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TURN ON ADULT SWIM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL ITS REALLY HAPPENING
neat
ITS HAPPENING
STREAAAAM
SOMEBODY FUCKING RECORD IT I CAN'T WATCH RIGHT NOW
Is that Nathan Fillian voicing the interrogator?
APOLOGIZE TO ADULT SWIMAPOLOGIZE TO ADULT SWIMAPOLOGIZE TO ADULT SWIM
Somehow I didn't take Rick as the type of guy to freak out about 9/11.
>>39430best april fools ever on adult swim
HOLY SHIT BASED ADULT SWIM
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streamsHOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIT
Naw, I'm watching MXC reruns.
>>39430What did I miss? Why is Rick free?
>>39591An alien is going through his memories.
ULTRA BUMP OF INTEREST
>>39591This is in his head
>was expecting the Adult Swim airing of DBS>gets Rick and Morty Season 3>Post yfw
>>39430I GUESS THEY DREW IT
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streamshttp://www.adultswim.com/videos/streamshttp://www.adultswim.com/videos/streamsFREE AIRING
HOLY SHIT THE ORIGINAL UNIVERSE
GET UR DICKS OUT B/C RICK IS GONNA BE OUT!!! HUNGER GAMES SUMMER BITCH!!!
>>39628
Wow, Diane is hot.
well shit. this is legitimate.and here I was gonna take a nap before toonami.
FUCK YOU IM NOT GONNA START WATCHING HALFWAY THROUGHPLEASE GIVE MEGA AFTER THIS AIRS I WILL SUCK SEVERAL COCKS FOR A MEGA
This season 3 or is this false?
Damn, I kinda feel sorry for rick now.
>>39703It's legit.
WHAT THE FUCK
why the hell is this on /ck/?
>>39703It's the real Rick dick
Woah dude I put adult swim in the background for no reason and I had to double take to make sure it wasn't a rerun.
NOT A DRILLOH FUCK
>>39745excuse me but this is /cock/
>>39734Well it is something that I didn't expect: where's the laugh tracks?
>>39745Read the April Fool's announcement, retard.
I MISSED THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES SOMEBODY GIVE ME A RECAP
HOLY SHIT PLEASE TELL ME THIS PLOT IS REAL>>39729BOCO GET OUT OF THIS GOOD THREAD
post your food while watching the new episode.
i sure fucking hope someone records that shit and uploads it, i dont live in burgerland
>Rick and Morty S3 premiere>At April FoolsWell, that confirms itSEASON 3 NEVER
>>39703Cable fag here, its real.
>>39781NO FUCK YOU, I'VE BEEN WAITING OVER A YEAR FOR THIS!
>>39609Why is he going through his memories? Who's the alien and why does he look like Michael?
HOLY FUCK THIS IS NOT A JOKE
>getting this hypedthe reddit is real
I was watching googly eyes and then fucking Rick and Monty, fuck me sideways and call me Mary holy shit.
WHAT THE FUCK. IT'S LEGIT
IT WONT FUCKING STREAM, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>this long ass hardy's/carl jr's commercial
RICKS WIFE IS FUCKING DEAD
>>39799I'm watching it and it's weird. It's funny but also odd, because it's been years since rick has had a new episode right?
>this five minute long Hardees commercial Am i having a fever dream?
>>39813Fuck off
>>39804He's in prison. THe Federation wants to know how Rick made his portal gun.
>Sponsored by Hardes Well that was unexpected
>Carl Jr's is woke nowIs "enlightenment" the new "going green"? Or is this just part of April's Fools?
SOMEBODY FUCKING STREAM THIS THE ADULT SWIM LINK DOESNT WORK.
best april fool EVER!
SOMEONE HELP US BRITBONGS
>>39864>>39867>>39856>>39840So this really is /cock/
>>39783
Fuck, Rick you glorious bastard.
Base fucking rick
Come on at least put some effort into your bait guys.By now some screenshots would've been posted, rig something up in GIMP.
WHY?!?! WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS!?
Why do we pretend to hate Rick again?
this IS REAL WHAT THE SHIT
I haven't clicked the link yet but I already know it's an April fools joke.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI MISSED THE FIRST 20MIN
>>39813kys (:
amazing
>Morty is a jester lawyer Kek
FUCK I missed half of it. I hope they re-run it later tonight or someone here uploads it
>its realFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
This commercial is lasting too long
>>40005rips will come eventually, don't worry Anon.
>that morty gun scene
>>39641WATCHING
>>40023it's on a loop until midnight
>>39954
>Available in select locations
>>39729''Tis but a ruse
Oh no Hammer Morty!
ARE THEY DOING IT?! ARE WE BACK?!
>teleporting your base into anothersFUCK THERE GOES MY ORIGINAL IDEA>gives a witty retort about having to take a shit....WITH A BETTER DELIVERY FUCK
This is fucked up.
>>39641>You can stop bugging us now. (Available in select locations)Yeah fuck you too
this is amazing
MIRRORWWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEE
HOLY HIT MORTY
>>40005>not just happening to be watching adventure time with googoly eyes for April Fools and happening to stay in the room while the episode starts on adult swim
>>39954Just go to the stream, we're missing nothing if you don't believe.
REDEEMED
>G-good thing I saw that note, yeah
>divorcedfinally
>>39699I'll get it off private tracker and put it up somewhere if you really want
holy shit poor beth/good job, beth
>>40133Just what I did my man.
Wait a minute, what the fuck is happening? This can't be real, can it?!
>>40081I don't even know. This episode is madening
THE DARKEST YEAR OF OUR ADVENTURES
So does this make up for last night?
>divorce>No more "le failing marriage" b plotsThank god
>divorcedseason saved holy shit best decision they could have made
>he just changed the value of moneyThat's fucking brilliant
FIAT CURRENCY BTFO
Holy crap you guys aren't shitposting
it's not available in uk/eu. is there a restream?
