/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4185408
>a bed of
>It's all about presentation.

At least you have a sense of humor.

brb buying dinosaur nuggets.

>mashed potato volcano
>lava gravy
>dinosaur meat

ITT: OP is 8.

>>4185409
something tells me op is a parent.

>>4185408
(please for the love of god you made this for your picky daughter..)

I'd eat that.

i saw this on reddit too

you even used the same text from the post title

>>4185416
Nah. Just american.

>>4185408
I love it!

I strongly feel these dinosaurs should be standing up, though.

>>4185408
10/10 for cleverness.
You would make a great parent.

>>4185422
oh go fuck yourself
british food is 9001 times worse for you than american food.
not even suggesting you're british, but if you're gonna bitch, then do it right

>>4185418
wow, what an astute observation!!!!!!1!!1

It's funny, everyone snapped on sceak for posting shit food

But at least op doesn't pretend it is fucking Gordon Ramsay tier cooking like sceak does.

I would definitely eat OP's meale

>>4185426
Butthurt murican

>>4185431

im sorry wahts even!?

>>4185408
>>4185431

Son, I am disappoint

>>4185408
OP's meal is awesome.

>>4185432
What the hell just say, do not care about me, you bitch? I have you, I finished top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I participated in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I'm more than 300 confirmed kills. I teach a gorilla war, and I top sniper in the entire U.S. Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I'll wipe the fuck up highlight of which was, as never before seen on this earth, you are my fucking words. Do you think that you can play with words, that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, dammit. As we speak I can contact my secret network of spies in the U.S., and your IP now, so you better prepare for the storm tracked, Maggot. The storm destroyed that miserable that you call your life. You're a hell of a dead child. I can go anywhere, any time, and I can kill you in more than 700 species, and this is just my bare hands. I am not only a lot of training in hand to hand combat, but I do have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it in its entirety, to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If you only knew the reward of the wicked come to your little "clever" comment at you, maybe you would not have a fucking language. But you can not, you know, and now you pay the price, you fucking idiot. I shit on you, and anger, not to drown in it. You're fucking dead, baby.

YOU, OP, are a piece of shit. You want to get real, we'll get real on /ck/ing, faggot.

>>4185477

0/10

>pic from Reddit 6 days ago

>>4185508
You're really too old to be behaving like this online. Grow up already.

This scene depicts the extinction of the dinosaur nuggetz.

>>4185529
lol I used to go to this place that made really good chicken cheese steaks but if you ordered "chicken" on your pizza they would give you cut up chicken nuggets

>>4185508
It's TOLD outside

who cares if its from reddit- more unnatural shaped nuggets plox.

Matar paneer curry (from a box)

Still better than your shit

I actually had no idea that McNuggets are formed into 4 distinct shapes until recently. I guess I just never paid attention.

>>4185580
>boot, Pacman ghost, diamond, round
lol never noticed that

>>4185408
boxed, frozen, canned, powdered.
I see you've got all four of the four basic food groups covered there champ.

>>4185580
do they have the same amount of meat?

>>4185408
That tomato in that background looks delicious.

>>4185618
It appears so, though the first one looks like it has an extra chicken bump.

>>4185607
Actually! The potatoes and gravy were homemade and the vegetables were frozen. There's nothing wrong with frozen veggies.

>>4185408
while that's about as pleb as you can get that actually looks really fucking tasty, op. it's like food porn and nostalgia rolled into one pic

>>4185635
I actually dipped the nuggets in the potatoes and gravy, that's why I didn't have a dipping sauce. It was actually pretty good.

>>4185626
fuck the tomato that bowl of weed looks delicious.

>>4185632
How do you make gravy with no meat juice?

>>4185746
Beef broth.

>>4185669
stop responding like you ate this shit today

this meal looks like a home made frozen dinner

I'm not saying I wouldn't eat it but just stop bragging about heating up some things and mixing potato flakes with butter and milk

>>4185853
Potato flakes??? Surely this is not real

>>4185853
I ate it six days ago and telling them how I ate it is bragging? I think you've had enough to drink tonight, my miserable little friend.

>>4185872
Actually, I shouldn't have said miserable, being easily aggravated while you're drunk doesn't necessarily mean you're miserable. I apologize.

