/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4188046
>this guy again

>>4188055
>mad again

What can I say? I was inspired by your french fry pizza and decided to dig a little deeper. I had no idea Europe invented deep fried pizza. I'm actually kinda impressed.

>posting this again
Have you ever had a calzone?

Might as well get this out of the way...

>>4188076
Might as well get this out of the way...

>>>/pol/

Pizza Fritta

http://fxcuisine.com/default.asp?langua=2&Display=83&resolution=high

>>4188070
yeah calzones aren't deep fried

Does Europe even have heath codes? This is fucking disgusting.

America has deep fried butter, check mate

>>4188152
Only available at state fairs as a gimmick. This is a European diet staple.

>>4188161
>This is a European diet staple.
I don't think you understand what that term means.

>>4188168
I don't think we're supposed to take this thread seriously

>>4188168
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staple_food

>>4188161
>this is what americans actually believe

hahahah wow you might be the stupidest person i've ever seen post on 4chan

>Europe consists entirely out of Scotland

in germany it looks somewhat like this. some brands are better

>>4188178
There's two variations in Italy, I think it's safe to say it's spread throughout the continent.

>>4188175
Agreed, it is hard to take Europe seriously.

I like these threads better than the vegan troll threads at least. These I can laugh at. How people fall for any of them is beyond me though.

Considering all the culinary abominations we have in America I'd be very surprised if this didn't exist here.

Also Scottish food doesn't represent Europe.

>>4188200
It really doesn't matter, it originated in Eurolardopia.

>>4188202
You tryin' too hard for your mad geography skills son.

Can you identify the brown sauce on this fried pizza, Euros?

>>4188263
HP?

nigga is that gravy

>>4188320
It's ketchup in the OP. Europeans put ketchup on their pizza.

Omg. I am on the verge of vomiting. I was planning to travel to Europe this summer, but it looks like I'll be headed to Disneyland instead!

>>4188547
Good, we don't want your type over here eating all our precious fried pizzas

>>4188046
Please, get out of Scotland before you find the deep-fried mars bars.

We want to keep them for ourselves.

>>4188301
I thought that but its too light on the chips

>>4188591
It's just generic watered down brown sauce that you get in any chippie, it looks light on the chips because the sun is shining on them

>this thread

>>4188046
Why are you so mad, OP. We're just following the precedent set down by the United Claps. We're just trying to validate your culinary attempts. If you want, we can stop?

Delicious European pizza.

>>4188608
why is it in the box of an American pizza company?

Thatt is the work of a scot or a northener. Please don't associate us with them.

>>4188070
>>4188104

lol, get on the swedes level, fags

>>4188609
It's not. It's from Pinguin Pizzeria in Sweden.

>>4188611
up north we don't deep fry food, we just make combinations and use ingredients that are 2deep4everyone else.

The Kebab pizza is the by far best selling pizza in Sweden, which it has been for many years now.

>>4188625
Christ... what the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>4188625
North England is deep fried city though. Look up 'parmo' or simply 'deep fried mars bars'

>>4188625
I bet that would taste godly after a few pints

Doesn't it look scrumptious?!

>>4188143
>Europe
sure
>Napoli
not really

>>4188648
It has a very plastic sheen to it.

Also, why is there just a single pineapple ring in the center?

>>4188663
I think it's best that we don't try to make sense of it.

Why do you do this? Those are sliced up hot dogs, for fuck's sake.

>>4188663
Another one of your five a day. We're very health-concious over here in Europe, unlike you Amerilards.

>>4188712
That's a smoked sausage not a hotdog

>>4188712

American Inspired pizzas

>>4188718
>We're very health-concious over here in Europe

We can tell.

OP, you're from a country that has the shitiest culinary history known to the world, how does pointing out one flaw in another country's validate what you guys do. You're all lard eating, sweaty fat fucks, no need to go projecting your fat butt hurt on the internets.

>>4188720
The blog I found it on specifically stated that they were hot dogs.

