/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It doesn't

Im sure it will taste like shit, just like every flavor of Doritos that isn't Cool Ranch

>>3980837
I literally feel nothing.

People package "limited edition" junk food like that? And get excited?

Odd.

>>3980845
>implying Guacamole Doritos wasn't best Doritos

>>>/v/

>>3980845
Spicy Nacho is good.

The best was and will always be Salsa and Sour Cream. That was godly and it must have been like 15 years ago. It actually tasted like it was supposed to.

>>3980845
The worst part is that it says "not fit for consumption" on the can and package.

Salsa (not salsa verde) was my favorite doritos flavor. I liked the spices and the heat mostly. But I'll just live with spicy nacho...

>>3980847
>implying guacamole isn't what Satan's asshole tastes like.

>>3980929
>you do not know what satans asshole is like until you have oxygen exposed lacto-fermenting sauerkraut

So... what do they taste like?

>>3980837
Like not a virgin.

>>3980956
Not fit for human consumption it says, but it's actually just regular nacho cheese Doritos and mountain dew, so I don't know why.

It makes me feel sick.
>>>/pol/
>>>/b/

>>3980866
Yeah, can't even eat the fucking things.

>>3981060
What do you mean?

>>3981063
It tells you not to eat it.

>>3981070
That is... very odd.

>>3981016

>Not fit for human consumption it says
>but it's actually just regular nacho cheese Doritos and mountain dew

>>3981071
Collectors item, Collectors Doritos and Mountain Dew, certainly better than some sort of statue, probably costs cheaper too.

>>3981077
But who wants this? It isn't like you would put this on display or anything.

You would put it in a box and forget about it and maybe make $50 in 10 years on Ebay.

>>3981082
Marketing? Probably the reason only 120 of them were made.

>>3980847
Best Chips

Hey I'm jazzed to be all butthurt or hysterical or what about what's in the box, but I can't tell what the fuck it is. Some corn chips and Axe body spray? Is that supposed to get me all riled up?

>>3981178
Halo 4 is having promotional mountain dew and Doritos that provide in game bonuses, and to celebrate this they sent promotional collectors edition mountain dew and Doritos that come in a magnetic fucking case and aren't fit for human consumption. On a related note, gaming is dead.

I'm not sure if I'm pissed or envious of the marketing team that came up with this.

>>3981200
Why..... would anyone buy this

>>3981209

It's proof that halo fans are dumb enough to buy anything that even mentions halo.

>>3981209
You can't. Only 120 made, sent out to journalists. Apparently they thought you could buy out reviewers with junk food you can't eat.

I don't know how many of you remember, but I abso-fuckingly-lutely loved the Lays Taste of America promotion that they had going on when 4chan was still swaddled in SA's arms. Goddamn. Chicago Baked Potato was a godsend. I say that we raid Lay's doorstep and hold people at gunpoint until they bring it all back.

>>3981241

holy fuck nostalgia. these were amazing.

>>3981152
This always taste like Green Dorritos to me.

>>3981152

You know what's also tasty? Guacamole pringles.
For some reason they tasted like peanut butter to me, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1g2FTszOn4

you are welcome

let's make a promotional item.
we need:
-1 dollat to change the color of the package
-5 dollars for a can of mountain dew with some shitty gimick in it
-3 dollars for a new cheap packaging
-some idiots on twitter that will make us a ton more money by promoting us with the cheap shit we just gave to them
-???
-profit

>>3981383
>>3981383
The idiots will be glad to received the cheap shit and for free.

Where's the issue ? Why are you being so edgy ?

>>3981779
>Where's the issue ?

the faggot in the video does not even open the fucking mountain dew(which tastes like shit anyway, sprite is superior) and the bag of chips because it is a collectors item.

like is his brani fucking molten or some shit?
it's just a bag of chips and a can of soda in a different package.

and he is fiddling around with that shit if it was THE thing.

there are game companies that actually give their fans ton of good shit for free instead of a 3 dollar bag of chips and a 1 dollar soda.

in the end it pays so much more off for doritos, mountain dew and 343 than for the guy who got that shit.
this is just ridicoulous.
the cheapest shit i have seen a game company do.

a guy got from bethesda the following:
a pipboy 3000 that seems to work in some way.
lots of t shirts from several games.
a dishonored limited edition
i think the fallout new vegas limited edition

and other shit.
a bag of chips can't compare to that shit at all.
there is nothing special about it and there is no reason to not eat that crap

i feel superior

>>3981947
I prefer mountain dew man

OP's pic makes me eager.

Eager to find out that Halo 5 limited edition comes with custom diapers

(captcha: dignitatis byee)

>>3981947
Well 343 is a shitty company, so there ya go.
Also, here's someone far less impressionable doing an unboxing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGPW23aazuM