/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>3962397
1/10

but you will get 50+ replies, so 3/10

Is that Chicago pizza really a thing? Because that looks delicious

I would eat and love all three of them.

Stop being picky faggots.

>>3962407
>not being a pig = picky

I bet you think being fat = being strong

>>3962404
you my friend are missing out

All three look like terrible examples of their types.

>>3962400
He's not wrong though.. the picture to the far right IS "authentic" pizza, atleast more so than Chicago style

>>3962404
It's disgusting.

>>3962397

second

>>3962412

You don't eat all three every day at the same time dumbass.

>>3962412
stronger than being skinny, dumb twigfag

I bet you think bodybuilders are stronger than the strongman dudes that look like human bears

>>3962425
"Pizza" was invented in America by Italian immigrants. People keep trying to claim it's a European thing by citing bread and cheese or sauce combinations that went out of style centuries ago. Fact of the matter is, all three of those pizzas can be found in any city anywhere in the United States; and the most common pizza is Italy resembles the greasy NY pizza, served to your from a food court by middle-eastern immigrants.

>>3962430
I am very active and am not a twigfag, but nice try.

Fat people are actually weaker than twigfags though.

>>3962431
>"Pizza" was invented in America
>invented in America
oh my god, please keep going

>>3962397
Agreed in full.

>>3962432
butthurt weak twigfag is butthurt and weak

>>3962431

2/10 for making me reply

>>3962397
I thought deep dish pizzas looked disgusting until that pic showed they weren't just filled with sauce

Damn, now I actually want one

Hell, I'd go for either except for the jew york shit.

Just got back from dinner and decided to go with the deep dish and not super deep dish.

The only one of those that doesn't look delicious is the shitty new york one.

If you're going to eat pizza, don't eat shitty pizza.

Niggas don't know 'bout my Detroit style pizza

>>3962397
Chicagoan here. 7/10, made me lol

>>3962404
It is a thing, and it is delicious.

>>3962503
(see picture)

>>3962435
>hurf durf murrica counldt invent SHEET

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_inventions

Rage, Britfag. Rage.

Am I really wrong for liking all three?

>>3962706

>no fired chicken
>no watermelons

>>3962706
The fuck is that? Chicago style with crack sprinkled on top?

>>3962503
That looks absolutely fucktarded.

>paper pizza
>tomato cake

either way, at least it isn't St. Louis style.
>processed cheese food product
>yeastless dough
>cut into rectangles

>>3963333

more like

>Italy
>pretentious flatbread/focaccia with tomato sauce on it

>>3963345
Mad Shitcago nigger detected.

>>3963348
buttpained Britfag confirmed

how does it feel to know your shitty island has no real accomplishments and you have to piggy back on the rest of Europe just to look good?

ITT: A world without Buscemis.

Have never had the pleasure of going to NY or Chi, but I have had both styles from other places and I enjoy both. Italian as well.

Pizza tastes good, weird

>>3962706
>Dat crunchy crust.

It looks sicillian. Kinda watery on top though...

>>3963350
Buscemi is already plural, buscemo.

>>3962397
>eating hipster pseudo authentic foods

>>3963413
>mad he doesn't like your shitty nigger pizza from Dickago

>>3963434
>carnivore
>bread and tomato sauce with some meat

>carnivore

>>3963434
disgusting.

>>3962400
Would bang the shit outta #1 and #3 not so sure about #2

>>3963467
Just playing doubles advocate here but I don't think he was talking about having sex with the food.

Whine more.
Pizza has seen more innovation in the last 3 decades, than any food except sushi.

>>3963471
>doubles advocate
if only you had got dubs

>>3962400
>yfw truth

Chicago style is like eating lasagna without the pasta and bread instead, which is good; thick layer of cheese and tomato sauce. New York is just grease, cheese, and tomato stains on stale bread, you might as well just make yourself a quesadilla and throw in some tomato sauce cause that would taste better.

#3 has pretty much the same problems when made poorly; foam plate thin almost stale cracker bread, cut your mouth concrete crust, pepperoni grease everywhere if used. But when made well it tastes great.

>>3963471
Doesn't take rocket appliances to figure that out.

>>3963434
That looks plain as fuck

>>3963561
Carnivore on the left, you will need some milk with.
Pepperoni on the right, lookin' pretty good.
The middle... that should not have sausage on it. Otherwise it's also sitting fairly pretty.

I can't complain. Looks like pizza.

