/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is what Warren Buffet saw the last time he inspected his stool.

holy cholesterol

>>4085449

>champagne steam

My sides.

No
If you want to spend 600 Dollars on food don't spend them on a burger. You are not a child.
Buy legit shit gorammit

>>4085501
If someone had $600 to casually spend on a burger, he wouldn't be taking financial advice from you, kid.

>thinking this is anything else than a marketing plot
>it somehow works

only in America.

>>4085513
I'm not talking about financial advice. It's their money and they can do what they want with it. I'm talking about having some taste and not being a nouveau riche and thinking that a glorified burger is haute cuisine

>>4085515
No fucking shit it's called the douche burger for a reason

>>4085515
The targeted consumer is not the average everyday middle-class American. It's clear to everyone with half a brain that this is just a publicity stunt (hence the name 666 Burger). If you had bother reading the article so kindly posted by OP, it would be obvious.

Anyone who actually spends that kind of money on a burger, would not be pretentious enough to think that they were spending it on the taste. Rather, they would be spending it for the experience.

To a lot of people in the world, $666 is chump change. I hope you enjoy the fact that you'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel to even come to anything close to that dollar.

Grow up kid.

>>4085523
So in order to grow up I have to understand the fact that rich people like to spend 600$ for the experience of spending 600$ on a burger?

>>4085469
It bet it gives the cheese an interesting flavour, actually.

>>4085523
>kid

>>4085532
Or you can shut the fuck up, thank OP for an interesting post and then fuck off back to the hole in the ground you came from, faggot.

>New York
>kobe
No, that's not kobe beef.

>>4085538
Someone is having their period.

> A burger is about meat, bun, and cheese
>A hamburger without some vegetables and a sauce

Gross

>>4085537
Yes. He's most likely correct.

>>4085542
>needing to mask the flavor with sauce.

You should start eating good food.

>>4085548
Children on 4chan? GTFO.

>>4085532
yep, understanding the problem is the first step.

>>4085532
>Mazlow's hierarchy for babbies

>>4085540
Pretty much no one has had Kobe beef outside of Japan.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/larryolmsted/2012/04/12/foods-biggest-scam-the-great-kobe-beef-lie/

http://www.npr.org/2012/04/22/151153503/fake-food-thats-not-kobe-beef-youre-eating

>>4085602
>>4085540

it's legitimate "kobe beef".

the usa is a rogue nation when it comes to handling protected names.
it's perfectly legal to label a cheap burger as "kobe beef", a processed cheese as "Parmigiano-Reggiano" or a cheap sparkly wine as "Champagne".

>>4085549
You should stop having boring as fuck taste. A good sauce had another layer of flavors to a dish. Just stick to eating your steamed vegetables and your steak thats only seasoned with salt and pepper

The catch is that it's actually a portabella mushroom stuffed 80/20 chuck beef burger, choked by an American cheese slice steamed with Colt 45, topped with imitation crab and sprinkled with ground 8 o'clock coffee beans. The burger is man-handled into a Wal-Mart flier before being served.
Enjoy, douche.

>Wait, why can’t I put lettuce and tomato on my burger? I like lettuce and tomato!

>People use them to make up for a deficiency in the burger. If you don’t toast your bun correctly, it’s not crispy enough and you need lettuce to make it crispy. If your meat is too dry, tomato helps hide that fact, gives you the juiciness. But if you’re toasting your buns, getting a nice crust, and you’re cooking your meat properly, there’s no need for them.

What kind of bleak, lifeless worldview does this man have? Did his parents never hug him? Did his mother shoot his dog? Does he just not know what love is?

>>4085618
Not sure. even if you do both of those, tomato/lettuce can add flavor. Hell, sauces are fine too.

>>4085610
mysides.jpg

The fucking buns are burnt. Fucking burnt.

normally I hate stuff like this because its done ironicly/hipstery, but they are very up front about how douchey it is to eat something like that so I approve.

>The idea came from our deep-seated disgust and hatred of all the other douche burgers out there. A burger is about meat, bun, and cheese. All of this other stuff just ruins the flavor.
Would like to see his menu to see if hypocrite or not.
I have my suspicions.

>>4085745

666 burger
Our custom locally sourced grind, grilled to juicy, mouthwatering perfection. An extreme level of deliciousness that all burgers should strive for, but which only 666 can attain.
Satan Burger - $10

Same grind, same spicing, but stuffed with a pat of butter. The best steaks are finished with butter to make 'em extra delicious, our burgers are made from the best meat, so why not serve them as steaks? Your mouth will thank you for this.
Beelzeburger - $8

Same as the 666 burger, but with the addition of a mix of hand ground Cajun-esque spices. A spicy hamburger... with flavors, not just spice. This will blow you away.
Fries $3

Crispy on the outside, soft and creamy delicious on the inside. Hit with a secret spice blend and served with dipping sauce.

666 Burgers are made with a meat blend of sirloin, brisket and short rib, and spiced with salt and pepper.
They are cooked medium rare, which is the only way to cook a burger made of good meat.
Our burgers are served on a toasted potato roll, with a dab of ketchup.
Fuck brioche buns.
That's it.
That's all you need for an amazing burger eating experience... anyone tell you different and they're hiding something wrong with their burger.
Our cows were treated fucking awesomely. They ate grass to their hearts' content, they freely roamed fucking picturesque scenery and chilled hard. They became delicious.
Basically they led a great, comfortable life and when time came for them to die, that was done with respect for the animal and painlessly. No fucking around with meat processing plants - this shit was like a religious sacrifice - the comfort and psychology of the animal was first and foremost.
From animal to meat to burger, we respect the sacrifice the animals make on our behalf... that's why we highlight the beef, not tainting it with tomatoes, lettuce or other toppings.

>>4085810
>medium rare

So their shit isn't even properly cooked?

>>4085810
>>4085808
lol so edgy

>>4085810
>>4085808
They do sound like they know a thing or two about douche burgers

>>4085513
You seem to have a personal problem with being criticized for the misuse of money, friendo. Did daddy get angry at you for misusing the trust fund?