/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>3967090

Spam and Spam Bacon

Thats no gore. It's a massacre.

>>3967144
what the fuck am I looking at? who got shredded cheese all over the fucking table?

>>3967171

5 bucks for what seems to be a 5/4 lb burger. Buy two, go back home, get an 8 pack of buns, and you get 8 burgers for like 12 bucks.

>>3967144
lol i like how amongst the strewn out cheese and corn nibblets on the table they decided to make things look presentable and added the rose. now THATS class.

>>3967090
O̡̫̭͉̱͋H̡̔͊͊̒̊̌̊ͅ ̨͈̲͉̤͔̜̏ͅGO̎̿͛D̬̹̱͓͕̪̙̍ͣ̿͗ͮ́͂ ͦDẢ̓ͤ̅̽͏̜M͎̰͆ͪ͆͆ͨ͊Ṅ̨̥͇͚ͤ ̰͕̞͖͖̽̽̊ͪ͒̅̚ͅI̢͇̰̪̹͎̱͗T̠̫̦̱̘ͩͤ̑ ̑͛ͭͨͯ͆̚͝Ț̺̞ͭ̍ͪ̒Hͦ̆͋Ä͎̯̳́ͭ̅ͩT̺͚͉̥̲ͯ͑̌ͥ͆̈́͂̀ ͇̘͔͕̩͗͆ͦ͋S̙͉̦̝ͅO̹͇̫͋U͋͐̎͂̒ͧͪ҉̗̝̞̱̣Ņ͚̰͙̟̼ͣ̅ͨ́́D͕ͩͤͯ͜
͙̠̙̬̭̩͔͜I ̞C̝͑̈́ͦ̌A̚N̬͗̀̚'͚̺͔̣̦͖͠T̥̺̙̫ͭͣͩ͗ͭ ͯͫỦ̖͕̦̬̻̘̆͢N̬̼̉̎H͙ͥ̂͊̐̀̍́Ë̻͓̖̰͒̂̒͒Ả̑͞Ȑ̼͈̹̖̫̖͓̈́̃͜ ̨̘̙̲͉͕̉̒ͫͅT͕͎͙̗͓͐ͥ̒Hͪ̈́̔ͥͭ͐̚͏̣̳̥͍̫͍Á̪̻͈͖̞̠ͯ̊ͣT̵̙͕̻̘̦
͎̟͌̑̔̎ͩ͑ ̐͛̿ͩͯͤͅS̸͉͇̟̈́̊ͤȎ̤͉͕͗̓̽Űͩ̽̓̓N̼̘̜̻̹͗ͯ̕D̷̥͎̟̫̱ͥ̍̒ͩ̄͋ͅ
̗͈̗̐ͤͥG̣͚͖͔̳ͣ͂ͯỌ̭̙̃ͭ͐̆ͭD̰̟͔͈̻̉͒ͭ͋̊̀ ̠̙̟̬̪̙̆̓͗̉ͦD̽ͣ̿͋ͬA͛͒M̧̑̈́N͗͂ͦ͊͐ͣ͗ ̦̪͎̠̟̭̖̐̂ͪ̀ͨI͝T̤̈́͌͗
̱̬̣̣̗̹̏́̓̆̉͐̇ͅG͓̠͔͚̖̅͊́̐ͩ͐ͤ͜Ọ͓͍͕͇̱̊ͫ̽̑̑Ő̧̩̗O̯̦͖̬̣̞͎
͆͝Ò͔̩̲̰̦͍̃̐̊͡Ḑ̗̞̟̳̅ͨ̈ ͓ͪͮͧͯ͐͊͗D̰̹̻͇ͪͥ̂ͪ̀A̰̪̺͓͎͒ͩM̮̳͇͎̯̰̜̐̂͗̿͒ͧN͙͕͎̞̙̖̐̐ͭ̌͑ ̰͍ͩͬȊ͖̳͂̿̽ͭṬ͎̪̦̜͚̭ͪ̏̾
̝͖͍̬͕̝͉ͥ̓͡a͕ͯ̅ͨ̀̚d̬̠̹͔̜͚ͅs̨̼̆̀a̹͔̣̖̟̍s͕ͤ́̈ͩͬͬf͎͉͕̻͎̹̤
ͬ͑̉͑̋̌a̼̎͘f̠͗̍͌ͧ͘á̞̝̤͚̭̀s̯̳̺̻̾͆́̏f̸͒

>>3967183
/x/ please leave.