>>3963556

Frigg off, Rick!

>>3963564
no it just looks bland and processed

>>3962397
Chicago looks like quiche.

These all look disgusting

>>3963621
... ham, sausage, tomato, chives, and .. black pepper?

despite moon runes on the box, I'd eat it.
Heck I'd eat just FOR where it came from.

I'd want to know how it tastes.

you can only dream an italian Margherita

>>3963626
Nonsense.

Tomato, Basil, Mozzarella.
Nothing is simpler. Most HOME cooks can manage it. And any pizza place that can't do it should be ashamed.

>>3963628
so u have an wood fired pizza-oven?

>>3963633
Wood-firing helps, but it's not necessary.
But yeah, I live about 2 blocks away from a guy in this awesome truck that wood-fires pizza. Ash layer and all.

First thing I ordered from him was basil, tomato, cheese and *onion*

I had onion on mine. Don't kill me please.

>>3963633
Different asshole here, every woodfired pizza I've ordered was tainted by the taste of ash with random patches that tasted burnt. Which is terrible because I've also found that places that wood fire care more about their ingredients/recipe/technique.

>>3963635
>Are you all Americans with some sort of super narrow view of pizza or something
onion makes it better, as it does most things

I fucking hate onions. Can't imagine eating pizza with that shit.

>>3963640
That's because they are probably shit at cooking it. A well cooked wood-fired pizza is delicious.

I don't think I've made a tomato-based sauce in the last 5 years that didn't start with sauteed onions and garlic...

The pizzas here in Brazil is stuffed as fuck

>>3963343
> either way, at least it isn't St. Louis style.
>processed cheese food product
>yeastless dough
>cut into rectangles

Pizza around the Cincinasty area is awesome. Crust turns out as thin as a St Louis, but it does have some yeast (very unusual actually). Regular cheese. Never heard it refered to by a specific name.

And never seen it served on a bed of lettuce either.

The reason for the squares is that its crispy and doesn't fold like New Pork style.

Chicago is better than NYC but its impossible to eat Chicago style more than once a month without getting sick of it. I could easily eat a slice of NYC every day for lunch if it were given to me for free. If you're eating like a normal person and given the choice Chicago is the clear winner.

>>3963762
>I could easily eat a slice of NYC every day for lunch if it were given to me for free.
I found NYC pizza to be way too greasy and just bland and weird-textured.

I have never had authentic Chicago-style pizza, although I would like to.

>>3963765
Where did you eat it and how much did you pay for it? Theres been a price war in NYC the past couple years where a lot of places have been racing to the bottom trying to offer pizza for a dollar or even less because one chain started getting popular in the area (mostly with homeless people).

>getting mad about local variations of dough+tomatoes

what is wrong with you people

>>3963777
No idea, I ate at 2 places but it was like 10 years ago.

>>3963765

That is like saying "yeah I went to Texas and had BBQ, and it sucked"

Where you ate it makes a difference. You probably just went to the place with the biggest sign near your hotel.

>>3962435
>>3962442
Except dude's right.

Italian immigrants in the USA turned a basic street food into an actual meal and what we'd recognize as pizza, then the USA exported it back to Europe where it got the "let's dress up this trash treatment" and was then reimported to the USA as "gourmet food".

What's with all this american vs europe shitposting on this board lately?
Is /sp/ infecting us?
Also while I prefer ''real'' pizza (also know as italian style) I have no problems with the other two.

greek style pizza > italian style pizza

>>3963790
What the fuck are you talking about?
Pizza was made here in Italy, in Napoli during the 16th century.
Immigrants just brought it in America.

>>3963796

Oh look at this butthurt. Did you even read that guy's post? Because nothing you said contradicts it.

>>3963796
If by pizza you mean a flatbread baked with olive oil, then yes, Naples invented pizza.

The fact of the matter is that what Naples invented and called pizza bears very little resemblance to what the world today now recognizes and refers to as pizza.

>>3963800
What we know as pizza margherita was made in 1889 by an italian cook named Raffaele Esposito, he used mozzarella, tomato sauce and basil to replicate the colors of the italian flag.

>>3963800
No. In the 16th century, a flatbread with sliced whole tomatoes, sliced mozzarella and olive oil was baked in a wood-fired earthenware oven in Naples.
In 1889, a man named Raffaele Esposito, a poor man and baker and presented it to Umberto I and his wife Margherita with the tricolours of the new Italian Union, using the previous tomato and mozzarella for the red and white (this time, the tomato being crushed) and adding basil leaves for the green.

