/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I think you've had enough, Mr. Lahey.

>>4146805
Where'd you get those cheeseburgers Randy?

>>4146805
Cheeseburga eatin mafucka

Those are my cheeseburgers.
A man's gotta eat, Mr. Lahey.

lol'd

great show

I constructed kitty food mountain here, but someone boarded up the cat door.

It's just not right, it's really eerie here. Something's fucky.

HERE KITTY KITTY COME KITTY KITTY COME KITTY COME KITTY COME KITTY!

I don't know Julian it was grade six I was drunk.

TEN FUCKING DOLLARS

A MONTH!

No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli, but I did and I'm ashamed of myself.

Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit

>>4146981
It's pronounced HA-LA-PEE-NIO

>>4146975
LOL!

A man's gotta eat.

"Tonight I'm getting drunk cause it's my turn, she got drunk yesterday. So she can watch Trinity tonight."

I fucking love that show. That is so sadly realistic.

Who in this park, or even in the whole world, doesn't have problems? Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway, pissing themselves? Who doesn't drink too much sometimes or who doesn't have a puff from time to time? And who doesn't have problems with the people they love? This is our home. This is our community. I am Jim Lahey, and I am your trailer park supervisor!

Randy just doesn't understand. I mean, I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more. I just don't want to have to put up with that prick for the rest of my life. You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves.

[Ricky is cooking bacon on the stove in Ray's burnt-down trailer]
Ricky: Hey, Dad!
Ray: Hey, buddy.
Ricky: Cookin' some bacon for you, buddy.
Ray: Smells good, buddy.
Ricky: There's only 3 pieces left, but I'll give it to you so long as I can have the grease.
Ray: You can have the grease, buddy.
Ricky: Cool.
Ray: Bacon frying and the sparrows chirpin', Rick. It's all about the bacon and the sparrows, buddy.
Ricky: Dad, what the fuck are you talking about?
Ray: I'm talking about the sparrows, Rick. The sparrows in the Bible, buddy. You know, nothing to worry about. I'm not worried, the trailer's burned down, the sparrows aren't worried, nobody's worried.
Ricky: Sparrows are stupid, Dad. They don't give a fuck about anything.
Ray: Exactly my point, Rick. Maybe God forgives you for burning down my trailer, Rick. That's the point I'm trying to make this morning.
Ricky: Does ol' Goddy-boy forgive you for getting lap dances and playing VLTs?
Ray: I don't...What's your point, Rick? There's nothing wrong with playing VLTs and gettin' drunk.
Ricky: You want some fuckin' bacon or not?
Ray: Yes, Rick. I do. Rick, there's another point: We should be thankful for the bacon we're having this morning, because where do you think the bacon came from, Rick?
Ricky: From a cow.

>>4147064

Fuck off Lahee you drunk bastard

Did you boys hear that? I think that's a samsquatch!

>>4147805

>>4147805
Nah, it's just Mister Lahey drunk off his ass.

>>4147835

Bumping because I love this show.

I am going to have one and continue drink myself to death for you, OP.

>>4146959


>>4149425
There was at least three of us. So make sure to drink triple the amount anon

>>4147016
when's the baby due Randy?

>>4149639

Frig off.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Hilarious thread.

>>4149602
Word.