/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Chopsticks are inferior to forks and knives in every possible way, why would I ever use them.

I don't use chopsticks because I'm not a pathetic weeaboo.

>>4186009
but they are better

what kind of pleb cuts their own meat? the chef should do that for you

Omolette.

i ate cereal with them before

Foie gras

i would answer if your question made any sense

what is the weirdest food you've ever eaten with a fork and knife?

>>4186039
and by food i mean thing

soup

A dead baby

>>4186034
so.....did you basically drink it?

>rice

seriously, how the fuck?

>>4186054

Your mom

>>4186054
>>4186062
Someone post the story already.

Look at this animal. using hands lolz

I eat peanut butter from the jar with chop sticks every once in a while.

>>4186012
children don't cut their own meat. Children.

>>4186118
Please tell me this is real

>>4186118
b..but why? Suddenly all of these dead baby jokes just aren't as funny anymore.

>be azn
>go to "oriental" restaurant and watch the gringos use chopsticks...
>they think they're fitting in while we talk shit about them
>i use a fork anytime i'm not eating at my moms house.

saw some anglo's using chopsticks at a chinese buffet!

>mfw

>>4186118
wtf dude....

>>4186215
>>4186131
>>4186128

He's not actually eating a real dead baby. It's a dead baby made out of props. The guy is some kind of artist. This picture is commonly used as propaganda to shame Asians.

urban legends/myth: false

>>418622>>418621>>418612>>418613>>418613>>418605>>418611
calm down guy
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/horrora/eating_babies.ht
this article is

>>418611
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/tus.asp

>>4186144
>be azn

no real asian claims azn

fuking disgusting filipino you are NOT asian

>>4186144
I don't talk shit when my FOB Asian friends eat their main course with a salad fork or cut food with a butter knife.
So don't be a dick.

>>4186242

filipino here, I can confirm this

>>4186226
Why use this picture when you can use pictures of Asian people cutting the fins off sharks and throwing them back into the water or the thousands of pictures of them butchering dogs and cats? How about those videos of them ripping apart live animals? That's not propaganda, that's Asian people behaving like barbarians.

Also, sage, there's no reason to use chopsticks if you own a fork.

>>4186054
>>4186118
>>4186255
Confirmed for retarded.

pussy

I eat frozen fruit with chopsticks. Fingers don't get cold/stained.

It's a good system.

>>4186242
i'm actually korean, not one of those dirty asians...

if you dont grab the chopsticks by this part you are using them wrong

99% of people( non chinese) use it wrong

are you part of the 99%?

>>4186293
>99% of people( non chinese) use it wrong
bullshit. never seen anyone use them upside down

>>4186293
>Not knowing the physics of fulcrums
>2012 give or take
>Ishygddy Dygddy Niggdy

Captcha: Homerger vegetable
Next thing I eat with chopsticks will be a veggieburger

>>4186308
wut?


note this jap is also using them wrong, she grabs them too low

>>4186317

>Her
>Jap

Chips for me I guess.

>>4186293
My chinese friend sometimes uses that end when we are picking up food from a shared plate, and then flips it to eat with the narrow ends.

>>4186293

That's because they're so short and their arms are proportionally so much shorter as well that they couldn't reach without the greater length of the chopsticks to aid them.

Larger Americans don't really run into or notice this problem, so we have to shorten our grip on them. Really they should be about half the usual length

>>4186034
I tried this while drunk, too drunk to attempt to clean a spoon, too drunk to just drink it.

>>4186396

a hooker

French fries. But a lot of people do that in Japan, so it's not /that/ weird by Asian standards.

Cake

>>4186419
>Asian standards
tell me more

horse meat