>>3963808
pizza dough =/= flatbread

There is a distinct difference.

>>3963851
I will say though that the pizza baked in Naples in the late 1800s was indeed pizza, not simply a flatbread with the recognizable pizza toppings.

The place where he did it IS STILL OPEN YOU FUCKERS

>>3963851
No?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_breads

>ctrl+f
>pizza
>on the list
>leavened flatbread
>orly?

Would taking some Doritos, crushing them into a dust, and putting it inside a pizza dough be a bad idea or should i just use it like corn meal?

>>3963868
That pizza looks delicious, where is it from?

>>3963869
Kebab Pizza Lain, Oulu, Finland

'Horry Shite, I want kebab pizza so bad now.

>>3963868
>>3963877
>>3963881
>>3963886

These look fucking gross. Do not want.

new york superior race

>>3963868
>>3963869

SAME. FAGGOT.

>>3963892
>>3963901

Stop posting these pizza miscarriages.

Pizza Sucuk ftw!

>>3963868
>>3963877
>>3963881
>>3963886
fuck yes scandinavian pizza. it's basically just like this in norway and sweden too.
sauce is usually optional here though and fresh sallad is usually only on the kebab pizza, but other than that it's all or nothing when ordering pizzas, no faggy pepperoni pizzas with nothing but pepperoni.

>>3963897
Sorry, actually a different person.
>>3963902
Whatever it takes to abort the retarded murrican pizza wars.

ItaliAnon here.
I like Scandie pizza. Om nom nom.

>>3963908
But these pizzas look worse than anything posted before them. They honestly look like a prank.

>>3963906
>>3963905
>>3963901
>>3963892
>>3963886
>>3963881
>>3963877
>>3963868

Stop please stop!! You are making me miss home too much :( I haven't had a kebab pizza in 3 years!!!

>>3963905

>>3963917
Yeah, it is the whole point of posting them. Shock and Awful. They're all pizzas that are actually sold and consumed by people. I'm as appalled as you are.

>>3963920

Just stop, it wasn't funny when you posted the first one.

>>3963917
I'm not him, but I am scandinavian.

They are very delicious. I am sorry they are not an inch thick, with only toppings being sugary tomato sauce, a ton of cheese, and pepperoni. But they are better than any american pizza I have ever had.

>>3963929

My mom's best friend is Swedish and we stayed in Ångelholm for two months. Some of the best food I've ever had in my life. Get your head out of your ass.

>>3963934
I am married to an american and have stayed there for much longer than 2 months. Sorry if you don't agree with my opinion.

>>3963946

Your opinion is wrong.

>>3963929
because we all know how revered the Scandinavians are for their culinary knowledge and recipes.


Oh, did I say revered? I mean the only people mocked more than the British for how shitty their food is.

>>3963955

Murriclap here, Swedish meatballs with lingonberry is fantastic. Reindeer and moose stew was really good too. And the mead, dear lord the mead. hnnf

>>3963955
You should try a kebabpizza, I'm pretty sure you'd change your mind.

>>3963957
glad to know the pinnacle of their cuisine can be purchased at IKEA

any country with moose and deer will make a stew out of them so being able to figure out how to do that is not saying much

>>3963959

If I wanted cucumbers and placenta-sauce I'd rather eat a salad. Stop calling assorted veggies "sallad." They're vegetables. Vegetables are a COMPONENT of salad.

>sallad

No. Salad.

>>3963963

Lol, true. The meatballs I had were at the Royal Palace that the king uses during summer or whatnot and they were 10x better than IKEA.

>>3963965
so if I eat spaghetti bolognese you'd rather have the spaghetti and separately?

Trust me my friend, Kebabpizza with sallad on top is delicious.

>>3963971

1/10. I'm done with you. I bet you're one of those gross non-Aryan scandies.

>>3963973
I'm betting he is in fact a sand nigger.

>>3963973
Nope, I am scandinavian for centuries. But you can pretend if it makes you feel better about losing this discussion about salad pizzas.

>>3963965
Oh, placenta-sauce you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21RWUIFHD_s

>>3963983

Whatever helps you sleep at night, pal. Next time I get delicious pizza I'll think of you as I mouthgasm at each bite.

>>3963986
Me too, but while I will be eating kebabpizza, you will not be able to help thinking about it.

God these scando pizzas are gross

placenta is one of the few things I would not eat, it is not even meant for me, it is meant for the animal that gave birth. but I am against anything that is covered in amniotic fluid.