>>3967194

this made me go to /x and bring this jewel with me

>>3967201

I feel violated

>>3967201
lols

>>3967201
this creepy crap gave me goosebumps

>>3967201
Oh my word.

>>3967201
>>3967261
>>3967223
>>3967206
>>3967205
It's the ad for this hip-and-with-it ice cream place here in Philadelphia that offers not a single common flavour; not a one.
They have things like:

Earl Grey and Sriracha
Peanut butter, maple and tarragon
Balsamic vinegar and banana
Pizza

They don't, however, have chocolate, vanilla or strawberry unless it's chocolate and fruit punch (for real), vanilla and bourbon whiskey (for real) or strawberry and peppercorns (for real).

>>3967470
You seem butthurt.

>>3967171
>Americans

>>3967503

>>3967498
Nope. Dumbfounded at how such a place stays in business and aghast that people who tell me they find the flavours absolutely revolting nonetheless buy from them, is all.
I'm not in the ice cream business and have no interest one way or the other if the place sinks or swims. What I do have, however, is a curiosity as to how they manage to attract this much business with such bizarre flavours whilst completely pushing away people who'd like something a little less off-the-wall.
Then again, Philadelphia has become a centre for bizarre "foodie" hipsterdom, as the local Sriracha latte proves so doing such bassackwards combinations might be in their favour.

>>3967498
You're the only one who appears butthurt here dude...

>as the local Sriracha latte
wow
I really hate our generation

>>3967588

That is a pretty good violin, the only beef I have is that the fine tuner is usually only installed on the E string.

From Russia with love.

From another angle.

>>3967629
NOPE

>>3967629
What the fuck. What kind of fish is that?

>>3967643
penis xD

>>3967644
get out.

>>3967643
It says Atlantic Herring, but I have my doubts lol.

First Time making tacos. Criticize plz

>>3967644

I bet you're really looking forward to your 12th birthday.

one more for the road

>>3967655
xD did you put cum on it? that's what it looks like lol

>>3967653
Looks like sturgeon to me.

>>3967644
Какого хрена ты просто чертовски говорят обо мне, ты, маленькая сука? Я вас знаю, я закончил верхней части моего класса в спецназа ВМС, и я был вовлечен в многочисленные тайные набеги на Аль-Каиду, и я более чем 300 подтвержденных побед. Я обучаюсь в гориллу войны, и я верхней снайпер во всей вооруженных сил США. Вы для меня ничего, а просто другую цель. Я буду уничтожить вас к черту с точностью равных которому еще никогда не видели раньше на этой земле, помяните мое чертовски слова. Вы думаете, что вы можете уйти с того, что дерьмо в meover в Интернете? Подумайте еще раз, ублюдок. Как мы говорим Я связываюсь с моим тайным сеть шпионов на территории США и ваш IP в настоящее время прослеживается прямо сейчас, так что вам лучше подготовиться к буре, опарыш.Шторм, который уничтожает жа

>>3967648

>>3967661

>Usual plate after visiting buffet

>>3967653
>>3967660

Ah, ok thanks.

>>3967661
Вы сэр, агрохолдинг пить cocksucker и copypasta newfaggot

>>3967655
I'd eat it.

>>3967685
Калинка, калинка, калинка моя! В саду ягода малинка, малинка моя Ах, под сосною, под зеленою, Спать положите вы меня! Ай-люли, люли, ай-люли, люли, Спать положите вы меня. Калинка, калинка, калинка моя! В саду ягода малинка, малинка моя! Ах, сосёнушка, ты зеленая, Не шуми ты faggot надо мной! Ай-люли, люли, ай-люли, люли, Не шуми ты надо мной! Калинка, калинка, калинка моя! В саду ягода малинка, малинка моя! Ах, красавица, душа-девица,Полюби же ты меня!Ай-люли, люли, ай-люли, люли,Полюби же ты меня! Калинка, калинка, калинка моя! В саду ягода малинка, малинка моя!

>>3967692
It's like someone ate nothing but imitation bacon bits for three hours, barfed it up and then scraped it into a ketchup bottle.

>>3967721

>>3967660
Sturgeon don't have teeth.

Ain't no foodgore like 50's foodgore.

It's shit like this that makes spousal abuse okay.

