/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>one jar of peanut butter

fuck

>>4060776
>two 12 oz packages of hot dogs
>1500 calories
troll

>>4060803
OP here, no i USUALLY have about 1500 calories and feel full. today i've been eating nonstop

>>4060807
You've got one wicked bowel movement on its way OP.

Try fruit.

lay off the weed

>>4060826
haven't seen you post in a while (i'm usu. on /fa/). hope you're doing well, mate

>>4060814
>tfw you will never experience what OP is about to experience

>>4060897

this is why we hate tripfags.

>>4060776
Eat 10 bananas, watch a movie, you'll be cured in no time.

>my mfw

>my my face when

holy shit how can you be this retarded

I guess eat massive portions of vegetables and cut down on eating entire jars of peanut butter.(Seriously, that's like 1500+ calories on it's own)

>>4060776
and your body isn't getting any reaction from all the salt and cholesterol intake?

>>4061639
You forgot the second when.

>>4061720
Oh no I am the retarded one now

>>4060776
what drove you to decide that the combination of hot dogs, popeye food, yogurt, canned pea soup, six eggs (probably scrambled), and an entire jar of fat a good idea in one day?

there are not enough hours in a day to make this foods list sensible, sober or not.

You're probably thirsty, oversalted.

Eat more coarse bread

>>4061639
>Muh automatic ATM machine

>>4060776
>my mfw when
>my my face when when

>>4060776
~2640 for hotdogs
~180 for spinach
~528 in yogurt
~412 in Split pea soup
~4750 in Peanut butter
~480 calories in egg
~8990 calories in a day.
Congrats OP, you're now a registered fat-ass.
>Based on averages mind you. For all we know you've had twice that amount and you're just ashamed of it. You also didn't list anything you drank for today either.

>>4061801
had two gallons of water and 6 diet sodas before the end of that day (2 sucralose and 2 zevia) by btw way, my mfw when people thought 'my mfw when' was unintentional

>>4061876
*2 sucralose, 2 zevia, and 2 aspartame

>>4060776
your pregnant and eating for 4

I've been hungrier since the cold weather set in. Rice every day now instead of a couple times a week. What you ate, however, is gross. If you're going to overeat you could at least do it with good things. I hope you made this up.

>>4060807
Might you be pregnant?

>>4060776
I have me a nasty lung problem, and whenever my lung decides to start bleeding, it makes me feel ridiculously hungry for some reason. have you been coughing blood lately?

>>4063965
If your breathing muscles have to work more to compensate fucked up lungs you end up burning a lot of calories all day just to breathe. Even if don't feel the effects.

Some more severe respiratory conditions end up making the person lose weight because they burn more calories trying to breathe than they can compensate eating.

>>4063988
Fuck! My punctuation is all fucked up! Sorry about that, half lazyness half misconfigured keyboard.

>>4063988
huh. How about that.
>Themoreyouknow.gif

>>4063999
I don't think people care about punctuation as much as you might think.

>>4060776
>>4060776
you probably have a worm

>>4064003
Just think about it. You got muscles working all day just to keep you alive and them thanks to fucked up lungs they have to work doubled to compensate.

And by the way, as long as it advance slowly you could have most of an organ fucked up and don't even notice. That's because normally you only use a fraction of your organs capabilities so you can still stay functional even if most of the organ is fucked up.

But it could also be diabetusssss

Have you been peeing a lot, gained or lost weight recently?