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Coke makes me pee, so I drink more coke, then I pee even more, then I drink more coke, pee more, and then have more coke. (after which I pee)

Methinks I now see the secrets of their billion-dollar success! (hint: its in the pee)

>> No.4214208

i drank like 5 or 6 cans of coke tonight and now i cant fucking sleep. shit

>> No.4214224
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4214224

Me Chinese
Me pray joke
Me put pee-pee in you Coke.

>> No.4214228

>>4214208
You drank the equivalent of an entire chocolate cake.

This is why murica is fat.

>> No.4214236

>>4214228
i have a very good metabolism and rarely drink soda, but when i do i doooooo

>> No.4214240

>>4214236
Unless you are a pro athlete, your 'metabolism' isn't that good, and it doesn't matter because you are still going to get diabetes.

You drink soda like you eat cake or pie. A small amount every few weeks, if that.

>> No.4214247

>>4214240
whatever you say doc!

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>>4214192
Did you know that frequent urination is one of the warning signs of diabeetus?

also diuretics, look them up