/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4218143
Toss Indian cuisine somewhere between Mexican and Italian and that's pretty accurate.

>>4218150
ugh, nope. Besides, Indian cuisine is basically British anyways.

i almost got pho last night and decided against it and really regretted it
so yeah this looks good

Is this international Bizarro world rankings?

>>4218159
What did you get instead of this beautiful dish?

>>4218163
Post your own then.
>Implying the top five is debatable

>>4218143
You bring this board down with your facade.

>>4218170
Scandanavian scum, most like.

>>4218175

Swap Caribbean and Eastern Yurapeein and then French with Italian and we have a good list.

>>4218143
Italian should be higher

>>4218190
Name one caribbean dish that is better than this.

>>4218191
>muh tomatoes and cilantro
No way

>>4218199
cilantro?

1) Japan
2) Scandinavia
3) Okinawa
4) Some of the weirder corners in China
5) India
6) Crete
7) France
8) Italy

>>4218197
You're breakin' my balls, right?

>>4218199
It's more like tomatoes and pasta. Weakest cuisine ever.

>not posting this shit thread in >>>/int/
shiggy

>>4218201
Shit, I meant oregano. Still bland as fuck.

>>4218205
>Japan and Okinawa taking up separate spaces
>Both in top 3 cuisines IN THE WORLD
Get out of here weeaboo

1) Japan: Oden

>>4218212
>international cuisine
>not food related
Step it up

2) Okinawa: Rafute

>>4218218
That looks pretty awful, sorry. Also what is with Japs and boiling everything? Absolutely disgusting.

>>4218209
That's because all you know of their cuisine is just that. I hardly eat any pasta when I go to Italy. I definitely eat more of it at home (murrka)

>>4218209
Post some carib food then

3) Scandinavia: Gravadlax

>>4218220
>power ranking
>international cuisine
>/ck/ related
this is the average perceptive ability of white people

>>4218222
>>4218218
The weeb is strong with this one

4) China: Twice-cooked pork

>>4218228
Way too basic. I want something better than a piece of smoked fish and a garnish.
Where's the nuance?
Skill in cooking?
Balance of flavour?

>>4218233
>not saging threads you disagree with
>non-white inferiority showing

>>4218233
Are you implying that your brown ass consumes anything more than shitty cocaine and Colt 45?

5) India: Curries

>>4218235
Let me guess, you boil it first.
0/10

>>4218239
>thinking sage does anything
>being this new

>>4218236
>smoked fish
You don't even know what it is or what it tastes like.

>>4218228

nigga pls, as a swede living in sweden, scandinavian food sucks dick, sure we have some pretty nice husmanskost but nothing that comes close to other cultures

I have still yet to see some caribbean cuisine that can even touch Eastern Euro awesomeness

6) Crete: all types of Meze

>>4218245
I have seen smoked salmon everywhere I have visited, it certainly isn't special to Northern Europe, although you all inhale it like it is endangered.

>>4218236

Troll can't even understand that using the very slightest flavours is a skill learned by great chefs. Anyone can slather a ton of flavorings on a food, but only few can realle make the own flavor of the food shine.

>>4218250
Looks like roadkill with a boiled tomato on top.
Would not eat.

7) France: Rillettes

>>4218253

Gravlax is not smoked, nor is it heated.

>>4218253
But it isn't smoked..

>>4218256
>Putting a raw fish and a piece of grass on a plate
>skill
lel sure
>>4218258
Wow that seems like it would take years to master how to make then.
1. Catch fish
2. Cut it up
3. Cure it
4. OH WOW MASTERFUL JOB, CHEF!

7) France: Pork Rillettes

Italy: Bread and olive oil

>>4218269
Don't forget the balsamic

>>4218244
>not using nokosage every time you post

>>4218266
This is the first good thing you have posted in this thread. Congrats

>>4218265
I bet you wet your knickers when someone Japanese does just that, faggot.

>>4218269
Projecting much?

>>4218274
You bet wrong then. Simple food can be good, but so far all you retarded swedes have posted is a picture of raw salmon and got butthurt when you were told it doesn't take much skill to make.

It seems you must be compensating for your lack of provable cuisine.

>>4218249
>boiled meat and potatoes
>awesome

Are you getting more delirious by the minute or what?

>>4218283
prove me wrong fggt

>>4218253
Gravad Lax is raw Salmon cured in a dry mix of salt, sugar and dill. Sometimes eaten with a sweet mustard-based sauce.

Interestingly enough, OP's list also corresponds to the world's most unhygienic peoples.
OP confirmed for having acquired a taste for human waste.

>>4218233
>the average perceptive ability of white people

Ah, that thing that has been confusing and upsetting your nigg kind for centuries.

