/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Apparently it's odd to eat the entire apple, stalk, core and all.

>>3964423
It just tastes like V8.

I do too.
Sometimes I sprinkle a little bit of brown sugar on them. (That's something my grandfather used to do. He'd eat canned tomatoes with brown sugar for dessert all the time. I think it was a throwback to wartime.)

>>3964433
I also eat whole apples, except for the stem.

Finally, something I'm good at.

Jalapeno Frozen Smoothie

Chicken Brick Ramen with Tuna.

Chicken Brick Ramen mixed with a cooked frozen chicken pot pie.

Ginger Root raw, with the skin.

Kiwi raw with the skin.

Diced Tomatoes smothered in bleu cheese dressing.

Tuna Pizza using mayonnaise as a sauce and the tuna is seasoned with Lemon Pepper seasoning.

Mangoes, whole (skin on)
Kiwis, whole (skin on)

I will walk down the street eating a bell pepper like it's an apple. That can turn heads. It's quite good though.

>>3964446
This shit also likes to eat raw semen topped with fries

Stuffed Derma
Goya Pasteles with white rice and catsup

I pile sugar onto my oatmeal, which seems to defeat the purpose of oatmeal, but I do it anyway.

I have also had the curious experience of eaten cottage cheese + sour cream + sugar.

I guess I just put sugar on anything and everything that isn't sweet enough without it.

When I eat whole dill pickles I bite the the top off and literally suck all the insides out then leave the skin. I never thought it was weird but people always comment on it.

Why do people find it so strange to eat pancakes and/or waffles by dipping them in syrup rather than pouring it on

>>3964461
Reminds me of when I suck the cum from my condoms and spit it on Chelsea after a quick bang.

>>3964461
Are you a vacuum...?

>>3964461
OP here, I was doing that to the whole peeled tomatoes from the can just now.

>tilt can, one falls onto lips

>suck, split it, insides drain in glorious fasion

>>3964462
Because you don't touch pancakes with your hands.
They're pan CAKES.
Not crepes or bliny or anything like that.

>>3964423
Enjoy your botulism. Cans of tomatoes are supposed to be cooked again for a reason.

>>3964481
Anon could be using a fork like everyone else, silly.

Like how you dip steak in ketchup.

>>3964489
>dipping steak

>>3964471
Yeah, it kind of reminds me of that too.

>>3964462

Maybe this is why

> As a kid, I used to eat bits of the walls. There was a hole on a wall in my house, and I would just stick my finger in and lick it. The doctor said it was probably an iron deficiency, so that got sorted quickly.

Nowadays:
> Raw, peeled potatoes. I've done this ever since I was a kid, and love it. When I'm cooking something that contains potatoes, I end up eating about a whole one raw while I peel and slice them.
>This one's not so weird, but I also eat pizza crusts. I hate it when my friends leave pizza crusts uneaten so I just ask them if I can take them and finish them up. Delish as fuck

>>3964506
What the hell?

Who doesn't eat the crust with the pizza slice?

>>3964509
You'd be surprised.

Last year, out of my 3 housemates, only one of them ate the crusts. Which meant quite a lot of free food for me.

I find it ridiculous. These people just chew through the pizza until they get to the crust. They find it 'boring' because it doesn't have any toppings, so they just put it down and (usually) chuck it in the bin.

>>3964509
I don't, I save the crusts for the end because they are the most boring part of the pizza, that way, if I'm not hungry once I've eaten all the good bits,I can eat the crust to fill up

>>3964530
I mean if I am more hungry after I have eaten the good bits.

at all you can eat buffets I leave behind a giant tower of crusts.

>>3964433
Same thing with watermelon.
I've probably won $70 in bets that I can't eat and entire watermelon, rind and all.

>>3964530
I do this too

I eat the seeds in grapes, if they have them. I also eat the shells of sunflower seeds... too difficult to shell them individually.

>>3964509
what's the point of eating bread by itself like that?

I put jam on my black pudding/blood sausage.

Saw my dad doing it once so I tried it and it goes together.

I eat Chef Boyarde out of the can.

i eat onions like everybody else eats apples. fortunately my girlfriend loves onion

>>3964433
I don't eat the stalk and spit out the seeds, but I eat the rest.

One of the first things my parents found out they had in common with each other when they first started dating is that they both like mayonnaise on their lime jello.

I'm still trying to figure out the statistical odds of them meeting and both liking this... interesting... combination, and I don't think it could be very high...