>>4188731
lard is fucking delicious bro

>>4188728
Notice the two forks, that's a rare treat being shared between two or more people

>>4188731
>2013
>Getting trolled
shigdig

>>4188663
You tell me. It came from the Americlap annexe Hawaii

>>4188738
wow, you're obviously way more 4chan savy than anyone here. You must be great company irl.

>>4188739
Nope, that's a European pizza, but I can see why you wouldn't want it to be.

Eurofat lol

>>4188737
No, I think someone else just wanted a bite.

>>4188744
Stop being such a little bitch and lighten up. Jesus, you're making the rest of us look bad.

>>4188762
>2014
>denial

you trolled me looking for a reaction; you got it; you cried about it. Maybe you should go be anus unhappy on another board?

>>4188771
>denial

lel. You complained about butthurt in your original butthurt post, maybe you should go back to /b/ with the rest of the boys your age.

>>4188771
Are all Europeans this stupid or is it only the ones that post on 4chan?

>>4188782

>more butt hurt
severe anal bruising detected

>>4188786
Too much veg for you?

>>4188783
>lel
gb2reddit, friend

>>4188791
I'd be happy to eat the salad separately.
Not like this. :(

>>4188792
Are you kidding? I honestly don't even know anymore with all the shit appearing in this thread

Frankfurter and fries pizza at Italy in Cockfosters.

Why are you hurting me like this?

>>4188046
It's amazing how America which is famed for its deep fried butter and coke, can't even manage to do deep fried food correctly. Are you even trying America?

>>4188848
It's funny that that's what you Eurolards cling to when it's only served once a year.

I must admit, the whole chips on pizza thing is retarded

>>4188856
did you applaud yourself after you posted that?

and after reading this?

and this?

>>4188096
Ah, that looks beautiful.

A romantic European dinner consisting of fried pizza and chips. I think we all know where this party moved to!

Just picture that greasy love-making.

Pizza Hut sells potato wedges. Not sure why this comes as a surprise that they'd do something similar elsewhere in the world. As shit tier as Pizza Hut is, though, the OP pizza is elementary school-grade trashcan. At least make something mediocre.

I love how butthurt OP is. He keeps posting "hurrr Eurolard" shitposts because he is so upset about... something.

Wanna talk about it OP?

>>4188877
Pizza Hut in America doesn't sell potato wedges. I Googled it and it's apparently only a European thing.

>bring mirror up the european's face regarding their awful pizza.
>automatically cry "troll"


Why get mad at the truth eurolards?

>>4188888
what a waste of quints

>>4188881
I doubt he's butthurt at all. Rather, I think he's proving his intended point - that there are people who are so sensitive that they just can't pass this thread of obvious logical fallacies without replying, just because it's implying something scandalous that is vaguely directed towards their own nationality. And even then through an expansive carpet term said people should be ignoring thanks to how inaccurate it is, but still reflexively react to.

>>4188886
Must have just recently stopped, then. They were part of the Wing Street side items. Tots, wedges.

>>4188881
This mindset doesn't make any sense. Why would OP be upset that you eat deep fried pizza? Why are you getting so defensive?

>>4188894

They were a Europe thing.

>>4188897
I'm American, but okay.

>>4188893
>tries to be smart
>finishes with a preposition

>>4188899
As in, they started it in Europe? Because I ordered them multiple times in Texas.

>>4188905

Did you call them "chips" when you placed your order? If not you ordered them wrong.

>>4188076
This basically sums up the U.S.

I bet Americans can't even look at that picture for more than 30 seconds. Their lifetime of brainwashing causes them to shut off when confronted with facts that contradict their nationalist propaganda.

lel

>>4188907
>"Pizza Hut, may I take your order?"
>"Yeah I'd like a pepperoni p'zone and some taters"
>"Wedges or tots?"
>"Wedges"

Is how that usually goes down in the south.

>>4188912
You dirty texans.

I had to drive by Texas and it foul

>>4188915
Fair enough. I don't live there anymore and I'm pretty damn happy about it.

Hot dogs and fries... Oh, Europe. A real culinary wasteland.