>>3967721

>>3967759

Absolutely true, I have a book of 50's foodgore simply because it's so appalling

>>3967762
>a crown of like 20 hot dogs
>weight watchers recipe

>>3967702
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIesfy4yFFY Actually, it doesn't seem that bad. It's bread and the filling packed separately in the can.

Some real Texas chili here, don't fuck w it. That shit w tomatoes you yankee faggots make up north ain't shit, it ain't even real chili. This shit here is the Texas real deal

>>3967826

>wah wah faggot yanks waah

Go crawl back into your put, southern scum.

>>3967831
If you were a real yankafag you wouldn't have power right now and you'd be shitting yourself because yankafagland is about to get fucking real.

>>3967144
Michael_J._Fox_shreds_cheese.jpg

>>3967708

>>3967826
>Visibly burnt beans
>Dry as fuck
>No signs of any reduction or long cook
>no meat anywhere in sight of the pan

Hows that burnt can of beans tasting eh?

>>3967840
Those beans are good for his heart but not his colon.

>>3967826
>those dry beans
I almost thought those were coffee beans. good god.

>>3967122

Maybe it's because I'm baked but that looks delicious.

>>3967768

"The Gallery of Horrifying food" or whatever it was called?

>>3967660
>Sturgeon
>Teeth
I think it's bycatch

>>3967867

Other than the doritos it would probably be pretty good. But most of /ck/ are pretentious fags so I can see why that would be in a gross food thread.

>>3967881
looks kind of like pike to me

>>3967826
7/10 for subtlety. Next time, consider showing meat + beans - or the abomination known as Cincinnati-style chili.

(note to y'all: claiming to a Texan that chili has beans in it will get you run out of town.)

>>3967844
Those weren't coffee beans?

That's a Fanny Craddock recipe, isn't it?

>>3967201
This is 10X worse with sound.

>>3967877
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/

THere's a whole website of this horse shit.

>>3967820
Hi bro!

>>3967978

Good grief.

>>3968029
The whiter people are the more disgusting the food is. Look at Nordic countries, the food is overwhelmingly disgusting.

Hoping for a 50's food dump, I've always meant to save those and never did. I don't understand how people can so love that era, most food back then (in cookbooks and so on) looked like shit and most people I've met who grew up/lived in that era have shit taste in food (should specify Americans here though).

>>3967090
i rather eat insects or snakes than eat this cum drenched chicken carcus
fuck no

>>3968030
> I don't understand how people can so love that era, most food back then (in cookbooks and so on) looked like shit and most people I've met who grew up/lived in that era have shit taste in food (should specify Americans here though).

Mainly because those cookbooks just made up random shit to sell whatever product the company that hired them just came out with.

How long does cooked chicken last in the fridge?

I see mostly old photos with shitty colours.

>>3968031
that's exactly why I DEMAND THEM TO BRING BACK SELLING LIVE CHICKEN

at least that way i get a look at it first and i get actual fresh chicken

enough with teh canned food

the only good canned foods are tomatoas and caviar
that'S it
nothing else

>>3968040
>canned tomatoes

I guess you never worked in a factory that make those. Enjoy eating nearly rotten low grade garbage with it's legally tolerated percentages of "other stuff" that ranges from leaves to dead animals.

>>3968045
well sweat sues chicken in a can seems to be made entirely out of what you call "'other stuff' that ranges from leaves to dead animals"

and trust me the tomatos in a can is the closest you will ever get to a real tomato in the industrial world

also who the fuck has ever worked in a fucking tomato packaging plant?

is that like a normal thing where you are from?

get teh fuck off now, will ya?

way to ruin the halloween mood fore evryone you lil punk

>>3968045
I guess you can only afford to buy shitty canned goods and have also never done any homecanning.

>>3967605
>and a diet coke, please.

>>3967558

It's a deconstruction of the ice cream genre. You just don't get it.

>>3967936

Pike's have smaller teeth though. Christ I don't know what kind of fish that really is but its startling as hell.

>>3967721
personal I don't see this as a problem
but only if it was natural peanut butter

brotip brie and peanut butter make some godly sandwiches

sort of want

This thread gave me the heebie-jeebies

>>3967470
the vanilla and bourbon sounds awesome though

I'm hungry as fuck, so I'd eat 90% of the stuff in this thread.

>>3967648

The fuck is wrong with that?

Hot dogs are awesome

>>3967745
good thing it is not a real product.

