/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4193311
This. You eat like and have the tastes of a teenager.

seems like a lot of food for a snack.

Little bit much for a snack. This seems more like a lunch.

>fresca

Add some crackers and it will be perfect.

too much carbs

since when is a snack like 800 calories

>>4193308
>i'm learning about food and i know what all these cheeses are now lol what u think /ck/

Please go back to the website with the faggot alien mascot.

>>4193327
Don't you mean Instagram?

I wouldn't feed that to my worst enemy. Why are your tastes so horrible?

As a fatass my idea of a snack is 8 saltine-sized crackers with a slice of cheese on each. What OP here has is a life-threatening obesity snack, that I would call a quick yet filling dinner.

>>4193327
This is the only website I visit

the reason I posted the names was to inform people of what was on the plate instead of addressing individual posters

I couldn't help but notice you spelled gabagool wrong

>>4193316

Yes, fresca. Mmm, mmm, nigga.

>snack

>>4193308
>Fresca
could be worse but not good
>pickles, peppers and olives
fine
>pepperoni and capicola
not too bad for a light snack
>A FUCKING POUND OF SIX DIFFERENT TYPES OF CHEESE
No.....no. No. Nope. If you had just used a little of one type of cheese it would still be considered a snack, albeit a very filling snack. If you only had two or three types of cheese then you'd have a nice full lunch there. But no. Thats like a pound of cheese on that plate bro. Not even the olives and pickle will save you now. If I ate all of that I'd be full until the next day.

Just how fat are you?

god tier snack, op!

fresca's sucked ever since they screwed up the formula some years ago

I live with a faggot like you, he spends ages in the kitchen making a shitty meal and then sits there telling me about it like I should give a fuck.

to be fair to him though, he isn't half the faggot you are.

Not a bad >snack.

Just need some bacon.

That's a lot of fucking cheese, and cheese is pretty calorie-dense.

That's more like a big-ish lunch in terms of calories; that's probably like 500-600 calories on your plate, at a rough estimate. Cut down on the cheese and toss the Fresca out.

Needs crackers and mustard for the cheese

>Cheese
>pickled vegetation
>lunch meats

I'd be curious to know what the sodium content is for this - other than that, there are FAR worse things to snack on. So I give you a "meh" out of 10.

>>4193316
No niggers in this board, thanks.

>>4193486
Thinking in the mythical terms of the sacred average of 2000 calories. No everyone is a average slim fit young mid complexion boy.

>>4193746
*high-five*

The epic shit I would take after the cheese

God no thank thank you.

>gouda and colby jack on the same plate
2/10

too much goddamn cheese, no crackers. Otherwise, Its pretty good. I'd also swap out the fresca for a nice beer or red wine.

>>4193327
how do YOU know of that website hmm?

That's a snack? Looks like a meal to me

>>4193740
Cracka u serious?

>>4193842

>>4193740
/pol/ pls go

The only thing I'd add is a good beer

>snack
fat american detected

Well, that's enough cheese and meat for a meal, but honestly, that's one of my favorite things to eat, OP. I love a good meat and cheese tray. NOM. Although, I'd add some slices of apple or pear to go with the cheese, too.

>>4193308
needs veggie crackers. Add more olives, take away more of the other food.

a frank review of OP's snack plate:

it's OK. too light on the meat, OK on the olives, pickle should go but the pepperoncini may stay. cheese acceptable both in variety and amount. overall it's too light a snack for my tastes, but if it was supplemented with more meat like I said and maybe some mayo for dipping/a pizza slice it could do nicely

as far as the drink goes, whatever.

7/10

>>4193308

I think you buy pre-sliced cheese.

>gabagool
ova heeeeeeeere

>>4193308
>I care what anonymous strangers think about what i choose to eat at leisure

>>4193308
Looks like a ploughmans, sort of.

too much. u must be fat

>>4195261
fuck me that looks delicious

>>4195261
id take that for 3 meals a day

>>4195261
9/10, swap the greens for scalloped potatoes and I'm in

>>4195290
>scalloped potatoes over greens
da fuck is wrong witchu

>>4195290
Yeah, he's pushing on too much color there. Not enough BROWN food..........

>>4195317
I don't like greens, okay? Never had a taste for them. Maybe some sweet peas with the little white onions in them or green beans with bacon could be better substitutes.
>>4195319
Mayne you racist

>>4195290
You could swap the tater tots for scalloped potatoes.