>>3962432
Not true, since fat fucks have to be strong to carry around all their excess body weight. Fat people can hit like trucks.

>>3963985
that show was an astronomical failure right?

I would love to build a brick oven for pizzas shit would be delish. Anyone have any simple plans to make one?

Ausfag here. I know my opinion is invalidated by living in Australia but those Scandanavian pizzas look tasty.

I personally really liked the 2 dallah pizzas you get in New York.
I live in Europe and I travel a lot, and I always have pizza at least once where I travel.
You have to realize there is no REAL PIZZA.
There are many different variants of pizza.

>>3964018
I've had my eye on this page for like a year. Hopefully some day I can build one like this:

http://www.moonlitkitchen.com/?p=357

>>3964034
awesome that looks simple enough

Salad on a fucking pizza? What culinary abortion is this?

WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THIS? Why would you do this? Fucking hell in a shit house. Salad on a fucking pizza?

Fucking Swedes, that's not how you do pizza. And in some of those, I can barely see any cheese. Can't you people do anything right besides look like blonde blue eyed statuesque supermodels?

>>3964064
>too much salad
>not enough cheese
WELCOME TO AMERIKA!

>>3964065
It's a fucking pizza. Salad is the side dish. You don't put lettuce on top of a hot pizza. It wilts the lettuce and vegetables, and makes the pizza soggy.

I'm not saying you can't serve a salad on a warm flat bread, but on a god damn pizza? With cheese and tomato sauce?

FUCK. THAT.

>>3964065
Salad doesn't go on pizza you fucking swine. There isn't anything wrong with real cheese either - stop being so afraid of fat and have a glass of wine, you pleb.

>>3964066
>>3964067
>mfw narrowminded americlaps feel religiously offended when someone puts salad on a pizza

I feel like salad pizza would be really hard to eat. Is there some sort of trick to it?

>>3964071
>mfw anyone else in the world things putting a literal salad on a pizza defeats the point

>>3964071

I'm sure Italians wouldn't be offended either.

>>3964065
>>3964071

Retard. You're the reason why America is #1.

>>3964077
Knife and fork, the same civilized way you eat everything else.

>>3964081
>mfw he thinks putting a topping on pizza defeats the point of pizza

>>3964089
putting tons of toppings on a pizza is stupid. Never more than 3. Ever. Never more than one meat, never more than one whole non-herb vegetable.

>>3964089
>eating pizza with a knife and fork

Oh. I get it. You're a troll! A troll with his troll pizza.

>>3964101
You didn't explain why, so I will do it for you. Too many toppings = heat doesn't get through, cheese doesn't melt, you have to cook it longer and this will end up burning the toppings. Keep it simple folks, use one thin layer of quality ingredients.

>>3964106
>amerifats
>so greasy they dont notice the difference if they get covered in sauce
lel

>>3964111
Not all Americans are amerifat. Some of us enjoy a proper pizza, and that certainly doesn't involve putting tons of raw vegetables on a shit ass pizza made by sand niggers.

>>3964101
>>3964107
Pizza capricciosa. Your argument is invalid.

>>3964117
Its only invalid if you have access to a gas or wood fired brick/stone stove. I don't. I imagine most people don't. So for 99% of cases, its valid.

>>3964123
are you the real lord of autism?
get f'ed nerd

>>3964101
you CAN use a variety of toppings, as LONG as you moderate the thickness of the toppings.

so what's your favorite kind of pizza?
mine is Mozzarella and Basil

>4chan
>censoring "fuck"
>mfw

http://fireworksmasonry.com/archives/902

I fucking want a smaller version of this for my backyard.

>>3964141
No, you can't. More than 3 toppings and your pie will taste like shit. You're dumb.

>>3964123
Okay; fair enough. I can sorta see your point. I'm not too used to pizza outside of Italy, but I've liked what I've had abroad (excepting Thailand; fuck Thai pizza).

>>3964161
>mfw italian pizzaria next to me, run by italians, serve plenty of pizzas with 4-5 different kinds of toppings.
>mfw "no true scotspizza" fallacy

/ck/ is full of fucking twelve year olds.
>wahhh my pizza is better than your pizza!
>wahhh it isn't pizza unless it has nothing but tomato sauce and cheese
>wahhh the fact that you are enjoying something I am not familiar with makes my anus hurt to an absurd degree

>>3964150
>things that make you go "Sheeeeeeeit."