>>3967834
Or, you know, we might be on the west coast.

>>3967831
please don't associate texas with the south, we hate tx

>>3968167
Hahah, yes. I always thought that was funny. I say give it back to mexico. Just get el presidente really hammered, sign it over, and leaver before he wakes up with the mother of all hangovers.

>>3968226

holy jesus, that's both beautiful and terrifying at the same time.

>>3967090
That picture gives me the creeps.

>>3968226
...
ugh

...
>:( I'm not happy and I don't know what to do about it

>>3968163
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

>>3968131
dansk?

>>3968452
ちがう

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20154353/

Why do Americans fear jellied food so much?

This whole thread is scaring the fuck out me.

Good job, /ck/

50s time.

I'm not gonna lie. Most of this is going to be aspic.

>>3968489

>>3968492
>>3968496

Callin' the cops

>>3968506
Call the cops. I don't give a fuck.

I think this ones main flaw is presentation. Probably.

>>3968478
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3968167
You... you hate me?

>>3967721

>>3968533
I saw a video on youtube of a diver playing with friendly, curious eels.

I don't think I could eat one now. :(

It tasted okay

Here, lemme get you a beer and we can forget these horrific images!

>>3968482
Because we're used to flavored jellies.

To us an aspic is like picking up a slug and licking the snot off of it.

>>3968491
>>3968489
o noes and old bad quality photo. disgusting amirite?

>>3968505
the fuck happened to it.

>>3968610

>>3968535
We don't like the fact that everyone outside of the U.S. associates us with you.

>>3968558
The fuck IS all of that?

>>3968600
plastic happened

I've make a shit pizza thread when I have 125ish non duplicates

>>3968564
>mfw old black ladies at the casino actually do this

I should just politely decline anyone who orders a glass of ice with their beer.

>>3968632
>chicago nigger detected

>>3968623
I would make it stop if I could too, anon. It isn't my fault.

>>3967090
So far the canned whole chicken takes the cake. Don't get me wrong, there's a whole bunch of nasty-ass shit in this thread, but dat first picture...

Contributing, I've just find this photo in another thread.

>>3968696
I know. It's putrid.

RamenRoll Casserole.

If it rhymes, it's delicious.

First time I tried making fish in the microwave

Yes it is a piece of tilapia...

IT SAID TO COVER AND BAKE FOR 6 MINUTES OK???

>>3968686
>>3968686
>>3968686
CHARLIE!! GODDAMN YOU!

>>3967503
I know this is a joke but it pains me that it could have easily been a real item from a 50s magazine.

>>3969112
I know people that serve it every Christmas eve. Only they use whipped cream instead of mayo.

>>3968657
>o noes people want to drink thing fresh I must want to kill them it rustle my autism so hard

>>3967653
maybe an alligator snout

>>3968985
Put some sriraccha on that, and you're in business.

I don't know, it kinda fit the subject..

>>3967090

>>3968489
why do people attach "danish" to things we NEVER eat?

"danish garden salad" lolno
"danish pastries" no
"danish bacon" we eat streaky 99% of the time

>>3967692
Apparently that's an actual thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT2FIL7Uv4M
The writing on the bottle and the narrator's speech is real Swedish, but the latter is actually the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up

>>3967661
Разве не должно быть "Я закончил верхней части моего класса в Красной Армии"?

>>3967759
Take away everything except for the mountain of cottage cheese and that was what I got for breakfast every morning at a hotel some time after the fall of the Soviet Union.

>>3967800
I feel physically ill.

>>3968610
Fucking French do this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrQbWeNQpiA
If you haven't allready seen it then you'll never be ready.

>>3968534
That's actually good. The cheeks are delicious, very juicy and tender. Eating the eyeball is stupid, but the ear and extraocular muscles are really good. The snout tastes like a dick.

Here ya go

>>3969241
But wait, there's more!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj89Ax60DEI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrjA9gqswfU

Sweden in charge of inventing recipes.

This is chicken, peanuts, bacon and banana. Anyone who puts banana in anything savory ought to be taken around the back and shot.

>>3969269
did you even try it? do you object on moral grounds?

>>3969269
That actually sounds delicious.

>you got your lean protein that goes well with most flavors
>you got the nutty texture of peanuts
>you got the salt/savoriness of bacon
>and you got the fruity goodness of bananas

What's not to love?