TFW Jerry's getting cucked
i cant watch thisausfags btfo
NINE MORE SEASONS
So is it an actual episode or just an april fool's joke?
When does the loop fucking start overIs it every half hour?
9 MORE SEASONS CONFIRMED
>>40133I did that and I was ready to see DBZ but this came on made me suprised
>tfw missed almost all of it
9 MORE SEASONS
Mega when?
>>40192does it matter?
Holy shit, brillaint.
This isn't the real season 3, I beat this isn't even the real episode, cap me now.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>39430>Jerry is GONETHE FUCK
>Nine more seasons
It's here!
Holy fuck, Rick destroyed an entire galactic economy just in time to reset the status quo.
MULAN MCNUGGETS DIPPING SAUCE
PHOENIX BIRD
9 MORE SEASONS WTF
What the fuck tammy
THE STREAM JUST STARTED OVER ON ADULT SWIMTHE STREAM JUST STARTED OVER ON ADULT SWIM
TAMMY AND PHOENIX PERSON
NINE MORE SEASONS OF PHOENIX PERSON
FINALLY DIVORCED
MIRROR WHEN REEEE
How do I into tshwane mcnugget sauce? Come on /cock/ don't let me down.
MCNUGGET SAUCE, BITCH
>Phoenix Personkek
Shit it is legit.
RICK AND MORTY FOR A HUNDRED YEARS!
>NEW SEASON THIS SUMMERFUCKING
CAN ONE OF YOU FUCKS JUST STREAM IT FOR THE REST OF US
I JUST TOOK OVER YOUR FAMILY MORTYI WANT THAT FUCKING NUGGET SAUCE MORTY THIS IS MY SERIES ARC MORTY
>BUT NEVER YOUR DAD holy shit Rick
>>40233...how did you...
IT'S STARTING AGAIN ON THE STREAM
>callback to season 1nice
I WANT THAT MGNUGGET SAUCE GOD DAMMIT
9 MORE SEASONSNO MORE JERRY
JESUS CHRIST RICK IS FUCKING SAVAGE!
I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY
>>40288it's free on adult swim...http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streamsjust started 1 minute ago
What the shit?
*patroitc music intensifies*
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING OOOOOOOOOON
So when is the live action Mulan coming out?
it's replaying for people who missed it
NINEINEFUCKING SEASONS. WE'RE BACK BABY. RATE IT
>>40316not everyone is American right now.
BIRDPERSON, NOOO
what the fuck
>Rick goes full on villain and then starts raving about mcnugget sauce
what the fuck just happened
>NEW SEASON COMING THIS SUMMERWHAT. SNEAK PREVIEW? FUCK
BIRD PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So it aired at 8 in place of dragonball super right?
Phoenix person, everything is on its head.
Wow.Thats was alot to take in.
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK!!!!
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK!
fake
Holy shit, that was fucking insane.
>>40376yeah
So, is this on cartoon network?
ONE OF YOU BETTER RECORD THIS SHIT
>>39430OKAY, SOMEONE HAVE BETTER RECORDED THIS, AND POST IT ONLINE, CAUSE I DIDN'T SEE THE FIRST 20 MINUTES AND I WANNA SEE IT
>>40380In 22 minutes no less.
SOMEONE STREAM THIS SHIT FOR YUROPOORS PLEASE THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO.
SHE GETTING THAT ROBOTIC BIRD DICK NOW
>>40345hahha 3rd worldok I'll upload it give me a few min
WHERES THE MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY?
>>40398No it's on HGTV.
>that endingwhat the fuck was that
>>40239Not fully, Jerry and Beth officially got divorced and Rick now has full control of the family.
>>40407wish i couldve but everything i have sucks
I really don't know what to think now.Is Jerry really gone? Is Rick truly an irredeemable monster?
>>40407It's on a loop until midnight faggot
>>40350That bitch Tammy gets a cyborg slave, and cyber-dick(or cloac?) on demand. Who can stop her?
>>40404>>40407They're streaming it on a loop on Adult Swim.http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
>>40415Read the thread FAGGOThttp://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
>>40421The darkest timeline.
Here's the real question, was this episode just an april fools joke as well?
>>40421K I N OINO
>>40005>implying they aren't going to just play this same episode all night long and none of the regularly scheduled programming
the fucking sauce
Only ... atleast 80... days to go. They're still drawing it i guess.
What kind of mc nugget sauce?
THERE'S MOREHOLY SHIT
AIRING AGAIN ON TVAIRING AGAIN ON TVAIRING AGAIN ON TVAIRING AGAIN ON TVAIRING AGAIN ON TVNO SAMURAI JACK?!
>available in select location SOMEBODY PLEASE START THEIR OWN STREAM SO THAT I CAN SEE IT
>having to wait 2 months for a new season
>>40457Yes, they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to create an entire episode of Rick and Morty as an April Fool's prank.
>>40433Well on one hand we were sick of the relationship drama, but on the other Jerry is so pathetic its entertaining. What if the rogue Morty, recruits the Jerry.
>>40481Until 11, anyway.
So is this season just going to continue the whole arc of Morty gradually getting sick of Rick's selfish, destructive bullshit? I 100% want this to end in Morty finally standing up to Rick after he fully destroys his family beyond repair.
>>40457they wouldn't do that, make a fully animated episode that continued the plot just for an elaborate joke.
ANOTHER FUCKING EPISODE ?!?!
now i want to try it
>>40448(Available in select locations)Read my post FAGGOT.