>>4188933
>http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/09/01/i-eat-the-hot-dog-and-french-fryizza-reginella-brooklyn-heights-nyc-reew.html

>>4188935
American's had to try it, it is in our nature after all.

>>4188940
That's true... Americans have to eat as much as possible so that they can die with as few appendages as possible.

Doesn't it look revolting?

>>4188945
So much defensiveness.

>>4188935
Are you saying that OP was trolling all along?
Shocker! Who'da thunk it

>ITT: Anally devastated eurolards

>>4188946
Erm, that one looks quite good

>>4188951
It's not trolling when there's a source written in plain English in the OP.

ewwww wtf europe?

>>4188952
>defensiveness
Not really. Enjoy your obesity and diabetes though. What is it like have to inhale sharply and suck in your gut to see your penis?

>>4188972
So much anger.

UK does not even want to be a part of Europe so I am not sure we can really count those Scottish foods as European.

>>4188979


Attempting to justify

Failed.

I'm just happy the Britbongs have decided to lay off the coagulated blood tubes and migrate to something more palatable. Still disgusting, but more palatable.

>>4188979
Europeans and your selective reading comprehension. There's two varieties of deep fried pizza in Italy!

>http://www.kltv.com/story/20152427/tex-tops-list-for-most-deep-fryer-acciden

>>4188990
It's like fried foods are more common in the south or something. Weird.

I love sitting here reading euro vs america threads. You guys are so insecure.

Yes, that's ketchup on this pizza. I'm actually surprised that Europeans would stoop this low.

Shit thread.

Pizza fritta is delicious.

seriously, europe? did you decide to cum on a pizza and top it with some shitty fruit?

>>4189027
that cum is what america stands for

>>4189027
>mfw that is not cream cheese but creme fraiche

>>4189027
>Flag-pizza[1].jpg
>Reversed image of the american flag
>europe
Good job, good effort

>>4189005
That thing looks fucking hilarious. Ketchup on a pizza is beyond disgusting.

>>4189036

>>4189085
I-I think we could see that from the original pic pretty quickly.

>>4189036
its on its side you stupid american
lrn2perspective

>>4189149
So much Eurolard anger today.

>>4189027
Why is one side more cooked (burnt) than the other?

>>4189154
not even, australia the land of organic gourmet food

>>4188968
That seems pretty delicious to me.

>>4188046
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
what was the warning?

>>4189324
probably something like stop shitposting

>>4188046

>>4188933
The fork and knife is the bigger travesty in that pic

>>4189324
Fuck yeah shitposting warnings!
Thanks mods
Now if you could just ban this sceak turdburglar...

>>4189341
I was posting in a thread about "meat being murder" or something the other day and it just disappeared. I'm guessing that the mods are either cracking down on what they consider "shitposting" or one of them has some sort of agenda.
tl;dr SMITE ME OH MIGHTY MODERATOR

>>4189355
>one of them has some sort of agenda
you make it sound like it is a bad thing

>User was warned for this post.

Good. Seeing as all he's constantly done for the last fortnight or so is keep bashing Scotland for having crap fast food.

Now I'm going to go enjoy some black pudding for breakfast.

>>4189359
Not a bad thing per se, but weirdly proactive. I'm glad that someone's finally doing something about all the damn "meat is murder and so do you" threads that have been cropping up. I'm a little disappointed that the whole "eurofat" trend that's popped in the last few weeks seems to be coming to an end, as these threads are hilarious, if a little repetitive.

Apparently Europeans can't handle criticism... imagine if Americans were so sensitive that they couldn't handle the nonstop "Amerifat" posts. If anything, you just proved that you're a little too emotional.

>>4188096
Would eat.

>not deep frying your Himalayan pink salt
you on some kinda diet? That what they teachin you in that sissy school?

>>4188263
I was going to say HP but that is was too grey and light for HP. It looks like some sort of instant gravy. If it's from the UK, I would say it is an onion gravy like you would get at a chippy, however it being a pizza means it is from a kebab shop so they wouldn't serve gravy. It is a mystery.

