/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Take his pillow.
Take case off.
Piss on pillow
Put case on.
Enjoy

one gook to make you hate em all.

Stay retarded op, stay retarded.

Are you not supposed to do that? I do that.

>>4184779
>which part? if you pour grease down the drain it can coagulate and clog it up. The way to get rid of it is to let it cool, then pick it up with a paper towel and throw it away in the garbage can.

>>4184785
Today I learned something.

>>4184791

You can also just boil a big pot of water, pour half a bottle of detergent in there, and pour that down the drain.

My white bogan friends do that, so I don't think it's cultural.

>>4184770
>sharing pots and pans with roommates
i just clearly state that my stuff is off limits. And I keep my knives in my bedroom. Not the best way to make friends I admit, but at least my shit doesn't get fucked up.

>>4184825
>Keeping knives in your bedroom
Sadly, I know that feel all too well.
I used to live with my brother and sister and clearly stated how my knives were off-limits.
So what do the little shits do?
They burned my wooden cutting board when we ran out of firewood and cut up hotdogs to add to their tomato sauce on a metal bench with my knives because fuck washing or sharpening the ones they had. This they did for a week while I was away. I got so raging mad I couldn't shit properly for half a month after I saw it.

>>4184852
>burned your wooden cutting board
What the shit?
I can understand being ignorant about knife care, but just burning your stuff?

>>4184852

Ha. My trailer trash roommate used my knife to cut a tray of brownies. They didn't notice that they broke the tip of course. I noticed, almost got mad, but decided not to mention it instead. As far as I know no one went to the hospital, but if they had, it would have been justice.

i save old pickles jars, applesauce jars, etc.
let grease/oil cool, pour it in the jar and throw the jar away.

>>4184864
They couldn't be fucked to go out and buy some more wood, so I suppose they just decided to burn what wooden stuff they could find. It might have made sense during winter in Siberia, but we had a heat pump, so the fireplace was pretty much only for decoration.

>>4184871
Yep. I used to do that when I was younger, but now I save it to cook with, because it's god tier.

I wash the grease down the sink with hot water, I've never had any clogging.

>>4184877
A chopping board wouldn't even burn that well

Some Chinese exchange students seems to be oblivious to some hygiene habits. One of my friend's told me she had a Chinese roommate who would cook stuff in their room with a rice cooker (they weren't allowed this) and make the room smell, and then if she had leftover raw chicken she would casually throw it in their bin in their dorm room instead of taking it to a dumpster or disposing it outside. Kind of nasty to leave raw, rotting meat in your own room.

>>4184887
They do

>>4184898

College kids in general are pretty oblivious. Chinese students have it worse because they come from 1 child land, so they have little emperor syndrome and can't do their own laundry, change their own bedsheets, or figure out when to get a haircut on their own.

Some white people are just as bad, but you get a peculiarly filtered view of what Chinese people are like based on seeing the .001% of urban educated politically connected Chinese people who have the means and inclination to send their one kid abroad to foreign universities.

>>4184898
I forgot:
>he goes to wash dishes
>runs it under the sink for ~5 seconds and puts it, dripping wet, on the counter
Now my girlfriend thinks I'm an asshole because I put everything in the dish drainer back in the dishwasher if I'm not the one who washed it.

>>4184852
my condolences, anon That sounds awful

Some people just don't learn.

I'm not one of the /ck/ cast iron fags, but I do have two cast iron pans which I rather like. Unfortunately, I probably have to throw out the one because my girlfriend is a fucking moron. I've told her over and over again how to handle and clean them, but whenever she uses it, she still puts it in the sink with everything else, soaks it in hot water, and scrubs it. It's gotten a bit rusty on the inside and I'm getting to the point where I'm considering hiding it from her if it isn't already ruined.

She also ruined $9 worth of berries the other day making a pie (I think?). She left them all boiling on the stove for about an hour while she made the dough and it was slop by time she put it in the crust.

I can't even get that pissed at her, because I know she never cooked before she moved in with me. Literally never, not even ramen, because her father wouldn't let anyone else cook aside from him, and he only made microwave shit.

>>4184916
>I've told her over and over again how to handle and clean them, but whenever she uses it, she still puts it in the sink with everything else, soaks it in hot water, and scrubs it
what the hell? does she just "forget" or something? You should be able to salvage it, though. But if it's just a lodge it might not be worth the effort. You could also give it to a thrift shop

>>4184785
Pour it into a jar you keep under the sink or somewhere, and throw it away when it's full.

Or the fat can make an excellent food for birds during autumn / winter if you hang it outside

Inconspicuously superglue all of his loose change and keys to his desk.

>>4184779
>Am I not supposed to pour grease down the drain?
Of course you're not supposed to pour that hsit down the drain, unless you want to unclog your sink.

One day when I was in med school, I was downstairs doing laundry in the coin-operated laundromat.

One of the Chinese resident doctors (we shared dorms with them) came in there to ask me for my help. We walk into the kitchen, and he struggles to explain to me in English what he is trying to accomplish.

After about five minutes, it's clear he can't figure out how to turn the oven on to bake this sandwich he had made.

>bread
>cheese
>ham
>cheese
>bread
>cheese
>ham
>cheese
>bread
>cheese
>ham
>cheese
>bread

It was half a foot tall and he was trying to bake the entire thing. White bread, American cheese, and that cheap water-added square hamloaf with the rounded corners.

I turned the oven on, showed him half a dozen times how to turn it off /just to be sure/ he didn't burn the place down, and left.

Please remember this the next time you get mad at the "Push 2 for Spanish" people. They mean well.

>>4184996
Urban legend, modern sinks do not clog easily.

I just run the tap hot for a few seconds then dump the bacon grease down with it.

I always assumed while this was not "Proper" it worked just fine.
Have I been wrong all these years?

i pour it into a used tin, freeze it and throw the grease cube tin out with the garbage cycle

My dumbass roommate did the exact same things. he was white. why are whiteys so retarded

>>4185022
Yeah, this is what i do. No problems yet boss.

>>4184929
She's kind of ditzy on that sort of stuff, and I can't really yell at her or make a show of it due to issues she has.

It's just a cheap one, although it's always done a really great job. I'll probably either throw it out or give it away. It's a real shame.

>>4185013
My brother would do shit like this, sans the language barrier. He'd throw so much gross shit in a pot or on a plate and eat it.

>>4185014
Why don't you go ask a plumber if pouring grease down a pipe is a good thing, dumbass.

>>418514http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRppqaanA&t=15

>>4185089
can I have it?

>tfw I just dip bread in my leftover bacon grease

Easiest clean up.

>>4184906
lol, I know that feel

>>4185237
If you get your ass to SW Michigan, yes.

>>4185312
If only I lived there. I live in georgia.

>not storing your bacon grease in a can

>>4184770
Holy beta OP. Instead of talking to him you whine about it on 4chan?

wow

>>4185328
>have to tell him every day not to use metal forks in the frying pans

>>4185327
>keeping bacon grease in the firdge