/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hellmann's mayo or bust. All other mayonaise just tastes worse imo.

>>3904487
hellmans > MW
but it's better to make your own mayonaise

>>3904487
whats with the whole shitty campaign? "only the cool kids will like MW" -.-

Mayo. Miracle whip is shite.

>>3904487
>but it's better to make your own mayonaise
DIY culture out of control

I pick Hellmann's.

deal with it.

>>3904491
>but it's better to make your own mayonaise
Holy shit you guys really don't fuck around on here.

Hellmanns

I prefer fat free sugar free gluten free zero carb raw vegan mayo

>>3904505
>my brand is better than your brand

>>3904517

We don't like your kind round these here parts.

>>3904487

Well if you like sweet things, go with Miracle Whip. It's much sweeter than Mayonnaise is.

>>3904504
it's not that hard guys
http://www.justhungry.com/2006/02/basics_mayonnai.html
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Mayonnaise

>>3904524
There is no such thing.

>>3904527
No one said anything about it being hard.

>it's better

Nope.

Ask this guy.

>>3904524
Either you are incredibly sheltered, or just stupid.

I can't tell which.

>>3904539
i beg to differ

Miracle Whip is alright on sandwiches once in a while, but I almost always use mayo

>>3904549
How could it possibly be better?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOTS? DUKES IS THE ONLY GOOD MAYONAISSE, THE REST IS SHIT-TIER
Dukes is the only one that isn't candy-flavored

>>3904514
I always bring back Melon Fanta and Japanese Mayo whenever I go to Japan. The mayo is the best of regular mayo and miracle whip but still unique on its own.

>>3904559

>dukes
>good

enjoy your tangy wangy dangy while i'm over here enjoying my pure eggs and vinegar emulsion

>MIRACLE WHIP IS HEALTHIER FOR YOU
>cue two years having mustard only sandwiches and eating tuna out of a can
>move out
>get Mayo
>barely use it but when I do it's delicious

I don't care what people say about Mayo being bad, it beats out that shit Miracle Whip and it's all about moderation.

>>3904559
>>A kid helping my mom shop
>>Can you go down that aisle and get some mayonaise for me?
>>Go down the aisle and see that Dukes is on sale, even though we always Hellmans
>>Bring back Dukes
>>Get scolded for 5 minutes about how important it is to pay attention to what I'm doing because Dukes is disgusting, uses a similar label to trick people in to buying it, and we would have had awful food if she hadn't seen that I had picked up Dukes

I've still never tasted the stuff, but its always on sale.

>>3904573
>vinegar

>>3904584

Q: Is mayonnaise made from cow sperm?

A: No.

Mayonnaise is primarily egg yolk and oil stirred together with some seasoning.

Besides, a cow is a female, and doesn't have any sperm - so the statement is wrong on two counts.

>>3904525
>someone's never seen the commercial

>>3904580
haha

>>3904487
I'll take the real fake food over the fake fake food.

>>3904487
I don't like mw simply because I don't want sweet mayonnaise on my sandvich.

They both taste like shit.

I like both, but for different things. Most sandwiches I like with regular mayo, but on my childhood favorite of "white bread, turkey and american cheese" sandwiches, MW all the way.
The tang of it is really pleasant in that context.

mmmmm I love american flavored mayonnaise food paste™

>>3905639
>The tang of it is really pleasant in that context.
Please die in a fire.

i honestly dont get the big rivalry...at all. growing up as a kid i always had miracle whip, not a huge fan but like a thin spread on sandwiches when im not feeling like mustard, eventually i tried mayo and liked it better....that being said they still aren't THAT different lol, in fact i always thought "miracle whip"was simply a brand of mayo, like heinz to ketchup or something like that.

mayonnaise, duhhhh

>>3904547
>mfw when you're a 120lb teenager or a nigger

Doesn't matter which.

Hellmanns or nothing.

Everything else tastes like shit.

>>3905671
>stop liking what I don't like

If there's MW in hell, I guess I'll be happy. :P

Bitches are straight up niggers

Is it weird that I have ZERO preference when it comes to condiments?

I mean sometimes I get mayo, sometimes I get miracle whip
I can taste a bit of a difference, but they're both enjoyable on a sandwich
I sometimes buy Heinz ketchup, sometimes buy Hunts ketchup
yellow mustard is all the fucking same, so I just get the biggest or cheapest bottle of that don't matter what brand

>>3906006
No, it's just means you're not particularly picky. You can eat anything. However, this also leads to you becoming a fatty-chan.

>>3906081
so true

why can't food be cheap, tasty, AND healthy?
it's never all 3, usually just two

Maille was the first company, in 1747, to sell mustard, and soon followed with mayonnaise in the 1780s.

Nothing can even come close.

You Mericlaps disgust me.

>>3906140
/sp/ please leave.

>>3906140
Ew, it's got to have gone bad by now.

Both are disgusting, but miracle whip is worse. Mayo isn't as bad as ketchup, but I still think that shit's gross. Mustard all the way, all day.

>>3906208
Mustard only works by itself as condiment on pretzels. All other times you would use mustard another condiment is needed