JUST THIS EPISODE AGAIN
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>Keep opening the stream in the middle of the fucking episodeGOD DAMN IT WHY CANT THEY JUST HAVE IT AS VOD
mega link
Ah, and so /co/ reveals how it really feels about Rick & Morty.
updated schedule for the night:>8:00 - Rick and Morty S3E1>8:30 - Rick and Morty S3E1>9:00 - Rick and Morty S3E1>9:30 - Rick and Morty S3E1>10:00 - Rick and Morty S3E1>10:30 - Rick and Morty S3E1>11:00 - Rick and Morty S3E1>11:30 - Rick and Morty S3E1>12:00 - Sand Whale and Me>12:05 - Dragon Ball Z Kai: The Final Chapters>12:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure>1:00 - Tokyo Ghoul >1:30 - Hunter X Hunter>2:00 - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn>2:30 - Naruto Shippuden>3:00 - Ghost in the Shell SAC>3:30 - Bob's Burgers>4:00 - Rick and Morty>4:30 - Rick and Morty>5:00 - King of the Hill>5:30 - King of the HillNo Samurai Jack tonight
HUNGER GAMES SUMMER PBBBLLLLTTTTT
WE'RE IN A MOBIUS STRIP OF RICK! A RICK STRIP!
>(Available in select locations)WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICANSKI BASTARDS
>>40525No, I think it's a rerun NOW THIS TIME SOMEONE FUCKING RECORD THIS
Rick's wife is hot
>>40564woa woa woa woa woa woa woa....
>>40526>dried chicken meatWTF
>It's another 'rick makes Morty feel like shit' episode Why does he pick on morty.
>>40564Why do you feel the need to lie?
>>40579proxy, not hard.can someone get me a non-stream
>>40564Don't lie you shit
I just feel bad for Jerry, now. Him and Morty are essentially the only voices of reason in the show and they're apparently going to be put through the wringer for it.Although, honestly, he's probably going to be better off without Beth>tw ant to watch the re-run so I can catch up on what I missed but my Chad roommate has returned from whatever the fuck he does with his life and domineered the living room.
>(Available in select locations)REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>40429Not officially; plenty of room for them to backpeddle this season as one of the main arcs
>>40507My bigger issue is that now Rick will be just, unlovable. I mean yeah, he was always a jerk, but at some point he becomes so evil you just stop caring and don't want to see what happens anymore.
that's a stupid death
>>40535Should have thought of that before being a europoor
>Rick had a picture of stupid rick in one of his cabinets
was the end with Rick being super evil real or what?
>>40564Maybe they'll stream it online for this week, right?
buttworld again lel
Well, Samurai Jack and Rick and Morty in one night. Also I got to watch SAO Abridged and Freeman's Mind 2 this one magical day.
Is that Nathan Fillion as the voice of the Galactic Federation dude?
NINE MORE SEASONS9 7 Y E A R S
>>40665It is indeed!
>>40564WAS IT WORTH IT /cock/?WAS IT WORTH IT?!
>>40564Are you lying?ARE YOU FUCKING LYING?!
>>40665Confirmed
>>40665Yeah>Macdonalds memorieslmao
Fucking RIP
YES IT WAS FAKE
>>40564https://twitter.com/ToonamiNewsGO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE
>>40623>>40632Adult Swim literally said themselves on the facebook the episode is repeating until midnight when april fools ends and then the schedule goes back to normal.They already pre-empted the new episode of Dragon Ball Super
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSu4eGDUYZU
I really don't know how to feel about Rick being completely, 100%, no doubt about it irredeemably evil now.
Oh SHIT back to Bazorpazorp world!
>>40721>GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLEYou do realize rick and morty is airing right now as we speak? that schedule is invalid.
>>40721look at the rating for every episodedragonball isnt a tv-14 show
>>40721>unofficial news source twitter>all of the shows in that image that are clearly not airing because that schedule is not updated to reflect the Rick and Morty spamBob's Burgers isn't on right now.At least get actual evidence
>>40721Except dragonball and bobs burgers isnt airing right now.Its Rick and morty S3 FAGGOT
>>40741I know, right? Its troubling.
>>39430I'm 95% sure this episode is non-canon. >"Season 3 starts this summer" announcment at the endso this episode isn't part of season 3>"This is what you don't see, what Rick leaves behind"Hinting at this being outside of the main storyline
>>40772Fuck this holiday.
>Seal Team Ricks
O-oh...That kinda explains his bleak outlook
>>40721all the episodes of every show until midnight have the same rating as the new episode of rick and morty
>New Seasons of Mike TysonFUCK YES
ONE OF YOU STREAM THIS RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES
New Mike Tyson Mysteries season!
>>40564Nigger the schedule is one button press away from the stream Jack is still on
MORE MIKE TYSON! FUCK YEAH!
Best. Day. Ever.
>>40741>thinking taking over the universe for Mulan promoting Mickey D's szechuan sauce for Mcnuggets is evil
>Mike tyson season 3AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT
>>40802You're retarded
DUDE YOUTUBE VIDEOS ARE ART LMAO
>>40741I-it's just an act, he's the good Rick, I just know it
>new mike tyson mysteriesoh fuck yeah
>>40664>Samurai JackI have bad news for you
>>40764holy fuck some anon mentioned this last night. we were so blindWHY NO SAMURAI JACK WHAT THE FUCK
who /watchingontv/ here???
Is it the exact episode each time or are they altering some stuff in each loop?
>>40644That's why I am thinking that Jerry's not going to be gone. Ten gets you twenty that S302 opens with Rick finding Jerry still living with Beth because Jerry wants the house and wacky hijinks going on with Morty cockblocking Rick by declaring that he'll be going with Jerry in the event of a divorce. And that will advance the plot in so far as Rick having to convince Beth to stay together with Jerry so that Morty doesn't leave and Rick passive aggressively taking out his anger on Morty for the rest of the season as far as Morty checkmating him like that.
