/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>getting frustrated about the way someone else eats

Because it has such an impact on how you live your life, right?

Fuckin insecure teenagers.

inb4 you call me mad

>>4185170

I don't think insecure is the right word to use. And teenager?

2/10 would not reply again.

You could just not watch people eat, you creepy fat fuck.

>getting mad over someone eating food a different way

not everyone likes to stuff their faces with their food fat boy, people can eat however they want.

stop being an obnoxious fatass and stop watching everyone else eat.

>mfw someone doesn't fold their pizza vertically and eat it

You know that even Italians eat their pizza with a knife and fork, right?

I'm 6'4 and 161 pounds. And American. Stay on topic faggots and stop trying to beast on me when you can't.

http://m.wikihow.com/Eat-Pizza

This makes me rage too OP. Don't listen to these manlets. I am also in the 6'4 club.

I am an American and when I visited Germany I was instructed to eat pizza with a fork an a knife. It makes sense so that is the only way I eat it now.

>>4185221

>instructed

Fall in line sheep.

>>4185169
Pizza is supposed to be eaten with a knife and fork. It's how they eat it in Europe.

Eating pizza with your hands is just uncivilized Amerifag bullshit.

>warms something up on a plate
>puts ketchup on the plate before doing so

>>4185211
>stop trying to beast on me

Fuck off, you fat 12 year old. People don't want your fat ass staring at them while they try to eat their food.

>>4185211
Why would any of us give a shit about your body size? Calling you a fat fuck is a generic insult.

How insecure are you? Goddamn.

>>4185169

That's how they eat it in Naples, true facts.

>Not rolling pizza up like a burrito for maximum efficiency

>>4185229

How exactly did you come up with that number? Lol. Eat a bowl of dicks troll.

Also...

When someone drinks the leftovers from taking an Irish Car Bomb. Ugh. Saw a friend's drunk friend do this. Almost made me throw up in my mouth when she did it. Fucking curdled milk alcohol.

When weaboos say "itadakimasu" when eating at a non-Japanese restaurant.

here goes mine

>eats sushi with a fork
>complains about it coming apart

>>4185245
You type incredibly childish bullshit, I was actually giving you the benefit of the doubt. Stop making troll threads about watching people eat, fatty.

>>4185210
What the fuck would they know they dip bread in grease

>>4185255

you seem upset.

here's one for you OP: when people eat spaghetti with a spoon.

Restaurants with the same or similar gimmick as Fudruckers. Why should I pay you so I get to prepare my own food?

>>4185252
This

>>4185245
>drinking irish car bombs in the first place

Great way to ruin two drinks at once.

>>4185266
>>>/b/

Christ, it sure is 12 in here today.

>>4185278
>baily's
>beer

there was nothing to ruin.

>>4185169
I have misophonia, so the tiniest sound of someone eating something crunchy could drive me through a closed window. Listening to someone eating an apple, a carrot, crisps or the like is my personal version of hell.

Yes, it's about as much fun as it, haha, sounds.

>>4185279
Fuck off you elitist twat. Go make a foodie circlejerk thread and stop shitting on everyone you lonely sad cunt if you don't have anything to contribute. Cancer.

>>4185281

>>4185266
Whats wrong with using a spoon to roll the spaghetti around the fork? Sure that's not the authentic Italian way but at least it's a somewhat elegant way of having them. I don't like it when adults cut them up before eating them - that's only acceptable for little kids imho.

>>4185298
I am contributing. I'm trying to help you overcome your Autism. I'm a normal, well-adjusted adult that thinks rationally and knows that people don't like being stared at while they try to finish their meal. Stop caring so much about how other people eat their food too, it's fucking disturbing.

>>4185288
Never knew a condition like that existed. How would you react to somebody scraping their fingernails on a chalkboard, or walking in the snow?

>while eating pizza
>not eating that delicious crust
Seriously 9 out of 10 of pizzerias there have decent to fucking awesome crust why would you throw it away you piece of shit?

>>4185314
>calling someone autistic when being this autistic

When I accidentally my balls in the blue cheese dressing.

>>4185318
Had it since I was a kid but only learned the name of it half a year ago. I just thought I was an idiot and it's all in my head although I have been suffering from it for most of my life.

