/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why do faggots make such shit threads?

>not knowing how to cook brussel sprouts means everyone else is untalented and hipster

>Hating brussels sprouts
What's next, hating cabbage?

>>4206281
Don't listen to these guys OP
I'm mad at my dad too

>Not liking brussel sprouts.

Nigga, what?

>>4206291
Cabbage tastes likes like ass and makes your house smell like ass.

Eating any vegetables is honestly just hipster as fuck.

>>4206329
>Eating any vegetables is honestly just hipster as fuck.
>How's my steak guys? Is it red enough?
>Time for some ketchup!

>>4206329

>>4206329
>Eating any vegetables is honestly just hipster as fuck.

>>4206337
It's true though. No one fucking likes vegetables. No one at all. The only reason to eat them is to look 'quirky' or 'unique' in front of your hipster faggot friends.

>>4206329
>Eating any vegetables is honestly just hipster as fuck.

>>4206329
>not knowing how to properly cook vegetables
>any year after 12634 BC
ishygddt

>>4206352
Who doesn't like potato chips, crisps, fries or whatever you want to call them.

>>4206352
>It's true though. No one fucking likes vegetables. No one at all. The only reason to eat them is to look 'quirky' or 'unique' in front of your hipster faggot friends.

>>4206352
>No one fucking likes vegetables.

I fucking love vegetables.

ughhhhhhh parents are so DUMB

i kept tellin me mum lik "ewwww disgusting fuck off with ur brussel sproutz" and she went MENTAL and made it like EVERY day ffs tellin me 2 eat them or i would pget to play halo tonite

like this if ur mum is a f@ cunt

>>4206352

I enjoy my anus not bleeding from a fiber devoid diet of hot pockets and doritos.

>>4206382
Fucking hipster fag.

>>4206352
what is a vegetarian

>>4206281
I'm neither a foodie or hipster, but a well prepared brussel sprout is great. A poorly prepared brussel sprout is a nightmare.

>>4206281
> mfw I fell in love with baked brussel sprouts after hearing horror stories from my mom's youth.
> mfw I tell people that they are eating brussel sprouts and they say "These don't taste like shit!"

I remember when I was in 4th grade, I was with a friend of mine in the back of our school where they had a garden of brussel sprouts and we would eat them raw. It was pretty good.

>mfw he starts eating dandelions and telling me people in China do it

how many times has this shitty thread been made?

must mean those """hipsters""" are simply better cooks, if you can't fucking make edible brussel sprouts.

>>4206281

I genuinely think they're good.

>>4206504

But they do.

>>4206494
...You have my attention good sir, any tips for baking them?

>>4206392

Sure is the stench of trawllies.

yeah i like 'em

pic related my dinner last night(sorry for the lack of flash)

Taste good to me when cooked right. I only avoid them because they upset the fuck out of my stomach and give me terrible gas. For some reason, cabbage doesn't have nearly as strong an effect so I'd rather just eat that instead. Maybe I like them so much that I tend to overeat them which makes it a lot worse.

My mother sometimes cooks brussels sprouts in the oven.
Hits them with some finely chopped garlic, chopped up almonds and nuts, and some oil and soy-sauce.
Otherwise just browned in a ceramic dish.
Shit is cash

disgusting vegetables:

brussel sprouts
broccoli
romanesco broccoli
chicory
cauliflower (this one especially)

>>4206297
feels won't away :(

>>4206504
I had a friend in kindergarten who chewed on dandelions right out of the school gardens and fields. He tried to get me to do it but I didn't dare.

>yfw I'm Asian and the other boy was white

>>4206535
yuck

>>4206761
>hating broccoli or cauliflower

>>4206788
Broccoli is alright in small amounts but cauliflower is downright disgusting.

>>4206790
But they're so similar!

>>4206792
Broccoli doesn't stink as repulsively when being cooked.

>replying to troll threads

i LOVE brussels sprouts and cabbage,soo good!

>>4206352
>Not enjoying a plethora of vegetables with your stir-fry

Anyone here never eat vegetables ever? How often do you poop?

>>4206802
yes. never. i have a stoma bag.

>>4206281
My uncle, every holiday, goes on about how even brussel sprouts can taste good. He talks about lightly frying them with olive oil and some spices. I told him "anything can taste good if you cover the damn thing with other things"

>>4206808
good thing they taste delicious by themselves then. you never steamed or cooked them until they're just right and had them with a tiny bit of oil/butter and salt/pepper did you?

>>4206817
That's not them tasting good. That is putting something else on them to make them taste good.

>>4206824
nope, it's them tasting good. you ever tried oil and salt by itself?