>>4188756
Just because you meripoors can't afford to eat properly.

>>4189489

A bunch of chip shops in the UK serve pizza. Chip shop pizza is an abomination.

>>4188046
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lol, europeans suck with food aside from italians. those people were born without taste buds.

>>4189547
>French cuisine
>Mediterranean food
>Spanish food
Fucking KILL YOURSELF.

>>4189563
the french are gay
we have mediterranean food in the USA, i would know, my family makes it and i live here.
we have spanish food....as well as every other kind of food.

what's youre point? you have a couple things we have? we have ALL of it.

>>4189599

U S A # 1 !

>>4189976
Yes, it is. :-)

>>4189987
Not if you actually like living longer and not being in debt or war all the time.

>Live in Las Vegas
>Every cuisine imaginable
>Local or imported products
>Millions of tourists
>Looking for quality on par with some fancy pants Chateau Frog restaurant
>We have 100s of those
>All affordable
>American sized

this thread has ruined pizza for me forever
thanks a god damn lot

Oh fuck, Scotland here, deep fried pizza, see that all the time, only in fried fish places.

>live in Korea
>pizza comes with sweet potatoes and other abominations on it

Mfw I cook for myself. If cheese wasn't so overpriced I might make a pizza for myself here.

>>4190105
Quit your bitching. The Norks have to eat their own children.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arcle-2269094/North-Korean-parents-t-children-driven-mad-hunger-fami-hit-pariah-state.html?ICO=most_rd_module

>>4190112
>implying that's not imperialist propaganda

Grow up, kiddo. You gooks are every bit as brainwashed as the other gooks are. And your pizza and beer are the worst on earth. At least the North managed to pull off a beer better than Hite.

>>4188046
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

>>4190109
We wouldn't call pot pie pudding. It's pie.
Would you call a pancake "bread"? Because it's exactly the same ingredients as yorkshire pudding.
Christmas pudding is boiled/steamed and is therefore pudding. If you put the exact same mixture in a tin and put it in the oven, it's cake.

When do you ameriturds realize that when you say Europe you are talking about 50 DIFFERENT nations? Goddamn you people have the stupidest civilian population

>>4190109
wrong.
Only BLOOD sausage= pudding.
If the Potpie is not savoury, then yes, it is a pudding, but only when steamed.
What you call "pudding" is in fact mousse.

>>4190176
This. And it's called a pudding because it's made by boiling.

European pizza is good.

>>4190191
/thread

this has all been a waste of time

>>4188608
That actually looks qui- FUCKING PINEAPPLE?

>>4190211
What's wrong with pineapple?

>>4190212
it's sub derp tier

>>4190212
Fruit on a savory food is not aspie friendly. It freaks them right the fuck out.

>>4190175
When will you Yuropoors realise that when you say America you're talking about 50 DIFFERENT states? Goddamn you people have the stupidest civilian population.

>>4190230
lucky for you it's peasant friendly

>>4190232
Well, said 50 different states aren't their own nations. They all speak essentially the same language.

>>4190176
you mean to tell me that the steak and kidney pudding which that pot pie is a picture of is not called pudding? because it is, which is why if you google steak and kidney pudding you will find that picture.
adding blood makes is pudding? that makes no sense, less sense than this here>>4190190
which means that all british food must be pudding because everything gets boiled to shit in a pot.

>>4188786
haha it's like someone ordered a carry out and while they were at the pizza place raided the salad bar

>>4188968
pfffHAHAHAHA as a person who's ordered texmex pizzas before at mexican resturants, I can say these people don't know what they're doing

I mean cmon, at least have the courtesy of putting the stuff on top on the side so people can apply it themselves
it looks like they just grabbed their biggest spoon and globbed 3 scoops and said "done"

>>4190232
>implying the European Union isn't 27 states with totally different cultures

your stupid is showing

>>4190228
It's great on a tuna pizza however

>>4190240
>steak and kidney pudding is steamed. Any other preparation makes it a pie.
>Blood pudding is a specific type of blood sausage.
>No. A pudding is a savoury, but sometimes sweet food that more often then not involves pastry and is almost always steamed. This discrepency is due to the word coming from the french "boudin" meaning blood sausage. It's also a synonym for dessert. Such a sausage was steamed for preparation. Some numpty tried steaming dough, and made something tasty. Does that clear stuff up for you?