>>3969264
what's your fuckin problem dude

>>3969269
>>Flygande Jakob

You can't have actually tried that and then actually posted it in a food gore thread. It's pretty awesome dish.

>>3969269
>Doesn't like Flygande Jakob
Tasteless pleb tier. Also, now I know what I should have tomorrow for my dinner, thanks.

>>3969298
>>3969326
>>3969332

Yes, I tried it. I'm not a picky eater, I'm always open for new things. But that thing is wrong on so many levels. What's worse is this isn't just a gimmick, it's actually a widely accepted dish in Sweden.

>>3967470
>vanilla and bourbon whiskey (for real)
This sounds godly.

>>3969336
pic related

>>3969499

Wouldn't the hot dog segments prevent the intersecting spaghetti from cooking?

I don't get how you put cooked spaghetty in a hot dog do you freeze it and then stick it in doesn't it ge tmushy tho?

>>3969561
yea

it looks nice but there is no way that the pasta inside the hot dogs is soft

>>3969258
Is this coocking in cum?

>>3969618
No, just steak served with milk and jellybeans.

>>3969242

>tastes like dick

I see /ck/'s residential phallic expert is on the scene with a report

I think it's part corn dog.

It is my hobby to plate pre made foods. I have posted this before.
A hot pocket.

A hunk of bread pudding from the deli at the supermarket.

Lentil and other shit salad from the same deli.
I like square plates.

Curried chicken with cashews and raisins from the deli again.
Last one I have on my phone

I'm not gonna lie, I would eat this.

>>3969864
>>3969864
>>3969864
Wait! I have one more semi relevant pic, it's from when I was playing with aspic. Also its sideways I think.

>>3969864

From the Fred Meyer deli?

>>3969869
what in the exact fuck am i looking at here?

>>3969910
Looks like straight up vomit to me

>>3969910
British food.
I bet it's actually good!

good god this thread makes me want to go back in time to prevent the invention of gelatin and cake shape molds that could be used for more than cake

Genuinely, half the stuff in this thread looks fucking amazing.

God dammit im so hungry.

>>3969916
British food is god awful.

The brits don't know what they're missing out on here, in America. Our bar chow is head and shoulders above anything they can muster.

Typically the best hamburgers in the entire country are found at bars.

>>3969847
>>3969852
>>3969858
Those are pretty awesome.

I like you dude.

>>3969810
I'd try it. It looks less unhealthy than most bizarre fair foods.

absolute fucking filth

>mfw ppl eat this

>>3969948
When Europeans make a savory pie for dinner it's cultural; when American does it, it's fatass murrikan shit.

6/10

>>3969950
I don't think they put 5 pounds of cheese in theirs.

Stay mad, fatass.

>>3967945
>(note to y'all: claiming to a Texan that chili has beans in it will get you run out of town.)

Thank god SOMEONE got it. I thought he trolled everyone. Apparently more subtle than I thought it was.

>>3968177
>YFW Texas has the best economy in the U.S. over the last four years, is the only state that has its own power grid, and is the top spot in the U.S. for high end manufacturing

....but yeah...hick rednecks.

>>3969810
That's a Scotch egg. It's coated in sausage and breading and deep fried.

>>3969956
Born and raised in Arlington, TX. Everyone I know from Dallas to Fort Worth, from Wichita Falls to Austin, puts beans in their chili.

An outcast faction leaves out beans.

That's called spaghetti sauce.

>>3969948
>Chicago pizza
>New York pizza
>Any kind of (enter city here) pizza

>>3969952
Fortunately most of us Americans have friends to share with. So when we make a cheese, herb, vegetable, and meat pie; it's not as bad as you might think. Certainly no worse than the lard, meat, and gravy pies you enjoy.

Both pass as great drinking food, by the way. Great when the weather turns cold, or when you've got a bunch of people together.

And I'm at risk for being underweight, at about 3100+ calories a day. Stay inactive you lazy socialist fuck.

>>3969810
Looks pretty fucking good, I would eat it.

>>3969261
>>3969241

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
MUUUURKAAAAA

>>3969867
I tried one at last years state fair.
If you tried it without knowing what it was, you'd just think it was a regular cheeseburger.
Wouldn't eat it again, but it wasn't bad.

>>3970013
>Arlington
>Texas

Hah.

>>3968521
Here's a fun and new dinner idea that'll spice things up. Get like two pounds of spinach and toss that shit on a plate. The lay a single strip of bacon on top.

