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3967116 No.3967116[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>mfw 2 new chick fil a's open in my area
>mfw they hand out free coupons at area businesses
>mfw they hand out free food at area businesses
>mfw they have a special invite party

>mfw I don't get free coupons
>mfw I dont get any free food
>mfw I don't get an invite

Assholes might make a few friends but by overlooking me they made an enemy. Hey various community members, youre invited but not you anon, you might as well be a big gay black jew cause you're not welcome here. I should have expected it, it's a very christian thing to do- chose your people, fuck everyone else, say you represent the community.

I didn't have a grudge against them before hand, food was decent but it sucks bros having your nose pressed up against the window while others are having a good time. So yeah I'm a bit jelly.

inb4 being a big gay black jew.
inb4 my business is another food business- although I was at qdoba yesterday and in walked like a 10-12 cookie cutter type blonde girls who are gonna be working at the chick fil a

>> No.3967123
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3967123

>blaming the business that gives away free food because you're too dumb or lazy to remember to go get the coupons

>> No.3967126

lookatallofthefucksgiven.bmp

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>>3967123

actually my fine outstanding african american friend, they were going door to door. They just happened to "pass over" my door.

I'm also part of a nonprofit. Woulda be nice for the volunteers.

>> No.3967150

NEUROTICISM. DO YOU HAVE IT?

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>>3967150

you caught me!