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I just ate a bowl of one of those instant noodle cups and found a quarter at the bottom. I must have microwaved it with the quarter in there. how fucked am I?

>> No.3978503

>>3978491
Why would you be fucked?

>> No.3978512
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3978512

>>3978491
A quarter, like a coin? Why are you keeping pocket change in your noodles?

>> No.3978524

>>3978512
>keeping coins in your pocket and not in a coin purse

how pleb can you get

>> No.3978531

>that picture
I hope the child dies, for its own sake. The fact that anyone can severely abuse a child before it has even left the womb is just disgusting. I hate to think what it will become after all the hatred and neglect.

>> No.3978537

>>3978531
Wow, someone is a little bit mad.

It isn't a citizen until it leaves the womb and it is her body. She can do whatever the hell she wants to that organic sack of shit, who cares?

>> No.3978538
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3978538

>>3978524
>keeping coins in either.
>not keeping coins in a coin bank for a later date.

What? Don't you like saving money?

>> No.3978544

>>3978538
Not that guy, but I save money by putting away $400 from each pay cheque, not by squirreling away change.

Change is for buying coffee.

>> No.3978558

Amazing thread, OP.

10/10

>> No.3978575

>>3978558
4/10 more like it...

>> No.3978725

>>3978575
>The joke
>your head

>> No.3978729

>>3978524
>coin purse
what are you, a girl?

>> No.3978731

The change has already begun. Soon you will be part quarter.

>> No.3978732

>>3978731
He will be 1/4 quarter.

>> No.3978836

after hearing about this food contamination, the safety inspector shall be hung, drawn and quartered.

>> No.3978841

>>3978537
theres a difference between abortion and taking dropping a baby on its head on fucking purpose. get fucked

>> No.3978842

>>3978575
2.5/10 more like it...

>> No.3978858

>>3978731
agreed.

>> No.3978879

>>3978537
lol that must b wat ur mummy did 2 u son

LMAO OWNED GET TOLD WRECKT

>> No.3978910

I think you'll be ok, op. But you should probably check with a professional. I don't think it's enough to be poisoness.