>>4195320
I wasn't being racist. I actually meant the color of the food. I read an article once about buffet food in general (mostly lower tier, I suppose) and it headlined by saying that for most of these places, the color of money isn't green - It's brown. This was in reference to battered, deep fried food and brown food in general being the dominant portions on the plates.

Yes, I'm in America.

>>4195320

Collard greens are generally cooked with bacon or ham hocks to make them more flavorful.

>>4195336
I know, I just don't like the texture of them. Too slimy for me.
>>4195334
Good thinking.
>>4195335
Yeah you're right. I was kidding about the racist thing. It blows my mind when I go to the local "Authentic Chinese Buffet" and half of the food they have is variants of deep fried chicken.

>>4195261
Was this for Martin Luther King Day?

>>4195261
I've never seen a black person eat a tater tot in my life.

>>4194108
3 of the cheeses were sliced to order at the deli counter (boars head)

>>4195261
nice

>>4196198

Looks like a good snack but put a big glop of mustard on the plate for dipping. Also, dill spear AND dill pickles? Choose one.

>>4196538
I ended up using some spicy brown mustard

I think you don't know what a snack is and that you might be fat.
....let me lick your rolls ifyouknowwutimsayan

that snack is more food than i've eaten all day

>fresca
>no crackers or mustard

YA BLEW IT

>>4193324
> since when is a snack like 800 calories

Average McD entree item is 800 calories. That "snack" is more like 1500. Fuckin pigs on this board.

OP:
Post what you consider to be a meal.

>>4198072
>cheese and capicola
>1500 calories

Full retard

>>4198072
I posted a meal in some other thread that was a lobster meal I made


everyone else post your snacks itt

>>4198072
>implying everyone has the same caloric intake requirements

>>4199712
Not even trying to be funny. This is what I snack on.

>>4193308

He thinks not having any crackers and replacing them with olives and pickles are going to keep him "less on calories".

Limit it to 1 - 2 cheeses 7 slices in total man.

That's a shit ton of food. That would be enough for 3-4 snacks for me.

I like fresca.

>>4199757
>mfw first time seeing the unaltered version of this image

>>4199791
Cigarettes suppress appetite and alcohol is full of calories

there are people who live off smokes and booze

>>4195261
nigger snack/10

and i as a fat white guy would eat it in a second.

That's an antipasto for 4 people, how is that a snack?
Also
>Fresca
You have all of that delicious shit and you don't have wine with it? WTF OP?

Plate full of smelly farts and constipation.

If you had a few beers and a few friends this snack would seem normal.

bumping thread for the weekend crew

>>4199824
>Also surpress smell sense & taste buds
>taste like shit
??
>LOGIC

>>4201927
no weekend crew, only superb owl

>>4193829

because they're always bringing their shit to this website

Op why are you so desperate? Bumping your own thread?
And its basically something a kid would throw on a paper plate.

>>4202053
I bumped it for the weekend crew to have a look

>And its basically something a kid would throw on a paper plate.

I think my snack appeals to people of all ages but I doubt a kid would enjoy everything on that plate

>>4193308
i think you're prolly a fat lazy piece of shit. seriously.

>>4202154
what the guy you are responding to is implying is not that a child would necessarily enjoy it (even though many would, just not fucking americlap-children like yourself), but that a child could make it. there is no preparation involved, you just opened the fridge and put some stuff on a plate.

i know that its just a snack, and it isnt supposed to be work, but then dont show it of on /ck/ like its a 5-star creation.

you suck, OP. yes, i slightly mad.

>>4200495

Delicious food goes best with delicious drinks. Alcohol makes all drinks taste worse, so it makes sense to pair a good meal with something non-alcoholic. His choice of soda is questionable, however.

>>4202171
>i know that its just a snack, and it isnt supposed to be work, but then dont show it of on /ck/ like its a 5-star creation.

so I shouldn't have ever posted in the first place because it makes you mad that I shared with you?

>>4202186
>His choice of soda is questionable, however.

it was the only can I had cold and my coke zero was tasting pretty flat (2 liter)

>>4202240

>Coke zero

Why man? Coke in and of itself is fucking hyper-acidic and Coke Zero has to add that aspartame crap to it that's generally worse for you than sugar.

Get yourself some fucking Dr. Pepper or something.