>>4189599
I don't think you have legitimately good pub food.

>>4190260
so what you are saying is the british can not into language properly

>>4190276
Not at all, I'm saying that it's the french's fault, for having the idea of "boudin" and giving it to us.

It's funny how touchy the Americans have been on /ck/ lately. I guess all the fat dumb American trolls really got to you guys.

>>4190297
so what you are saying is the french are scum
it's their fault pho is not spelled fuh like it should be.

>>4190276
If you read up on the etymology of pudding you'll see the British are actually using it more accurately than we do.

>>4188046
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
Good!

Yurope got so mad.

Ive worked with a lot of europeans and they think its their god given right and righteous duty to inform me of my poor eating habits.
>they never been to my house
>they never seen me eat or prepare food
>i visit europe, dont lecture them like stereotypes are true or criticize how they do. (actually fuck you for charging to use your toilet.)
>i am loud fat-assed 'murrican that bombs babys and imposes on everything

>>4190424
yeah, sounds like they're about right

>>4190258
it's really not. You're objectively wrong. On the internet.

>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

wait there are mods on /ck/?

>>4190253
>Implying that thing is even reomtely mexican food.

>>4190664
I'm not saying it is, but it was obviously what they were going for

Weird, i never see the Murrifat bashing posts get warned.Is it only against the rules to make fun of Europe or something?
I am legitimately confused.What does a warning signify?Is it like an almost ban? Or is it just what janitors have available to them?
It seems to be a very recent phenomenon.

>>4190717
i think it's more because it's like the 4th "europoors h8 pizzor" thread this week

>>4190717
>>4190260
I saw a post just a few days back supposedly about black pudding.

It was just a troll post about a black guys huge penis with pic.

I think because the board is slow moving a lot of stuff gets removed before viewed.
That's probably why the janitors are exhausted and touchy.

>>4190717
>i never see the X bashing posts get warned
grow up

>>4188046
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
HAH

OP is not lucky at all

>>4190777
Why?

>>4188046
Pretty gross, but to be honest British cuisine and its descendants (america) aren't very healthy food in the first place. Dunno why.

"
"Pizza with French Fries and Weiners

As ordered by my daughter in an authentic pizzaria in Naples, Italy."

"Pizza with French Fries and Weiners

As ordered by my daughter in an authentic pizzaria in Naples, Italy."

>>4190821
Wrong.
The weiners referred to the waiters.
Can I have your daughters phone number or Facebook?

>>4190827
What are quotes?!

Smoked sasauge on pizza sounds amazing. I love Montreal smoked meat on my pizza (Canadian)

>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
Warned for what? Eurofats make HURR MURRIKA threads all the time and I've never seen one of those OPs "warned".

Mods hate America. Mods = Commies.

>>4190555
moot used to hang out here all the time. It was weird.

What's next? My vote would go to:

"Churry is a japanese invention!"

>>4190176
Mousse is fluffy, pudding isn't.

>>4190850
I always thought what Americans called pudding was a kind of custard.

>>4190424
Charging for toilet use = super clean toilets. In the US our public bathrooms are disgusting 99% of the time

my custom ban message was finally used properly

>>4190859
Custard has egg in it.

>>4190869
You say that as if Custard isn't all about egg. Custard is all about the egg

>>4188946
swedish pizza masterrace

>>4188625
A Scandinavian-style kebab pizza is all it takes to convince a man that life is worth living. For the price of 7.90€.

>>4190988
That looks delicious
8.5/10 would eat

>>4190989
It is. We have a saying that if the pizza is not folded at any part to fit it in the box, the shop is stingy and not worth it. If it's folded once, it's a good shop. If it's folded twice, it's 10/10 league. If it's folded more, they need bigger boxes.