Some day you'll catch up.
To where we were thousands of years ago.

>>4218289
also kapusta is fried

>>4218296
What is wrong with the "architecture" in your picture? Do you think a well insulated brick house with drywall would be better in that climate?

>>4218303
>fried cabbage

You're digging yourself a nice hole.

>>4218309
>disses fried cabbage
Obviously never had fried cabbage

>>4218306
You're right, it's an architectural masterpiece that will stand the test of time while at the same time artistically expresses the zeitgeist of the people.

Somalia: Ful Medames

>>4218316
In Africa, it is.

>>4218283
You would be retarded to not eat this if your babcia put it down in front of you.

>>4218316
>stand the test of time
That isn't the point of homes. Do you think your home will last forever?

Apparently you think the home you grew up with is great because it seems modern: a tightly insulated home with an interior of vaporbarrier-backed, hygroscopic gypsum board. Not to mention the nice rich VOCs offgassing everywhere.

Yup, great design!

>>4218324
It that similar to those dirt cookies they eat in Haiti?

>>4218309
Did somebody say fried Cabbage ?

>Carib cuisine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s33cj4sJQ

>>4218328
I live in a concrete apartment complex.

>>4218332
10/10 would eat

>>4218338
lol and you make fun of that hut?

haha you live in a rathole with all the problems I listed previously. You don't have any land, not even a small plot for a garden. You have to watch your level of volume lest you disturb the people all around you.

hahahahahah

>>4218327
Of course I would eat it. We're just talking where it's at on a power rankings list. Sure as shit isn't in the top 10. C'mon now.

>>4218332
Your weeb is so off-putting.

>>4218351
Perhaps this peaks your interest

>>4218351
What is your top ten then?

>>4218353
Back to boiled meat and potatoes.... Of course I would eat and enjoy that but it does not belong on a power rankings list.
>>4218357
Read the fucking thread. see:
>>4218190

>>4218361
Oh, it's you. Still haven't shown any caribbean food to back up your claims.

>>4218361
yea whateva!

>>4218364
I should not have to post a picture to prove to you that boiled meat and potatoes is the most boring thing you can do.

>>4218143
i don't follow the craze for southeast asian or the disgust for british. don't see how you can actually dislike generic english meat pies

>>4218384
You must prefer sausage then.

>>4218390
It's generic, and very, very safe. Nothing special unfortunately

1. Mediterranean
staple diet
2. Mexican
savory
3. Cajun
indulgence
4. Vietnamese
simplicity
5. American
gluttony

9001. rest of world

>>4218401
Gluttony is a sin

>>4218391
that's cute

>>4218407

Why would I care about fictional concepts anyway?

>>4218416
>fictional
Tell that to Sodom and Gomorrah. Enjoy damnation, heathen.

>>4218413
Are you even trying?

>>4218143

>Southern/Creole
>English
>German/Austrian/Polish
>French
>Italian
>Spanish/Portuguese
>Mexican
> Ukrainian/Russian
>Greek/Balkan/Turkish
>Arabic
>Persian
>North Indian
>South Indian
>Jamaican/Trini/Guyanese
>Dominican/Rican
>Japanese
>Chinese
>Korean
>Thai
>Viet
>Flip
>Dutch
>Scandinavian

>>4218407
call it whatever you want, but it describes america very well. one example is american style buffets. this is why i give america #5 on the list.

>>4218197

Curry goat on rice and peas with festival and slaw

>>4218427
What is the difference between gluttony and indulgence?

>>4218430
festival?

>>4218426
A list I can get behind

>>4218249

I'd rather eat this

>>4218441
Do you eat those peppers? They look spicy as fuck

>>4218435

fried biscuits

>>4218448
nice. Is that comparable to the fried bread that native americans eat?

>>4218431
gluttony = over indulging

1. Thai/Vietnamese
2. Southern Creole
3. Mexican
4. Mediterranean/Middle Eastern
5. Polish/German/Eastern European
6. French
7. Italian
8. Japanese/Other East Asian cuisine
9. Caribbean

tweak'd

>>4218458
I'm okay with this.

>>4218164
i went to the local central market and got some weird foodie take out shit and other goodies. i've been sick for a couple of weeks so i treated myself to some stuff i don't typically get, just for fun. it was quite delicious but pho.. pho would have been comfort.

i don't know if i could have even gotten pho to go, though. if i'd been willing to sit down and eat, then there would have been no question.

1. India
2. Thai
3. Scandinavian
4. Greek
5. Italian
6. Mexican
7. French
8. japanese
...
.....
90001. Chinese
90000001. English
9000000000001. northern Slav countries

OP, you're nuts. Midwestern food is the best. It's the kind of food real men eat. All that foreign stuff is for faggots.