>>40845Why doesn't Rick just go to a universe where everything is Mulan dipping sauce?
HAMMER MORTY NOOOOO
>>40741Anyone who loves McNuggets that much can't be purely evil.
>>40876It's the same
Who else thinks that the rick who talked to our rick was the one who nuked beth and his wife?
MEGA WHEN?!
HOLY FUCK STOP WITH THE PHONE ADS
>>40875Yo!
>>40839>Nigger the schedule is one button press away from the stream Jack is still onThe schedule is wrong. Bob's isn't on right now. It's fucking rick and morty.
>>40876same episode.
mega for the new episode????
>>40526https://youtu.be/mGRDCRuPklcPersonally, the only thing I only liked from that promotion was the boxes, and everytime I got the 10-piece nuggets that had that box in them, I always used chopsticks to eat them with
>>40857great counter-argument, you must be from /ck/. you gonna call me a "flyover" as your next retort?
IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING GALAXY COMMERCIAL I SWEAR TO GOD
Now this is the adult swim I remember from the past. Premiering an episode from a popular show without even hinting that it would be on on April Fool's Day. Great job.
Wasn't the 3rd season of Rick & Morty put on hold because of creative differences?
>Literally nothing last year>Did their April Fools things last night>Thought that was it, or at best a repeat of last night>Suddenly a fucking Rick and Morty priemere with zero advertisements or noticeAS you wonderful sods you know how to play with my heart in the best of ways
>Rest of the night is this episode till midnightWeW lad
INFINITY PHONE ADS THAT GIVE YOU LESS TO HOLD AND INFINITELY MORE TO SEE
>VR commercial non stop
Holy shit I hope whoever was in charge of this advertising decision got fired.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCKSTOPWITHTHE FUCKINGPHONE ADSREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE INFINITY SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS THIS APRIL FOOLS?IS THIS F U N N Y?!?
>>40764It actually is though.The only thing that isn't TV-14 is DBZ Kai, Jojo's, Tokyo Ghoul, Gundam Unicorn
WHENS THE RESTART
>>40927Yes, but it was brought out of hold earlier than was previously thought.
>>40935>wew ladSup, reddit!
>>40878Lets hope so. Pure evil Rick is not a dynamic I think I can deal with.
>TFW watching on TV and legit surprisedNice, but I'm still pissed about Jack.
>>40957>wew lad is reddit now
>>40949every 30 min
>>40937Ah, yes, less to hold. That's certainly what I want in a phone...that I have to hold...with my hand.
Notice how every show on the schedule until midnight has the same rating as rick and morty
>>40935So no Samurai Jack tonight?
>>40957>implying rick and morty isnt the most reddit of reddit shows
>>40741My guess is that Rick's going to get put in his place in the following episodes. Jerry will refuse to move out, Morty will demand to live with his dad which Summer will support since she wants to be Rick's full time companion, and Beth will become so utterly clingy and shit (or start dating a Chad who doesn't put up with Rick's bullshit) and Rick will have to eat shit and reunite Beth/Jerry to preserve his grip on Morty.
So, seriously no Jack?
there better be samurai jack
>>40967are they not airing it?
>Rick wanted to use the insect dickMy man
Attack on Titian season 2Rick and Morty season 3Ponies in /pol/Food in /co/and to top it off a new Samurai Jack tonighttruly, it was a good day
>>40999>reddit shows2epic
>destroying the Council of Ricks, the insect armada, their economic system and regained the status quo>in one episodeTHISFUCKINGSHOW
>>40911No you're just literally retarded. This is Season 3 Episode 1. Deal with it.
Is anyway getting it recorded? I'm out of town and won't be able to watch for a few hours.
>>41015>new samurai jackHe doesn't know!
>>41015no, there is no samurai jack tonight. this episode repeats until midnight
Rick really wants to take a shit
>>41009they're showing the same R&M episode until midnight
>We get a surprise first episode of S3>But Jack probably gets sacrificed this week to air itO-Oh......
>>41015Well, almost all of those.No Jack tonight, man. Sorry.
>New episode of /co/ is all about him getting some nugget mulan dipping sauce. It's like pottery
>I'm bummed I didn't get to give that insect dick a test driveThis episode is gold.
>>41002So basically what Moral Orel did to get out of the corner they painted themselves into with Clay and Bloberta splitting up at the end of season one?
>>41018>regained the status quono no, jerry and beth are divorced
This is amazing but I really wanted to see a new samurai jack episode
>>39430D-did they get June Foray for the voice of the Galactic Matriarch?And that was Al Stewart's "Time Passages" over the ED. God tier.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHgWLS7-osY
I want to FUCK Tammy. I love that uniform.
mega when?stream doesn't work for me
>i want my mcnugget sauce morty, even if it takes me nine seasonsmaybe there is hope after all
>>41015>new Samurai JackTell him
BIRD PERSON IS BACK
>I'm glad I saw that noteI haven't laughed that hard at a tv show in a while
Hmm, you know, if they make that Mulan Live Action movie, maybe that's a chance for the Szechuan dipping sauce.
>>41032>>41035>>41053kek g-good one guys
>>41051It wasn't worth it.
>>41053shit. i guess rick and morty makes up for it
who /szechuan sauce/ here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRDCRuPklc
Can someone upload it? I just got off of work.
>>41133im keeping me tv on to see if itll be on at 11, so if it happens i (and probably other anons) will report about it
>this episode is gold
>>41137Easily.All in all, good day.
>>41096Separated not divorced. Which will be a plot point this season since divorces are messy as shit and Jerry has every fucking reason to make it as painful as humanly possible for Beth for the sake of protecting Morty
>>41050The UK airing on Thursday has been replaced by a Rick and Morty, dang. I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't S02E01. This is gonna befuddle everything.
