/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>2012
>not milking a goat

>2012
>not having immigrants you all manual labor for you.

>>3926206

>not nursing from the goat directly

>2012
>not growing all of your produce organically and fertilized with your own excrement
>not baking your own gluten-free breads outside in your homemade solar powered oven
>not collecting local breastmilk and pressing your own cheeses with aged and chared magenta oak planks and wrapping in cloth made from the silk of local spiders

>>3926217
I lol'd at "local" breastmilk, you know your stuff

>>3926217
OP here.

>gluten free

A fucking stupid fad, but might as well use the leftover nut solids to make nut flours for baking

>mfw pistachio flour, get on my level

>>3926228
Wouldn't it be more efficient to just eat soaked nuts? Why worry about leftover solids and the like?

>>3926239
Why bake bread when you could just eat eat raw flour and water?

>>3926248
Why the fuck would I eat flour? And I already do drink water.

>>3926217
lmao I read this and picture this old hippie who shits in his garden, bakes bread in his yard, maintains a spider farm on his porch and goes around paying his trailer trash neighbors cash for their breast milk.

>>3926251
The spider farm alone makes that sound awesome.

>>3926251
>2012
>still judging other people's lifestyles

When are you graduating middle school?

>>3926256
What judgement? Did something in his post sound insulting to you? Who is really judging here, then?

>>3926248
Okay, I laughed.

>>3926256
>2012
>still judging people for judging other people

>>3926251
>magenta oak

........magenta...oak!?
Post a link to your website or give me a number I can call if you are willing to ship. That sounds absolutely exquisite.

>2012
>not harvesting homegrown mushrooms out of your ass using the sweaty moisture and leftover fecal fertilizer residue between your butt cheeks.
>not wearing latex boxers to maintain the proper sweat humidity levels for maximum yield
>still wiping away that precious source of nutrient after shitting

does anyone here even try to do things right anymore?

>>3926282

>>3926282
>Not using a cheese grater on your foot callouses to top your pizza with
>Not collecting your toenails to boil into soup

>>3926282
>>3926348
ToozEdgY4Me

I made almond milk once, wasn't really what I expected and I didn't really like it. Might try it again sometime though.

do you roast the almonds before making the almond milk? Or do you leave them raw?

>>3926368
Raw