>>3964165
are you in Italy? Then I don't give a fuck.

>>3964176
No, but when I went to Italy the best pizzas I were potato & rosemary pizzas and eggplant pizzas.

but I guess those are horrible too because they don't have enough tomato sauce and cheese?

>>3964143
red pepper flakes on pizza?
get out, asshole

>>3964186
Notice the balance in toppings faggot?

>>3964161
You are prejucided and should not talk to other people

=S

>>3964202
exactly the way fresh and crispy salad balances out the heavy and muttony kebab on a kebabpizza, that's right.

Or exactly the way banana goes great with curry and chicken.

>>3964188
Fuck you, bitch. And I didn't even post it. But it's good and FUCK. YOU.

>>3964217
kebabpizza is still shit. It's not a balance. and is fundamentally different. Call it something else - perhaps kebabdough. Or kebabsemenhard.

>>3964208
I don't think you know what that word means.

>>3964238
I'm biting my pinky very gently while I laugh at this thread, and the narrow people in it.

>>3964251
By saying I'm prejudiced, you're implying I don't know what I'm doing with pizza.

I guess you would not know, but I am very particular about pizza - I've been very passionate about it and sought to make the best possible pizza for years now. The old no more than three toppings rule is very true - unless you want to put more, and in turn ensure that you put so few of an item on a pizza that there is hardly any on the pizza.

The focus of a pizza is the dough - anything on top is meant to augment that. Take your kebabshit somewhere else.

>>3964264
>>Particular about pizza
That's one thing.

>>Everything else is WRONG
NOW you're prejudiced.

The key to a good pizza nowadays is ingredient flow. In particular, most 'garden pizzas' that combine various vegetables work just fine. I also think most "meat conglomerations" are ok. Certain complex combo pizzas, such as Spinach-Chicken-Artichoke-Sundried tomato-Basil can also work.

I didn't post anything about Kebabs.
I'm telling you as long as your attitude is "only my way is right" ... you will never move forward.

I'm sorry to say it, but french fry pizza, as horrifying as that is, represents growth in the food world.

>>3964285
Here's your fucking pizza innovation.
Now shove it up your 12 yr old ass.

>>3964285
No, where did I say everything else was wrong?

I simply said this kebabshit 5+ vegetables on a pizza was terrible - because it's not pizza. It's something else. Perhaps it does taste good, but it's not a fucking pizza, and to call it a pizza it becomes a shit pizza because it's not pizza like at all.

There's no balance of flavors.

There is no balance of texture.

There is no balance whatsoever.

I never said only my way is right - there are many ways to do toppings - but multiple toppings that oversaturate a fucking pizza is fucking not a pizza, does not go well, and is fucking fattastically amerishit.

French fry pizza is horrendously stupid. You're doing a disservice to proper pommes, and a disservice to a proper pizza. The two should not be mixed.

What a fucking abomination of an individual you are.

>>3964291
Wow, you're in Full-On Rage Mode.
I don't know what to tell you... except I've never eaten french fry pizza.

I only respect what it represents,
unlike you

Hey guys, I like all kinds of pizza.

>>3964300
Not the same guy, but you should get it through your tripfag skill that french fry pizza ONLY REPRESENTS FAT LOSERS WHO THINK THEY ARE CREATIVE CHEFS

Fucking shit, you're an abomination.

>>3964298
The rest of the world doesn't care about your opinion of what is pizza, and what isn't.

As for me... I listened to you. Even if I don't agree, I read your piece.

You should be more careful about who you get angry at, you're wasting your time and energy.

>>3964312
The world that does care about proper food will continue living, while you fat amerishits will die in obesity.

>>3964308
>>abomination

>>3964317
>anything greatly disliked or abhorred.

Yeah, an individual like this is abhorred by proper civilization, aka western Europe.

>>3964324
I was hoping someone with as much background in pizza as you claim to have, would be worth talking to.

Well... can't win em all

>>3964326
I just don't put up with people touting shit and trying to pass it for beloved food. Food is my life and I would rather die than not stand for real, good, proper cuisine.

>>3964333
it's time to stop trolling, son.

>>3964336
The only one trolling is the one not being serious.

I'm 100% serious.