>directv is fucking several minutes behind
>>41166WAIT A MINUTE IT WAS REAL
>>41137>i guess rick and morty makes up for itHardly, I haven't been waiting a decade for rick and morty.
>>41015>Attack on Titian season 2This is a plus?
>Fake gun. Shoot me in case of stand offKeK
>>41096Who gives a fuck about Jerry?
Someone got a mega?
>>40653It's streaming on their website, its playing again now
>>41050DOES NO ONE NOTICE THE TOONAMI STREAM?
>>41015>he doesn't know the nazis were already hosefuckers
BUT WHO WAS PICKLE?
>TFW Super and Jack are literally the only things I slog through my week for
>its a shiting on Jerry season
>New Rick and Morty on loop>No Samurai Jack because of it>I haven't watched Rick and Morty and religously follow JackWell, my night's ruined.
so how many people can't stream? cuz I'll record it this time
>>41186http://www.adultswim.co.uk/fuck me you arent jokingthis means two things:1. this isnt the season 3 premiere2. no samurai jack
>tfw i fucking want a 19 year old dipping sauce and nuggets right nowWHY
>>41185To be fair, now 100% evil Rick can just kill Jerry or strand him on an alien world or parallel earth if he wanted to. Assuming pure evil Rick is going to be a full-time character shift, then Jerry probably better run as far as he humanly can, since who knows what hellish fate Rick has planned for him if he doesn't go away forever....
>>41263>>41249April Fools!
>>41016>>>/reddit/
>>41015>Attack on Titian season 2that was a joke too
>Rick is a 9/11 trutherI knew he was smart but fuck
>>41263WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST AIR IT AT MIDNIGHTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not repeating on the half-hour>can't predict when you need to tune in to catch the full thing without spoilerswhat a garbage streampreemptively HAILing the anon that posts the eventual mega/VOD
>>41051>poorfags cant even into basic cablekek
>>41263not worth cancelling jack imo.. especially since it's on 200 times today
I fucking hate april fools day.
>>41249I feel the same way pal
What time do I need to start watching to catch the beginning of the next loop?
>Google it>The dipping sauce was a real thingKek
>>41292Dragon Ball Super.
>welcome to the darkest year of our adventuresSAVAGE
Why isn't there a rip yet?
>>41035Why can't they play the 8-12 schedule from 12-4 instead?
Jesus fucking christ this ending rantThis is S1 E1 shitOnly now Rick is EVEN CRAZIERHoly FUCK calm the FUCK down Rick
Pretty gud episode
>>41337But..was it as delicious as he makes it seem?
>9 more seasons Morty!
For me its the Mulan promotional Szechuan sauce, the best mctendie dipping sauce
>>41282
>>413259 pm?
>TFW MISSED THE ENTIRE THINGGODDAMN IT WHY
mega please
>>41349He really wants that dippin sauce, man.
>>39430it's fucking garbage.
>>41269Don't worry, we'll get it in autumn. It's no wonder people pirate things.
Wait, can someone explain to me -- a person who's watching on a TV and not the stream -- what's happening?I casually glanced at CN and, based on the dialogue, it seemed like this was a new episode?
>>41347Probably because it was a surprise airing.
>>41348>Why can't they play the 8-12 schedule from 12-4 instead?Because that would pre-empt the rest of toonami.
>>41387it's on repeat on adult swim's stream right nowhttp://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
Someone needs to do a "then & now/before & after" with season 1 and season 3 Rick.
>>41137It doesn't even come close.
>PHOENIX PERSON
>>41387hello me>was only expecting SJ tonight, maybe with some shenanigans, maybe not>this goddamn bullshit happens
>>41387its on their website on repeat it also repeats till midnight pick whichever
>>39430http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jst4dGot to 28:40 to see the episode of Babylon 5 this episode ripped off. Wow, what a pair or complete hacks. This show sucks.
>>41400AS pulled a April Fools prank and out of no where aired the first episode of Season 3 of Rick and Morty.
>>41393This. This. THIS!
>>>41249All the mind-jumping must have done a number on him.
>>41249same here. i had a huge standardized test and i was pushing forward mostly for jack. i love r&m to but cmon man
Who the fuck has the mega?
>>41400>>41387Season 3 Episode 1 of Rick and Morty is on loop all night until midnight, you're fine.
>PHOENIX PERSONReminder kids: pussy kills
I fully expect to just see Rick eating chicken nuggets in the background for the final episode of the show, 9 seasons from now or not.
>The Rick and Morty Carl's JR commercial heh
>>40622Morty is a little shit.Rick is a douche, though.Not sure why he puts such importance on Morty.
>>41431Get out of here Justin
i caught this episode and I don't even like Rick and morty particularly. Rick just seems crazy. Inb4 it's a wild prank or plan
>they're stealing stuff!kek
So like, was this actually episode 1 of season 3 or was this entire episodes an elaborate April Fools joke? Like these Samsung and Carls Jr jokes are super confusing me.
>new job, first day>fully expect to be there till midnight>set to record toonami> almost recorded the same episode of the same show six timesNo but really fuck this I want Jack. This is fucking great but I live for Jack right now don't do this to me.
>>39817Sup RWBYg.
>>41317>Bronies ruined Chicago Dispatcher today>Shit ton of /co/ news not discussed >Rick and Morty is back>No Jack>No Jojo Season 2>AoT Atleast I'm digging the Carl's Jr.
>>41296I can make 9 or 10 gallons of hard cider with the extra $50/mo I'd need to add basic cable so I could watch one channel a couple hours a week.
So tell the rest of /cock/ >>41375
http://www.adultswim.co.uk/why is it listed as s02e01? i dont think this is episode 1 of season 3. more of an episode 0 situation. look man i just want jack
God damnit I was half way through and the fucking browser stalled
how long until restart?
