/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I pray that one of your relatives snaps and murders your entire family.

Don't you already spam enough "LOLOLOL HIPSTER LIBRUL COMMIE FAGGOT VEGAN LEFTIST POLITICAL CORRECT MOUTHBREATHER"-threads already? Can't you just fuck off and leave the board be about food and cooking, not your own insecurities?

>>4018394

>>4018394
Why so puddi ? Thanksgiving is the biggest /ck/ holiday of the year. Its only right that we explore every aspect of this wonderful day.

When you do it in real life it isn't called trolling. Its called being a faggot

come on guys, this will be fun!

but i am a vegan, op

>>4018773
were you already planning to be a pain in the ass for Thanksgiving?

>>4018791
no, i just don't show up until late

>>4018797
Whats the point of even being a vegan if you cant rub their noses in their disgusting, murderous eating habits?
You are an odd duck sageanon

I'm going to my little sisters for Christmas. She's a vegetarian. Not quite established if she's cooking us meat. I'm fine with bringing it myself if she wants but if it's a full veggie menu i'm taking a dump in her cupboard.

Why did /ck/ have to turn to shit? I enjoyed it here.

>>4018825
Huh. My little sister's a vegetarian as well, and she basically just cooks like a normal host with normal festival entrees and then "eats around the meat" whenever there's a festive occasion.

>be Canadian
>XMas and Thanksgiving dinner means lots of good food, alcohol, conversation, etc. with the family

Why do you guys have to make things so hard?

>>4018867
Your sister is not a real vegetarian

My grandmother has already ruined Thanksgiving by being the usual giant cunt she is. Perhaps you can ask her.

everyone knows I don't suffer petty shit on T-day, if I'm doing the cooking, I'm the captain of the motherfucking ship and will/have kicked malcontents out.

Get high, get drunk, go fuck a half-cousin in a closet, I don't care, just don't start airing grievances or act like an asshole.

>>4018873
You guys are all too nice up there. That is not how we roll down south.
>2012 getting along with your family ISHOOPY POOPY

>>4018871
I'm guessing you're one of those self-righteous as fuck vegetarians.

Those assholes who will send back an entree at a restaurant because they remove the seafood from your seafood pasta, thus expecting the cooks to unkill everything in your salad.

I ffucking hate people like you.
I'm a vegan and I choose not to eat meat/ animal products. Not because I don't like them, I just don't want to be a kill animals to eat them, but I'm completely fucking aware that people do,and let them be. And if I go to thanksgiving Dinner and gravy is already mixed into the mashed potatoes, I'll get the fuck over it and enjoy the dead animal because it's too late for that little guy.

P.S. Die in a fire.

>>4018910
tl;dr

umad

>>4018910
you're not a real vegetarian

>>4018438
implying it's not also called being a faggot on the interwebs.

>>4018910

this is as bad as a youtube comment on a pre- 2000s music video saying 'i'm 13 and i think old music is better!' fyi

>>4018867
i hate vegetarians who cook meat for other people. makes no sense if they're doing it for ethical reasons

>>4018939
that's kind of bullshit. If you think it's a personal choice, that is okay. But if you think it is about the animals, they should actively prevent people from buying, selling, eating, raising, cooking and slaughtering meat/animals. Whether or not they cook it for someone else does not make a fucking difference, fuck you.

>>4018909
>That is not how we roll down south

If you're not repressing your familial hatred and making polite and nice with them as all of you plot each others' deaths, then you're either not living in the south or you're not doing it right.

>>4018938
But old music is better. You cant beat bands like the pixies and magnetic fields.

>>4018948
Agreed.

>>4019316

everyone says that, and everyone always will.

because it is true for any generation.