>>3964986
...mayonnaise...and...jello.....
i aint even curious about this one

I always eat the tails if I'm eating cocktail shrimp. It literally has never occurred to me to eat them any other way.

I eat the skin of clementines.

I eat mangoes like peaces, just munching them skin and all. Far superior to cutting them up like a faggot

>>3964440
Sounds like you're pretty strapped for cash.

>>3964446

>>3964986
So, your parents both smoked weed when they met?

>>3965147
>I eat mangoes like peaces

Well, it's good you're not angry or violent towards them.

for lunch, i usually put leftovers of whatever i had for dinner the day before in a saucepan, heat it up and put it in a sandwich. My favorite is spaghetti bolognase sandwich. most obscure is probably sunday roast sandwich.

>>3965160
>. most obscure is probably sunday roast sandwich.
>implying I never put left over roast in a sammich

It's good as fuck.

>dat juice absorbed into the bread
>dem soft potatoes and carrots with dat meat

>>3965166
sandwich siblings. we are the new crime fighting due.

>>3965170
duo

>>3964423
I eat most anything out of cans. Tuna, precooked chicken, corn, taters, carrots, but the one thing I can't eat is canned spinach. It looks like pure evil in can form.

>>3965174
Canned dumplings are the niggerest food of all, and they are delicious.

poorfag here

sometimes I make boxed mac & cheese

I add onion and ham and jalapeno to it

people say that's weird I guess

>>3965190
>I add onion and ham and jalapeno to it
OP her. Never added jalapeno to it, but I HAVE added onions to it, and sometimes ground beef.

kiwi with skin on master race

16oz bag of medium shell noodles, 4 small cans of tomato sauce, one can of diced tomatoes, one can of whole peeled tomatoes (quartered), take one of the small cans of tomato sauce and fill it with water 2 times, dump in pot. Season with ONLY salt and pepper.

And then take a whole 1lb block of mild cheddar cheese and melt it into it.

Is that all that crazy?

>>3965194
ground beef is a pretty good idea actually

I almost added hot dog to it but decided against it

I sometimes like making my Ramen with milk instead of water. It's rich and tasty.

I do the raw onion thing too, although that's not really completely uncommon either.

As to the "leftover sandwich" that was mentioned, it surprises me that people consider that unusual. It just seems like such a natural thing to do with left over food you don't want to bother dirtying with a plate, and want to make more of a meal with by adding some bread to it.

I know something odd my mom does, but I don't so much is hard or soft boiled eggs, mixed with torn up pieces of bread. It's not bad, but I don't like it as much as she does.

A can of 100% pumpkin, not the pumpkin pie filling type. Just crack open the can and start nomming down.
Sometimes I'll put some cheesecake pudding mix in the can and mix it together so it tastes like pumpkin cheesecake pudding. Mmm.

>>3965196
wha.... why?

>>3965229
>boiling milk

>>3965232
>not liking dat scruff

I often put my meals into sandwich form whenever possible. For example when we have fried chicken breasts, mashed potatoes, corn and biscuits. I mix the corn into the potatoes, put the mixture on the bottom piece of biscuit, top that with a piece of chicken and then the other part of the biscuit. For breakfast I'll put eggs, fried potatoes and a few strips of bacon in between two pieces of buttered toast. My friends and family have teased me for eating everything together like that but it tastes good and it's convenient when you can't sit down for a meal.

>>3965233
>not boiling your milk

http://www.hulu.com/watch/411560

>>3965238
dammmit, fixed link

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/hfqzwz/you-want-that-milk-pasteurized

>>3965238
>D'oh! this video isn't available

>>3965211
No one thinks this is nuts? Everyone I know IRL is disgusted by me when I make this.

>glumps of cheddar floating in tomato-y juice with noodles

>>3965248
sounds fucking delicious actually, even sans meat

>>3965251
Meat would ruin this glorious dish, man. As would any hint of garlic/basil/any-kind-of-italianesque seasonings. Straight tomato flavoe with salt and pepper and cheddar.

Also the consistency. It has to be runny, not like spaghetti or other pastas at all, more like a soup.

>>3965248
I don't really like tomato sauces that much. Especially not enough to eat what is basically a tomato soup.

But it has cheddar in it, so.

>>3965252
I wish you'd make me some. I don't have any ingredients and there is $8.43 in my checking account at the moment

>>3965257
I wish I had money to make it. Currently on the stove are beans and rice. ;__;

>>3965259
>not drowning your rice in excess soy sauce

>not clogging your heart with MSG

plebs

>>3965259
cumin and curry powder in beans. instant curry thing. yummy.