>>4206824

Brussel sprout leaves are like little cups to hold fat and salt, and they crisp up wonderfully.

Here try frying a brussel sprout in a deep fryer and eat it by itself with just a touch of salt.

If you say "herp you added salt" well what kind of fucking tardo doesnt salt his food?

Oh and adding things to it? Would you eat unsalted beef or unsalted pork? It is a total waste of meat doing that, no matter the quality.

>>4206824
>every food that tastes good must taste good by itself
>NO PEPPER, NO SALT, NO OIL
>FINAL DESTINATION

>>4206862
As much as I hate telling a stranger over the internet that they're right, this faggot is correct, they can be used as little cups to hold delicious treats such as piping rosettes of salmon mousse etc

You faggots don't like vegetables? Not any vegetables at all? The fuck is wrong with you?

>>4206895
You don't make friends with salad.

>>4206382
what's in that? specifically the dressing? I've got two pounds of broccoli and i just found out what im going to do with it.

>>4206895
I love broccoli.
I love all vegetables.

>>4206902
The ensuing dance number was pretty contrived.

not grilling brussel sprout s & adding balsamic to them
fucking uneducated fucks

Why do uneducated simple-minded pinhead troglodites not love all vegetables, especially Brussels sprouts?

>>4207007
>why do people not like the things I like?

>>4207015
Exactly. Thats why OP is a giant flapping pussy faggot.

>>4206281
I love bruxxel sproux
but i have never been a hipster
but to be honest i am the only person who likes them
most people hate them!

>>4207015
>>4207032
>>4207007
>>4206993
ITT: foodie hipster-fucks circlejerking

>>4207032
brussel sprouts are the shit
love em!

>>4207045
my mom likes brussel sprouts and she's pretty far from a hipster foodie fuck

anyway you're stupid, they're pretty tasty

Brussel sprouts are scrumdiddlyumptious.

>>4206352
>I have literally never heard of nutrition

1. Cut off very small part from stem of brussel sprouts, remove any loose leaves.
2. Slice brussel sprouts into disks, starting at the base and working your way up (IF YOU DONT USE A SHARP KNIFE THE SPROUTS WILL FALL APART AND WONT BE NEARLY AS GOOD)
3. Dice onions fine, mince 2 cloves of garlic.
4. Heat pan with olive oil and a little bit of butter to medium high heat.
5. Throw everything in the pan once it is hot, top with some montreal steak seasoning and stir well. Toss in a dash of balsamic vinegar.
6. Cook for 5-7 min (or until you can get most of the sprouts browned)
7. Reduce heat to medium, toss in ~1/3 cup of water, cover and steam until water evaporates.
8. Taste for seasoning, add more montreal if desired.
9. ???
10. Enjoy with fish / steak / chicken or just by itself!

delicious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO0OpOYF0

saying hipster these day is the same as saying
"stop liking the things I don't like"
seriously it's so mainstream it's not even worth trying to point out.

Brussel sprouts are great man the fuck up and eat your vegetables. No more TV dinners.

I always loved broccoli, my sister made a mac & cheese plate with broccoli in it a few weeks ago.

10/10 would reccomend.

>>4207722
Butthurt hipster detected.

>>4207760
nice come back

Yup I'm a hipster and don't feel ashamed of it. But butthurt over a vegetable? No.

>>4206281
That cat looks delicious.
It's ok I'm from Hong Kong

>>4207792
>implying people from Hong Kong eat cat

Of all the fucking Chinese cities you could choose, you just had to be a mouth breathing moron and pick the one that is an ex-British colony and the vast majority of people would rather eat their own leather belts than think of a cat as food. God damn it you fucking idiot.

>>4207809
Holy crap kid it was just a joke. Why did you get so mad?

>>4207809
>eat their own leather belts
I think you mean
>eat thell own revvel behrz

Seriously, they eat pig anus and don't try to deny it: I've seen it for sale in HK. Love the city and much of the cuisine, but often absolutely repulsive street food. That's not to say that the street food is always absolutely repulsive, just that it often is.

But you're right: that other poster is a derp as I'm pretty sure HKers don't eat cats.

>>4207840
asianamericans always feel they gotta defend their culture... then again that goes for just about anyone.

>>4207842

In Guangdong they sure as hell eat cats, and much worse besides.

>>4207809
Oh you're feisty the FBI must be very proud of your deductive qualities.

>>4207842
And like Saigon- pig uterus is high on the menu.

Also Hong Kong does eat cat.
Not in the high end restaurants, but it's definitely available at some of the hole in a wall places.
>mfw I ate it by mistake one night whilst drunk.