Thread related. They don't fry these where I live, but rather bake them in the pizza oven. They're sauced and cheesed like pizzas, but they build a mound of kebab, greek cheese, hot kebab sauce and jalapenos in the middle before folding.

>>4191012
WOO
THANKS IMMIGRANTS

>>4191016
Yeah. Scandinavians are funny. They spend their every waking hour complaining about immigrants, except the moments when they have their mouths full of kebab. Which is a daily occurrence.

Can one of you Eurolards identify this sauce?

>>4191030
>can of Ramlösa
Ask a Swede.

>>4191030
>>4191044
Probably some off the shelf burger or kebab sauce. Maybe Korv-Görans Kebab sauce.

>>4188046

>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

Lol, oh wow.

The Europeans are master race when it comes to pizza. The Italians invited pizza.

Pic related, pizza in I had in Berlin from a wood fire stove made by Italians.

>>4191060
Yeah, they're definitely pizza master race. This one has onion ring and avocado!

>>4191064
I would eat the shit out of that, and I am a snooty discriminating white European who drinks only wine and does so with his pinky pointed out, votes for social-democrats, believes immigration enrichens culture and matures people's worldviews, and thinks Americans are humorous but often tiresome.

>>4190555
yup. i get relentlessly b& for posting off-topic and/or posting tits.

to keep 'on topic' im posting a pic of a bettered deep-fried black pudding

>>4191064
I would totally eat that. I'd rather not have the lettuce, but that looks amazing.

>>4191064
Do we even have to get started on the shit americans call pizza?

>>4191136
I think this thread has established that Eurolards are tasteless pigs. Also, there's a big difference between buying a deep fried pizza and something a bored housewife made for her blog.

>>4191146
That's not the first time the thirdworlders have made a "southwestern pizza". Get over, your country can't do anything right. Your healthcare is a joke, your cars are complete garbage, your educational system is the worst in the developed world, why would cuisine be any different? Why don't you go have a nice clap while you drown your sorrows with a cool glass of HFCS, hmm?

>>4191159
looks like you belong in /int/

>>4191159
I think he's posting one of those "obvious logical fallacies". It's an internet sport that's popular with the kids these days - they make a post in which they implicate a person or a group of being or doing something that's somehow discernible as degradatory, as well as utterly false, and then expect people to take it seriously.

I think they call it "making tricks" or something.

>>4191159
Says the faggot with muslims screeching "PRAISE ALLAH" outside his doorstep. How about you all learn how to manage your debt so you don't collapse and create another problem the U.S. will have fix for ya.

>>4191159
So much insecurity and anger, this is amazing.

Here, have an authentic Italian deep fried pizza with chips covered in ketchup.

>>4191173

>>4191175
It's funny how people can point blatant terrible things about American society and life and you guys just say, "hurrrr insecure and jelly much?".

America is a joke. The funny part is you guys think you are the "most free country in the world".

>>4191173
Hahahah, oh wow. You're an islamophobe too? Does your dad own an f150 that's never left pavement or hauled anything larger than a single bag of mulch, too? Do you think it's manly as fuck to own clothing advertising your love of watching sweaty, beefy men roll around in their underwear, too? Our finances our fine (Hint: Europe isn't all one country, and not all european countries are in the EU...thanks for proving what i said about your educational system, btw.)

>>4191175
>americans calling other nationalities insecure
Oh god my sides.

>>4191200
a) This isn't /pol/. b) We couldn't care less what you think. c) I'm enjoying how upset this is making you.

>>4191218
>Americans get MAF
>Attempt to project
Sorry yankee, not everyone is as dumb or emotionally involved in 4chan as you are.

>>4191218
There's nothing to think about, you fucking moron. Those are the facts. You're country is going down the tubes, but none of you seem to care. in fact, the standard response to criticism is to fly into a rage and start blindly attacking others.