>>3964346


>my day in /ck/
OMG all these pizza threads
Pizza day declared

>>3963506
Infodump: Everybody reads, nobody posts
No worries

Post about on various pizza oriented threads
Recipe for a mushroom sauce? No prob
Original american recipes? How about clam chowder
Posted something decent and original? Thank you very much
Someone raging about 5-topping pizza? No, that's silly nowadays

>>Your day in /ck/
Kebabpizza is shit
3 topping pizzas are the shit
french fry pizza is shit
I do not think that means what you think that means

Abomination abomination abomination
Amerifat abomination individual tripfag horrendous 12 yr old
This is sewious

>>What's the difference between me and you?
Pokemon?!

>>3964355
This is cute, when your argument fails you end up just producing an abomination of the english language with your post in a vile fit of ass-devastation.

>>3964298
>>3964238

I'll try to explain it to you again:

A kebab pizza is a pizza like any others, it is topped with tomato sauce, cheese, kebab, mushroom, and pepperoni (or something along those lines).

It is then cooked, like any other pizza.

Kebab is generally quite heavy and mutton'y.

crispy salad is added to the pizza because it helps level out the kebab. A "fresh" dressing, based on creme fraiche, is usually added for the same reason.

The salad also helps add an additional layer of texture to the pizza.

It's okay if you want to be a pizza fundamentalist, just don't call my kebabpizza a non-pizza, when it obviously is.

Also please tell me what the fundamental difference is between a french fry pizza and a potato pizza? They're both pizzas with potatoes on them, why is it so atrocious because they are french fries?

>>3964363
that guy
comes out

... I'm sorry. I can't take you seriously anymore.
You are distilled bullshit

>>3964394
No need to convince this Amerifat. I think it looks amazing. Of course, I love veggies, so. Looking forward to getting one of those next summer, when I'll be in Sweden for two months.

>>3964399
I don't think you know what that word means, tripfag. Get hazed.

>>3964394
Still shit, still with your schwarma sand nigger.

>>3964409
shit is delicious, what can I say!

>>3964413
Perhaps, but it's not a proper pizza!

>>3964409
you aren't worth replying to.
But I guess I can post that much to you.
Kinda ironic huh

>>3964414
Of course it is!

>>3963343
Jesus christ how horrifying.

>>3963343
OK you win. This looks exactly like puke on a platter.

Is bad pizza even a thing? I love pretty much all pizza.

>>3964576
I pretty much agree, with the following exception. Corn. Corn has no place on pizza. It's an instant turn off for me. Nopenopenope. Other than that, I'm open to trying pretty much any pizza. I think I've only had bad pizza maybe once in my life.

>>3964599
who puts corn on pizza? I've never heard of that. Seems like the consistency would just make it a pain in the ass.

>>3964634
I've seen corn on pizzas in Japan and around Europe. Even a few places here in the US. NOPE.

>>3962431
i don't know where in Italy you were but it sounds like you were in Germany

u jelly?

>>3964394
Yes, you put your crispy fresh salad on your pizza and your veggies wilt, the pizza gets soggy, and everyone has a bad time.

>>3964634
You do, big americans. At least that's what Europe thinks.

Anyway, corn on pizza actually does work. Just like tuna or pineapple. Guess it's a German thing, but try a pizza with bacon (not fried though) and pineapple sometime.It's delish in a sweet-n-sour kinda way.

>>3964011
Keep preaching the truth brother

>>3964722
>corn on pizza
>American, not Japanese

bacon + pineapple + jalapeno = spicy hawaiian. not that uncommon, really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz91GfoZ-Zs

mfw this thread is a bunch of middleschoolers trying to out mature each other.

detroit sicilian is the goat

>>3962432
>Used to be a fat fuck
>"Welp, better loose some weight if I don't want diabeetus and a cardiovascular attack in my 50's."
>Loose something like 20kg just by eating less, no exercise
>"Holy shit, where did all this fucking muscle come from?"

Turns out that fatasses automatically develop very strong legs to support themselves (unless you're the "can't walk, stuck in bed" kind), and slightly more muscle on the arms too.

I went from 95kg bellybeast to 75kg T-rex mode (it looks like shit, honestly, need to work up the rest of my body to get a normal proportion with my lower body.)

>>3962439
gettin me in MARINE MODE

Now that we're in here anyway anyone got any good pizza recipes

>>3963623
>moon runes
I don't know why I always laugh so hard when people say this shit

You might not be fat anymore, but you're as dumb as a fucking brick. Loose != lose, dunce.

>>3964291
trolled hard, you mad?

>>3965076
>Loose

Nigger, I would've ignored it if you did it once, but twice? Come on, man.