>>4207853

He's from hong kong, newfriend. Hang out for a bit before posting next time, ok?

>>4207880

Some people can taste bitter compounds in Brussels sprouts, while others can't. It's a single-gene autosomal recessive trait.

Personally, I think they taste shittier than any other vegetable I've ever eaten, and by a wide margin. I guess I must have the gene that lets me taste the bitter compounds.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TAS2R

>>4207887

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Humanity never learns.

>>4207880
>>4207866
Guangdong/Canton might, but as far as I'm aware, HK proper does not. Maybe the Sham Shui Po part of Kowloon, but I really don't think HK proper does. Could be wrong though: any evidence to back your respective claims?

I love them when my mom made them. I havent been able to make them tasty myself, though.

I just realised I have never eaten brussel sprouts at age 23

not because of pre conceived notions of their flavour, but because no one in my family ever used them in cooking

I'm buying some tomrrow, what is a sprouts centered meal I should prepare?

>>4207893
>HURR YOU SHOULD EAT THINGS THAT DON'T TASTE GOOD LIKE BRUSSELS SPROUTS AND JIZZUM BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO DURR

>>4209162
fry them quartered in bacon fat then add cooked bacon to it at the end

We eat them steamed with a pinch of salt and cottage cheese.
Motherfuckers need to embrace the sprout as a delicious vegetable

>>4209167
Yeah, with this recipe the sprouts will only taste like bacon. Not the best way to know if he likes it...

>>4206785

>yfw I'm Asian and my friend was Mexican

>Parents boil Brussels sprouts with water and butter.
>You literally cannot go wrong with this method, delicious every time.
>Parents refuse to buy brussels sprouts outside of christmas dinner, even though it is my favourite food.
>Get laughed at in elementary school, when I mention brussels sprouts as my favourite food.
>MFW

>>4209293
>parents boil Brussels sprouts until they become a tasteless mush
>they wonder why non of their children like them
seriously shit isn't rocket science

>>4209319
it takes a looong time for sprouts to become mush.
If you fail at something so simple, McDonald's is the right choice for you and your family.

>>4209321
my parents boiled everything
>carrots
>potatoes
>broccoli
>cauliflower
>Beet
you name it they boil it, in plain water no additives

>>4209293
>boiling Brussels sprouts with water and butter
What a terrible waste.

>>4209321
>If you fail at something so simple, McDonald's is the right choice for you and your family.
If your family refused to buy a certain vegetable outside of a certain holiday it sounds like they are the McDonald's-eating rednecks.

really delicious is to boil broccoli for half a minute (when i say boil i say really hot water). They won't taste like green jelly, but cripsy, juicy natural goodness. Honest to god, try it.

>>4209344

You should look into blanching.

>>4209331
>If your family refused to buy a certain vegetable outside of a certain holiday it sounds like they are the McDonald's-eating rednecks.
Not rednecks (wrong country and socio-economic background), but yeah, they care little about food, and broccoli was like 5% cheaper so they went with that.
>What a terrible waste.
It got me, a 5 year-old to love brussels sprouts. When you can do this for your children in whatever time you have left between work and after school activities, then you will have my respect. Until then, you are a worthless foodie who has no idea how food works for the common man.

>>4209355
that's the word! Yup, blanching. Its good

>>4209361

Blanching requires salted boiling water and an immediate ice water bath. Give it a try. It's your method, but better.

>>4206888

Why thank you and nice trips queerbait.

>>4206352
Friend has schizophrenia, her taste buds are wired so most meat tastes like metal and concentrated sweetums she pretty much only eats greens and such, because they taste normal enough for her. consider you ass debunked you generalizing faggot.

I eat vegetables but don't have any friends to impress by doing so. Checkmate, OP.

>1. blanch
>2. roast
>3. ????
>4. profit

>turkey dinner with brussel sprouts

oh god it's so fucking good

You're an idiot. Brussel sprouts are massively nutritious and they taste fine but I suppose if they're not instantly gratifying, then they must be awful for you because you're such a cro-magnon nigger.

Roast from raw with bacon and salt and pepper. I will dare anyone to not love my brussels.

>>4206281
OP confirmed for bad cook. Nothing tastes good when shit cooks like you make it

>>4206976
>>4206902
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM6QwIOYQ

>>4207893
>Scientifically proved that to some people it tastes like shit
>Gotta beat some kids so they know to eat shit

I like sprouts, some people don't.

Go fuck yourself.

>>4209585

I think OP is the same guy who always accuses people who like spicy foods of being tryhards. He can't fathom people liking stuff he doesn't.