All of those pizzas look amazing, I don't get the big deal. It's bread with great toppings, that's why pizza is universally loved everywhere.

>>4191226
I'm not seeing any of this "rage" and "attacking." You're being emotional. Also, this is a food & cooking board, you can take your silliness and anger here: >>>/pol/

>>4191247
Really? The rant about islam? No rage behing that? Christ, I knew you people were terrible at most things even remotely intellectual, but how can your attention span and reading comprehension be this poor?

>>4191253
That wasn't even me. I don't partake in or tolerate racism.

So is this man basically putting steak sauce on fried pizza? I'd like to try some of these pizzas, but the sauces totally kill it for me.

>>4191218
this is why /pol/ is the only good board anymore on 4chan

>>4191261
Right, you claimed that you saw no rage or attacking, when in fact, that wasn't the case. Do try to keep up, if you can manage.

>Eurofags shitpost about america all day every day
>No one does anything

>Someone makes a thread picking on Eurofags
>Mods respond immediately to publicly reprimand the bully

Euromod confirmed

>>4191276
>Americans crying, playing the victim card
Sounds about par for the course. It was those mean ole iraqi's fault that you had to invade and then still couldn't win the war, right?

>>4190105
Cheese is expensive there? You can make a primitive version for yourself out of milk, lemon juice, muslin cloth and even store it by painting it with edible wax.

>>4191272
Yes, I am the only person that has spoken to you in this thread. There's no possible way the idiot hurling around words like "faggot" and resorting to racism was someone else. Racism is for ignorant neanderthals. Not only are you the only one attacking anyone here, you're too self absorbed to recognize when you're wrong and move on. Your insecurity is making me chuckle, but we can stop the childish bickering any moment now.

>>4188046
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

>>4191276
this

>>4191289
Look, It's cute that you've gone to community college for a couple of terms and think you're smart, but you need to sit this one out. YOu're wrong, and you're not building a case for the collective intelligence of your countrymen.

>>4191289
>>4191306
You guys are just making me hate white people now. I'm ashamed to be part of the same civilization as you fucktards

>>4191276
Europeans seem to be a little more sensitive than I first suspected. The reason the ant-American posts don't result in bans is because we aren't emotional or insecure enough to report the thread enough to get a mod's attention almost immediately.

>>4191311
>The reason the ant-American posts don't result in bans is because we aren't emotional or insecure enough to report the thread enough to get a mod's attention almost immediately.

This.

It's like the guys that fall down screaming with fake injuries in divegrass to try to get a penalty call from the ref. Eurofags are trained by example in this kind of behavior from birth.

>>4188046
It's just so sad to look at... and that poor tomato.

>>4188046
mods=eurolards

Wait a second... how do you get "warned" on 4chan?

>mfw my country is objectively better than American in literally every way

I don't... I don't even.

>>4188946
>>4188625
amerifag here, i've never seen one of these until i went to denmark. it was fucking delicious, im sure the ones in sweden are better but i was thoroughly impressed by the combination.

>kebab pizza is the only good thing muslims brought to Scandinavia

>OP gets warned
>Three posts down, >>4188076 gets off scot-free

Mods confirmed for hipster Eurodicksuckers.

They are moot's special friends though, which explains why.

>euro mods
explains why all the america bashing threads get 200 replies

>>4191380

That guy is Canadian, he posts often on /ck/. I'm baffled that he spent all that time making that shitty infographic, but he basically lives to talk to Americans on the internet about life in America. It's kind of sad, he should get together with Sceak and then they could have gay little fantasy chats together.

>>4191439
>thinks it's real bashing and not just trolling
>thinks these threads are good

go back to /pol/ or /b/ if you want to be edgy about regions.

>>4191446
Sounds like he hit a nerve with you lol

>>4191439
>thinks this is america bashing
>being this autistic
>2013

>>4191468

No, I just clicked on it and I noticed it was basically a graphical version of the same 5 or 6 sentences he spams every time he's trying to "troll". Completely unrelated to /ck/ and distinctly focused on a few particular /pol/ issues. What a certain major website refers to as "statistically improbable phrases".