>Advertised SJ this week and the coming weeks>Same with DBS>Not for DBkaiI'm not convinced there isn't a new Jack until the night is done
>>40892No, he's just chaotically neutral.
Holy shit Puppet Beth has a sweet ass rack.
>>41494It's episode 1 of Season 3 you retard.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>41505boku no hero season 2 as well
WHAT THE RICK IS THIS
>This Puppet Rick and Morty Commercial The hell
>>41519Is it possible that ADULTSWIM UK is just fucking us hard.The yanks are clearly getting Episode 1 of Series 3.
Wait they green lit hot street but not the only decent show that night?
Ah, so they really are looping it on TV.
Whats scary about wicker furniture?
I'm sad about no Jack, but I sure do want to try that dipping sauce.
>>40291He really hates him doesn't he
>>41406They already preempted this half. Why would they prioritize the other half any more?
>>41562Ah, come on, you don't need to repeat the episode more than twice.They better at least play Samurai Jack
So they're playing the first episode all night?
My stream crashed like 9 times and so I've missed EVERYTHINGdoes ANYONE have an ETA on that fucking mega / gdocs / dailymotion ect link yet?
>>41559>Boku no Hero 2>Monster Strike S2>Rick and Morty>AoTS2 announcement>New Mike Tyson SeasonThis has been a great fucking day
The fuck happened to Hal Jordan?
>>41597Seems like it
>>41519because we can't just have adult swim like america does, we just get chop socky chooks and robot boy all night instead
>>41551But I don't want it to be. Like that ending really fucking bothered me. I liked it before Rick literally told me he's just doing all of this universe domination shit and using everyone for McNugget sauce.
>>41541>SticksI like your taste Anon.
>>41541There was a commercial for it all week. Demarco isn't THAT fucking evil.
IT'S PLAYING FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW NOW
>>41565idk, an anon here mentioned earlier it changed to what it is now. im assuming it was samurai jack. idk i just fucking need my jack fix
I just realized this is a thing, how much did I miss?Should I just watch it all later?
Need a mega. My ISP does not care about rural leafland folk.
I refuse to believe they would be stupid enough to not show SJ until it actually happens
>>41623you're gonna have a bad night, anon
>We won't get see Jack save Ashi for another weekI love R&M but this hurts. I was so pumped for Samurai Jack.
>>41616>actually believing what C-137(?) has to say
>>41613>hating chop socky chooksnext you're gonna say you hate skunk fu. both of those shows are kino
stream is being a shit wheres the MEGA
>>41505>Bronies ruined Chicago Dispatcher todayWhat?
>>40564Okay, this is probably going to be the schedule for tonight, so someone please record this episode before it's too late, and post it on KissCartoon, please
EVERYBODY CALM DOWN ITS JUST ANOTHER APRIL FOOLS JOKE, SJ IS STILL HAPPENING.
The fucking MEGA when?
>>41660Basically this episode just confirmed Rick is a total fucking asshole and literally is insane.
>>41651They already skipped the new episode of dragonball super for this
>>41688Yeah samurai jack doesn't start until 11. Got 2 hours
>11:30 comes>it's sam jack>with S3 E1 rick morty audio playing over itmark my words
Someone get a mega or google drive download link up!
>>41740Jack is at 11.
I-IT COULD STILL AIR GUYSHAVE SOME FAITH
>>41616Pseudo intellectual and cynical redditors that idolize Rick were BTFO by that scene.
TORRENT LINKhttps://rarbg.to/torrent/26b93yh
>>41709But we've always known that? He could have also been fucking with morty
>>41761why is he worried :(
>New season this summerWhere is this being confirmed?
>>41740Not>Dual Audio and split screen>Jack on the right and R&M on the left
Who here noticing all the foreshadowing from rewatching this? >Maybe if we reaarange these flies they're open a secret door or sunbathing
>>41740That would be hilarious
>>41772Sweet Jesus, thank you
>>41740then the real audio is on sap... in spanishactually that wouldnt be that bad considering it is sj
Why is Morty such a dummy?
>>40049Soooooo no jack?
>>41784He was trapped in CN hell.
>>41772>https://rarbg.to/torrent/26b93yh>Not MEGAIs this dolphin porn again?
>>41788A commercial that came on right afterwards.
>>41768BUT I HATED IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>41782The show creators are just fucking with the fans at this point. They probably don't care about having a deep backstory to this show. This episode's ending is a giant fuck you to those people.
>>41793the sauce
>>41793>rick complaining he can't improvise after leaving that memory behind along with his fear of wicker furniture
>>41249>SuperYou are one sad motherfucker alright
>>41822>not knowing what a fucking rarbag link isEnd yourself
But I don't want to watch Reddit & Memey. I WANT TO WATCH SAMURAI JACK REAL TALK.
Daaaaamn, Rick has (or had) a hot wife.
So did Rick originally lost his family or did he made it up in his head?
will they keep streaming this thing on repeat? I missed the first 10 minutes
>>41871:^))))))))))))))
I got the episode nerdsr u jelly
>>40250>phoenix person looks like archangel
>>41867>foreshadowing>recalling a gag from 15 seconds agothey're different things, anon.
>>41880Didn't he though? Assuming her appearance wasn't fake too...
>>41894Till midnight apparently
>>41894Yes, until midnight EST.
>>41887made up, allowing the writers to make some of it true or not in the future
>>41649Leaf's get nothing. :)
Who /ApolloGauntlet/ here??
>>41207He was talking about JackFuck, Jack's been stuck down there for a week already!
So what are the odds this will all be retconned in the real season 3 premiere where he escapes federation prison by becoming a pickle
WE HIT THE BUMP LIMIT!STICKY!!!