I don't have a problem with nails on a chalkboard - and someone walking in the snow is a lovely sound. It's sounds like aforementioned chewing, basses, sounds from my neighbours' rooms, car doors slamming... Actually, it's sounds that I feel I have no control over that drive me mad; I've been moving like 8 times in the last 15 years and already planning my next one.

Captcha issues udysues

>>4185357
Ever heard of ASMR, because it sounds like you have a negatory offshoot of that. I have ASMR, and I also cant stand certain sounds.

>>4185260
Olive Oil =/= Grease

Learn to foods fag.

When people put mustard and ketchup on anything. One or the other.

>>4185369
I just read the desciption and I don't have that, but thank you.

>>4185378

Huh, weird. I really didn't think I'd agree with this so strongly.

I hate it when something should be eaten whole but instead, someone picks the shit out of it like a bird.

Example: sushi rolls

>>4185391
>>4185378
I agree.

Especially ketchup + tomatoes. All burgers should have tomatoes, and if there is tomato, then /definitely/ no ketchup. It's redundant and a disgrace to society.

If ketchup disappeared tomorrow, I wouldn't even notice.

When people not raised to use chop sticks use chopsticks to eat Chinese food,

>>4185404
When my Filipino girlfriend eats things with a fork and spoon. She dual wields them.

>>4185169
"chicago style" isn't even worth acknowledging as food.

The sole fact that you do so leads to the notion that you are retarded.

>>4185397

I have a fucking friend who does this.

Chicken strips? Picks shreds of chicken out with her fingers and eats it bit by bit. Toast? Tears off crumbs and eats them one by one. Its really annoying.

>>4185425

>>4185404
>muh secret club

Just let us have our fun you fucking aspie, we usually give up after a minute or two and go back to the fork anyways.

People smacking their lips or chewing with their mouths open.

When people eat instead of drinking nutrient paste.

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>mfw i see my GF cutting up veggies my holding the onion in one hand, and sawing through it with a steak knife

I absolutely can't stand it when particular friends of mine have to take a picture of every fucking thing they eat. I saw something on the local news the other day about a restaurant that is banning that practice because they say the flashes ruin the ambiance and annoys other guests. I like them a lot for doing that.

>>4185546
*by holding

>>4185549
Are they Asian?

>>4185404

I wasn't "raised" to use chopsticks. I learned how to use them later in life. You make it sound like it's an art form that needs to be taught to you shortly after birth. Stay pretentious.

>>4185288
What's your favourite band?

>>4185561
Yeah a few are but I also have friends of other ethnicity that do it too. Is this a stereotype that I've missed? The friend that annoys me the most with the picture taking is Asian and a huge foodie.

>>4185549
>the local news

You mean the NY Times?

People who add beans to chili
People who add chorizo to paella
People who call a grill a barbecue and a broiler a grill
People who put ketchup on hot dogs
People who eat with chopsticks
People who slurp their soup
People who
People

>>4185568
Yeah, it's pretty much genetically hardwired into them to take pictures of their food.

>>4185562
why would you use two sticks to eat with instead of a superior spoon or fork?

it bothers me a lot when people don't hold their fork and knife like in the pic and end up bumbling around like a retard.

>>4185211
You seem like a faggot.

>>4185578

>2013
>not eating with your feet after anointing them in oil

>>4185594
I lol'd

>>4185578

My dad can beat up your dad. And so can I. Stay beta.

>>4185584
In this day and age, when you don't need to live in ignorance or have to have at least one noble parent? It's lack of home training, combined with a general rebellious nature to think if someone finds their etiquette offensive, that it isn't their problem. You should learn this in business school, upper education, or simply get well informed on the internet or at a bookstore.

The only difference in cultural knife and fork is that Americans do an extra step and put the knife down before bringing the food to their mouth. It's a little slower, which no one finds faulty at all. It looks better, just more tedious. If good manners makes a person feel nervous, it's because they don't practice it at every meal. Why wouldn't you?

>>4185600

* >>4185587

Fucking glitchy Chan app. Sorry anon.

This annoyed me to maximum levels... meet friends at Chinese restaurant in Bellaire area of Houston. Order beer. Waiter brings me ICE IN A GLASS with the beer. All of my why.

>>4185605
wot m8

>>4185288

I know how you feel. Eating sounds make me want to cry because I can't escape them if I want to look like a decent human being. There's a lady I sit right next to at work that can't figure out how to chew with her mouth closed. I want to die.

>>4185378
I dip my grilled cheese in ketchup.
How mad does this make you?