>>4185881
I doubt you even made this meal but even if you did you should've been upfront and said it was from a week ago

>>4185900
You're right. Just be glad it was actually something fun instead of the typical slop in a bowl we usually get.

>>4185906
>instead of the typical slop in a bowl we usually get
you rang?

>>4185906
how the fuck is this shit not slop in a bowl? shit is downed in your fucking powdered gravy. you may as well be eating that out of a trough.

>>4185951
Someone's fussy. It's not powdered gravy and I at least tried to make the OP fun. What did you eat for dinner tonight?

OP makes colorful easy meal, is proud of it, then shares it with /ck/, after posting on reddit.

>good job OP for being creative
>shoulda came here to your home before ever even thinkign of going to a faghole like reddit
>its time to make something new

i honestly dont even know what is going on. but its time we stop being gay, and move on. why are you all not making something delicious to eat, or drink?

>complains about reddit
>browses reddit to stay updated on which threads and posts to lambast in 4chan
autism goes where?

I made calf liver with onions and bacon. Gawd that shit was good. One of my all time favorite meals and super cheap. The gravy you get with it is so rich as well. I tossed some cucumbers with rice vinegar for a side. It's perfect to cut through the richness of the liver. I do love organs.

>>4185988
Dude you're going to die if you eat this shit everyday.

>enjoy your salt

>>4186035
I don't even know what you ate today and I know you're going to die if you eat every day

made chili and some cheese biscuits

>>4185599
>Cowboy boot, Tombstone, Chili Pepper, Sun

Western themed.

>>4185408
Fuck yeah op.
le master chef.

>>4186043
My grandfather ate every day and he died of cancer.
Eating causes cancer.

>>4185408
I'd eat the fuck out of that no problem

>>4185423
This.
Step up your game with presentation OP.

This meal needed a good bread roll to go with it.
I am very dissapointed in you right now.

Made a thick chicken soup and cornbread yesterday and finished off the leftovers today.

I had chorizo and egg tacos and trust me, it wasn't pretty.

Made a sandwich outta fried onions and mushrooms, roast beef, tomato, cheddar and lettuce.

Wasn't all that hungry.

Grilled lamb chops in a red wine sauce, Caesar salad, truffle mashed potatoes, chocolate mousse. Fancy day is today.

>>4185408
peanut-butter flavored clif bar.

feelsbadman

banana and some honey bbq flavor twists mmm

two glasses of red wine, beechers cow milk cheese and some crackers

I'm a light eater late at night :3

a bottle of kaluha and a salad

>>4186793
>a bottle of kaluha
>a bottle
>of kaluha

hows that liver?

>>4186799
that's not even that much booze.
im only an occasional drinker and im not that drunk. its only 10% alcohol

dinner was 12 hours ago but i had...fried wild flounder, cream spinach and some wide noodles with a nice butter sauce was very good

had this nice peace of meat

I don't know, OP. It's not ready yet.

I forgot to take the salmon out of the freezer. It's almost 10 pm, and I haven't eaten yet. Shit's bad, yo.

>>4187733
wow. sauce on the sauce

ITT: OP makes a fun meal and gets shit from the arrogant part of /ck/.

>>4185408
I had rice with a delicious, although spicy vegetable sauce, a form of white, airy bread that could be described as naan, and a sweet substance of unions.
For dessert: mango sorbet, but since I hate cold stuff, I waited for it to melt, so I could drink it.
All served by a hairy man named Bo.

>>4186025
LOL.

Why is everyone jelly of OP's meal?

Penne pasta & shrimp for tonight.

>>4188645
>Last night's dinner.

>>4188645
Looks delicious, but there are holes in your fork.

>>4188654
Those are speed holes.

Medium NY strip steak finished with balsamic vinegar and butter.

>>4188660
They're called lightning holes

>>4187733
See,now that looks fancy,but fancy in a way I could eat and feel comfortable about.
I'm just saying it looks tasty.
Real tasty bro.

I made some split pea soup in the slow cooker since I was out all day. I added a shitton of diced veggies to it but I didn't season it quite enough to make up for that I guess. It's still good, just a little bland.

>>4188683
Looks delicious. I hope you enjoyed your dinner, my friend.