>>41880aside from the blue hair, he was also considerably less unhinged
>>41948I'd say 50/50
>New show Apollo Gauntlet>This summerMan, Adult Swim is pulling out all the new stuff for April Fools this year.
>>41948>where he escapes federation prison by becoming a pickleGod I hope so.
>>41608>Attack on Titan>goodI guess if you like run of the mill shit
>>41936Im looking forward more to that Street something show
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS I WANT MY SAMURAI JACKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is the best April Fools Day ever.
>>41999It's fun to watch and make fun of with others
>>41948>2nd episode>This was all a dream/simulation
>>41936Apollo gauntlet looked pretty good from its pilot, i dont know why the fuck they chose hot streets though
>>41948>So what are the odds this will all be retconned in the real season 3eh???
>>40193IM THE PATRIARCH OF THIS FAMILY NOW MORTYNO MORE DAD MORTYYOUR DAD CROSSED METHATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CROSS ME
Why is Carl Jr. Such a faggot?
I am glad they decided the season premiere episode early. They are still working on it now right?
>pilot had Rick say they'd have "100 years Rick and Morty">in this one he said 97I love the little stuff.
Tammy does some serious things to my dick.
finding the rick and morty stream then realizing they might have sacrificed samurai jack
>>42067Holy shit. I didn't catch that. Nice
>new Squidbillies seasonAlright
>>42030The "supervillain team" one was too derivative of Venture Bros. and I can't remember the other one.
WHERES THE FUCKING MEGA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>39699>>40207>>40553>>40899>>41122>>41202>>41295>>41393>>41448>>41607>>41649>>41674>>41700>>41751>>41822
>>42104there was mr neighbors house
>>42003And i wanted to see them have an awkward and uncomfortable sexual awakening by watching two deer mate but we dont all get what we want now do we?
>>42104There were three. The supervillians, the gauntlet one, and the Hot Street one (which I guarantee was only sent to series because Roiland is in it).
>>42030What ever happened to Matt Furie's pilot?
I like lawyer Morty.
This could have been better if after the first episode of season 3 we got the first new episode of Season 7 of Venture Brothers
>>41948next episode preview shows him as a pickle in his garage
So is the legit Preview or what?
>teleporting a ship into another shipDid Halo do this? I'm pretty sure Halo did this.
>>41649That's odd, I got it.
>Live action mulan coming>We might get mulan sauce backI NEED IT
>>41649Im in Ontario and can watch it. Try Hola plugin maybe?
I NEED THE MEGA REEEEEEEEE
Does anyone know how many new shows/Seasons [AS] is starting soon, because so far every repeat episode has shown an advert for it. I feel like how many there are might be equal to the times they'll repeat this episode.
I hope they cancel this show and it takes 14 years to get a reboot .
>>42169that was a lie
>>41811Ah, I see you also caught Starbarians episode 3 today
>>42242The stream works in canada, but internet is too shit to stream smoothly.
Did Jerry threaten to turn him in?I don't really remember.
is there no Jack tonight?
>>42277Sounds like somebody is salty?
>>42307yup
>>42300Fuck, I love Tammy
>>42143Given that I just saw Jack murder a bunch of young human woman I honestly was half expecting the male deer to start mounting the doe before something interrupted them.
>>42296not to his face, but he brought it up to the family when Rick was 'out' on tiny planet
>>42276I'm referring to Doble Fried, not the dude who was shitposting about a Boy's Club show the other day.
HOW CAN I WATCH IT FROM AUSTRALIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>42296I recall him suggesting it to the family rather than be on the run from the Government. Not threaten
>>42300wtf I love Tammy now
>>42300I want to see Tammy in a bukkake video
I can relate to Rick so much with that sauce shit.>Hot Pocket Burger Shots will never exist again>Burgerking Cheese fries will never exist again
>>42300>that ass>those boots
>>42300After I make dinner I'm gonna have to draw her in that
>>42277 >jackfags losing their shit God bless AS.
Wow, I hope Rick is killed or something by the end of the season
>SU takes 2 seasons to introduce an antagonist, 3 seasons to actually do anything with them, and still hasn't resolved a single mystery in its plot>Rick and Morty topples a galactic empire in a single episode
Is it just me, or are is each re-run getting faster. I feel like it is, but that may just be from watching it three times in a row and knowing exactly what's going to happen next.
>>42277Chillax dude, it's just a cartoon, they'll show it some other dayAlso, SJ got a new season, not a reboot
>>42455He was killed like thousands of times this episode.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE CAN I WATCH IT?!??!
>>42550On tv. :)
>>42550TV
>>42468well you know, we have to take care of emotions first before we get to actual logical conversation
The animation budget was really high this episode.Will they be able to keep this level the entire season?
>>42550Channel 60 on Xfinity in Boston.
>>42300LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES!
I know our Rick is supposed to be the most Rickiest Rick, but why are all the other Ricks so braindead?Complacency in the organization?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING MEGA DOWNLOADS HELP ME OH GOD PLEASE LORD IN HEAVEN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>42468The wonders of a long series that can piss-ass about vs a short series that can't.
>Gear person Gigantor parodyThis is a great day
>>42477its just you, you retard
https://void.cat/200d5f6928177ceda77b1eb3cdc72f6d0a7fb426&v
When's the next repeat of the episode on the stream?
WHERE IS MEGA PLEASE I BEG YOU
>>39789nine more seasons
>>42716In like 5 minutes.
>>42659Except Sugar is planning on ending the show on S5
Hash256: b9d5133cde244cf277bf589ea4ed08acd98e916ef5a59a0cfcacd5ab33404fdd
>>42356use rabb.it
>>42234Halo just teleported part of a ship into a sun or some shit like that.