>>4185652

Not at all?

I go to this place called mangias that has good chicago style pizza and what i do is since it comes uncut i cut it normal style like a pie with my knice and eat it like a normal pizza it gets pretty messy though. It just doesn't seem like it would be as enjoyable using a for or spoon.

>>4185661
Oh good, you said putting ketchup on anything so I figured it would upset you.
Nice that it doesn't.

>>4185584
wtf, is that really the correct way to hold a fork and knife? i always thought that looked retarded.

>>4185673
I said putting BOTH ketchup and mustard on anything. That was some other anon mentioning ketchup on a hot dog and other things. I'm too lazy to reference the post.

>>4185675
how do you hold your knife and fork?

>>4185688
Well alright then, I stand corrected.

When I accidentally my balls in the hot sauce.

People who put ranch on everything.

'I made a great spinach salad, even got some raspberry vinaigrette!"
"Got ranch?"
"I made a pizza!"
"Got ranch?"
"I made homemade fried chicken!"
"Got ranch?"
probably because it's like saying 'your food probably tastes shitty and i need to cover it in the thickest sauce imaginable
>mfw

>>4185209
>Not folding it horizontally

>>4185809
>not folding it so the cheese and toppings are on the outside

>>4185804
That's me but to a lesser extent with blue cheese. Here's a similar one...

>salting your food before tasting it

Especially in front of the cook. Very disrespectful in my book.

>>4185252
>When weaboos say "itadakimasu" when eating at a non-Japanese restaurant.
>When weaboos say "itadakimasu" when eating at a Japanese restaurant.
>When weaboos say "itadakimasu" when eating, at home.
>When weaboos say "itadakimasu" when eating anything, anywhere, ever.

>>4185322
>Seriously 9 out of 10 of pizzerias there have decent to fucking awesome crust why would you throw it away you piece of shit?

wut

>>4185842
Not really, they could be a smoker or have a cold.

I always put pepper on my food.

>>4185860
I can understand doing it at a Japanese restaurant simply to be polite, similar to using bon appétit at a French restaurant.

Anywhere else it's just being an asshole, though.

>>4185577
>blank out non-asain faces

smooth

>>4185863
What you said makes sense for salt, as it is a flavor enhancer, but why pepper?
Not all food goes with pepper and its not like it enhances existing flavors. I can't think of any reason to not taste before adding pepper.

>>4185863
>before

You should taste the food first before reaching for the salt. What if it is already salty enough for your taste, and then you add additional salt, thus over salting it?

When I accidentally my balls in the cottage cheese.

>>4185878
But if you take a bite before and it is ok and then put pepper on it and then it tastes like shit and was better before you eat a whole meal in regret.

>>4185975
I didn't even mention pepper.

>>4185989
It still applies to any condiment or spice.

>>4186005
It still doesn't change the fact I never referred to anything but salt.

Sad thread.

>>4186088
You must be the troll from earlier. Please go.

And this thread owns. Gave me quite a few laughs.

People who put ranch and ketchup on fucking everything make me mad.
Don't know why.
And people who put food in the sides of their mouth to chew with the molars first.
It's my anti-fetish.

>>4185804
Oh hey I'm not alone.
Fucking ranch plebs,amiright.

>>4185584
I use my butter knife to hold stuff still while I use the fork to stab whatever I'm trying to eat.
It's awesome.

What annoys me is that more than half of my family is diabetic and still eating like fucking slobs.

They're all over weight and in denial, and when they try to force that shit onto me during meal times I get beyond pissed off.

>>4185638
>>4185288

I know those feels. Feels bad.

>>4185288
>Mfw I had that problem and it just suddenly vanished one day
Weird

>>4186120

Oh. Pineapple pizza. That reminds me. What also pisses me off is when I order a pizza at my girlfriend's house, and her mom always wants pineapple and ham. So I remind her that she's the only one that likes it, and then she insists that I get a pizza, but make it half pineapple and ham.

I want to say "No fuck you. I don't want pineapple anywhere near the slices of pizza I will be consuming."

Half this and half that on pizza annoys me in general, to be honest.

>Group of people
>"Hey lets go to x restaurant"
>Everyone agrees
>One person refuses and wants to go somewhere no one else does

>>4186152
Theres this guy who works in our office who does this shit.
He will actually start pouting and whining if he doesn't get his way.
It's the most embarrasing shit I have ever seen.