>>4191446


I find it sad that you took the time to learn all that stuff about someone else on the Internet.

>>4191482
I don't think he realizes that different people can post the same picture on 4chan either.

>>4191482

Do you think I looked him up on ED or something? /ck/ isn't /b/, it's pretty hard to ignore when an outsider comes along and repeatedly posts unrelated content over the course of a few days.

>>4191468
>>4191482
Someone's a little mad because he got called out.

Angry because you can't stop sucking Ameridick, Canuckfag?

>>4191508
This.

Usually when you feel the need to tell someone to go back to /pol/, you're talking to the repetitive angry Canadian. I'd probably make angry rants on the internet if I had to live in Canada too.

>>4191562
>I'd probably make angry rants on the internet if I had to live in Canada too.
dawwwwww

>>4191562
Not that guy, but I've posted that pic once before to get people mad.

Just sayin.

>>4191577
>implying anyone actually clicks on that picture anymore

Only response he got this time was take it to /pol/ and then he replied to his own post. No one got "mad."

>Late to the party
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

MODS=GODS

>>4191596
>I don't know how to read

>>4191602
Apparently not.

MOD=GODS still stands though.

>>4191311
>>4191317
I like how everyone ignored these posts. Europeans are so sensitive and emotional... they can dish it, but they can't take it. It's kinda sad, actually.

>>4191159

Hahaha, butthurt Eurofag detected.

>>4191200
Suzie here is still butthurt fo' sho. Bitchblood can dish it but he can't take it. Typical libfag Eurotard.

>>4191253
Look at dis nigga. Still mad. Best thread in a while.

>>4191276
You gotta admit, we Americans are indisputably the best at one thing: making every other nationality feel unfathomable levels of insecurity.

We skyrocketed out of nowhere to the top. So much jelly here it's insane.

>>4191291

This was MFW as well.

>>4191306
Hahaha! And now the butthurt Eurofag attacks community college! It's a lot easier to appear smart when your country doesn't have shit for population.

Come take all of our niggers and see how much higher the USA's standardized test scores and academic achievements rise.

Instead, libfags who worship you "enlightened" Eurofags refuse to make the nigs work for a living. Just like Europe, we keep people dumb by keeping them on the dole. I believe you Brits know all about that scam,

/truth

>>4191317
So much truth it's crazy.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"WE'RE RELEVANT TOO GUYS!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Convert to Islam Eurofags.

Rational American here. I'm not going to start shittalking any particular country or the EU in general, but I have to make one observation.

Here in the US, we haven't come even CLOSE to combining so many fuckterrible things on a pizza. The worst popular trend I can think of that's similar is the "famous bowl" from KFC. Like Patton Oswalt said, it's like a failure pile in a sadness bowl.

Bitch and moan all you want EU anons, but you know this is true. Deep frying everything at state fairs doesn't count. I'm trying to think of a "chippy box" or "Swedish kabob pizza" analogue here... and I'm grasping at straws.

Come to think of it, though, it makes me kind of angry and disappointed that we haven't matched this epic feat of cultural gluttony yet.

>the level of retardation being achieved in this thread

Looks good. What's the problem again?

>>4191752
>Rational American here

Do we even read the rest of the post, or was that a troll intro?

>>4189493
>Implying that I even live in America.

Stupid Eurofats.

>>4191829
read it for you, please don't bother

Why does every other pizza from Europe have ranch all over it?

>>4188631
seconded

>>4191268
>steak sauce

>>4188761
mmmm ps im a girl from Germany living in Canada + this looks great

>>4188833
this pizza = all my rage.

>>4190163
Whoa mofo, just because it is steamed does not make it pudding. Come over to Asia and taste some fucking steamed buns.

>>4188263

That's generic chip shop brown sauce. It's quite thin and very vinegary. I rather like it. It's a different sort of brown sauce to HP, they taste very different.

>>4191732
>americunt calling other nations insecure

my fucking sides

everybody hates amerishits for a reason

>mfw