>>3967661

>>3968492

http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/

my try at conserving watermelon in syrup. 2 weeks. more coming.

>>3970219
here's one conserved in just sugar.

>>3970222
testicles

>>3968154
>hot dog
>clearly a sausage

>>3970023
>Everyone who isn't American is British

Do you think nobody shits on British 'pies' around the world? Anglo food in general, brahheem.

>>3968489
What the fuck is the white stuff?

>>3967670
here's another meal that I prepared from scratch :3

>>3970282
Hotdogs ARE sausages

>>3970119
Sauce on that? I keep seeing the .gif

>>3967762
i am a terrible person. i find like 60% of the food in this thread to be something i really want to eat. specifically this.

>>3967826
i love chili, but i dont know what part of texas you're from, because where i live in texas (panhandle area) we dont put beans in our chili...

>>3969810
this shit is so good. i used to get them at the ren faire when i was a kid. scotch egg, usually they have a layer of sausage around them though.

>>3969261
>>3969261
There exists no worse sandra lee vid than this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYgrSbqL5cY

I never seen canned food that shitty, is that an American thing?

>>3967626
>>3967629
Used to live in Russia.

Had to eat weird dogshit like that every day.

The world isn't ready.

ide put my money on dog salmon aka Keta/Chum

>>3967626
>>3967629
ide put my money on dog salmon aka Keta/Chum

>>3970583
That actually looks pretty good.

>>3970626
I'm not even sure if it's an actual photograph. What looks "good"? Fucking canned beef has spread in a baking dish? STFU

>>3970646
>I'm not even sure if it's an actual photograph.

No shit, Sherlock. You have to use your imagination unless you're too autistic to.

>>3967708

I actually ate one while on a week-long trip in the sticks

Like a soggy cheeseburger, not that bad.

>>3967762

If that shit on the top is sauerkraut, I'd eat it. Franks and sauerkraut are my guilty pleasure.

we had a cooking-get-together in a big kitchen, we put the hopless one for himself, this is what he made...

>>3970654
It looks like shit and you think it looks good because you're a dumb fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKu3PcgYrU
Absolutely delicious

>>3971022
>cooking get together
>leave the unskilled guy alone
>everybody else cooking having fun
>unskilled anon segregated while everybody else swaps advice and helps eachother out
>ridicule him afterwards despite leaving him alone on his own

Fuck you, you could have gone over and taught him how to chop an onion properly but instead you cast him away.

>>3967605
Anyone know the video that this picture came from?

>>3968041
OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>3971812
I seriously JUST went to youtube and searched for "1000 slices of cheese on burger" and found it immediately. Up your search skills, son.

>>3971774
Truly. Perfect chance to make a simple dish and teach a kindred soul how to cook, but no. It was probably done in fun, but that was a dick move.

>>3971022
That's mean.

You could have given him some advice beforehand or at least some instructions since you know he's no cook. Everyone must start somewhere, and many people need help. Shame on you!

>>3968595
The quality of the photo wouldn't change how disgusting that food looks.

>>3968526
That would be great for acting out the vomit scene from the Exorcist.

>>3969615
Nah it totally cooks from the moisture in the sausage. I do it all the time.

>>3969301
The total and utter lack of cheese.

>>3967658
dude kids are starving in china YOU HAVE TO EAT IT DONT WASTE FOOD

>>3967708

holy fuck

>>3968992

why do you exist?

>>3969847
>>3969852
>>3969858
>>3969864
>>3969870

these are charming, you have a flair

Oh hey guys; what's going on in this thread?

>>3970170
I like corn smut a lot.

>>3969632
Thanks, equally as distgusting tough.

>>3968030
>The whiter people are the more disgusting the food is. Look at Nordic countries, the food is overwhelmingly disgusting.

wut?

>>3974680
I think we can all agree that gooks are on a whole other level of eating disgusting shit

>>3974680
nigga is dat a baby

im actually more disgusted by that shitty looking brother

>>3967176
learn to count

>>3970282
>implying hot dogs aren't a type of sausage

>>3968131
How-to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdey6ReQGsc

>>3974714
>implying all sausages are hot dogs

>>3968041
Would you like some hot dog with your ketchup?

http://youtu.be/Aueah-mOjDI

Everything from the Poundland Food Specials.

>>3969925
truff

>>3967693

The bonus is most people that eat pork brains do so in scrambled eggs....