>>42568>>42573>>42614ALL I HAVE ARE CUTE STORIES ABOUT KOALAS AND STUFF ON HOOP SNAKES BITING ANOTHER KID FUCKKKKKKKK I HATE AUSTRALIAN TV
>>42777Thanks, anon, didn't think I'd get an answer.
>>41649>http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streamsIt works in Canada. Speaking as a Canadian with no ISP running.
>>42468why do people who hate SU talk it about it more than the people who like it?
>>42646maybe that rick is the only one who made that portal gun and is therefore the most intelligent. So all the other ricks were deemed most intelligent just by being Rick or by standing on his coat tail. So now they want to keep that Rick in check since he is smarter than everyone and probably has the ability to get rid of the power he gave every other rick. I dunno, this may be a dumb theory
>>42835Throw your boomerang North and we'll send you scenes from the episode frame by frame by taping it to the boomerang
>>42873it just seems that way because the people who like it talk about it in their generals where you can't see them
>>42497I hope each and every Rick is eradicated from the multiverse by the series finale
>>42873well answer this question. Whats easier to do?1. Suck a dickor 2. Talk shit about a dick you dont want to suck
>rick has no hesitation about letting his body diejesus christ he's cold
Kronenburg Summer is hot
>>42994But there are infinite Ricks.
So Tammy and Phoenixperson confirmed for recurring villains now?
>>42694Thank you based anon.
Obviously the ending rant is a gag. The entire point of the standoff was to show that Rick doesn't want to kill the grandkids because he cares about them (if he merely needed them, he would just get new ones, like he said)That said I'm really excited for all the braindead normies to get upset about it.
>>43044Hopefully
>>43072Well he did say he needed both Morty AND Summer to come back alive to get in Beth's good graces.
>>39430Several alternate dimensions and none of them have szechuan sauce. Life must be terrible for Rick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRDCRuPklc
BUY THE GALAXY S8BUY ITUYIT
Im of the opinion that ricks memory about his family was correct, and his formula being a virus the only change
>>42694Great, now give that file to KissCartoon, and we'll officially archived this on the internet by posting the episode on a Free Cartoon streaming website
>>43207Thats probably itThe council of ricks are probably the ones who killed his original family
>>43173LESS GRIP, MORE SCREEN TO BREAK! BUY IT! THEN DROP IT AND BUY IT AGAIN BECAUSE THE SCREEN BROKE FROM HAVING LESS GRIP!
>>43163I'm sure they'll be a petition to get the sauce back after thisalso god damn I miss 90s pricings
>>43044I thought Tammy was squanch. Damnit, he didnt finish the squanch
so is there jack or no
so what's a normal rick like?
>>43333Like Rick
>>43301No.
>>43302Whatever happened to Squanchy anyways?
>>43333lame as fuck, another jerry
>>43301yes, toonami starts at 10 central
>>43302Then that begs the questionWhere is Squanch?
>>41431The sequence immediately following based-Garabaldi clip rips off Book of the New Sun. Chill. These things happen.
>>43346But less so
Oh I noticed the note on the side of Morty's gun this time. neat.
why does that rick love a summer that isn't even his own?
>>43415were you watching it on 240p or what?
>>43156he could just go to another universe with another Beth, Summer, and Morty. Still doesn't square with how he abandoned the original Summer though
>>43415Rick didn't even have to put that note
>>43443No this is just my second viewing.
>>43431He hates Jerry and wants to spend time with his daughter, any of his daughters who would have him.
>>43431Because she's cute.
>>43380probably faced the same fate as bird person.
>>43449He would have to build up a relationship with the new family before he could go back. Much faster to just keep the family he's already got a rep with
So I'm guessing this thread WON'T be archived? Pity.
>>43562A cyborg too?
>>43156I mean, that would imply he knew Jerry was going to make an ultimatum. I think he was just hamming it up.
>>43577that or just squanch
GUYS
>>43575/cock/ is on archived moe, not desuarchive though.
>>43044im a little confused. How does the thumbnail picture of this shit keep changing?
>>41431similar, but not the sameR&M handles the story concept a lot more enjoyably
Did anyone hear what Rick was saying while watching 9/11?
>>42694>https://void.cat/200d5f6928177ceda77b1eb3cdc72f6d0a7fb426&vI swear to godplease upload it somewhere FASTER
>MORTY GOING FULL NUCLEAR
>>40229Spread over 97 more years.
>>43674Something like "This just gives them more chances to take away our freedoms!"
good luck with that anons o7https://mega.nz/#!FkVU3JZC!O_BhpajyHT4MpP_OuVozo2E4cB8aXjqeb6BSmUaHbBc
>>43708I hope Evil Morty comes back and doesn't get killed
>>39430>On April fools dayWELL FUCKING PLAYED
666th post!
>>43749Where'd you get this from?
https://twitter.com/Clarknova1/status/848354143714594816https://twitter.com/Clarknova1/status/848354143714594816https://twitter.com/Clarknova1/status/848354143714594816NO JACK TO ANY DENIALFAGSNO JACK
>>43835Begone, Satan!
>>43616MORTICIA
>>43844Fuck reddit.
>>43844I hate this I hate this so much.
>>43844it's april fools day though
>>43844that just means they'll be on after it, r-right guys?
>>43844Whatever, that just means the hiatus between eps 4 and 5 is shorter
Now that the Council has been completely destroyed, it looks like Rick did Evil Morty's job for him. Hopefully this ends up being addressed.
>>43937there was going to be a hiatus?
>>43749Based
Goulash Overkill.Sounds delicious. Perfect for /cock/.
WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET SCHEZWAN SAUCE WITH MCNUGGETS?!
>>44037I guarantee you that McDonalds will bring it back because of this shit.
How much you wanna bet evil Morty killed C137's family?
>>44063And to market the new Mulan Live Action movie