>>3964506
>>3964529
>eating other people's scraps
This never bothered me until I saw that everyone in my family, really just my dad and my sister, did this
I'm not saying it's gross or anything, I just can't stand to see people do it
I mean I'll occasionally eat the last half of a donut, but finishing someone's chicken wings? That's too far for me, I feel like it isn't worth it to scrape up the lasts of someone else's meal and it makes me feel beggar-ish

i boil shell noodles, mix it with 2 cans of tuna, mayo, italian dressing, and green beans/broccoli, and heat it up, tastes good, but to to others it sucks
pic unrelated

>>3965352
Whycome gramma cant have any???

mix greek yogurt with my cooked oatmeal

>>3965231
i know what im doing next time i feel like being extra fat

i eat kiwi fruit whole, freaks a few people out

idk, a lot of stuff people who are into food take for granted seems to freak a lot of people out, like sweet preserves with cheese.

an old gf caught me making stock and was totally freaked out. she'd never thought about the concept of extracting flavour from meat into water. i think she may have thought it was just made by syringing a cow. she was also freaked out when i told her that veal stock was ubiquitous because it had a higher gelatin yield. she was like 'but gelatin is for puddings!'

peanut butter and miracle whip sandwiches.

I like using leftover ramen soup to make popsicles. They're delicious as hell.

>>3965645
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I like to eat any type of noodles raw.

I also like to dip rolls into mashed potatoes then into ketchup.

I like to eat chocolate with chips.

And corn in spaghetti

>>3965684
>And corn in spaghetti
Pretty damn good.

My family does this with random startchy foods. Corn and green beans, peas, etc, mixed with rice and ground beef, or mixed into any hamburger helper flavor, really. It really extends meals. My family calls anything made like this "goolash", apparently so do a lot of others.

>>3965285
Doesn't bother me.
I don't normally eat very much and I would rather see a friend eat my food than to throw it away.
And if the roles are reversed one day, I'm not above finishing someone's food.

I prefer pizza and chicken cold the next day.

Everyone tells me I'm a disgusting lunatic

>>3965710
Cold pizza is fine. Cold chicken is gross.

>>3965710
Pizza is better cold, as is ANY, yes ANY, kind of pasta.

Deal with it.

Especially spaghetti, straight from the fridge the next morning. Soaking in all them juices and maturing.

>>3965710
When you say cold pizza do you mean frozen, left to thaw for a bit, or pizza just left around at room temperature?

>>3965717
he probably means cooked then left in the fridge over night

>>3965719
why would you put pizza in the fridge?

>>3965716

mahnigga.jpg

I'll open the fridge and take little sips of maple syrup (the real stuff not "pancake syrup").

I like squeezing mustard on my fingertip and then eating it.

I used to love eating the little packets of bbq sauce from Carls Jr.

I eat kiwis like they were apples. The fuzzy part tastes awesome.

I dip my finger in seasoning blends and lick it off.

Everybody thinks i'm a lunatic.

>>3964460
fry the cottage cheese + sour cream mix on plate
once it looks golden brown put onto plate
put more sour cream onto this concoction, add sugar and enjoy.
russian/10 on taste

I put balsamic vinegar on ice cream

>>3964859

Dude if I could eat a whole watermelon I would become a street performer

>>3964440
that pizza sounds amazing

I'll eat a bowl of sauerkraut with mustard on it
or a jar of green olives..

Uhm not really weird but my favorite sandwich is a blt minus the LT

I will put a massive amount of horse radish on sandwiches if they are roast beef or ham or any redish deli meat. Love bologna

>>3964440

Would you elaborate on your jalapeno smoothie please? Sounds good to me.

Also to the leftover sandwich guy: I was under the impression that everyone did this with suitable leftovers. Ham, chicken, ribs (turn to pulled pork), meatloaf, etc. Just seems normal.

Whole cans of chickpeas (sometimes panfried with curry and cumin, sometimes tossed with olive oil and balsamic, but mostly just plain from the can) is the only thing I can think of that ppl are surprised at.

vegemite and peanut butter sandwiches

or vegemite and peanut butter on plain milk arrowroot biscuits.

