and throwing it into an clearly non-preheated oven. Pizza is not your bag. Let's take a few culinary steps back and perfect your ramen before moving on to big boy foods.

2/10

>>4224232
Ah, c'mon Sceak, don't do that. That pizza actually looks pretty good, you sure you can't try and keep it down?

>>4224234
You can't tell me you enjoy these blog threads. Sure, if you post something delicious you made and offer the recipe to us that is fine. Sure, if you post a failure you made and ask for advice that's also fine. But to just come here and say
>lel I made this, it was ok not great. btw not even giving the recipe or asking for advice just wanted to let my bffs on /ck/ know
sucks.

>>4224247
and yet you post

>raw onion and olive

might be the worst pizza topping combination i've ever seen

>>4224188

>>4224252
Yes. Anything else you'd like to point out?

>>4224232
>brb throwing up pls give attention

>>4224247
At least he actually posts OC instead of whining like an asspained Autist.

>>4224240
>Let's take a few culinary steps back

Not a good idea if he wants to improve his pizza results. It took me like 50 attempts before I arrived at what I consider to be delicious, regarding my home made pizzas. No recipe ever gave me the results I had to discover on my own, with MY appliances and devices. That had to be found through trial and error. You probably know that though huh, "chef"?

I agree with you on one thing though. It does look like DiGiorno. Fuck, I hate DiGiorno.

Goddamn, Sceak. GET IT TOGETHER, MAN.
OC is good to see though, at least.

>>4224240
>>4224263

>bawwww

>>4224247
His thread is better than your McDonald's thread.

Step 1: Make crust
Step 2: Slap on sauce
Step 3: Layer on the toppings
Step 4: Post on /ck/
Step 5: Throw up food
??????????????????????
faggot

>>4224268
I'll never understand why people are so starving for OC, even if it's shit. I would prefer quality OC over my-own-personal-twitter threads,

>>4224225

I'm pretty conservative when it comes to pizza sauce.

>>4224240

Yeah, actually it does. I was looking at it and it reminded me of a frozen pizza. If it hadn't been for the sauce, it would've tasted like it, too.

>>4224246

I'm getting drunk as hell. Pizza is just a buffer between me and the booze.

>>4224247

Well it's an 80% dough with UBAPF, with a tomato sauce with olive oil and oregano, from whole stewed, with 20% mozzarella, yellow onion and shitty black olive slices.

I hope that helps.

>>4224262

Something was missing. Not exactly what I wanted but I didn't feel like Chef vs. The City.

>>4224266

Just saying.

>>4224273

Yeah, it's not even vegan and it's not even nutritionally constructed. It's just a stupid pizza. I wanted to make something else entirely, but like I said, I just didn't feel like roaming across town for all the ingredients.

>>4224281

McDonald's is great. If I could not give a fuck I'd eat McDonald's all day, every day.

>>4224287
This kind of mentality is why this board is as bad as it is.

I never thought I'd see the day where /ck/ white knights Sceak's shitposting.


Thread hidden, fuck you all, quit encouraging this shit.

>>4224330
Go be a whiny little cunt somewhere else.

>>4224330
I agree. I don't get what's going on here, it has to be someone new enough to not know what Sceak is like, a sock puppet (doubt it), or just a general faggot

>>4224329
>people want good content and discourage bad content
>this is why the content is bad
alrightythen.jpg

If this thread wasn't made by a tripfag none of you whining faggots who are complaining about post quality would care.

The pizza looks OK, 5/10. Mushrooms would have been better with onions than olives. Something about the onion/olive combo seems bleh. I would eat though.

>>4224632
it is more likely I wouldn't even respond to such a shit thread

>>4224188
Looks alright, but I prefer to cut my onion into rings instead of large squares (aesthetics and texture). I also like to use kalmata olives (never canned).

Looks good, but the toppings are lacking. Marinated artichokes, lots of sliced garlic, oregano and basil, and maybe some broccoli would make it for me.

I'm getting drunk in QC too and would like that pizza right now.

>>4224330
>Thread hidden, fuck you all, quit encouraging this shit.
I love when people are so butthurt they have to have "the last comment" and tell everyone they are hiding the thread hahaha

that pie sucks and i'll tell you why. theres no meat on it.

oh yeah and your topping distribution is sloppy.

hO scaek y u no bacon #´Ü+

>>4225059

We have standards.

>>4225015

A fuck was not really given.

>>4224640

If you would've had half I wouldn't have had to puke it out.

dude, do you even red onion??? and those are black olives, you fool!!

looks like it's back to the rolling board for you, sceak. I thought you were some kind of self-proclaimed gourmet, but you're a black-olive eating Canadian scumbag.

>>4225067
>standards

explain why you're posting on /ck/ then

>>4224188
Sceak do you even try anymore?

Looks absolutely terrible.

Looks more like you were trying to make raw onion soup with black olives instead of pizza.

Looks like Digiorno... gross...

>mfw Sceak is making edible food.

I'd eat the fuck out of that... WITH RANCH!

>>4226612

It would've probably been better with ranch.

I went out after, got turned away at the door. Ended up.at some club, I feel sick today.

>>4226668
I love the Pizza Pizza garlic dip. You can now buy it at some grocery stores.

Would be okay with sliced red onions are opposed to diced white.

>>4226682

This pizza is just what I had for dinner, it's nothing special, but you're right, and I probably would've used some if I had any.

>>4226612
>>4226668
get this, guys. my work uses ranch as a pizza sauce. as in: we put mayo on your pizza and then bake it. it's disgusting.

Since it's a pizza thread and I have no idea what I'm doing I just wanted to ask.
How do I make pizza dough?

The only good pizzas I make are when I say "fuck it" to the dough and use cauliflower instead

>>4226883
make it with durum semolina and roll it really really thin, dock it well, and don't use much yeast. bake it really hot (500F?)on a stone.

>>4226883

Cauliflower?

>>4227952

For the dough I started to use 1:1 regular:whole-grain flour. Now, my crust looks and tastes a lot more like the nearby italian restaurant's.

>>4226883
I hate cauliflower
.