>>4186174
I refuse to eat with people that act this way. If they don't like the group's idea then he can go get a fucking sandwich out of the machine in the employee lounge and eat by himself.

>>4186120
Holy fuckballs, it's been way too long since I've had a hawaiian pizza.

where do you work in htown

>>4186244
I'm not going to freely give that information out on 4chan, silly anon with no capitalization or punctuation.

>>4186259

ur prolly not even a real chef fagget.

>>4186270
Well I'm a chef.
I just don't get paid.
And nobody eats what I cook.

>>4186270
And you probably aren't old enough to post on this website, but hey, life goes on. I don't need to prove anything to you. Le Monkey Face.

>>4186282

just tell me where you work here faggot

>>4186285
Why don't you guess? If you guess right, I promise I'll let you know.

>>4186295

olive garden

How in the middle east they eat their food with their fingers. It's like one big large platter that they have on the table and the family just sits around and digs in with their fingers. I think it's gross. Especially if they lick their fingers while doing so.

>>4186306
Add to that the fact that they wipe their asses with their filthy hands and you have some gross fucking shit going on.

>>4186315

>2013
>wanting a weak immune system

>>4186306
>>4186315
>2013
>eating burgers and hotdogs with a fork and knife

>>4186302
Damn you got me. Now guess which location.

>>4186306
I get WHY they do it when they are feeding themselves, but picking the food out of a community plate is... ugh.

>>4186320
nobody fucking does that, stop sounding stupid.

>>4186324
That is the point, Sherlock.

>>4186321
To point it nicely, you are disgusted by the fact other folks eat food a certain way than you are accustomed too.

>>4186329
>To point it nicely
lel

To put it more realistically, you are a racist prude.

>>4186324
I do that when I get the foot long hot dog from Sonic and it's too messy to pick up with my hands.

Pokerface.jpg

>>4186335
>does not make an attempt to defend himself against the accusation of being a racist
>accepts it
i'm ok with this

>>4185546
I was forced to do this when I lived with my parents because they didn't own any other knives. It was hell and they refuse to believe they need anything else.

>>4186342
Oh. Sorry. I didn't catch that. Ahhhh. I don't have a problem with eating with hands, and I'm perfectly fine with eating with them myself (or chopsticks, or putting my marshmallow on a stick for roasting or whatever), but the act of taking food with hands from a COMMUNITY plate after putting those hands in your mouth... not really okay with that. If I found myself in that situation, I wouldn't have a problem with requesting the people I'm eating with to not do that.

And everyone is a little racist.

>>4185546
What exactly is so bad about that?

>>4186306
Made my throat tight and my body feel wrong.

>>4186349
Eating from a community plate does not bother me.

Everyone is a little unsanitary.

>>4186361

>Everyone is a little unsanitary.
Which is why you don't mind eating from a community plate that several unsanitary people have dug their hands into?

Your logic... I don't even

>>4186370
If the people are people you trust to be clean why is it a problem?
I've eaten at buffets and I'm sure you have too.
Same thing,really.

>>4186370
No that is not why I don't mind eating from a community plate. Are you an idiot?

>>4185252
first time i heard this was at some jap friend's house .. started joking about it with another friend - "eat the doggy mess"

>>4185226

I thought pizza was principally a street food hence the use of hands. I think it tastes better with my mitts.

>>4186373
Trusting someone has nothing to do with knowing if they are carrying dangerous bacteria or not. People at buffets are not touching the food with their hands, they are using tongs or whatever. Encouraging the spread of disease for no good reason is foolish.

>>4186381
Nah he's a faggot.
Pizza is an open faced tomato and cheese sandwich. Why wouldn't you use your hands?

>>4186383
That's what you'd like to believe anon.
Washing your hands and then eating is okay.

>>4186392
>implying middle easterners wash their hands, ever

>>4186405
Actually their religion,for all it's cons puts hygiene and cleanliness of the hands and feet as a high priority. Exceptions are there of course.
Anyway my point was eating food that way isn't bad if you're with clean people who washed their hands. That's all.

>>4185252
>Not saying "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub"

>>4186411
but its still pretty gross when you go to the bathroom at school and see someone washing their feet in the sink.
>california

>>4186484
Ahahahaha.
I can't argue that.

>>4185804
Pizza and Ranch is a great combo for dunking crusts in.

Apart from that it's kinda shitty with most things.