>>3965702
Exactly. I was brought up to HATE the idea of wasting food so it pains me to see people leaving untouched food on their plates. If it's just going to get chucked in the bin, I don't see the problem with someone else eating it

Ever since I was a kid I've eaten everything with Chocolate Milk as a drink. I've never really been bothered by it, but some people are grossed out when I serve up some chocolate milk with a meal
List of things I've eaten with chocolate milk:
Pickles
Nachos and cheese
Ribs
Pasta
Popcorn
Roast beef sandwiches (on many occasions)
Corn muffins
That's all I can think of right now, but I know I've eaten a variety

>>3965802
>>3965702
Muh niggas.

>>3965776
you and i would get on. except for the smoothie. that shit is just gross.

and i dunno, people think its odd that i have an entire meal in a sandwich. maybe us britts are too civilized.

I love a slice of american cheese wrapped around a banana.

Learnt that shit from Mr. Rogers.

>>3965811
Shit, are you me? Chocolate milk is the ultimate thirst quencher. I made some tacos last night with a big glass of chocolate milk.

>>3965684
Also I like to eat any type of leftovers cold. I will not heat them up in any way because the microwave dries them out and anything else takes too long.

It is really quite delicious. My family thinks it is disgusting though. Especially cold fried fish.

>>3964986
Lots of gelatine "salads" have mayo in them. It's not really that bizarre.

>>3964440
I eat kiwi with the skin too.

>>3964889
>eating the shells

eew

>>3964433

Staying in student accommodation, instead of eating in the kitchen I take my food to my room to eat it.

I only like to eat around my family or in a public setting. Not with other people.

I put seaweed in my scrambled eggs. My coworkers are shocked when I do this.

>>3964433
>people think it's weird that I don't want to waste any of the fruit

FUCK PEOPLE, I'LL EAT A FUCKING APPLE WHOLE IF I WANT

peaches though, gotta get rid of the pit

>>3965724
>2012
>not putting your pizza in the fridge

i eat cans of peeled tomatoes too don't think it's weird.

I mix yoghurt with a tin of tuna with some salt and pepper and put that on my sandwich as a sort of tuna salad. Is that weird? people keep saying that i should use mayonaise instead but fuck that

>>3966203

I never have. To me, personally, it seems like it gets too chewy that way. If I'm having pizza for dinner, when I finish what I'm going to eat, I close the box and leave it, then polish off the remainder for breakfast.

I mix jam and peanut butter with cereal instead of using milk. It's damn hard to mix, but tastes delicious.

I use milky coffee instead of milk when I eat cereal. The warmth of it makes the cereal soggy enough for it to not get stuck in your teeth, but not so soggy it's gross. I'll also sometimes nuke my cereal (with milk) in the microwave.

>>3964433
Apple seeds are poisonous so I guess I could see it being odd. Not like it's actually possible to poison yourself on them but yeah.

I eat spaghettios cold.

>>3966823
lol.
the only way to be even more american is to add fried bacon

>>3966853
Not american, but close enough.
And yeah, the amount of peanut butter and jam needed to make this makes me feel quite sick after two bowls.

>>3966866
i feel quite sick after 2 or 3 bowls of regular cereals with milk.

I used to be friends with a guy who eats noodles with a spoon.

>>3966155
I do it sometimes too, it's why I hate shelled sunflower seeds. I'm fucking lazy, and they're salty and taste good. Makes for an interesting poop though.

>>3964916
lingonberry jam on black pudding is mandatory in sweden

I eat tuna plain from the can

I like pasta without sauce or anything on it, just cooked (not too much) with some salt in the water.

I use fish sauce when I cook rice and the like, which isn't really weird on its own but most of the people I know think it's crazy. White people.

One of my favorite foods is escargot with pesto.

burgers upside down

Mayo and vinegar sandwich

scrambled eggs with jam is fucking tops

I can have ketchup with almost anything.
There are times that I'll just go to the fridge grab the ketchup, a table spoon and just eat it to my heart's content.
I even go to Mcdonalds and KFC just to 'top-up' on some ketchup packets to keep on me for when I leave the house.

>>3967235
3/10

When I am high on meth I like to go to IHOP and eat has browns with different syrups on them.

oreos + guacamole. Not kidding try it.

Has anyone here actually made/had flower-topped hamburger steak?

toast with peanut butter and green olives

bump

>>3967264

Every Hawaiian has had that, assuming the flower in question is roughly fried-egg-shaped.

>>3964491
>in ketchup

>>3964506
just so you know raw potatoes are not healthy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato#Toxicity

>>3964891
Cause it is delicious